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>>48362553
Are you playing with actual retards? I've had some dumb players, but never this fucking stupid.

>>48362553
Me: "I pull out my net and try to catch him and pull him back down, of course!"


it really does annoy me too that so many players think they're stuck with only being able to do one specific thing, or only fight in one narrowly confined style. Come on, you tards.

>>48363013

From what I've seen of the guy he's an okay dude but he's like, got super social anxiety and might also be kind of autistic.

He likes to plan out moves 1 or two turns in advance and when presented with a situation where he needs to do something *now* he just freezes the fuck up and can't register anything.

What I showed was just the most egregious example of his playstyle but in general he just can't seem to come up with any idea on the fly and when he does actually get a plan going the moment you force him to be even a little bit flexible he just turns mopey and stops doing anything until the other party members need to rush in and save his ass.

Example: his cleric thought it'd be a good idea to intimidate the goblin horde by lighting some oil on the ground and trapping them in a circle of fire (well more accurately a corner with some fire around them). Me, remembering a few of them were wizards who had some basic cold spells, responded by having them attempt to put the fire out with ice and... he just fucking froze there and did nothing until the other party members stepped in to shoot at the casters through the fire.

Like, I almost feel like in order to give this guy any amount of time in the spotlight I need to just do exactly what he wants without even a mild amount of struggle or change in tactics.

>>48361427
Looks like Forgotten Realms for ants.

the more aerodynamic one

>>48361513
>space
>aerodynamics

>>48361346
The warhammer40k's descriptions of sublight battles have nothing to envy to curren Lagann in levels of absurdity.

Not only when they board the enemy vessel but the accelerations and g-forces the crew suffers without being explained at all. There was one battle between two corvertes with absurd speed numbers and distances. Like firing a barrage of missiles millions kilometers away and dodging them doing a barrel roll with a 500 meters ship. I dont know what the writer smoked with that battle. Its like seeying two overweight jetfigthers in combat.

#BeatUpYamacha

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"What do you think you're doing?!" you shout up to Yamcha.

"Ha....." he continues, a glowing blue ball of light appearing in his hands.

"I promised Puar I wouldn't beat you down too badly!" you shout up to him.

"ME...HAAAAAA!!!!" he shouts, thrusting his hands down toward you.

A massive, blue wave of light shoots down at you, and you leap out of the way as quickly as you can. It strikes the stage, creating a massive explosion and a powerful gust of wind.

You hold your hands toward Yamcha, and release your Light Shot, sending a small ball of light from your palms that quickly crosses the distance between the two of you.

Yamcha, searching for you on the ground, doesn't see it coming, and is entirely blindsided. Letting out a yell of pain and surprise, he plummets toward the ground.

"In a strange act, Yamcha, a student of the Crane School, has used the signature technique of the Turtle School against Tofoo!" the announcer shouts. "Yet. somehow Tofoo's avoided the devastating attack and taken the opportunity to catch Yamcha off-guard! This may be it!"

You quickly find yourself falling from the sky. But, being in a much better position than Yamcha at the moment, you land just fine, ending up in a crouch and rising to see Yamcha sprawled out on the floor of the ring.

"I don't think Yamcha's getting up from that one," the announcer tells the crowd. "But I'll start the count anyway! One! Two! Three!"

The crowd roars with applause as the announcer continues, though you can practically feel the glares of the Crane School members melting through your skull.

>A. When the announcer ends the match, take Yamcha and bring him to the medical area

>B. Tell Yamcha that he fought well

>C. Call Puar, and ask him to take Yamcha somewhere to recover

>D. Don't say anything, just leave the ring once the count is done

>E. Something else

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>>48360045

Changelog 1.6
> Point Changes
* 120 points base to start
* Can gain up to 30 points from drawbacks to spend on anything. Note that this is down from 40, but it is *not* a nerf, because with the 10 point increase in base points, you can get to the same 150 points with fewer drawbacks.
* Can gain up to an *additional* 30 points in drawbacks (so up to 180 points total), except that these additional 30 points can ONLY be spent on Company, Items and Pocket Dimension purchases. The reason I did it this way is that, frankly, if all you're doing is purchasing things to make yourself into a lonely, living god, then 150 points is plenty to get everything that you really need, along with giving you a hard decision between several things that you *want*. On the other hand, if you also want to bring along family and friends, or empower descendants, then points become stretched *really* thin. So, this is to give you a way to rectify that.

> New Options
* New Minor Gift: "Of Indeterminate Age", a poor man's shapeshifting.
* New Drawback: "Shared World" +20
* New Item: Sanitary Pack
* New Item: Personal Omni-Wear
* Unique Rewards added for all quests part of the main CYOA.

> Alterations
* Allow up to 7 points to be spent on Extended Lifespan for Great Descendants; enough to reach present day from 10,000 BC. More if combined with

'Extended Lifespan' for all descendants.
* Minor Unique Rewards from Quests, but not regular ones, can now be earned past the "time limit". Except for Historian and Technophobe, because that

doesn't make sense for them.
* Removed species restriction on imported companions. They must now either be the same species as you choose, or whatever species they were before you

imported them. Have fun with your... lamias, or whatever.
* Wanderer's Journal reduced to 3 points.

> Clarifications
* Clarified language for Inheritable abilities.
* Rewording of Reflexes & Reaction 2, since bullets travel faster than sound in many cases.

(con't)

>reposting your own stuff
How pleb can you get

>>48360096
Still spacing fail. God.

1.6 Changelog Continued.
> Pocked Dimension Changes / Clarifications
* Garbage disposal, temperature control, Drinking Water free, initial blurb added several clarifications.
* All items replicable and self-repairing
* Running Water, Toiletries cheaper.
* Furnishings expanded to include lightning fixtures, and combined with carpeting/wallpaper.
* Pantry & Refrigeration combined, includes cooking equipment
* Running water includes laundry machines if needed
* Luxury Pack is a discounted combo.
* Chrono-Computer elaborated. New "Restricted Information" discount added.

>>48359530

>cursed GM of retarded magical items

This GM seems to inexplicably drive away players.

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>>48359555

>>48359555
>cursed first reply is best reply

This has /thread

First for Old man Bones

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>>48359291
Ah ok in that case then. I don't own a chaos warrior miniature, just some of the blood warriors (pic related, i converted them to chaos warriors with mark of nurgle) and I assumed they were about the size of chaos warriors. I didn't realize how small they were. I do own some stormcast eternals though.

>>48359574
Orginial post here about the Warriors, coould it be possible to create a sort Fanboy faction? Like, after seeing their leader get turned into a stormcast, a bunch of Warriors see it as a easier way to Achieve Daemon Princedom, and thus become a Warband of Order, seeking to die in Sigmars name so as to become Stormcast?

>>48359366

I sit up from the oh so soft and comfortable bed, oh so reluctantly. My heart won't stop beating, which is also pretty standard but...it feels frozen, and dead while it's beating. I don't know it just doesn't feel normal.

"Ooooh" Iris sings from the shower, clicking her tongue a few times and generally just singing a lyricless song, that is pretty lovely, in a basic and sort of broken kind of way I guess "Whaaaaaaahaaaauuuwaaah"

Kelly just growls, covering her ears as she tries to crawl and hide under he bed, before she starts to wail like Iris' singing is actually killing her. Which could be happening actually. Weirder things have happened, I mean just look at me.

I grind my teeth, my skin crawling from this unknown feeling, and it won't stop. I can't even calm down like I usually do, I've tried it all already, flying through the air, feeding on lust and all the other kinds of fun and excitement I love.

None of it worked like it's usually does, and now I think I'm going a little mad from it all!

What do I do?
[] go for a walk or a fly
[] Wait for iris and go out to town with her
[] ask Iris if we're ready to leave
[] drag kelly out of the bed and go "Hunting"
[] Groan and roll around on the bed
[] Look to one of the books for answers
[] Mirror walk Somewhere
[] Wait...I felt kind of like this next to that thing the priest was burning....He's up to something *Go confront the priest*
[] try to drown out the feeling by indulging my desires.
[]write in

>>48359376
>[] Wait for iris and go out to town with her
>[] Wait...I felt kind of like this next to that thing the priest was burning....He's up to something *Go confront the priest*

>>48359376
>[] Groan and roll around on the bed
>[] drag kelly out of the bed and go "Hunting"
>[] Wait...I felt kind of like this next to that thing the priest was burning....He's up to something *Go confront the priest*

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What is happening to my fulgurite copper.

I transferred it to a dropper bottle, 30 minutes later after giving it a good shaking this is what came out.

>>48357327
Other than undergoing mitosis I mean.

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First attempt at airbrushing, definite wip, but im really happy with how well the citadel air paints perform. The purple was regular paint thinned with water and it really didnt agree with my airbrush. Forgive the images, posting from my phone while working.

This is literally Michael Bay's Transformers-tier joke.

>>48357270
Well, what do you expect? For an old man, Eugene's about as middle-school as they come.

>>48357270
I dunno, "Give me your face" was so bad it was good.

>>48356484
>The out of uniform Co could be found casually relaxing upon a white beach chair underneath a multicolored umbrellas. An ice cold glass full of blue Mehgona juice placed firmly in his hand, as he stares out at the ocean water before him.

Honestly, it just doesn't get better than this... though I do wonder what the others are doing...

>>48356484
>trying to hack security can only access pictures of cats

>>48356710
>and apparently a stick

Delete this thread

So, Jumpers: What is your most used Alt-Form?

>>48353716
Ever since ben 10, anodite. I love the energy being look.

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>>48353125
Reminder that before they became robots, the Necrontyr had crab people scuttling around.

>>48353153
Szeras is a special case that intentionally altered his Necrodermis form because he saw being bipedal as useless, in addition to having two eyes when you could just have one sensory supercluster.

>>48353168
No he was a cyclops. Don't argue against my headcanon or I will get VERY upset, you vile snivelling rapscallion!

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What would you stuff in a Stormlord?

>>48352586
My Earthshaker Cannon would perforate its rear hatch. I would teach that slutty open-topped sissy tank a thing or two about having a limp mega-bolter that can only function properly when being held down and getting reamed from behind.

>>48352586
>>48352636
Seriously though I'd probably just fill it with tacticals, any self-respecting Iron Warrior would do the same.

>>48352525
Brothers , threads bring new adventures! We need a Game Master here!

Minor encounter chart (in Bastie)
>1-4 Eldar
>5-8 Daemons
>8-12 Tryanids
>13-16 Necrons
>17-20 Misc Xenos (D3 1-Hrud, 2-Squats, 3-Vespid)

Found Equipment Chart
>1 — We are ambushed by a group of lesser daemons/tyranids/survived eldars/Horus himself etc.
>2-5 — We found nothing, oh well.
>6-11 — d3 of randomly generated items.
>12-17 — 2d3 of randomly generated items.
>18 — a suit of relic power armor.
>19 — a working vehicle or a dreadnought chassis.
>20 — a Holy Relic.