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>>18471440
Relax?

>tattooing a swastika on your head
Yeah, real smart there

>>18471440
I just can't relate to this. It's mad.

Don't text her as it's a stupid idea and you'll only make things worse

>Inb4 "What if I make things better?"
Don't kid yourself you know best that the bridges have been burnt.

Don't allow love to justify stupidity and don't enable yourself to fulfill unhealthy obsessions especially when it's with people.

>>18471391
Tou stupid motherfucker its all a game society is a game you chose to play it or not,economy is a game,dating is a game.You choose if you wanna play or not,you choose if you want to be part of the circus and all the bullshit mainstream media and everything around you is trying to ingrain in your fucking mind,just do your thing and dont betray yourself my man and the right one will eventually appear in your life,fuck thay hoe and fuck the idiots that play her stupid game,dont be like them,be a man,be yourself,follow your path,idiot.You are just convincing yourself that she is the one because at the end we are stupid animals

>>18471413
What can I do though? I feel this weird pull making me want to do it. It's honestly haunting me nonstop. I go to bed thinking about her and I wake up thinking about her. What is the fuckibg cure?

>>18471152
at the end of the day, will it really matter if you got mad or not

>>18471152
Just embrace your hatred. Bring a gun and kill them all.

do x

Why do all of these people including your grandfather know the details of how you fuck?

>>18470374

>including my grandpa

Unless you're trying to make a baby, there are no rules in sex. You don't even need insertion, just do what gets you off. Often my partner and I are good just masturbating while cuddling. You don't need somebody else's approval, just your partner's consent.

Also, can you point me to the /co/ sex thread?

Just keep telling yourself it is a dream and that you can control it. The earliest dream I had was when I was being chased by Cupid through my grandmothers house. I was all scared and all that but then should I take it into my own hands and realize that there is no way an imaginary baby who has wings and flies can get me. It is stupid. So I took control of it.

Another tree my head was horses were rising up from the grave and they were turning into Giants. I was with some friends and we were trying to run away from them in the car but then I was like you know what this shit is too whack. I started lucid dreaming.

Just a reminder self before you go to sleep each night and before you lay down to shut your eyes that you are going to dream in that you are in control the whole time.

You'll know when you are lucid.
I generally start flying sans Superman or IronMan

Learn to control your emotions

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>>18470245
that isn't lucid dreaming thats just vivid dreaming. lucid dreaming is where you create the entire dreamscape

>>18470168
Hopefully the options to fix this are free too, as in they don't even increase caloritic intake mich, because I'm down to eating ramen. I've been applying to jobs.

>>18470168
Just stop. Go give your mommy her phone back now and wait until Sesame Street comes back on the tv. It'll be fine.

>>18470168

you can look up free local events in your area, usually those rely on the idea that you'd end up purchasing something thereb ut you dont have to. if a bar isnt too small you can get away with showing up and hanging out without ever getting a drink. maybe get a water and tip the guy and nurse that.

either way, we dont know what your local place will have, you have to research. other than that the best advice is to do charity work. even if you dont meet people you like it'll be practice for talking to people.

that being said, focus all your energy into getting a job, its tough but focusing on friends will be a lot easier when you arent worried about being homeless and eating ramen

Parties with alcohol and booze, Tinder, and generally online (hoping they don't have any STD's or that they aren't blackmailers or that they aren't men who're gonna rape you)

Found myself a chubby slut with a nice pair of titties on a skype group years ago and then on a discord server some months back.

Had to fly out of state in both cases but well it was still worth it.

Was a virgin before meeting the first one, lied to the second one about being a virgin because she seemed to be into it.

>>18474801
Alcohol and drugs*

>>18474401
Diagnosis would be the best course of action. You could try playing online games like non autistic mmorpgs to practice social skills to an extent. After that going to Barber shops and trying to initiate conversations is a good way to practice speech.

How are you supporting yourself? Are you just scraping by?

>>18474423
Diagnosed with depression. I just feel anger from time to time, but otherwise I am pretty empty inside. No matter what, people pick up on it. I don't care, I don't remember when I even cared about anything. Something is wrong and I don't know what it is, I guess isolation is not good for mental health.

>>18474342
if you don't care about being labeled as possessive or insecure (and you shouldn't there's nothing wrong with a man not lending out his woman). Then put your foot down, tell her no, and stick with it. To me it's pretty cuck, but im from a different place.

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Dude, don't be an asshole. Let her go.

if she want to go to prom with another guy then you're alredy fucked

accuse her to be a whore and tell her to fuck off, at least that way you can save some of your dignity

Did you not go to high school or something? This is a variety of normie degens. This type has a slightly abnormal psychology and tries to be well liked my talking mad shit on others. It's not a good way to behave as an adult, but it's quite common.

>>18474350
I went to high school, I just can't understand how people trust or like this guy. Like, he's fickle and unreliable, he ALWAYS ends up talking behind people's back and spilling their secrets, yet everyone is fawning over him. I just don't understand how they don't notice he's going to backstab them like he backstabbed everyone else.

>>18474361
This is one of the benefits of being outside of the social game. You can question things in a way that the people fully participatibg have a hard time doing.

Even if you asked someone why they liked him, I wouldn't trust that their self-assessment was accurate at all. They're absorbed.

>>18474285
You stick your hand in her vagina and spin her..

>>18474291
i think shes too big for that

>>18474285
Just follow this ONE weird old tip to bring her to a MINDBLOWING orgasm! Put your penis in her vagina.

>making all those game assets on your own

Who's going to produce your SFX?

>>18474108
I guessed i made those as well

>>18474096
It's possible, but probably not worth it. Hundreds or even thousands of hours of work.There's so much more you can do with that kind of time.

Let's step back a little though, *why* do you want to make a game?

>>18473702
This is just some pessimistic bullshit from an edgy child.

Claiming that it's "too late" to do something is garbage. "Durr you might as well give up doing anything before you start because comparing yourself to others is the most important thing."

It takes a real dipshit to actually believe that his evaluation of someone's mental state should be more important to that person than their own.

It makes me want to shoot the author for being an insufferable cunt.

>>18473702
Very first panel actually has a pretty good point about "bridge the gap" thing, that's actually realistic and making sense, then from second panel to finish it's just a kind of edgy pessimistic negative rambling.

Be something she finds attractive. If you aren't, then become that.

>>18473648
How would I know what she finds attractive?

>>18473718
Ask her

She's done with you mate.

Go for a night in the town with your friend and fuck some broads
I acknowledge that this is bad advice but do something to get over her.

>>18473591
It really hurts me to think of the idea that she's done with me. If things go shaky with our neutral relation right now- screw it I'll take your advice.

>>18473617
Best of luck my man