going to fuck the gf tonight, any good tips and tricks to spice things up a bit? no gay shit
>>18474285
You stick your hand in her vagina and spin her..
>>18474291
i think shes too big for that
>>18474285
Just follow this ONE weird old tip to bring her to a MINDBLOWING orgasm! Put your penis in her vagina.
Get some sex tape and tie her up. Blindfolds are nice in conjunction too.
>>18474285
Make her lick your assh*le.
>>18474360
good idea, no time to order stuff in so will use some clothes or something
>>18474362
thats gay
Suck her dick
>>18474377
Go to your local sex shop.. they'll have it
>tfw kinky gf and I plan to go to ours in different cars and pretend we just met each other buying bondage gear and then left to fuck
>>18474285
Put that bitch in a full Nelson and fuck her in the pussy.
>>18474285
Ask her what she wants you to do
>>18474420
Thats the most beta move in bed. Chicks never tell you what they want (protip it's to be manhandled)
>>18474434
This.
Don't just go balls deep, put your balls in as well.
>>18474297
Do you even lift? Also are you implying that you would only do that to a child? Are you implying that your gf is fat?
Shame on you, you weak, pedo, woman-hating shitlord
>>18474487
He is talking about his hand lol.
>>18474285
Tease and denial
She'll either scream at you cumming or from being pissed of lol