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I keep trying to learn the game but instead I just end up masturbating to the cards.

Maybe you'll be lucky enough to learn about it

They're are two decks in that box a "land" deck composed of stones and a "spell" deck composed of either things...once per turn you can take a stone from your stone deck a stone and put it into play...other than that it magic with a strange commander card.....
Also power creep.

>>48345500
So it's some deranged waifu version of edh?

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>>48344352

>>48344352
If the thread's still here when I wake up I'll do a short dump

>>48343905
How about you describe what the fuck you actually mean first?

>>48344047

Imagine a nuclear-powered castle my friend.

>>48344091
Cheyenne mountain?

>they'd need a decent amount of time unified to reach space age tech.

Which is why Earth had one-world-government and Nigeria mattered in 1930.

Oh wait.

>Kick all the asses on home planet
>Desire to kick ass forces them to look towards the stars
>RIP AND TEAR their way to space in a glorious desire to destroy everyone else

>>48343081
Yeah but we're talking moon travel vs FTL

>>48341485
Flying spaghetti monster, ironically

Flumphs are too enlightened to worship gods. They know the true nature of divine beings and cannot "believe" in them the way than other races do.
If you're interested in using flumphs I would suggest giving them a word for gods that doesn't mean "God" like "psychovore" or "belief eater" if you are one of those folk who believe that gods have a metabolism based on people worshiping them.

>>48341485
>They have their own rules for being tipped over and turtling
Adorable

>>48339744
Because the people this hobby attracts are toxic in and of themselves.

>>48339760
This is pretty true. A lot of gamers who really get into it are pretty toxic and can't handle reality all that well. In our fantasies we get to be whatever the hell we like. I admit, I'm one of these. My last group was me (total jackass), a super-shy guy who couldn't handle dealing with people, a super-obnoxious guy who couldn't handle dealing with people, and a guy who made it his life's work to piss off everyone else at the table and act like a little troll. I mean like even worse than me.

OP, mind giving us an example? MUDs/MUSHes in particular you base this off of?

>>48339760
>>48340869

Strongly disagree.

MUDs and forums dedicated to gaming stuff are toxic. So are forums dedicated to videogames, politics, pig farming, and knitting. So are website comments sections and anywhere anyone can speak anonymously.

The internet is toxic, and many humans are toxic. /tg/ stuff is no worse than most, and better than many.

>>48339384
Nothing of note. It's a wasteland after all.

>>48339384
More cliches, obviously. Such as arcane artifacts of amazing power that no-one in the last 10,000 years has picked up. Because of terrible monsters that have infested the ruins for the last 10,000 years.

Etc. etc. etc.

Living spells
Giant bugs
Devolved humanoids
Muslims
Mad Max
Candy Mountain

It's lame

>>48322601
I've enjoyed it, we've played a few sessions so far. It's got simple rules, it makes things flow quickly and easily.

I'd recommend it, and as they pump out loads of content that you can get cheap, it's a well supported system.

Play Diablo 3 instead.

Way to gamey for my taste.

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So /JC/ how do you RIP & TEAR?

Ring of Elru from Overlord, Wizard Stick from Disney Princess, Sceptre of Power from Spyro classic.

What other items can help boost your magic?

What perks can boost your magic?

>>48402065
With musical accompaniment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

I wanted to play a high int barbarian with a scholar background centered around the unique phenomenon of nerd rage but our party already had 2 barbarians

They could just be clumsy and strong. Genuinely trying to help and reducing everything to rubble/pulp in the process.

They could be literally retarded, with real retard strength action.

They could just be super pissed off, no valhalla aspect or enjoyment of battle required.

Batshit insanity could also give you blood lust/psychotic battle tendencies without living for battle. Maybe they're convinced nothing truly stays dead unless the seriously reduce their parts per million.

I dunno. They don't have to love battle, they just have to be overzealous walking blenders.

>>48398547

Could be a very pragmatic 'pushed too far' attitude adopted from having fought off ruthless pursuers or enemies.

Someone who was sent to a Turkish prison and had to disembowel someone everyday with their bare hands or a chair leg will learn very quickly how to fight like a complete berserker without necessarily enjoying it or having any particular background in it.

It's pretty good.

>>48397508
Its great. Its like 3rd edition but simpler and more balanced. Power levels are slightly lower though.

>>48397508
>and was wondering if 5th Edition would be a good place to start?
Yes and yes. It's undisputed that 5e is a good place to start.

>>48386581
>Spankable elven asses edition

Which type of Elf do you think would enjoy getting their butt spanked the most?

>>48386610
High Elf. Very uptight, especially Caledorians.

>>48386610
Dark Elves, especially those Witchwhores.
They'd murderer you after though. Pretty painfully and slowly I imagine. Not out of anger or anything, mostly out of principle; they were probably going to get around to murdering you in the name of Khaine anyway, so they might as well do it right after a nice bout of kinkiness.

>>48386289
Is it a woodwind or brass instrument?
Because if he's bringing brass to a game, he's a fucking troglodyte.

>>48386352
Strings or woodwind.

>>48386289
Depends how good he will roll that perform check.

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For the record, I actually really like Nahiri as a character. I'm just worried that Wizards doesn't know that she a a character that was once noble and pure, and through events that were only partially her fault has been driven irreversibly insane and evil.

She was driven insane by her stay in the hellavault so what she's doing is probably more the result of insanity than genuine hatred. I see some evangel in the next step slap her with some sanity-restoring magic and she goes mono-white "let me help sempai"

>>48377920
She looks like a meth user.

>>48370674
Drag them so close to your magical realm that they become celibate.

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>>48370674
Just run an ERP game you pussy.

>>48370840
Are there any good systems for that?