>buy 5 burritos >already ate 4 I-it was supposed to be

>>34959907
>buy a pack of 20 burritos some time ago
>they have frostbite now
Who /anorexic/ here

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>300+lbs
>5k calories daily
>stopped caring/trying

>>34960020
Jelly of you man, spooky skeleton here trying to gain weight and be strog but barely get 2500

>>34960046
I'm jelly of you. I wish I was a spooky skeleton. It seems surreal that somebody would actually want to be as fat and addicted to food as I am. Guess the grass is always greener on the other side.

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>new diet only allows me to eat once a week
>mfw i already ate two whole meals this week

ffffffffuck i'm never gonna get below 350lb...

>>34960077
I started working out and gaining weight is horribly slow, I don't want to be fat I want to be able to eat 5k cal a day

>>34960097
Oh. Don't be jelly of me then. I'm not a body builder, just a fatty.

>>34960097
It's easy if you eat calorie-dense foods.

Kind of funny how all the 'healthy' foods are ones with extremely low caloric content. It's a total reversal of what we evolved to eat. I mean, we literally became omnivores because meat is so much more calorie dense than plantshit. That's why it tastes so good to us.

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>drinking 2 energy drinks a day

what am I doing

I feel like shit and this is why

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Ate a mcgriddle after jogging

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>take hot shower
>chest hurts, feel like passing out

what does it mean?

>>34960367

Cold turkey

Will suck for a fortnight, you're never going to get rid of it unless you do this

The brain takes two weeks to recognise metabolic change and initiate metabolic recovery, anything you read about this that says otherwise is complete bullshit

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>>34960367
hey me too anon, was literally just thinking how my stomach feels like it's way hotter than the rest of my body and constantly aches. why do they have to make the deal on them 2 for $6

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>>34960509

>take cold shower because skins sesnitive to heat
>whole body is sore, feel like dying

what does it mean?

>>34960097
Are you trying to gain fat or are you working out?

If you jut want to gain fat try milkshakes, soda and other sugary / fatty food

If you want to be reasonably healthy you will have a harder time. Generally having fewer, bigger meals will make you gain weight quicker.

Make those meals bigger by having several courses, e.g. soup or some salmon or whatever first, then a big main with a lot of meat and sauce, don't forget a good amount of carbs on the side. Big dessert helps too

High calory snacks whenever you're bored will add another 1000kcal a day easily

>>34960474
My lardo sister would do this shit too. She would walk on the treadmill for 10 minutes and then reward herself with a table full of taco bell.

Can't really figure out why she keeps getting fatter...

So these threads are just satire right.

I only need to say one word but the laws of this land do not allow it.
Pistachios

>>34960570
that you're a pussy

>>34961559
No you twink faggot

>>34959907
Hey fatty, maybe you should walk your fat fucking ass to the store and buy some more
Oh wait, you're far too fat and stupid to accomplish this task, just stay home and shitpost on /r9k/

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>>34962554
Fight me you skellington fag, I'll pop your head like a champagne cork

>gonna eat healthy today
>massive corned beef hash, 3 eggs, giant biscuit with butter and jam
always tomorrow

>>34960474
>>34961453
better than eating a mcgriddle and not jogging
the argument against this if you were going to eat the food anyway is idiotic and childish

>>34962790
tfw you have no money to spend on these kinds of food so you are eating porridges, rice, etc because it is cheap. Feels good to be poorfag.