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>>18305662
Very specific and weird. You are definitely being a dick. Legally though, no idea. I know it's illegal to point a gun at somebody even if you know it isn't loaded. At least in my country.

>>18305662
As a lawyerfag in training, I can say that there no laws concerning that OP, it's just a fi kush thing to do

>>18305702
The thing is, studies have shown that women are subconsciously aroused by the fact that they can get pregnant. That's obviously not what you usually want when having sex in modern times, but instinctively that's the whole point of sex. So a woman knowing about the vasectomy would make her less aroused.

>>18305651
Chill, women are predictable normal human beings, just like men.

'Dates', in the traditional sense, are overrated and no one really likes them, you're making this a much harder deal than it has to be. Talk to them, do shit together with them, hit on them and if you click go in for the kiss, don't think too much about it, that's their job.

>>18305651
Just try and build up a base of familiarity with them before you ask them out so they don't get creeped out.

>>18305668
>Chill, women are predictable normal human beings,

why do you want OP to fail

best option is a girl showing interest in you, in which case asking out is a formality and easy to do
more difficult to disguise your intensions, build a little closeness, flirt, ask out
hard mode is you go from hello to hey, lets grab a cup of coffee and getting accepted in a matter of minutes

>>18305596
I cannot hang out or contact her

>>18305596
Tell her you won't stand for that. Because you really, really shouldn't. Talk to your gf, try to sort it out. But don't throw away your best friend because someone said so.

>>18305596
>made me block my bestfriend
?

You are male. Dont ever let some female to direct your life so much. By obeying her you will slowly lose value in her eyes to the point where she wont respect you anymore. Do what you will.

young guys dont know the "fuck me right now" eyes, especially if they are drunk themselfs

you will have to touch him

>>18305592
If that guy was old enough? They might know you meant? I don't want them to know

>>18305587
They'd know. It's easy as shit since the poker face is gone when you're tipsy.

So why can't he love you back? You're too ugly? He's straight and you're a raging homo? Either way, spend more time with other people and create some distance with your friend. A big reason as to why people fall for their best friends is because they lack contact with other people that could be deemed as possible romantic options.

Hahaha. Pussy.

You can be selfish sometimes you know.

>>18305540
The latter part. Im bi. He isnt. I liked him since 8 years ago. Never stopped liking him since.
He is my only friend as of now. I am no longer friends with other people I used to hang with because of various reasons. Wrong crowd and too lonely to cut them off until I really got tired of it I guess.
I'd say I'm anywhere from a 6-7 I'd say. I can push a 7.5 if I dress well enough.

Dated girls, dated guys... all never worked because I never loved them. Just me trying to burn the feelings I have for my friend.

Just take it slow (the blowjobs). Since you already talked to him about it, I'm sure he would be perfectly fine with you licking the side of his dick, maybe putting it in your mouth (and becoming silently disgusted) and then just hopping on top. I'd say, as long as you make up for the tease with instant sex, no biggie. I've been with girls who didn't like it either and I just let them do their own thing. One girl would only give me head when she was freakishly horny because she was so self conscious about it otherwise and it didn't bother me at all. Blowjobs are cool but I'd much rather have sex anyway. The horny blowjobs eventually happened enough that she stopped feeling so scared and I would get them at random times too.

Just warm up to it on your own time.

A lot of girls these days don't give blow jobs, and their guys usually are or at least feel like doormats. I know it'll be hard and take some time to get used to, but try to do it if you really care about the guy and your relationship. Getting or not getting blown makes the difference between feeling like a man and feeling like a doormat.

You are not obligated to perform any sexual act.

He is not obligated to stay if he is unsatisfied.

It doesn't matter how random dudes on the internet feel about it, not everyone is the same, talk to him candidly and honestly about it. If he's truly ok with potentially never having oral again in his life (don't expect this) then you're good.

If you won't do it and he wants it badly enough he may cheat and/or leave. You need emotional and physical satisfaction, not just one.

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>>18305443
Suffering?

Dude watch Akame Ga Kill. Fucking amazing anime if your looking for edgy with suffering. The protagonist is a normal who ends up an assassin's guild trying to overthrow a tyrannical government. Great fight scenes between the "good" guys and the Gov black ops. Great character development too, on both sides of the conflict.

>>18305512
More edge.

He fantasizes about those chicks. He likes you for real.

>>18305392
but how do you know for sure? ;;

>>18305394
You don't, you trust him.

Does he know how much his talking about it bothers you?

Why the fuck does he feel the need to talk about his porn preferences anyway?

Get a job, anything you can get.

At this point, anything really, but preferably something where there is a space you can grow (not a waiter or alike): I think the best is to find a job where they pay less but you can learn something useful. And you definitely need to change your lifestyle with the internet, sorry but that's how it is. Good luck, anon!

Join the French foreign legion.

>>18305268
Hey man, you sound like me a couple of months ago. Don't drink man, it'll only make things worse and you'll feel like shit after. Tell me about it?

Cut her out of your life comepletely, like unfriend her on all of your social media, delete her number and other things like that.
Just try to do fun stuff.
Also try your best to stop meeting her in real life.
Should help you get over her quicker.

>>18305283
its weird. Shes acting like nothing happened. She was flirting with me a couple hours ago

Does she actually know that it affects you in this way? I've had a similar scenario as a victim of sexual abuse growing up and having to clarify to a boss in a rather awkward conversation to stop joking about that type of stuff.

However, at least in my case, having an actual honest talk about it and explaining why it's not right will work. She's a human being too, she'll empathise with you if she's worth anything at all.

If she doesn't then get her ass into the fire

>>18305255
>female manager
Wonder why you felt this detail was worth including. Sounds like a bait thread.

Otherwise
>>18305257
What this anon said.

>>18305257
I guess I'm just uncomfortable having that talk with her. Only one person knows what happened. I don't know how to bring up the subject and have it not be awkward.

Get a dog, go on nice long walks and teach it some cool tricks.

What kind of wizard are you?

Are you trying to cope or do you want advice for human interaction?

>>18305240
I have a cat.

>>18305241
Trying to cope.
I don't consider myself socially awkward or introvert. I am not a NEET and I have friends (most of them are women because of my studies). I go out and I have many hobbies.

>>18305111
CONT: I never slept over at their house because I was worried she'd try to make a move on me. One day we all went to their place to hang out after work(we all worked together), I was literally eating my dinner and she came and sat on my lap, said she loved me and kissed me. I resisted but because she did it infront of everyone(6+ of us there) I didn't want to embarass her and I admit, I let her make out with me. She told me to take her "drunken ass" to her bedroom and fuck her however I wanted. I said no, that it was too sudden and that I didn't really have a relationship with her. Plus my friend she'd broken up with, I said I'd have to make sure he was cool with it first at least. She got angry and stormed off to her bedroom.
I left their apartment and immediately felt ill, I didn't feel excitement or a rush as you typically would. She then texted me and apologized, said that it was because she was drunk and that she didn't mean any of it. I said it was fine and for her to have a goodnight.

>>18305113
CONT:A couple more months passed and she kept sleeping around/going on dates and telling me about them. This was not a turn on, especially after telling me that she'd "made a mistake with my ex, I always liked you, but went for him when we got drunk together. You're the love of my life.". I kept wondering how the love of her life, could be cast aside all the time for random drunk hookups.
Her ex finally started seeing someone and as I'd spent the past months talking to her on and off and driving her home/helping her out with things; I began to consider dating her. But she loved to drink to drunk, fell many times/ended up with bruises and even a busted face once. It really worried me about her stbaility long term. So I talked to my friend about it, and he flat out told me that she'd cheated on her ex, and tried to go home with a guy from the bar also once but was stopped by a sober friend.
My dumbass thought "But she said she loves me, maybe I can work it through with her?". I kept trying to talk about the drinking/partying/smoking problem with her. She flat out refused to many times and once her roommate(who shared similar behavior) told me that if those things bothered me, that I might as well not even bother because she wouldn't change. Not even for me.

>>18305116
CONT:I said, "Well, she's nice...when she's sober and attractive enough. Might as well go for it". My birthday came around and my friends got me a group gift, I thought she thought it up and texted her a thank you. She told me that she hadn't been a part of that, that she had gotten me something but that I hadn't seemed happy lately; so she decided not to give me the gift...this left me super stunned and I just laughed it off.
Two suicide attempts in my family and a divorce later, I was shellshocked and didn't know what to do. I went to her and we...went out for drinks(of course) and I told her that I wasn't ready to talk about what was wrong, but that I was dealing with some heavy things and that it was the reason for my distance, not her. She was happy after, we left arm in arm, drove around the city and I dropped her off home(She was too drunk to drive her car back). She kissed me in the car and said that "You're the guy that I want to be with, not some random from a bar". I left, confident in our growing foundation for a relationship and that I had nothing to worry about. But still I kept thinking back to the birthday gift thing and seriously getting cold feet.
Three weeks later of minimal communication(Dealing with family insanity), I call her up on valentines day and she tells me that she's going on a date. I don't think I even processed it. I called my good friend and he said "She's been seeing the guy since begining of February). I kind of just went silent since my birthday had been on January 251th, we'd made out/talked on February 9th, and February 14, she'd already been seeing the guy for that long.

>>18305061
is this bad b8

>>18305073
No, this is sadly true.

>>18305061
If you can't trust your friend they aren't really your friend anymore

Tell me about the professor. Is it a man or woman? From Us or foreign, new or old?

The class project is it something obscure so there is only one way to do something? Or is it very clear you copied and their denying?

I've had friends go through this many time and I can help but I nee to know more about the professor, you, your relationship and how copied things are

>>18305051
man from US, new
some functions are the same, but how they are called through the main function is different

How much is some? Are the functions exactly the same?
Could you explain what they do if asked?