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>>18381105
>same with saliva. thinking about all the bacterias inside a mouth is just yucky

fun fact: people who are kissing regularly are less prone to dental issues

>>18381145
yeah, i know all that. that it is good for your immune system and yadda yadda. that doesn't change the fact that i have very high standards for oral hygiene (i use a tongue cleaner everytime i brush and floss/mouthwas daily, get my teeth cleaned professionally every year and never had any cavities) and if i don't feel like somebody does the same, i will be disgusted with the thought of his saliva. especially inside my mouth and even worse, anywhere near my vagina.

my bf has mediocre mouth hygiene. he brushes often and uses mouthwash daily. he also gets his terth cleaned yearly. but he never uses floss or a tongue scraper, despite me asking him to do so. his tongue is white with bacterias and i get a sick feeling in my stomach thinking about that mass of yuck on my genitals. it also costs ne effort to kiss him with tongue. and i really don't want that. it's just my disgust keeping me from enjoying oral or french kissing...

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i mean, in all seriousness, how can pic related not disgust somebody? this screams "bacterial infection for my vagina" to me... it's similar to wanting to lick off someone's ear wax. it's just unnecessary and disgusting.

>>18380983

either give us more context or delete the thread.

Suck a lot of dudes off
especially ugly ones

>>18380983
stop being ugly, you're automatically Stacie slut

Pretty hard because most girls are ugly as shit (makeup exists for a reason)

>>18380939
Not hard you just need to look for younger girls (teens)
I'm dating a 18 yo and honestly the look of her before putting on anything in the morning makes my dick explode

>>18380949
Is there any way to tell beforehand if she'll look awful without it? Most of the time I can't even tell they have makeup on until it comes off
>>18380950
Lol I'd feel like a pedo dating an 18 y/o tho

Lmfao op you faggot

>>18380717
yeah, pretty much.

>>18380710
Yes lots of liquor and ask what type of lubricant she wants. Ask for her panties size and buy a slutty stripper outfit too. Start jacking off now and stop 3 days before she gets there. Rent a hotel if you want to .

Should I go see her?
If I go, is there anything I can do so that I can have sex with her if I can't get her to change her mind about being in a relationship?

>>18380560
It's over, man don't go out try to convince or negotiate her attraction to you. It won't lead to anything good for both of you in the end. Best you walk out and pursue something fresh, someone new, there arer millions of othes out there.

Another option If by any chance you still insist to be with her, you need to instill dread on her, have power over her and willingness to walk out at any moment. Make her jealous, attract don't pursue.

>>18380572
I've tried dating other girls but I end up screwing the relationships cause I can't get over her. That's why I planned the trip besides trying again.
How would I make her jealous?

>>18380551
Brother after 3 years with someone its gonna be raw for awhile and even when you scab over it won't take much to knock the scab off. Every day it will get incrementally better, you'll have relapses down memory lane but you'll get over her and love again.

>>18380551
The nice me is saying it's time to let her go and get yourself together. The mean me says she's getting face fucked right now and she's going to have dick breath for a long time

>>18380551
Man, that's awful. What can I say? Time heals, let it go it's own way. You will start to forget, try to hit a pub, pick up some girls, summer is right around the corner.

She asked you some time to think about it ? Tell her you've done it already and that she can gtfo.

>>18380095
She's been testing the water with him for some time now. When she felt interest from his side she was probably very receptive and wanted to taste more of that. You felt it, she got a little colder, became a little more distant, wanted more time with her "friends".
She's probably in contact with him a lot, getting flirty touchy when they see each other. Now that she knows she can jump ship she wants to try him out as dating material. She wants a break because she's still insecure, maybe he isn't right for her after all, maybe he doesn't have the same feelings towards her. That's why she wants to keep you around. So that after she tasted him and it wasn't right she could come back to you.

That's called monkey branching nigga, women do this all the time. I know you have all these feeling weighting you down, making you feel small, wanting her. But she's played you. Fuck off as fast and thoroughly as you can. Ghost her

Saying she is unsure and wants a break is a pussy way of saying it's over unless my new interest doesn't work out. Then I'll fuck with you until something better comes along.
Unless you want to be on a dog leash your whole life and not have an ounce of self respect gtfo now.
I'm an introvert too. I don't mingle well at large parties either. But one on one or in small groups I can do pretty well. My gf's are always extroverts who carry me at those things. Trust me, you can do better. I have so can you. Don't take that shit from anybody.

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I always wanted to influence people. I wanted to be a star or a cult leader or maybe a journalist who would rock the world with her incomparable scoops. I want to make a difference in this world.

The problem is that I'm scared of others and I'm disgusted by humanity as a whole. I have pretty severe anxiety, so I'm too vulnerable to be a public figure. I simultaneously hate humans and need them.

>hates people
>loves people

Pick one. Get over the other one. No one cares which. Stop wasting your time harboring conflicting ideas in your head. Speaking of your head, get your shit together.

>>18379891
>>18379911
Get an eduction and or a job
Start working out
Develop skills, find a hobby etc
Stop telling yourself you were afraid of people, and in case you really are, go see a psychiatrist

>>18379812
Generally by the third date, but if I know she's a virgin and things are otherwise going well, I'll hold out for longer than that (a few months, if that's what it takes).

>>18379812
Depends entirely on how cool/attractive you are

>>18379849
>Generally by the third date
I don't even want to kiss someone after just three dates.
I'll die alone.

>>18379853
That's pretty hard to judge by myself.

even though he is my most comfortable option, the spark is just not there. he is not romantic enough for me and never makes my heart light up. we are also not that sexually compatible

however, i feel like it's sinful or a stupid mistake to break up with him because we understand each other so well and are so close and are otherwise happy together. at this point, i consider him my BEST FRIEND for sure. he is just not my romantic ideal.

i read an article about a girl regretting she broke up with her high school sweetheart and how the dating field candidates SUCKED and she became super depressed afterwards, and on the flipside the guy was super happy married with kids etc

oh yeah that's another thing. i don't even think he'd end up happy or having a life to be jealous of. instead, i think if i break up with him, he'll be absolutely emotionally destroyed and might kill himself since he's talked many times about being suicidal and relying on me. it would really be horrible if he felt destroyed because of me.

also, i don't think he suspects a breakup from me. but the thing is .. it hurts to write this.. i've said "i love you" to him thousands of times and i don't think i've meant it for at least 5+ years.

i know i'm an attractive enough girl that i can find a better 'ideal' for me pretty easily. yes i'm arrogant. should i take the moral road and 'settle' for my 10+ years boyfriend or should i devastate him and possibly my future self by breaking up for the prospect of something 'better'?

what should i do?

(2/2)

>>18379760
The moral road isn't settling, the moral road is honesty. You've lied to him about loving him for 5+ years and you're talking about wanting better. If you married him do you think you'd end up with him for the long haul, and do you think either of you would be truly happy with that? What would happen if you were married and that ideal man you're dreaming about comes along instead?

Break up with him. He's better off alone than with you.

>>18379752
Break up with him ASAP. HE deserves someone 100x better than you are.

>>18379474

That V-shape makes me think they're a bunch of Ken dolls.

>>18379474
>how can I get a girlfriend?
don't be yourself.
since you have 8/10 looks your personality must be really awful because otherwise you'd already have a girlfriend.

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> 8/10 looks

I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt here and say you really do have 8/10 looks. Great!

>If I do get a job/money, and then females want me, I will know that they're just whores that would have never wanted me before I had a job/money.

Lose this bullshit attitude. Anyone would rather be with somebody that can supportive themselves and be responsible. That what having a job is.

>Every man's gf/wife is technically a whore.

Lose that bullshit attitude as well. You want a girlfriend? Stop thinking of women like they're all monsters you sad excuse of a human being.

Women
Why do you hate me?

>>18379436
We don't hate you, you are a valuable person who deserves love

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Guys, what do you think about girls who are bigger pervs than you?

>>18379395
buy him one of those $100 DNA tests and show him scientific proof that he's not european

however it sounds like he doesn't care. maybe he has political reasons. maybe he's alt right.

>>18379395
AHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

>>18379395

Sounds like your cousin stopped hanging out with one set of racists to hang with the KKK.

>Hint, it's you, ya bundle of sticks

You deserve it for being a junkie.
You've done society a great favor tonight.

>>18379303
Go to the hospital you fucking retard.

>>18379303
You need to stop the bleeding.

If the bleeding isn't stopping, you need to go to the hospital IMMEDIATELY.

Your second biggest worry should be INFECTION. You need to get disinfectent immediately and apply it to the wound. You need to dress that wound properly and prevent INFECTION.

Even then I can only advise that you immediately go to a hospital. However (1) stop the bleeding, and (2) dress the wound and prevent infection.

If you do those two things, try to sleep on it. If you can go to the hospital tomorrow morning, then do that.

i want to fucking end my life im so disappointed by how i did a 180 and have just complete disgust towards her now when before I was so attracted and really liked her, and its all my fault not hers

you hold her to a high regard because you like her
then you see that she has kind of degraded herself by sleeping with slimey dudes

nobody wants to be with someone who has no self respect

i dunno dude. would you feel this way if she slept with 19 attractive, nice seeming gents?

>>18379164

Still no. I'd be grossed out either way. I mean christ... in only 20 or so months... FUCK