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When Poots is back from the asylum

Well...all the stretch goals were blown away in the first day so there's not much else to say.

>>50393034
I'm really hoping that he isn't going to spread the stretch goals over the current 3.8 million dollars instead of spacing them out per 100-200 thousand that he had originally put up with.

But he pulled the same shit on the last kickstarter with I believe slenderman covering a much larger gap than the others.

It's a shame that we could have had more stretch goals if the same amount of people sent in money more spaced out.

No, Luna is the DM's girlfriend, who insisted on being "OH SO QUIRKY AND KOOKY" and annoyed the shit out of everyone else, further proving girls shouldn't play ttrpgs.

Only applies to movie potts characters

>>50385560
Gay man here. This isn't limited to girlfriends, it's limited to GM's Significant Others who get dragged into playing.

>>50381448
Add 80's airbrush chrome gradient.

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>>50381448
Might just be like this, rolling a six.

>>50381448
Time travel. Then burn Kirby.

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>>50402427
This isn't on topic, but the topic is shit anyway, but as an atheist, I don't get the meme, or honestly why any other atheist would feel euphoric "by my intelligence". Without any kind of post-life existence our lives are a completely meaningless nihilistic existence where we only go forward because it's the only thing we know how to do.

Why the fuck would I feel euphoric? There's a reason why religious people tend to be happier, and it's probably because they don't wake up realizing that any day they won't, and there won't be anything after that.

>>50402487
Atheism is a feel-good religion for a certai kind of disaffected outcast. Just ask Aalewis.

>>50402118
0HP

>>50402118
Lawful Evil

>>50402118
0 Con

>>50401473
why do they even do these things? what's the purpose?

>>50402049
Who do what?

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>>50402071
bots vs human player

Partly, because games Workshop's writing team are mostly comprised of total hacks.

But you could probably justify it with linguistic drift, and a total lack of interest in understanding or categorizing those who transgress the Imperial Creed; lumping them all into one homogenous detestible mass; Heretics, Xenos and Daemons.

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>>50400173
You know the whole Red Scare thing in the States in the 50s and 60s?

Dial that up to 40,000 and set it loose.

The facts and terminology don't matter a damn bit. Apostates, Renegades, Heretics, Recidivists, Iconoclasts, and, I don't know, Atheists are painted with the same brush.

More realistically, the confusion came out of the old Hammer horror films and other pseudo-medieval films where a Witchfinder or a Monk points and shouts "Heretic!"

What a lovely thing to shout. Three syllables, it just rolls off the tongue, and you can really /shout/ the first syllable.

"Apostate" just doesn't sound quite as good. You can /hiss/ it in a menacing manner, but it's not as satisfying to denounce people with it.

So, thanks to horror films starring Vincent Price, comic books, and insufficient pedantry, we have all sorts of heretics in 40k.

And finally, Heresy is a negative definition - "Not Orthodox". So yeah, all those unbelievers and Chaos cultists and secret Pudding God clergy really are heretic - they don't believe in the Imperial Truth. They might /also/ be Apostates, if they renounced their previously held faith.

>>50400173
Doubting the doctrines of the Ecclesiarchy sure sounds a lot like heresy to my ears, Brother-Anon.

What's so special about Ragnar?

>>50400038

He's fucking cool? Read the books nigga.

I just want to see Lemon get his ass kicked by Magnus or a Flamer or whatever.

Hel, make the Big Bad Birdfucker himself come out of his big dumb crystal maze in the warp and fuck his shit up.

Only when the Mega Furry is roughed up can I rest.

>>50399206
Because some autists can't accept that being able to conjure fireballs with your mind is clearly superior to hitting shit with a stick.

>>50399206
What's he point of measuring things by level if the levels don't accurately rate characters against each other? It's just poor game design.

If high level casters are much more powerful than high level martials, it's obvious that low level casters are much less powerful than low level martials. At what level should they be equally powerful?

>>50399168
>Why don't your female characters wear high heels?
Because she's too tall already - a girl who's six feet tall sort of towers over a lot of guys.

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>>50399168
>Why don't your female characters wear high heels?
Because they're awkward, Dex-less autisms who drop their spaghetti at slightest provocation. Heels may as well be greased up clown shoes to them.

>>50399168
But she does, she needs them for mounted combat.

We attempt to negotiate for one or the other they either get the officer or get the system, not both.

>>50398193
Why did this officer fire without first identifying the target? He ought to be court marshaled.

And even if not, why can't we prove it was the radar system and offer compensation and justice?

Why do they have the right that we cede the System over a technical error? The issue is unrelated.

Our soldier screwed up, but the Zorblaxians are completely out of line. If they insist on those demands, then we don't negotiate with terrorists, and make the Zorblaxians' irrationality apparent to the rest of the galaxy.

>>50398193

Firstly, I'd like to thank the Solar Bureau of Xenolinguistics for their exceptional work conveying to us the nuances of the Zorblaxian demand; A language which does not distinguish between objective and subjective imperatives can present a challenge for diplomacy if not properly interpreted.

More to the point, My fellow representatives from the Interplanetary Worker's Party, myself counted, have insisted time and time again for the necessity of The Solar Republic becoming a signature to the Galactic Accord on Interspecies Warcrimes.

We advocated this when it was our grievance made for the Canis Sterilizing.

We advocated this when the ICS Vasa was pillaged, Human and Glorbulan passengers alike captured and sold into the most base slavery at the hands of rogue military elements, now held unaccountable.

We bear no delusions that becoming signatures would end such barbarism, or much less sign any end to warfare. Our own history and unification tells us that institutions alone cannot unify and spell and end to strife and cruelty.

>>50397781
Reality is for faggots, as soon as we have alternate reality portals or virtual reality shit I'm gone.

>>50397924
This DESU

Once an actually virtually reality style world becomes real, farewell to reality for me, I'm goin adventuring and going to kill me some giant monsters.

>>50397781
>We should stop people from thinking about a better situation than they currently have!
This is on par with "there's too many white men in fantasy" levels of retardation.

People have been telling stories about fantastical bullshit for as long as people have been around. By claiming fantasy makes people miserable, you're claiming the entire genre of fiction makes people miserable. Spend a few minutes stewing over exactly how retarded you are.

Preferably that fits in the military science fiction/cyberpunk genre

>>50397217
Spycraft: World on Fire.

Ops & Tactics.

GURPS: Covert Ops.

>>50398319
Also Wraith Recon. it's fantasy spec-ops.

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>>50397010
>I fucking forgot the title

And this is why you don't make a thread at 3 AM.

To the gitmob player converting wolf riders using fenrisian wolves in the last thread: those first five look sick my dude, keep it up.

What armies do you want to see more of /AoS/?

>>50395669

Premise seems fine enough, but I have an irrational hatred of d20 because of this damn place so I don't see myself going for it.

>>50397819
It's B/X not Pathfinder, like the meme insists it is.

>>50395669
Exalted 3E is good though.

>>50400440
B/X and Pathfinder are both d20.