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Lose the weight.

Really?

That's it? No other shit to do?

>>18475300

Find a tiny lady. They don't want big dick because it hurts them.

being an asshole to anyone intentionally is never good. The idea is to care about yourself first, saying what you think (when appropriate of course) and most important - make a move

>>18475276
what about the idea that girls like 'bad boys' what does that mean then?

You fucked it up m8

Create new account, Dont be a pussy and use your own fucking face. Talk to girls untill you find another one you like.

>but she is special...

No she is not. All you share is a few chemicals. let go and find a new one to bond to.

>>18475235
Tell her that you want to meet up in a secluded forest at night. You'll know what to do when she arrives ;)

>>18475417
And after that, give her some eggs and make sure she eats 'em

Anime isn't real, mate.

Whenever stuff happens, just say

Fuck it, shit happens.

Move on from it and grow as a person.

If you cry then shit that's life for you. You're not that much of a faggot for crying over shit that's worth crying over.

As long as you're doin shit with yourself, who cares what other people think man.

Not everyone in life was destined to be tough. Some people will be weak.

Never understood this mentality from society. We tell our kids that you have to accept that not everyone can be attractive, wealthy, have a good family, be healthy, talented etc but that goes out the window when it comes to being 'tough'.

A phone camera at arm's length or less will typically have stretching or other shitty lens related problems. If someone else is taking the pictures you're probably just ugly.

Your image is flipped in a mirror, that's why you think the camera pic is ugly

>>18475078
If I take a picture on my camera and flip it (so it's like I would see myself in a mirror) I still think I look ugly. I look good in the mirror most of the time though.

Depends. Did she phrase that as if she is interested, or strictly friendship?

>>18475012
She said that she didn't know me well enough yet to get into a relationship with me. We're both 18 and neither of us have had a serious relationship before so I feel like she is scared of getting into a relationship

>>18475018
oooohhh, ask her for a date to get to know each other better.
Also-
>Hugs
>Lots of touching (but not too much. Like, tapping on her shoulder and not being afraid from physical contact)
>idk maybe confidence
>big dick

you're good to go. But do ask her out for a date.

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bump?

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ok, one more....
sorry for clogging up the front page everyone

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Approach her, talk for a while.
At some point in the discussion ask if she would like to go somewhere, like to the park, to the pool, or just hang out wherever she'd like after school.
Keep in mind, that's not a date. You just hang out with her first, otherwise you risk having the "you don't know me" card used on your ass.
Talk and meet for a few weeks, and if both of you enjoy it - ask her out on a date.

You'll get her number along the way if you don't fuck it up. It'll all come naturally if you don't spill spaghetti.

>>18474749
sleep deprivation, but you need to realize that the fact that you're having hallucinations means your brain is being fucked with no matter the source of them.

>>18474755
I can give you sensory deprivation, but lucid dreaming don't seem to damage the brain or fuck with you in any way.
>sleep deprivation
How much deprivation? I was awake for like 72 hours once and only felt a weird shit in my head and general disorientation. I'm not sure I could pull it off for more than that anyway.

What's your end goal with this? Do you just want to see random shot or do you want to have a qt 2D anime waifu that you can actually see? If the latter, there is always tulpamancy...

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Looking for someone with experience, anyone else who had decided to take up their career over a relationship.

>>18474701
You won't have grandchildren or a legacy to leave behind. You'll die alone.

>>18474701
If you're happy, then nothing's wrong. It's your life. Live how you want.

But know that the older you get, the harder it'll be to find a good girl to spend the rest of your life with. The more of your life she can never be there for. If you're certain that at no point you'll ever regret this decision, then go for it. Though few people know themselves well enough to be able to say what they will and won't want in 50 years time.

>>18474620
just say it was a prank, no homo

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>>18474620
Nice bait, still made me laugh.

>>18474624
It was just a joke but he won't stop texting me now. I wanna tell him I'm not gay but I don't want to hurt his feelings.

take him to the ground then get his pants off and give him a succ

>>18474564
Sounds like you would hurt him more if you told him you broke his trust and you don't want to ever see him again. A beating is one thing, losing a friend is another.

>>18474621
Not an option, he is within my tight group of friends, and he wouldn't give a fuck about muh feelings.

>>18474448
It's different for girls, culturally, so you could've mentioned it at least, yeah. That said, you do with your hair whatever you want. Don't make a big deal out of it, especially since he likes it.

>>18474448
I am a guy and have had serious arguments (literally these bitches crying and freaking out like i fucked their mother infront of them) with every girl I was ever close with over cutting my hair, including my mother.

It's hair, it grows back, it's not a big deal and if some fucking nigger is going to make your life difficult over something so trivial how can you trust them to not make your life difficult during harder periods?

That being said it is courteous to tell your partner that you're going to do something like that and having your hair cut is a bigger deal for women. But say you're sorry it was inconsiderate to not inform him ahead of time, but surprises can be nice too and he should stop acting like a fucking bitch.

Yes, he's overreacting, no, you're not a bitch, but next time, you probably should tell him. Anyway, just tell him you're sorry you didn't tell him, and all's well that ends well.

>>18474125
>to which I respond "sure, text me when you're free"

If you feel like it's worth the trouble, propose another time and place yourself. If she's still "busy" or whatever, and doesn't offer an alternative herself, consider yourself rejected.

By telling a girl to text you when she's free, you surrender the initiative. Which can be great, you know, but only if she actually texts you.

>>18474148
Hmm ok I'll do that from now on. What about those girls that haven't texted me? Should I ask them again even if it's been 2-3 weeks already?

>>18474125
>"Oh I'm busy on that date, let's do some other day"

it just means "I don't want to have a date with you at all don't try again".
keep trying until some bitch says yes that's all .

>>18473719
Why do you want to stay with her?
It seems unhealthy.

>>18473719
Dump her.
Have heard the expression "never stick dick on crazy" your position it's exactly why it's a good expression.

>>18473722
The healthy/unhealthy thing is inapplicable when it comes to us.

>>18473490
It's not that you should lower your standards. I just think that you should set your standards on fire because it is absolute trash. You know why OP. Don't fucking try me or I'll set your face on fire and you'll know what fire safety standards are

>>18473499
Here's a free (You).
I guess I'm just trying to be like a normie too much kek

Yeah, just lower your standards. If only ugly and fat chicks hit on you, you're probably less than 6/10, which means you don't even have a chance in the big leagues.