>Dungeon Crawling
What's the subtext?
>>50393579
According to Freud, it's your mother.
>>50393579
Does it need subtext?
>>50393603
So we give expression to our subconscious desire to crawl back into the womb by playing D&D?
I wish I was a Slaaneshi worshipper I would overpower a Khorne follower and strip his power armor he would be like
>No, please don't I'm just an edgelord it was a joke!
but I already erected a Slaanesh effigy between my legs and my mutated, enlarged chaos cock is railling his ass as I yell ''Jizz for the jizz god!'' and my friend Smegmarius is facefucking him then rest of the warband has a way with him as well.
>>50392691
You're hired
>>50392691
>my mutated, enlarged chaos cock
>cock
>singular
you're not worthy
>>50392691
Niggah dat gay
live kingdom death game.
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200k left to 4 mil. i guess we will break it within 24 hours
>>50392553
Is this another meme game like exploding kittens?
>>50392553
tell me about this game
>>50392779
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/poots/kingdom-death-monster-15/comments
Hello weary human traveler from across the sea.
I am Uni'quec. The Proud Queen-mother of the Ebrizaara frontier warren. My matriarch has given me an important mission to complete.
I have brought you to you and your friends to the chamber so that we may discuss a peace treaty to the emerging crisis.
Our first encounter did not end on good terms, but our leaders are sure that in time our two species can again live a peaceful coexistence :D
Feel free to ask about our cultures and history, discuss the terms for a peace agreement.
>>50391995
>:D
>>50391995
Penis goes where?
>>50391995
We want your purest maidens as tribute to serve in state funded free brothels.
Okay /tg/
My FLGS is doing 20% off all weekend.
This discount is also counted on any orders placed.
This means 20% off ANYTHING I want to buy/build.
My budget is $1500
I am former IG from 4E/5E with a handful of marines and chaos marines that I got as a side project.
I have a baneblade, three LRBTs on sprues, a valk on sprues, and a few hundred guard models.
What's the new average point game nowadays? Is it still 1000-1500-2000?
How can I build a decent Jack of All Trades force for IG and SM?
>>50391760
Side note; my SM were successor chapters of Imperial/Crimson Fists.
IG were a mix of cadian/valhallans. Basically cadian on a much colder planet but not as intense as valhallans.
One bump
>>50391760
You probably have what you need/want for a decent IG list. SMs are pretty good right now. Their best formation is the skyhammer annihlation force (2 drop pods, 2 squads of devs that gain relentless and 2 squads of assault marines that can assault out of T1 DS), a drop pod + grav-centurions is really powerful too. I personally like armored guard so more Leman Russes are always good
Does anyone know of good RPGs on sale for Black Friday?
Or any /TG/ stuff in a black friday sale. Seriously, anything.
>>50390756
http://www.miniaturemarket.com/searchresults?q=thanksgiving+sale#/?_=1&filter.category_hierarchy=Role%20Playing%20Games&page=1
>>50390795
https://holiday-sale.fantasyflightgames.com/
Was he right? In a fantasy world is supreme executive power bestowed by the masses really more valid than one bestowed by a supernatural being who is tied to the lands?
>>50390607
The primary limiting factor of the masses organizing to bestow executive power is the difficulty in pre-modern long distance and mass communication. If you solve those things then it becomes way easier for the masses to exercise their righteous authority
Those same supernatural beings can be incorporated into the masses as individuals with the same rights as anyone else, so its not like they should be complaining. They gain participation in a democratic system which can produce new benefits for them as the government becomes more responsive to the will of the people, and they get to keep their supernatural shenanigans to boot.
Supernatural/divine/bloodline (which is always inherently based on some supernatural concept or one pretending to be a philosophical concept relating to the bloodline in question) creates violence that is inherent in the system
>>50390607
A supernatural being tied to the land is probably more legitimate than the masses if that being's well-being is contingent on the land's health. Unless that that being is actively evil and malicious to the inhabitants, in which case fuck no burn it with fire.
what was her endgame anyway?
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Old Thread: >>50385207
can we not have these fucking degenerate op images/topics please
fug ur shit pic OP
Anyone have the new Villain Codex?
>>50390438
>>50390462
I don't mind anime pictures but at least come up with a question that doesn't make us look retarded.
What's your character's family like?
What game has the best shield mechanics? How do you make shields good without making them essentially mandatory?
>>50390268
GURPS. In GURPS, shields are really good as long as a one-handed weapon can get through opponents' armor, but against someone in heavy plate you really start to need the power of a two-handed weapon (or enough skill to successfully target gaps in their armor).
In my opinion you need to write your own.
systems rules are generally shit.
I wrote out one that works for my group for dark heresy 2.0 which basically give you basically a separate pool of wounds with a different Armour rating for the shield, and had the shield automatically take any hits to the locations it passively covers (left arm, half of torso) (evens hits your torso, odds hits the shield) with also the option to parry in melee
The shield cannot lose more wounds than it has in armour rating in any single hit, if a hit does more damage and pen combined than the shield has in Armour rating X2 all extra damage goes through and hits the user ignoring your armour rating as armour rating do not stack in that game, the logic being if it can pass through a block of stone, your leather ain't stopping it.
So for example, using a heavy wooden shield (armour rating 6, wounds 18) and being shot in the torso on a 67 (odd number) the bullet from a Heavy stubber (deals 1D10 + 4 pen 3) VS a .75 cal dense core bolter round (1D10+5 pen 5) tearing
Heavy stubber rolls a 5+4, deals 9 damage with 3 pen.
This shot end up blowing a hole in the shield, lowering it's wounds to 12, but not harming the wielder as the bullet lost it's momentum and was no longer able to deal any meaningful damage.
Bolter rolls 2D10's and takes the highest one (rolls a 3 and a 7, takes the 7) 7+5 deals 13 damage pen 5.
This shot blows a hole clean through the shield lowering it's wounds to 12, and explodes as it impacts upon him dealing him 6 damage (of which he may still deduct his toughness bonus from)
>>50390545
Sorry those stats are for a Arbiters riot shield, not a wooden shield, my mistake.
(Heavy wooden shields are AR 4 Wounds 12)
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>>50390054
First for
>expecting Magnus to win
Second for the Omnissiah
>>50390105
I want Magnus to get fucked up but cripple the wolves
t. T-Son
So we are starting a new quest ("To my disdain")
and I thought about making my character from the guy people hire to carry their stuff:
Basically an ex-NPC who managed to seize his emplyer's stuff as they were being "Interrogated by mind flayers".
Gonna make a burly, uneducated, terrified peasant, whose just in it for the money.
(Also now terrified of mind flayers)
Character idea thread is GO!
I'm gonna make a redditor who pretends to be an indie game dev, but most of his day consists of making 20 posts about himself and replying to them, usually with pictures where he is pointing at himself or making a face.
>>50389960
Sounds like Nodwick except he got fed up with the parties nonsense after they all died. Just don't make the same mistake I did and start off as an NPC class.
>>50390015
Could and probably would get obnoxious fast but could work for Unknown Armies and Call of Cthulhu games or other games where you are a low level schumck.
>>50389960
have some homebrew to go with that idea
http://livingptolus.pbworks.com/w/page/55273653/Drogher
Let me ask you a question my fine fellow fa/tg/uys.
Decided to run a paladin in the game my buddy's 5ed game that just started, never intended for him to be a drag on the whole party, he's not lawful stupid, not lawful at all infact he's Chaotic Good since that's what his deity is, but i want to play him as a legitimately good man who wants to model himself on a heroic ideal.
Yet in the same way as "all bards are man-sluts" as soon as i started one player, our that guy, started whining because "oh god man, fucking paladin won't let us have any fun, whole game is going to suck because moralfag!" when i suggested we tie up the three bandits our bard knocked out with a sleep spell rather than slit their throats while they're unconscious. Then on the way home when random highwaymen appear "oh watch out guys the paladin wants to tie them up, lulz, or do you want to hug them?"
Now my character has absolutely NO qualms about violence but Murderhobo Mcgee can't seem to understand the diffrence between a standup fight and murdering helpless prisoners.
I guess what i'm asking is does anyone have any advice on how to deal with trying to play a character, specifically a good aligned character, when you have at least fucker in the party who always wants to be viciously pragmatic? This is the same guy who when we DID have to escort a prisoner in another game suggested we smash the guy's knees with a mace every night so he couldn't run away then have the cleric cast heal in the morning.
Also any advice on good paladining in general would be appreciated, thanks
>>50389832
see, the problem with playing paladins is that you need both the gm and other players to be on your side in this, real paladin has no reason to adventure with asshole murderhobos so it's obvious that you cant play one with that kind of player in your group without it becoming a shitshow for everyone else, the tried and true response is always the same: play a murderhobo or don't play with assholes.
>>50389832
Sounds like the other guy is a cunt. There's no cure for being a cunt.
>>50389889
Really? Cause it sounds like his problem is one of the other players a cunt.
"Heh, I'm totally gonna pull a fast one on this guy! No way I'm really gonna pay him!"
>>50389497
Ya see, this is why when the Big E wakes up, the Eldar are gonna be the first to be purged right after he shoves Abby's Mcguffin sword up his ass sideways.
Are you faggot xenos just Physiologically obligated to be the biggest Assholes in the galaxy, or are you just trying to set the record? Fuck even the Tau hate you. The Emprah-damned "hello! We love everybody! Please join our greater good, we give you free blowjobs if you do" Blueberries don't even like you! Think about that for a while.
>>50389497
Well
That's not very lawful good of you.
>Implying any decent rogue trader doesn't have some secret awesome aerotech device hidden on his person for any bullshit the alien tries up close
>Like "ring of make the galaxy great again fuck xenos +999"
Fuck Eldar and fuck maiden worlds.
Fuck Commorragh too.
Ok so we often have threads about who to cast as Primarchs in a movie, but what about the cast for the Ghosts? I'd love a movie or mini series.
>>50388830
Eh, I'll bite.
I've always thought pic related would make a good Gaunt.
Hlaine Larkin
How old are the ghosts supposed to be?
I always pictured Major Rayne as a Roschdy Zem lookalike.
What kind of arms&armour does your...
>elves
>dwarves
>orcs
>halflings/gnomes
use?
My orcs always have asian gear
>>50388195
elves are a natve american/ celtic mix
>>50388225
Dwarves are pretty roman. Fighting in tunnels and all that, really close.