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Golden rule: each girl likes something different and the only one who can properly explain how to pleassure her is herself. That said, the clit is your best friend, and you should go read about it right now, you just need to make her cum once during the entire session to consider your job done (yeah several orgasms is better but let's focus on the basics) and the easiest way to do it is through oral sex so learn how to lick a vagina.

Once she cums you can do whatever you want... almost literally so then you should instead focus on what you want to do and how you want to do it, you are supossed to enjoy it too, you know?

Also fucking relax, most of the time men who underperform is simply because they believe they will so instead just admit to yourself that you are no pornstar, once you're horny even awkwardness is a non-issue.

Get your dick cut
You'll regret that you haven't done it sooner

Focus on the preliminaries. Touch her pretty much everywhere. Take your time giving her oral and don't go robot your hands.

After you put your peepee in just give in. Let your wildest parts take over and just feel the moment. Connect with her. Look into her eyes and shit. Don't try to be a porn actor. If you cant cum just tell her how awesome it was afterwards. But don't ask her what she thought about it.

This isn't direct advice but please don't be put off by people who say "shoulda studied STEM XD XD XD"
If you need a sociology degree and it will get you the job you're aiming for then do it

It can be, just be aware that at PHD level the field has been oversaturated for 20 years.

>>18474203
Why are they laughing? Shouldn't you make your opponent as convincing as yourself if you want to convince someone?

All right OP, here's what you're gonna do: ask her if that means you're free to date other girls (regardless of whether or not you actually would).

Should reveal straight away what you are to her, if she's just stringing you along and enjoys the attention and being taken out on dates, but never has any intentions of committing to a relationship with you.

>>18474126
I'm going away on a lads holiday with my mates in a few days and she says she doesn't mind whether I do things with other girls but I know she's lying and that she would care. I'm going to ask if she ever sees us going anywhere because I'm not going to waste my time on something that isn't going to happen.

>>18474147
She's also going away on a girls holiday at the same time but she says she doesn't want to do anything with boys.

Stop. It's unrealistic (LDR) and she might be playing with you for attention.

>>18474073
yeah i was thinking that imma just be friends with her and not try to pursue anything

but she doesn't seem like the type of person to do shit for attention. she's so good looking she could get attention from anyone

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Poor poor anon its a trap

First, maybe actually talk about it with your mom, if you haven't. She can help you with that (financially, but also with looking for an appartment, a job etc.)

Sounds silly but I think we don't always see how helpful parents can be in situations like this

>>18474325
>>18473982
Can confirm. My mom gave me a loan to so I could move out and pay rent for a few months

>>18473982
Work 3 days a week and go to community college. Get a transferable degree that locks down your general education. If you can, spend that time living for rent free. If you can't wait tables part time and get a solid roomate in a very cheap place. Community colleges also do electrical and carpenter apprenticeships with the unions too if you need fast better paying work.

Start lifting weights, eat healthier, get more sleep, work on some goals. You sound depressed.

I have went through something similar six months ago. I was straining myself talking to this one girl, but a month after we stopped talking realized I just liked the attention and hearing that red little dot on the kik icon show up.

Find someone else. I'm sure a lot of people would love to get to know you.

How did you meet her?

>>18473931
met her on omegle about 4 years ago. i am definitely depressed. i'm on meds for it

i've tried making new friends, but there's never the same connection that we have

>>18473913
>make installment payments of $75/month and she will stop ghosting you

>>18473826
The way the pubes and thighs are structured I'd say it's a woman.

>>18473826
Judging by the hips, a woman.

what's that green thing?

Here's what you do:

1. Get a job immediately. There are jobs for people who don't like being around people. I worked as an graveyard shift orderly at a mental hospital; I talked with no one and just read and surfed the internet, and had no experience. Hotels, shipping and receiving, warehouse work, these types of jobs exist where you needn't interact.

2. Use your cuckbucks to get a therapist. It doesn't matter if you have been before, or if it hasn't helped, and you don't have to take medication if you don't want to. Your essentially paying for a friend to give you solid life advice. This is worth money. If you don't click with one after two or three sessions, find another one.

3. Stop playing vidya/wasting time on 4chan/online, invest some time in a hobby. Not like kite-flying or anything retarded like that, but if you like reading, set aside some time to read. Go to a coffee shop. Just consciously do a thing that isn't melting your brain. You won't do this all at once, so just try to do it a little bit each day or every other day.

4. Stop drinking alcohol if you can. It is not enriching your life, you are currently using it to numb yourself into atrophy. This can be addressed in therapy.

(HARD MODE). Start jogging or doing calisthenics at home to combat the INEVITABLE crash of dopamine that will come with trying to adjust to a new life.

At the risk of sounding new-agey bullshit, women, work, and friends all come from a single determinant factor: you. It sounds like you are in a prolonged state of depression and don't know how to get out of it, so you are resigning yourself. You need the help of a professional to get back on the straight and narrow, and all the other stuff will fall in line surprisingly easier than you thought they should have.

Source: i could have written OP two years ago and now im awesome

>>18473750
Not OP but how are you awesome?

>>18473763
>>18473763
If I came off too strong with "I'm awesome," i just meant that I feel awesome in relation to where I was. I know a lot of other people who are doing a lot better off than me, but for my part, I feel proud of myself and I know OP can turn it around and be awesome too.

My story:

>permavirgin with like two friends, one being someone from WoW
>no hobbies besides vidya
>bullied and made fun of constantly
>no social awareness, was basically a neckbeard
>got in a four year relationship with the first girl who touched my dick
>got fat as fuck
>got cucked
>worked at a shitty kitchen for $9.25 and deluded myself into thinking I was special and was gonna move to hollywood and write scripts or something lol
>gave me an excuse to talk shit about everything and everyone because I had this little fantasy of hidden potential
>poor as dirt
>no passion in anything besides derision
>drank constantly and eventually hospitalized for seizures related to alcoholism

turning point
>therapy to figure out why i was behaving why i was behaving
>also learned a bunch of other insight on myself and other people
>started working out, lost a ton of weight
>sober for 2 years last month
>started banging 19-21 year olds
>coworkers all respect me
>I'm still a little weird but I'm secure with myself
>going to grad school at a really reputable institution in another couple months for a field I am genuinely excited about

>>18473669
How'd you pay for the moneygram and what were you scammed for?

Paid for it by cash, already called moneygram and they can't do shit about it.

Scammed for £300 worth of green

>>18473678
I mean, what were you buying?

>>18473638

Don't let go of the resentment, use it to forge a better path in life. Also, her aborting it saved you *so much* grief. You're fucking home free, motherfucker.

>>18473642
I don't even know if it was mine, but she made me feel all the guilt of it.

I definitely learned a lot from this, about myself and people and the world.

It just makes me so mad to see her happy, at least pretending that she's not a vicious maniacal piece of trash. I knows she's enchanting some other fools right now too.

I just don't want her to be happy. But I don't know the effects that could have on me, if any.

>>18473654
You know what pisses off this type of person? Leading a life that makes theirs look like shit. Lead a good life, and forget about them. They will find you 10 years later, and that is your opportunity to look at them and say....
"Have we met?"

>>18473621
Me too, bro. I'm here for at least 5-7 hours each day. The rest is spent on vidya or eating.

Habit I suppose. Also it's nice to visit somewhere with some form of harsh honesty.
Why is this on /adv/ though?

I'm here because the people here are more interesting than people irl most of the time, also this place wields power, also you never know who you're going to run into here.

irl just tends to be disappointing regardless of how much I have going on. this city is fucking dog shit.

>>18473576

Well you need to find interests that don't have anything to do with the internet.

>>18473580
well, other than internet, i read. But i could only read one chapter per day cuz internet

Buy internet that is slower/lower cap/cheaper so you are forced to use less. Disconnect internet entirely.
Buy a non smart phone.
Sell your computers and use the libraries computers/parents/room mates if you have to do something.

Alternatively, find a new hobby that takes up as much time as using the internet. The hard part with this is you got to find something, and usually trying to force something makes it less enjoyable.

>>18473564
you have to be trolling ...

Yes, weed smokers are statistically likely to be in failed relationships, usually due to lack of interest in working on the relationship or finance issues.

Find someone better OP.

>>18474000
lel

Suck his dick and say no homo. Should resolve everything

>>18473534
holy shit thanks

Stop hitting on him and acceptable he's not gunna let you suck his dick

add me on messenger brothah I will show you otherwise.
Roel Maraño, Im the one with 4 people sitting

My whole fucking life. You seem interesting person. What's your Facebook name? ;D

>>18473572
I'm not prepared to reveal my identity on 4chan of all places, on the small chance you're being serious.