ITT: Ask the Opposite Gender Anything

Women
Why do you hate me?

>>18379436
We don't hate you, you are a valuable person who deserves love

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Guys, what do you think about girls who are bigger pervs than you?

>>18379450
I would be more attracted to her. Might not help if she is ugly though.

There's this girl that is pretty clingy, but she has a boyfriend but she prefers to talk to me more, I talk back and we send occasional flirty comments but too passive, Friendzone? Opportunity?

>>18379450
So long as she's capable of monogamy (doesn't cheat), the more perverted she is the better.

I don't think any female on Earth has more fucked up sexual fantasies than me though.

>>18379458
Tell her boyfriend that she's talking to other men like that.

>>18379468
Thing is she always send me shit about how other men are always trying to get with her, she doesn't do to me though, I'm tryna smash too. I dont even know who her boyfriend is in all honesty.

guys how many sex toys is too many? which toys do you red flag?

>>18379476
how many do you have?

>>18379463
so do you fantasize about impregnating beloved wife in the missionary position during the honeymoon?

>>18379476
I'm just an amateur so I can only fit one. I mean I guess if I really wanted I might be able to fit 2 small ones but I'd rather not if I don't have to.

>>18379482
i went with a one of everything approach, just to try. my draw has about 20 different toys all up.

>>18379493
oh my

but I see no issues about it. Especialy if you won't insist on using them on the partner

>>18379499
>partner
lol doubt she has one.

>>18379508
>woman
>not having a partner

>>18379476
reminds me of this chick in our class lol she sat right in front of me and I could see her browsing dildos on her laptop

>>18379512
yeah. They are outside in the real world though

>>18379450
Finding a bigger pervert than me that doesn't belong in jail is quite an accomplishment.

>>18379516
What.

>>18379493
I'm fine with 20, but there is a point where things start to get excessive.

Women, what do you think about guys who like futa?

>out with group of friends
>there's a cute girl in the group but we don't really talk much except when we travel home together (live in same town)
>talking with one girl about theoretical physics
>she interrupts and is like "Anon Anon, I've been reading about theoretical physics recently too! "
>talking later with another girl about writing
>she interrupts again, "Anon Anon, I've got a book idea too!"
>when she's talking to the group, she's usually looking at me

What did she mean by this? Does she want me to notice her?

>>18379558
lmao how fucking old are you? 18+ to be here buddy

>>18379558
She probably thinks you're interesting and just wants to get to know you more. Chat with her more often, and if things go well after getting to know eachother and you still seem interested in one another ask her on a date.

What am i supposed to do whena woman cries because of stress

>>18379564
He's probably just making it up.

>>18379570
arm around her
hand to her thigh
finger inside her pussy
worked everytime.

>>18379544
gay, just like lesbians that fuck each other with strapons are straight

>>18379570
Hug her. Assure her everything is going to work out and that you're there to help her no matter what. Help her organize a plan of action for whatever she's going through or working on. One of the best things you cna do for someone who is sick or stressed is to do small things to make stuff easier for them (i.e. pack their lunch, bring theblm a coffee, buy gas, tidy their apartment, get some groceries.) Just anything to help them focus on getting through whatever isnstressing them out.

>>18379587
>>18379577
I'm not that close to her. We sit next to each other in class

Why do men fall in love with fucking trannies? My ex-boyfriend broke up with me because he told me that I was too much of a bitch and the next time I saw him he was with this tall girl to which I later discovered on Facebook that she is an open tranny. How the fuck does this even happen? I am so fucking pissed off that he passed up me for some fake bitch. He said on his Facebook page that he meant the sweetest "girl" who would never be a bitch to me. I'm over here thinking you gay piece of shit. What the hell?

>>18379593
Kill yourself.

>>18379593
Why were you such a shitty girlfriend?

>>18379593
Best thing I've read all day.

>>18379593
You sound like a bitch

>>18379584
>lesbians that fuck each other with strapons are straight
what

Marrige material?

>>18379593
jews

>>18379616
for guys or girls

>>18379593
Because men are better at being women than women are. I don't think you're ever going to recover from this one because you managed to somehow turn him away from your whole fucking gender.

>>18379593
TL;DR Trannies are better to hang out with than women.

Because an ex-man knows what a current man is thinking way better than a woman does. I know a couple trannies and I can geek out about nerdy shit with them, or talk sports, or crack jokes, and 99% of the time even if they aren't super into that particular topic they're still down to chat about it and fun to talk with, because even if they sound feminine they still chat like a guy.

You know what I talk about with a woman. Her. Her life, her problems, her trivial nonsense and her dreams. Even when we're talking about cool shit she's doing it's more about how it makes her feel than it is about the actual cool shit.

Yes there are exceptions, but 99% of the time men want to talk about ideas, items, concepts, events, whereas women basically only talk about social gossip and themselves.

Trannies are better to talk with, therefor easier to fall in love with if you're *just* gay enough to not mind the masculine characteristics.

>>18379620
>Will I damage my self respect?
>Non serious question BTW just bored af

you make negative amounts of sense, buddy
you seem to be so stupid, I advice you to never reproduce. Never.

>>18379632
Why do you think he's in the military.

>>18379620
Male here. What will make it harder to find commitment is not that you will lose your virginity, but the situation when you lost it. As of right now you're shrugging it off as if your virginity is a useless object. It's something precious you should take seriously. With this attitude I would choose a nonvirgin that was in a committed relationship over you, because you just do not seem to care about it. Your mindset is not attractive. Please, only lose it when you find a man you love.

>>18379631
>You know what I talk about with a woman. Her. Her life, her problems, her trivial nonsense and her dreams. Even when we're talking about cool shit she's doing it's more about how it makes her feel than it is about the actual cool shit.
what
dude, either women in your country are broekn or you're too stupid to find normal ones

>>18379635
Earning 6digits working an easy engineering gig lol

>>18379641
And still an awkward virgin.

>>18379635
good point

>>18379642
I'm 18???

>>18379623
Guys

>>18379644
Yes we know, it's quite the sad age to still be one.

>>18379640
>women in your country are broken
Yes. This.

>>18379648
You... I like you

>>18379593
Your ex is a degenerate freak, absolutely.

You were probably a rotten girlfriend, though.

>>18379644
predispositions able to let you serve in the military on a position where you have to use your brains should make you get laid on any single party you'd ever go to.

conlusion: there's something terribly wrong with you. And my bet is it's your overestimation of own abilities

>>18379662
It was a question on moral vice, whether I should succumb to natural desire, or reserve myself for the sanctity of commitment, not a question on how to get laid.

Conclusion: there's something terribly wrong with you. And my bet is it's your overestimation of your own reading comprehension.

>>18379631
Where the fuck are you meeting these trannies who "talk like a guy"? I've never once was able to obtain such a cutie like that.

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>>18379593
Read pic related. Now imagine his fat friend looked half-decent and sucked him off. Honestly when robot waifus come along women are going to be basically obsolete.

my boyfriend says he likes traps should i be concerned now?

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>>18379657
> degenerate
>>>/pol/
>>18379674
> women are going to be basically obsolete
Nice NEET-virginpost.
>>18379675
Traps aren't gay.

>>18379669
>imply my lack of reading comprehension
>can't comprehend my writing
that's some comeback on your part, for sure

>>18379593
Hahaha men are better at being gf's than women truly golden age we live in

>>18379448
but you're also fuck ugly

>>18379662
>>18379669
#rekt

>>18379669
>It was a question on moral vice
It's something too significant to throw away frivolously. For all you know, you'll meet the right girl while on leave your first year and regret losing it so flippantly.

>>18379679
>liking penis isn't gay

Okay...

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>>18379687
You seem upset, Anonymous. Are you having trouble coming out of the closet?

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>>18379682
>back peddling

>>18379686
Yeah, the downside is there isn't a chance in hell I'd find a woman able to commit to a relationship when I am away most of the year, so if I do reserve myself I'll be waiting a hell of a long time.

>>18379696
Are you a Christian?

>>18379700
Agnostic, but I value commitment and marriage as a way to express my love for somebody

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>>18379705
t-thats so sweet

>>18379712
oh th-thanks

>met a girl last weekend
>we hit it off fairly well
>im very intrested in her
>dont even know if she's single
what do? facebook message?

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>>18379716
i am in tears right now please let me hug you PLEASE

>>18379721
Go for it. Worst that can happen is she says she has a boyfriend.

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>>18379722
I don't understand but su-sure

>>18379705
I'm the guy who asked the original question, not the one gushing.

Think about it this way: what if you just throw it away, and then you're on leave and meet a girl you love who feels the way you do now. Wouldn't the regret be insurmountable?

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>>18379727
im s-sorry im just so sensitive and i could really use a friend right now. please just hug me and dont question it. never let go.

both sexes. kissing after oral sex y/n?

>>18379724
thanks. any advice on what to say? just come straight at it?

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>>18379733
Of course. Urges are hard. Fortunately I'll likely be very busy during these 4 years so I guess its not all doom and gloom.

>>18379734
Sure thing

>>18379746
Girl. YES. Hottest thing ever.

Wish more guys weren't so disgusted by their cum.

>>18379746
guy here. yes but not too much. I'm not snowballing but I will kiss you deeply after you swallow

>>18379750
Cum is the hottest thing until after I actually cum

>>18379746
Guy
I don't mind it

How do I stop the jealousy when seeing couples, I already accepted I'm going to stick to myself, but I still hate it

>>18379756
I know :( but it is so hot for me.

>>18379759
try hitting on the girl :)

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>>18379746
Male, no. Fucking disgusting.

>>18379746
depends on the girl

>>18379746
Never

>>18379766
What girl

>>18379773
you're jealous of a couple?
be friendly what the girl :)

>>18379775
No I'm jealous all the couples, I come from a small village and recently started going to collage, and of course it's in a big city, and there are couples everywhere, I only had a bad experience when it comes to relationships and decided it's better to stay alone

qt girl is coming to my room to hang out (really good friend she is). I'm gonna show her Irreversible (that movie with the 30 minutes ass rape)
will she like it :)

>>18379783
no

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>>18379748
thank you. i just want a friend and some affection every once in a while. this is so relaxing.

>>18379746
Guy: Sure, why not?

>>18379791
I'm gonna tell her we are gonna watch this romantic movie, she won't know what hit her lol

>>18379746
Girl.
No problem with kissing after he's eaten me out.
No problem sucking his dick after he's fucked me.
No problem sucking his dick after he's fucked my ass.

I have a question though. My boyfriend will kiss me if I swallow but not if there's any still in my mouth. He gets disgusted by that. Nor will he eat me if he's came in my pussy.
Why are guys so grossed out by their own cum but expect me to swallow it? I don't mind the taste or texture, but I'll happily swallow it or rub it into my skin if that's the case.
I've had 3 boyfriends and they've all been like that.

>>18379817
They don't want it in their mouth because they piss from the same hole it comes out of multiple times a day. They want you to swallow it because it's hot. We are but simple creatures.

>>18379817
They are all my children, once they're out they are an annoyance that should be dealt with by chicks.

>>18379817
They lose a lot of attraction for sex/cum after ejaculating

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>>18379817
>No problem sucking his dick after he's fucked my ass.

>>18379817
You sound like a really easy going girl

do you like poop?

>>18379824
more like hypocritical creatures. if you dont want it in your mouth then neither do i you freak

>>18379817
6 (you) in few seconds!

>>18379829
Not really. It's made of poop.

>>18379830
Right, I'm the freak, not the girl who sucks a dick that's just been in her asshole. It's all about degradation, you doing something a man wouldn't do himself makes you lesser than he is, more servile. The hypocrisy is the point. This isn't a particularly deep bit of psychology that requires great understanding.

>>18379817
Honestly you're tge oddball here, I understand being willing and wanting to please but I only got one girl to swallow my entire life and we are still dating.

My advice is dating guys that are less prissy, if they have unusual "hygene habits" chancea are they aren't into kissing your mouth full of cum.

>>18379833
what

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>>18379593
This nigger is correct. >>18379617

>>18379834
>not the girl who sucks a dick that's just been in her asshole
thats hot though. it is hypocritical for a man to want a girl to swallow if he wouldn't do it himself

>>18379837
I don't like poop. I was trying to be clever but I guess not.

>>18379844
Do you also want men who fuck you up the ass to let you strap-on-fuck them up the ass?

I'm not ugly, I'm a bit short at 5 foot 8, but girls must be evil and sense the fear inside me like demons, I can't find any other explanation why we're such good enemies,

>>18379854
Oh I appreciate what you do for your boys
except not really

>>18379860
soooo....advice or not?

>>18379859
if i were paid at least three hundred i would

>>18379877
three hundred dickings?
ok

>>18379873
The only advice is stupid like go out and talk to girls, yh I'll just go out and look like a dickhead so they can all chit chat about it to their friends

>>18379877
No, no pay, you're talking about hypocrisy right? If you swallow his cum he should swallow it too, right? So if he fucks you up the ass or skullfucks you, you should be able to do the same to him, right? Otherwise it's hypocrisy.

>>18379860
Not evil, Anon, wild. Like coyotes. They can smell your fear. Next time you come across a girl make yourself look bigger than you are and make a lot of barking and howling noises, should scare them away.

>>18379881
then why are you here

>>18379883
not her, im a guy. but i would fuck another guy absolutely. whatever i do to him should be done to me

>>18379889
this. A pack almost got me while I was taking out the garbage, but I used my jacket to look taller and shouted until they left.

>>18379889
Dw anon, my mystical spells an magical fedora will keep them away
>>18379901
So I'm right when I say females are rather evil that they sense fear and make it hard for that person for like no reason

>>18379903
Well we're not talking about you and your uncle, we're talking about this kinky girl and the reason why men want to degrade her without degrading themselves in the process, pipe down.

girls.

referring to this pic

>>18379474

how many of those guys would you fuck at once?

>>18379916
What's degrading about cum exactly? It's not like I'm asking you to get turkey basted by a dozen guys. All I wanted to know is why guys like you recoil at the thought of touching it once it leaves your dick.

>>18379931
None. One looks like an ape and two look gay as hell.

>>18379932
Because it comes out of the piss-pipe and is full of tiny squirming sperms and that ain't pretty.

>>18379940
You sound like a very mature gentlemen whomst I'm sure the ladies absolutely adore.

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>>18379945
>Why won't you guys eat your cum?
>Because it's gross
>Very mature gentleman whomst tip tip tip

What answer were you expecting?

If a girl with a bf invites me into her house when she's alone, she wants the D right? Is the guy expected to make the move? Or the girl?

>>18379951
You're immoral for thinking that, and you'll get your comeuppance when she rejects you and gets her bf to smack you around.

>>18379959
Yeah, think I'm gonna play it safe.

>>18379950
I was expecting an answer from a sexually active adult and not a high school kid that's only sexually active with their hand and spends most of their time on /r9k/ talking about how life is so unfair that you'll never have a qt virgin waifu like your animes and it's all Chad and Stacy's fault.

>>18379746
Girl. Depending on my mood I'll allow it, but I don't like it at all.

>>18379968
Most guys don't want anything to do with their cum because it isn't seen as masculine at best, and flaming homosexual at worst. And as I'm sure you've seen most guys are very defensive about how masculine they are perceived.

At least he is not gobbling on shit-flavored dick.
You think everyone not having quadrule anal and bathing in shit and cum is a kid?

>>18379931
i cant stop laughing at the one on the right.

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My best friend was trying to get back to her EX. He was toying with her a little, but lately he decided that they will stop seeing each other. She is now shattered. And I don't know how to help her (at the time I'm in a different city) - like what to do, all her, sms her give her time in silence?

The situation is additionally complicated because we had a sex - no feelings agreement lately (2 days before ex dumped her) and she decided to end it with "nothing good will come out of this". I'm like ok with it, I value the friendship more than sex.

I don't know what I can do and what is appropriate for me to do.

>>18379983

The situation is additionally complicated because we had a sex - no feelings agreement lately and (2 days before ex dumped her) she decided to end it with "nothing good will come out of this". I'm like ok with it, I value the friendship more than sex.

>>18379931
From a purely physical point of view the one on the left. The other two are butterfaces.

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>>18379968
>If you don't eat your own cum you're an /r9k/ beta virgin loser

Right, I should take my vitamins so I can grow up to be a macho man like Chris-chan. This has taken a very confusing turn.

Why would a girl never use obscene language with one particular friend? Especially if they have a tendency to do it with other friends and family.

>>18379996
Secretly liking them and not wanting to risk offending them.

>>18380000
the answer I like to hear :)

I have a relationship with a girl I cannot meet for two months. We are getting close. I will travel a long way to see her. How do I keep her interested? How can get intimate through text/images? I am socially fucked so some examples would be nice!

>>18380000
This so much, I got a dirty-mouth friend amd I can tell that she gets more polite the more interested she is.

>>18380000
Yea, I figured. So many things she does hints at her potentially having feelings. But also seems to indicate that somethings holding her back from starting anything. She knows I like her. I made it clear long ago

She also has a tendency to send long texts that are detailed and kinda mirroring of mine.

>>18380012
The hardest part with online dating is getting comfortable around each other, just take it step by step and you will be fine

Women do you enjoy cuck porn, and why do u think hotwife/cuck porn is on rise, would you fuck other person while in relationship if your bf asked for it, perhaps even if he wouldnt would you cuck your bf if he was small/average sized?

what makes a woman sexy?

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>>18380030
her personality and her intelligence of course.

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>>18380030
It's all about her sense of humor and maturity

>>18379436
They probably do because you cant even shitpost right.

>>18379450
Love them. I highly doubt i will ever meet bigger perv femanon than me.

>>18379458
Buy condoms and ask her on date. Cuck her bf hard. He needs that life lesson.

>>18379476
If you have more than two from each type, i would say you no longer ise them, but rather collecting them as a hobby. If you are rich, go ahead and use dragon dildos as decorations, i wouldnt mind much.

>>18379488
This is blue board!
>>>/d/egenerate
What will be next? Handholding with interlocked fingers?

>>18379558
She wants the D or your attention. Buy condoms and ask her on date.

>>18379570
Listen to her, hug her very firmy and at the end of her crying say it will be good. Offer her to find better job and buy condoms.

>>18379593
See faq. Not all man.

>>18379646
You cant be marriage material yet. By your wording we still dont know if you seek description for husband or wife. Maybe try to think before asking.

>>18379675
I would. Maybe it is his fetish. Buy dildo and offer to peg him. Maybe he is just into femdom and you can easily do that to him.

>>18379712
We all are going to make it eventually anons.

>>18379721
Keep asking her on dates, be cuddly and touchy and ask her to netflix and chill. Buy condoms and hope for best. Girls with bf dont date other boys unless whores.

>>18379746
I always considered kissing as meh. I can do it if it is your fetish.

>>18379759
>accepted
Stop lieing yourself and find your own gf.

>>18379783
You have to be 18 to be here. Showing girls rape scenario is counter productive.

>>18379817
When boy is horny, almost nothing is disguisiting. When we cum, our brain returns to normal and swallowing cum is ew when you arent horny anymore. To make us swallow cum, that cum must be from 2nd guy before we cummed.

>>18379951
Buy condoms and tell her bf afterwards. Leave used condom in his boots so he find out eventually.
Cheaters have to die.

>>18380030
Being not fat and having vagina.

>>18380025
Not really.
I would imagine it's because the people who run the porn business are pushing it.
I wouldn't want to cuck him and if he was into that and really pushed it on me I would break up with him. Swinging or threesomes I have no desire currently, but wouldn't rule it out entirely.

>>18380025
Cuck is a niche market in reality, it's just that right now because of it's meme status that it's appearing more.

>>18380052
What kind of threesomes if its MMF, I dont really see difference

>>18380046
>Buy condoms and tell her bf afterwards.
The girl is hot and all and I've wanted to fuck her for a long time but I don't want to ruin a relationship. Guess I'm kind of a pussy.

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>>18380046
I like you

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>>18380030
Other than a hot body, body language can make or break it.

Try watching videos with women considered sexy. Can be movies, or gifs from /r/gonewild or /soc/ or something

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>>18380067
>relationship
You are the definition of beta if you are afraid of damaging "relationship" with girl which has bf.

Snap out from your mindset and go fuck her. And never ever consider her as your gf. She cheated once, she will cheat again. Some people arent build for monogamy at all. Look at pic related, is that you?

>>18380072
Yea, i am slowly but surelly gaining bonus points for mass replying.

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>>18380030
it's no doubt her
P E R S O N A L I T Y

>>18380025
absolutely not. monogamy is for me.

>>18380066
You're point of view has been warped by spending too much time on 4chan and probably /pol/. There is nothing wrong with a threesome, both MMF and FFM, if all parties are consenting to it. It's not cheating. It's not cuckoldry. It's all in your head. Stop spending so much time on the internet and go outside. If you have insecurities about a threesome then fine, don't have one.

>>18380025
Yes, but I couldn't do it in a relationship, It would cause me to lose all respect for my bf. I could be talked into a mmf threesome, but I want my partner to be dominant.

>>18380077
I'm afraid of rejection and she telling everyone she knows I tried to fuck her even though she has a bf. I live in a small city btw.

>>18380085
>Stop spending so much time on the internet and go outside
>There is nothing wrong with a threesome

LMAO how many threesomes do you see in porn
how many threesomes do you see in real life

I live in a uni campus and no girl (I'm talking party sluts, sorority etc) wants to be in a threesome deal, hooking up is almost always yes. The closest I got was getting these two to make out with me in bed but when I started getting on top of one of them the other straight up left. Pretty sure they don't browse 4chin

>>18380117
It's not for everyone and most threesomes that happen in the real world are MMF. Again, there's literally nothing wrong with what consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedroom. If you don't like it then you don't have to take part.

>>18379404
How to intersact/intersex with woman online? Can introduce myself with a joke? Can just straight go talking?

>>18380126
Why MMF and not other way around eh?

>>18380110
You keep hanging out with toxic female, orbiting around her, allowing her to spread lies about you and secretly you wish to fuck her while being scared you ruin "relationship" with her?

Dude, you are the definition of beta. Block her, find new gf amd never talk to her again. With this mindset, she wont ever fuck you.

>pro tip
To break from friendzone orbiting mode do this.
>install tinder
>find any girl (dont even need to match with her, jusr photo and name)
>ask this girl you are orbiting on tips what to do on date
>if she will doubt that, show her pic of that girl and name
Girls hate competition and losing beta orbiters. After this she may try to fuck you. So you fuck her, then tell her it was ruse, she is whore and never ever talk to her again.

Fuck the attention whores. Grow balls and stop giving fuck what people tell about you. Being man is about doing things you want.

STOP BEING BETA ORBITER DAMMIT! Find real gf.

>>18380127
Stop overthinking problems. Say hello her name, introduce yourself, ask her what is she looking for on that site, throw lame joke, ask her about something she wrote in her bio and ask her on date within first 30 sentences.

Be bold. If she rejects you, you will type to new girl in no time. Dont forget to exchange phone numbers. If she wont want to meet you or give her phone number, she definitely dont want to fuck or meet you.

>>18379593

>>18379617
This.

But it's not that jews made us think trannies are more attractive.

It's because Jews enabled women to be shitty.
Men all want one thing but sexism is wrong so you can't say anything back.
You read their magazines, hear all this talk about how divorce is empowering and you should abuse the system so much that he becomes a literal slave.

They teach you that you need to be payed more, without changing your career to the riskier and more dangerous (mens) jobs. SO you spout about the pay gap and turn the blindest fucking eyes towards the workplace injury and death gaps. The Jews have you convinced hazard pay shouldn't even be thing.

They tell you "all men this and that", they tell you to hate and you say "how much?".
The jews had you convinced you could treat people as disposable, as objects, as utilities, and that they would always come crawling back.

Turns out, the jews lied. Fancy that.

Listen to jews, always lose.

Question for girls, but any help appreciated:
Is there a way a guy you do not really know can approach you at your place without being creepy?

The situation is as follows
> living in dormitories with shared flats, it's quite anonymous
> meet a girl very occasionally on the stairs
> always saying hi and also bye when walking the stairs in same direction
> stupidly smiling at each other every time
> once passing by when she enters her flat, so I know which one it is
> names are written next to the door, I'm like 98% sure I know which is her name
> decide I'm pretty much interested enough to ask her to get to know each other more
> haven't seen her for some weeks now...

The names at her flat didn't change, so I guess she is still living there. I'd like to know whether there is a possibility to accelerate the process of meeting her again and/or finding out if she already is in a relationship. Is there a way to directly approach her at her flat without being creepy?

>>18380133
But I don't orbit her. I haven't talked to her in 3 years and now all of a sudden she says she misses me. I decided to go ahead and meet her as she's been kind of nagging me the past week. Guess I'll just fuck her and get it over with.

>>18380137
That's a lot less creepy than approaching a random stranger. Either knock on her door or when you are walking together ask if she wants to go get lunch or breakfast or dinner or whatever one time.

>>18380140
>just fuck her and get over with it
Finally. This is the right decision. Other option is to ignore her. Anyrhing else is probably wrong :-)

>>18380137
Dont shit where you eat.

>>18380133
I have done everything you said. I got to met a girl who was pretty fun but she was just an attention whore. How do I know shit like that? I've been talking to her for 3 weeks and she just replies what I send. Never ask about me even thought I have showed her I'm interested in being his friend

>>18380137
guy living in a dorm here

As long as you don't misinterpret her interest and she reciprocates it's ok to just ask her next time you see her, or knock on her door lol. At worst it's an awkward conversation.

Ideally ask her to have lunch or dinner with you. I live next to a girl, we shared a bathroom and now we eat dinner with each other, that's very common between friends, but I imagine it's easy to ask her for sexual favors.

>>18380159
It's too late to ignore her now, I'm seeing her in a few hours. I'll let you know how it goes.

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>last year, i'm college freshman
>few weeks before exam period in June starts
>9/10 grill starts talking to me, is visibly really interested in me
>i fuck most of my exams up because thinking of her
>she stops talking to me eventually, probably noticing my spaghetti autism
>this year, the story is repeating itself with another qt3.14

How do I stop dis?

>>18380175
>>i fuck most of my exams up because thinking of her
lol are you serious lad

>>18380163
>how do i know shit like that
Life experience of your own and reading others, sometimes reading books also helps.

But in the general you never know. That is why dating is game of luck. You may be super fat neet and meet girl who will adore your rolls of fat and will want to marry you. But it is pretty improbable. More girls like non fat boys than the other way around.
>3 weeks
If girl doesnt want to see you in 3 days, just drop her. For whatever reason she is there, it is not for dating / fucking you. You cant win every battle life throws at you. Cut the loses, remember the experience and move on.

Some girls looks for husbandos, some just sort of shitpost (but in real life). Think of them as of pepe posters.

>>18380172
Please buy condoms and have fun.

>>18380175
Jerk off. Fap like your life is dependent on it. Even each hour. And after finals ask her on date.

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>>18380182
i wish i was joking. its absolutely pathetic and degenerate but can't really help myself

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>>18380030

>>18380154
>>18380171
Huh, interesting. I wouldn't have imagined that it is okay to just knock on her door. As I said, it's quite anonymous here.
And you can be sure, the next time I see her e.g. on the stairs, I will ask her. It's really just that we haven't seen each other for so long, that I'm not sure if I want to wait for that to happen by chance again.

>>18380159
I know, I know and I usually value that. But it is quite anonymous, so even if it doesn't work out, that (hopefully) won't be a problem.

>>18380184
I have plenty of condoms. Finally gonna use one.

>>18380206
>one
Spotted low test.

Cuddle her a bit, fuck her, cum, eat her out, cuddle, ask her if she has bf, call her whore, then put another condom and fuck her for second time.

>>18380184
You are right. She told me about other friends she had and how she was just using them to get memes. Thanks anon!

>>18380171
i lived in a dorm for a couple of years and the guys would always ask for some milk or sugar for a coffee than ask you on a cup , not the best but it's hard to approach someone and not be a creep
Or just ask her next time when you see her

>>18380215
Now you're just asking too much. Cuddle - Fuck - Cum - Leave - Ignore

>>18380228
>the guys would always ask for some milk
lol that's hilarious, your milk
>ask you on a cup
is this code for sex?

Do you eat with the boys living near you?

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>>18380081
This anon is right.

>>18380228
Asking for a small thing like sugar is actually a good idea. However, these are shared flats, so it is somewhat likely that one of her roommates will open the door. Going to her flat multiple times will definitely be very suspicious, it's not even on the same floor as mine.

About asking the next time I see her, see >>18380202

>>18380249
are you guys near exam period?

>>18380252
Totally depends on what she is studying. She's definitely at a different institute than mine, because then I would've seen her.
(mid-european here, this might be different in the U.S.)

do girls watch porn? what tags do you use?

>>18380301
Yes, and its gay porn

>>18380301
I'm really into tiny dicks, cute guys, femdom stuffs

>>18379544
Gay in denial

>>18380310
Pls date me.

>are you cute?

>>18380301
It's more and more common for women to watch porn, but still not AS common as for men. What they like varies. The most typical female porn is gay porn (either M/M or F/F) and male solo. Regular straight porn does not portray the kind of sex most women enjoy having. Having said that, tastes are going to differ. One of my best friends loves typical porn with straight up pumping and little else.

Personally the only porn I watch is fetish related (stuffing/overeating, full belly rubs etc). I enjoy watching erotic gifs on sites like pornforladies (tumblr), but it's kind of like watching pictures of good food, it's pleasant but doesn't satisfy you in any way and I could not masturbate to it. As for straight up porn of sex, I just don't like it. I find it much more fulfilling to fantasy about intimacy, being held and tasting someone's mouth etc, than see other people go at it. In fact it makes me feel more frustrated than anything else. I also don't want to watch people eat if I'm hungry.

How do I meet a cute girl over 4chann???
they are all fat D:

>>18380377
Why do you think a cute girl would ever date you?

Girls, how attractive an idea inherently is facesitting? Not necessarily bdsm style, but sitting on somebody so they can eat you out. Does that even qualify as a kink, or does it translate into essentially a sex position? Is it a hangup or something you're into?
>>18380363
>find a plug, set up a dead drop, pay in advance, pick up the shit
>can barely think straight on way back
>rip it open
>awwwww yeah that's the shit
>35 Gb of hand holding, french kissing, and long walks on the beach

you sick fuck

>>18380379
I am attractive, work a job I love and pays we, but just haven't found anyone I connect with.
(With the exception of 1 girl but she's gone now)

4chan girls are something unattainable and i want one

>>18380381
>Girls, how attractive an idea inherently is facesitting?
I like facesitting a lot. Not only as a femdom thing, but because it's so hot to look at a man's body while he eats you out.
My ex boyfriend was always so hard and excited when he ate me out, it was so sexy to look at.

>>18380383
but you just called them fat. and being attractive and having money isnt all it takes. where's your personality? what is its worth?

>>18380383
Just to be honest - it takes much more than that.
Girls are a relatively small portion of people who come on 4chan, so you are already looking into a small pool.
Someone attractive and close to you would be hard to find already. And even if there was one, they'd probably have better options than you.

>>18380030
>sexy
body, clothing, makeup/hairdo, way she acts/moves/talks

>>18380381
Hahaha, you misunderstood. I absolutely do fantasize about fucking, it's just that other sensual things than the visual are what turns me on (like hands gripping me). I did not mean to imply that I masturbate thinking of romantic stuff.

Also love facesitting. To me it does not qualify as a kink unless you want to literally be her chair for an hour while she does her own stuff or something.

>>18380018
ask her out

>>18380383
>I am attractive
said most guys on 4chin

The rest is nothing impressive.

guys: is it a dealbreaker if a girl is a NEET?

>>18380416
Nope. I don't care about a girl's occupation as long she is not too fat and loves me.

Oh and if you have kids is an absolute NO

>>18380416
nope
as long as she's hot. I could let her stay at my place as a maid.

>>18379834
that actually is rather deep though.

>>18380391
>>18380389
If you can't handle tasteful shit posting you can't handle me cutie

>>18380414
I have a things going for me, but it isn't me if was to write them out in a list in order to impress somebody lol

>>18380416
Marry me?

>>18380419
>>18380422
Not trying to be a dick because I totally get the feeling that this stance is more accepting and sincere than women's love for men who made something for themselves.

But as a lurker it is thoroughly depressing to me to be reminded here and there how little of a fuck men give in comparison about what a woman has going on in her life, what she achieved or wants to achieve, as long as she looks pretty and is fun.

For the record I did not ask the question, no baiting there.

>>18380429
more like you cant handle me, babe.

>>18380430
OP here. you have a point t-b-h and i would like to be known for accomplishments and not my looks. but i am a NEET because of mental problems so not much i can do
>>18380429
>Marry me?
can you handle my mental disorders?

>>18380443
No offense intended towards you. In fact I have been in the same position a few years ago and I experienced for myself how little guys care. I'm pretty sure a few I met actually enjoyed feeling like they had the upper hand compared to me. Try to watch out for those and find someone who wants to build you up.

>>18380416
She will have to pay me in her vagina money instead.

>>18380430
You forget about fact that there are girls you fuck and girls you date. So us saying we would fuck her doesnt mean she automatically won the life.

>shallow
Look at manlets and realize that DNA is everything in dating game.

>>18380416
No, but I'd be a good bit pickier about everything else.

>>18380457
If she asks whether it's a dealbreaker I'm assuming she's talking about a relationship and gets answers accordingly - it's kind of comical picturing a man shooting down a woman for easy sex because she isn't conventionally successful enough for him.

I'm not trying to argue that women don't care about looks. Just that they care less. I often see guys argue that women are more narrow minded/picky because they aren't happy with a "normal" guy and want someone who excels in whatever way. Which I think is often true and can take some chilling forms as well, like groupies who think there's more pride in being a gloryhole for a talented star than being the loved one of a more mundane man.

But the other side of the coin is that it doesn't feel great either to feel like for men, those things don't really factor in much to begin with. As I said in the other post, I've been neet for some time and felt terrible about my life, but guys never gave a shit. Now that I've gotten my shit together and am actually doing a lot of things I am very invested in, most men still give no fucks or outright dislike it. It is a rare exception when a guy lights up hearing about the stuff I am actually proud of myself and that's shitty.

I guess the grass is always greener from the other side.

>>18379564
I'm 23 but just a very socially awkward social person.

So this a good sign or what?

>>18380453
>upper hand compared to me
this. being a NEET means you are more dependent and they have more control.
>>18380474
completely agree with you. guys just care about looks and how tight a hole is. dont take this site seriously - it is completely male dominated and in favor of males only. no matter how much we point out the truth and reality they will autistically argue it's wrong and all women are ville. i come to find a lot of these men are fragile and stubborn and they have created their own idea of reality that contradicts the truth.

>>18380474
>It is a rare exception when a guy lights up hearing about the stuff I am actually proud of myself and that's shitty.
I think you're missing a third trait, which is character. For me, at least, but I presume many others, a girl's kind heart if what I would prioritise above all, looks, money, accomplishments, whatever.

>>18380474
Thanks. You probably showed me part of girls soul i have never seen before.

You basically crave bf who will love you for who you are and your achievements in your life and not just for your pussy. I think you are minority amongs girls, but in the future i will probably treat ladies a bit differently thanks to your insight.

But still, for majority of guys, girls are always super underperforming. Best athlete, scientist, cooker, fashion designer it all have man on top. Hell even the running meme
>traps are better than girls cause they wont cheat you.

I am sorry for you femanon and hope you will find your husbando who will treat you as person you are. I will rethink my ways too. I think i have been the whole time one big hypocrite.

Cheers.

>>18380490
>it is completely male dominated and in favor of males only. no matter how much we point out the truth and reality they will autistically argue it's wrong and all women are ville. i come to find a lot of these men are fragile and stubborn and they have created their own idea of reality that contradicts the truth

Your mistake was to reply to them. Nobody admits they are wrong on 4chan and on the internet in general. Also nobody changes their initial opinion in internet arguments.

>>18380490
I've been here a long time and used to have no difficulty seeing it as a very particular niche drawing a very particular audience. But sometimes I now feel like it's been too much and I have this whole archive of information of which I don't know how to see it in context. Yeah it draws a particular crowd but these are also real people living real lives somewhere. It can become muddy to me trying to determine just how normal many of these priorities or sentiments are..

>>18380494
I don't really see character as a singular trait, and also not as something that's unrelated to the way you live your life. Eg part of what I do is volunteer work with elderly people, if I had little patience or empathy that would NOT fly.

Also no, I don't have a problem finding guys who find me sweet and cute. I have a problem finding guys who think I'm sweet and cute but mostly a person they have an interesting dynamic with, someone who can challenge them and vice versa, like I do have with many of my (female) friends.

>>18380498
>You basically crave bf who will love you for who you are and your achievements in your life and not just for your pussy.
>I think you are minority amongs girls

That's what the vast majority of girls on here (and in real life) have been saying all their life.

Ladies
Is there any reason that you're all braindead narcissists?

>>18380498
Thank you as well, I'm having a bit of a gloomy day and wasn't really trying to do more than get it off my chest but it's really nice to hear that it struck a chord with you. For the record I have visited this place for a long time and by far most of the stuff you come across to me has more to do with being human than with being male specifically. This is just one of the jarring bits where I feel women's sexuality is wired differently and it wears on me a bit after a long time.

Yes. It's not even "achievements" in the sense of a flashy job or anything you can brag about. But I did nothing for my looks, they will also fade, there are countless women much more beautiful than I am and it doesn't feel like what I in particular have to offer to anyone. I want someone to like the way I look at people and life, the way I handle my responsibilities and difficulties, what is actually unique about me and what I have actually worked for and am still working on.

It's hard for me to say, obviously I have picked my friends on the basis of also seeking to live their life a certain way and work on themselves so I think I have a bias there. In general I think it is easier to recognize and gravitate towards the people you have real potential with among your own sex because you're more in tune with all the little signs and not blinded by lust.

Either way, I'm happy that something came out of my posting this, have a good day.

>>18380416
No it's not a deal breaker, being a NEET has nothing to do with how I see girls. At the end of the day it comes down to how well we can talk together. Do we have similar interests? Or at the very least can we have natural conversations together? I'm not looking for a girl version of me, just a partner who can understand and accept me just as I would do the same for them.

Being honest if I were to date a NEET I would try to get her outside a little more but that would be just for nice walks alone and maybe the occasional date.

>>18380438
>>18380443
At the gym rn but I'm gonna hit on you both when I get back

How can I get better at eating pussy? My tongue and jaw gets exhausted after a couple of licks.

>>18380547
Maybe try to lick the flappy parts less and try to suck the clit more.

And ask her what works best. If you are that lazy, buy magic wand for wild ride.

>>18380558
I can't find the clit on my girl. She refuses to shave as well.

>>18380565
Find it with your tongue. If you lick around in the area where her labia folds start more or less, her reactions should tell you when you're on the money. Or make it into a game, or straight up tell her to show it to you by touching it herself. If she's unwilling to help you maker her come, fuck that noise.

>refuses to shave
You are supposed to fold open the pussy for oral anyway, or at least it makes it a lot easier for most. This way you should have a clear look at her design whether or not there's hair on her outer labia.

There's great elaborate guides for cunnilingus online, but for the specific example you mentioned, that's a matter of building condition unfortunately. There is no way to get around working those muscles. Just do it for shorter periods of time and build your stamina.

Do girls like memes?
Girls, what do you think about guys' love for memes?

>>18380416
Yep, looking for a partner not a pet

>>18380595
Are you referring to the new mainstream memes? Girls definitely like memes, I mean everyone does now, they are the normiest thing ever. It's disgusting and retarded imo but I'm a guy and a loner so it doesn't matter. Yes the normie girls I frequent definitely love memes.

>>18380595
who doesn't?

>>18380595
I have never found the majority of memes funny. The tendies thing was a low point imo.

Don't think much of it. There's plenty of humor that's not for me, as long as it isn't rubbed in my face after I said I don't find it funny I'm all good.

Girls, what would your reaction be if the guy that you're dating said something like "I want to be your Disney prince" or "I've always wanted to be a Disney prince"?

>>18380611
My heart would melt.

>>18380611
Please no..

>>18380611
The intention is cute but I would honestly assume he had some seriously skewed ideas of what a mature relationship looks like.

Girls: Would you date a guy with depression? How much should a guy with depression try to hide it?

Also (to anyone who can answer) how important is it for a guy to be "fun" and/or "funny", and how much should he be "interesting" or "smart" or "knowledgeable"? Are fun and funny more important than other features about a guy to make him boyfriend material?

>>18380631
Yes I would date him. He shouldn't hide it. We're all human and we get down once in awhile.

>>18380614
Seriously? Or is it sarcasm/trolling? (You can see how the next answers weren't so positive)
If you are serious, we need to marry.

>>18380621
Why not?

>>18380626
It is because I'm affectionate, respectful, romantic and I like Disney movies.

>>18380652
Not trolling. I think that's so cute and sweet so say.
>I'm affectionate, respectful, romantic and I like Disney movies.
Me too! What is your favorite movie? Mine is The Little Mermaid. Marry me at Disneyland please.

>>18380443
What mental disorders? The kindest girl I know was all fuzzy in the head.
She was incredibly cringy though god bless her soul

>>18380652
>It is because I'm affectionate, respectful, romantic
That's cool but I would add some more context to make sure there is no misunderstanding about what you mean by that. Because in the actual movies the prince is the one to save the day over and over again and that's not really what an everyday loving or even romantic partner does.

>>18380664
>Me too! What is your favorite movie? Mine is The Little Mermaid.
Nice! Mine is Aladdin, because of the characters and that music.
>Marry me at Disneyland please.
I'm taking the next flight to there.

>>18380679
>Because in the actual movies the prince is the one to save the day over and over again and that's not really what an everyday loving or even romantic partner does.
I'm curious about what you think I'd do. Do you think I'd bring flowers everyday, compliment her all the time, buy everything that she hints at needing/wanting?

>>18380652
I wouldn't take the confussion seriously and it's too cliche for my taste and just awkward. But I'm not the romantic type of a girl so this is just my opinion.

If you have sex with a guy a bunch of times despite him being completely autistic, and then eventually the autism becomes too much and you stop, is it possible for him to recover later? How does he do it? What does he need to show to get back into your cunt?

>>18380721
I think it's better if you forget her

>>18380729

I already thought that then we ended up having sex again. I am good looking, but my social skills aren't that great

Despite my purportedly good looks and smarts, fail miserably whenever I attempt interact with women romantically. Why?

>>18380721
well, I had that, but instead of being autistic, I mistreated her. But we were a couple and always liked each other.

Since then I improved and we had sex a couple of times

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>>18380702
Help me pick the dress please :D

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>>18380611
god God, man, unless you look as good as this, dont.

Women, do you ever go to the party wanting to fuck somebody, determined to score with the first acceptably attractive guy who looks your way?

>>18380737
Assuming you really are good looking and smart, I'd say that you might be boring, too passive/submissive socially, bad at flirting, or you might sound not genuine when you talk, or too full of yourself, or whatever.
You might have bad social skills. Or maybe you don't even try.

>>18380745
If you don't pick the Cindarella one I will hate you forever.

>>18380737

How do you fail? I have good looks and smarts, and I can generally get into bed, but after that I cannot keep things rolling well. I think it is because I have compulsions that I am aware of but unable to stop.

>>18380750

This sounds like me.

>>18380745
Cinderella

hi, how to woo Russian girls
in Moscow.

>>18380753
>>18380756
What about Snow White?

>>18380762
I like the corset but I hate the flowers on the skirt.

>>18380762
It's pretty to, it would be my second pick

I just want a super cute 4chan gf to cuddle and talk to in a long distance relationship ;-;

How do I make my dreams come true?

>>18380745
Ariel 1 or 2!

>>18380746
I don't. :(

>>18380762
Ariel's is better.

>>18380777
Go on /soc/.

>cuddle
>long distance relationship
Dude.

>>18380777
>cuddle
>in a long distance relationship

how do you cuddle online, again?

>>18380781
Soc is full of faggots
I want it to be accidental and pure

>>18380782
>>18380781
You meet up occasionally, realise the mistake you've made, go home, forget how bad it was and do it again and wonder why you're so unhappy

That's how long distance relationships work

>>18380757
Tell them you're an 'Meriburger and quickly drop their panties.

>>18380777
/soc/

>>18380702
>I'm curious about what you think I'd do.
It's less about what you'd actually do or want to do and more about how you (might) think relationships work. Eg that you can single-handedly make someone happy, or that a LTR still feels like the honeymoon phase after a few years. I don't see a concrete way to be a real life Disney prince but it's more about the overall mindset. Just like how if a girl told me she wants to be someone's Disney princess I would feel she expects a man to drop everything for her all the time and dote on her endlessly, more than that she wants to almost die or have birds land on her hand whenever she extends it.

>>18380792
Cute innocent girls don't go on soc so no

>>18380789
>You meet up occasionally, realise the mistake you've made, go home, forget how bad it was and do it again and wonder why you're so unhappy
>That's how long distance relationships work

well, I have no objections. Maybe start spamming

>tfw no 4chan gf
threads untill you find the rpincess

>>18380789
The closest I've had to an internet boyfriend was a guy I met while shitposting on /sp/.
He's a qt, have been talking to him for 2 years, would totally date him if he didn't live in another continent and meeting up wasn't completely impossible.

Just be fun and interesting.

>>18380795
>tfw cant be a disney princess irl
life is not fair :(

>>18380800
Is his name Sean by any chance? If so I have many questions

>>18380806
Nope.

>>18380806
Uh oh. Shit is about to go down.

>>18380808
Is he Canadian?

>>18380817
No. American, from California.

>>18380820
Well that blows

>>18380821
Well... storytime?

>>18380823
How do you go on /sp/ and not know Sean?

>>18380790
Right, most of them would just assume I'm from their Scandinavian neighbor.

>>18380828
I went there 4 times.

>>18380748
bump

is anyone here actually older than 30?

Women, I hear from alot of people if you cut your long hair short into a pixie or bob when you're not married with children it signifies you have a deep problem inside. Is that right?

I've a roommate who cut her long beautiful hair into bob yesterday and all she said it's just trying new things.

>>18380839
I did it a year and half ago.
I do sports and it was annoying to wash my hair a lot when it was really long.

>>18380839
that plus dyeing them purple or something is a sure sign.

so if a girl doesn't like a guy a lot but doesn't have options either, will she date him?

>>18380847
I don't think so

>>18380840
That's perfectly a practical reason isn't it. My roommate don't really play sports though, just a regular office lady who's never late to come back home.

>>18380842
Thank god she didn't dye it and still leave it her natural black color. Should I brace for the impact though? Would she turn into the annoying type like the one with rainbow hair?

>>18380795
>or that a LTR still feels like the honeymoon phase after a few years
:(
But do you think I'd start drama or drop her as soon as it doesn't feel like honeymoon anymore?
>have birds land on her hand whenever she extends it.
D'awwwww...

>>18380840
what kind of sport?
I'm a guy with medium long hair and I don't know if practicing meme lifts is considered a sport but the hair never got in my way, also I'm using headband.

How much are stretch marks a turn off?
I lift weights, I'm lean, blah blah I look like every other guy who lifts, big deal.

Unfortunately I lifted during puberty and got some pretty nasty deep, red and purple stretch marks on both my and ass.

Will my thick arms and nice ass make up for it?
They'll eventually fade but they'll never truly be gone.
I want to stress they are pretty fucking terrible right now at least

Is being funny really the most important trait of a guy? How do serious guys score? I don't mean humorless guys but guys are not the class clown or resident prankster

>>18380856
It's not a turn off for me, I really wouldn't mind

>>18380861
Great, then it will just be my insecurity that's a turn off then.
I can deal with that

>>18380852
Gym, running and swimming depending on the season.
I don't have issues with my hair getting in my way, but it gets disgusting if I sweat and I always wash it after doing sports.
Washing, drying and styling hair at butt length is demanding. In a long bob it takes me 30 minutes to get ready after working out (shower, hairstyling, make up, dressing up) - when I had long hair, it took me at least an hour.

>>18380850
Again man it's about the bigger picture. All I'm trying to say is, if a guy I dated randomly told me he wanted to be my Disney prince, I would look that bit more critically at how he expressed himself about relationships otherwise.

Being romantic in the sense of bringing your A-game and wanting to put that bit extra effort in to "celebrate life" and make the most out of what you have together - great. Being romantic in the sense that you have an idealized idea of what love is and are not actually that into the reality - not at all.

For me, I want a partner to have high expectations of me and of the relationship, but within what's realistic.

And yes if I overall felt that you had an idea of love that was like a highlight reel compared to the reality, I'd feel like you were setting me up to disappoint you.

>>18380856
I've never seen stretch marks in real life or online that were bad enough to make me find someone unattractive, barring extreme stuff from having been morbidly obese or something.

>>18380860
Most important in a relationship, not whatsoever. But it absolutely is one of the best traits to catch a girl's eye. If you are not funny flirting well is a good way to draw attention, too.

>>18380860
an extreme in either direction is a negative imo. a good, situationally appropriate balance of those particular traits is surprisingly rare but ultimately what you want to aim for

>>18380870
you are right, my hair now can't possibly be as long as yours when you had long hair.

>>18380866
They can't be that bad

Where the fuck did everything go so wrong?

>>18380611
if she's the type who likes it, why not. i'd personally find it a bit creepy

>>18380631
Yes i wound, especially if he's the cute edgy kind. wouldn't date the beta whiney kind though

>>18380721
Probably not

Guy here. In the past few parties I've been to, a girl has put their arm over my shoulder and chilled like that for a bit. What am I expected to do in response to this? Normally I just do the same thing back to them and eventually, we go our separate ways.

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>>18380915
>she wants my D
>w w w what do i do
Talk to her idiot. Turn your face to her, flap your mouth, make a smile and ask her if she is enjoying herself and if you cant help her having even more fun. Dont forget to have condoms or you will be teen and pregnant with aids.

>>18381100
I try to avoid making that assumption because if I'm wrong I'll probably get labeled as some kind of creep.

>>18381225
Girls dont go touching guys they consider creep at parties. She literally wants you to make some move on her.

SMILE and be bold. Girls like sex as much as boys and since both of you are on party, chances are very high you both want casual type.

Do it faggot!

>>18380406
Probably bit late to reply, but she avoids that topic. That why I think shes indecisive