Men hate roast beef vagina and women hate small dicks. It's

>>39237705
Why would you hate roast beef? Pussy is pussy my nigga.

roasties are whores who stretched it out too much
dicklets aren't chads who fucked too much so their dick shrank

>>39237724
But some pussies are beautiful.

>>39237762
What if the roast is genetic?

>>39237762
U cant stretch out the labia, but i agree on the consensus that roasties are gross

>>39237705
>Men hate roast beef vagina
Literally who ever said that?

idgaf about meat flaps. Roasties win that comparison. No dude ever turned down a fuck because of some floppity flip flaps. My biggest gripe is padded bras. That shit is just false advertising. One of the few bitches i fucked had what i thought were going to be perfect tits then she got naked and they were floppy little deflated water ballons. Fucking ripoff.

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>>39237762
>roasties are whores who stretched it out too much

i want to wait for sex until marriage and lose my virginity to my husband

but if i have a lot of sex with him does that mean i will get a roastie vagina because its getting stretched out ???

>>39237783
Does it matter? Dick size is genetic too but roasties still hate small dicks.

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Roasties need to just trim off their labia like katharine mcphee.

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>>39237843
>not knowing who Anzu is

shiggy diggy my famalam

>>39237831
No hun, it's not true. Good for you, wanting to wait until marriage. I wish more girls were like you.

>>39237909
lmao dunno why but I couldn't recognize her in the op. Thank you

>>39237938
idThank you

>>39237861
ew holy fuck that's disgusting

>>39237705
I just hate bluewaffles, I don't even have a pic on my computer because bluewaffles vaginas disgust me so much

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>>39237762
If this were the case why do most girls in porn have normal vaginas? I always believed it was just something you are born with. I remember having a friend in middle school who took his girlfriends virginity and she had roast beef pretty bad. It is a shame we have to hate ourselves for our genitals, having a small dick has caused me great trouble. Some women do believe if you fap too much your dick will become smaller and if you have sex a lot, it will become bigger. So, for both genders I suppose it is equal in making the other feel inadequate. Only the peach pussies and super dongs can know peace from this eternal suffering.

>>39237724
>Pussy is pussy my nigga.

you better be black for making a post this bad

if you are white you are scum

>>39237762
/Thread
We done here

>>39238760
hes right u gay or what?

>>39238714
>Some women do believe if you fap too much your dick will become smaller and if you have sex a lot, it will become bigger
What

>>39238760
Fuck off, nigro

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All pussies are inherently ugly.
Ass is the true patrician desire.
>I'm not gay tho

>>39238714
Porn stars undergo annual surgery on their vaginas to keep them looking nice.
Normal women cant afford that kind of stuff so their pussies remain roasted

>>39237705
What does Anzu's vag look like?

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>>39237705
I hate the pussies that look like arses.
The best ones are the ones inbetween, slightly roasted. Basically medium rare.
Fucking arse ones though ugh, its like sticking your dick in a guys recently shaved mouth,

>>39239109

she probably decorates it with glitter and sparkles.

>>39237705
I have a big dick and women still hate me. It doesn't matter.

>>39238714
> I always believed it was just something you are born with
It is genetic/developmental and the amount of sex or fapping has literally nothing to do with it.

They're not really equivalent to small dicks though, because roasts can be fixed with simple short cosmetic surgery. Oversize clitorises might be equivalent, but then again those are rare, at least rare to the point of it becoming visibly ugly.

>>39238964
>>39239025
>nigro

im white, i was calling him out for his nigger vocabulary and sentence structure

>>39239707
I'm 20 fag, I don't have school anymore.
I miss my friends.

>>39237816
Greetings, Chad!

You should go complain about your less-than-stellar sexual conquests over at body building forums.

I would originally invite you to get the fuck off my board

>>39237844
Very good point. Equality is original

>>39239752
I don't know where you got the idea that this board is only for neets, but fuck off to wizchan where you belong.

>>39239789
I don't know where you got the idea that this board was for you, but fuck off back to grabbing that kitchen knife and running it viciously across your neck. Faggot

>>39239745
I'll grant you a pass because you're probably a newfag. In 6 months you'll be a mysogynistic agrophobe, or pretend to be one ironically, like everyone else here.

>>39239834
*Agoraphobe

>>39239816
Anon, this board isn't "for" anyone. It's for OC greentexts. Not pathetic neets that hate everything. You're looking for wizchan.

>>39239834
Been here about a year now, and the quality has only declined.

>>39239965
Dude, get lost. Very simple. Even the simplest of instructions too hard for you?

>>39239965
>quality has only declined.
Well I wonder why?

>>39239986
I think you're the one that's lost, buddy. This isn't wizchan.

>>39240045
Probably all the fags that refuse to go somewhere made for them, like wizchan.

Most men don't really hate roast beef, though. Innies are definitely preferred but a woman won't be laughed out of the bedroom in the same way that a man with a small penis will be. The roastie meme was just forced on this board as a way of fighting fire with fire, but outside of /r9k/ it's not something anyone thinks about.

>>39240074
>Probably all the fags that refuse to go somewhere made for them, like wizchan
Oh you ironic normalfag.

>>39240265
That's the problem, buddy. Normalfags aren't real. Now fuck off to wizchan where you belong.

>>39240290
>Normalfags aren't real
Oh you seem upset that they do. I'll be staying jus to spite u wite boi.

>>39240341
>you seem upset that they do
Anon that argument makes no sense

>>39240386
>Anon that argument makes no sense
OK and?

>it's a /r9k/ is only for neet virgins episode

>>39237705
The difference is a guy could be born with a small dick or have it reduced in size due to an injury, whereas women get flabby vag lips by cashing in on too much female privilege

>it's a /r9k/ isn't for robots episode

>>39237705
I don't hate RBV

>>39237831
The only way I'd accept a roastie vag is if I was the guy that made it that way. There's no way in hell I would continue being with a woman who's already dangling flab.

>>39240619
>the guy that made it that way
Are you retarded?

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>>39240637
>Are you retarded?
Are you?

>>39240666
Roasties aren't made by guys. I know virgins that have roasties and sluts that have innies. It's luck of the draw.

>>39240637
As in, if I met a girl who either had no sex or very little sex, and then we have sex so much that after a while it causes her vag to get flabby like a common whore, I wouldn't give her up for being flabby since I'm kinda at fault for it. It'd be entirely different to initiating sex with a girl you just met and the first real memory you have of her is having to almost peel away her sweaty flesh-curtains just to get started.

The true cause of roasties is puberty. I don't understand why so many men pretend to not be pedophiles yet openly revile features found exclusively in adults.

>>39237861
that just looks like it smells wtf
and I'm a straight virgin
4chans turned me asexual.... what the fuck ima turn into I stop masturbating

>>39240757
Anon, you are retarded. Sex doesn't make roasties. See>>39240716

>>39240716
Roasties are made by plugging the moist pit between their legs with objects that are way, way, way too large after being told the vagina can repeatedly and safely stretch to those proportions.
>virgins that have roasties
They plug themselves with dragon dildos every day for at least 3 hours.
>sluts that have innies
They, surprisingly, despite having actual sex, don't shove stuff into their vaginas as frequently or as roughly as the virgin. Since they get actual sex with a real person, even if they don't care about who they do it with, they're gonna feel more fulfilled than if they were to gauge their clit with a lava lamp, so they don't need to ravage the space nearly as terribly.

>>39240908
You're fucking retarded. I know a virgin woman that has no libido and can't even masturbate, and she has a roastie. Fucking kill yourself.

>>39241030
>woman has roastie despite being totally 100% not for sexual
>you never thought maybe it's because she got the roastie that she doesn't do anything sexual anymore
Kill her for lying and kill yourself for believing in her, and then I'll kill myself in the aftermath.

>>39241189
Nigger my fucking 12 year old sister has a roastie and she's for sure a virgin

>>39241189
She has literally nothing to gain by telling me she's a virgin. Go be stupid somewhere else.

>>39241218
uwu

>>39241218
And how do you know she hasn't already had sex a few times? You know how promiscuous kids these days are. Besides, how and why do you know about a 12 year old having a roastie? Did she show it to you? Did you look at it yourself while she was getting dressed? I dunno how to feel about this now.

>>39241030
And how do you know this? Why is she even talking to you about this stuff if she has no libido? Lmao you are so fucking retarded my man

>>39241292
She never leaves her room, she isn't allowed to even leave the house. Homeschooled as well, she has to be a virgin. I think we've all seen our family members nether regions at least once.

>>39241301
Because it came up in the conversation, you fucking idiot. I implore you to think once in a while.
I'm done with you, I don't have time for retards.

>>39241349
Keep her safe, anon. Show her love and teach her important life lessons.

>>39241232
Women only tell people things if they think they can gain something out of it. Tell me, why would a slut want people she doesn't have sex with to know she's a slut? Why would a woman go to such lengths to tell a man she doesn't do anything sexual? Maybe she doesn't want to fuck you, and is nipping it in the bud before you have the chance to develop feelings for her.

>>39241366
>Because it came up in the conversation, you fucking idiot.
Dumbass, I know asexual women. They never bring this stuff up in conversation unless they are lying to you about their libido. This """virgin""" woman with a roastie is a WHORE.

>>39241377
@39241404
Daily reminder that not all women are the same. She's my friend and she wouldn't lie to me.

>>39241456
>She's my friend and she wouldn't lie to me.
I thought the same thing about my female friends, too.

>>39241456
Retard, asexual women don't fucking describe in detail what their genitals look like to their male friends. This girl is lying to you about her libido and how many men she's fucked. You are so fucking dumb it's not even funny.

>>39239119
>slightly roasted
>medium rare

My sides

>>39240908
I hope you're just pretending and you're not this stupid. You would be no different than anti-vaxxers or those who believe that homeopathy works.

@39241456
Daily reminder not all unicorns fly.

>>39240666
Look at how long that shit is
Holy fuck, this is disgusting. All females should have their inner labias cut after birth, they are useless anyway, unlike a foreskin. But nope, they cut our foreskins so we can't masturbate properly then we have to deal with this shit.
I'm really feeling that male privilege right now.

>>39237705
>hating the body that gave you life
By the way, 50% of women are "roasties", it's genetic. Otherwise, how would Muslim women have them ?

>>39240814
This. This is why I'm lesbian

>>39241218
Yeah I remember my labia sort of appearing around that age. Just like tits. Looks exactly the same these days as far as I can tell.

I refuse to believe the outer appearance of a vagina can be changed noticeably by a normal thing such as sex. Maybe, just maybe a porn star style dicking every day would have an affect. I dont know. No data on this after all. But real people aren't getting that type of sex. Even massive sluts.

Yeah I believe what I have proof of. I was a virgin outie. Don't know how some robots seem to have genuinely started believing this.. that said I know real guys to describe normal looking vag as "used" in the real world so idk. Wouldnt want much to do with dudes who cared that much anyway.

>>39241648
>unlike a foreskin
Oh so you are retarded

>>39242181
I hope you have a nice day and marry the person of your dreams, sensible anon.

>>39237705
Congratulations, you figured it out. The roastie meme was created to instill some gender equality in response to dick shaming and it worked

Most men won't deny a girl sex for having some curtains

>>39242527
I strongly suspect most guys here fucking believe it now. But it works I suppose

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>not munching down on the meat-wings like a bombass roast beef authentic deli sandwich
y'all gay

I'd munch on some roast if I loved the girl

I love roast beef

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>>39237705
This thread. Toastie roasties.

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>>39242623
Women are for fags.

>>39237831
probably not

having kids probably will though

>>39244256
You should post uglier roast beef anon that looks too delicious.

I'm hungry now thanks

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>>39239119
>medium rare
wew lad

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>>39241218
you wanna have a seat there for a moment?

>>39240666
sauce on video please mister?

I'd eat the beef. It's good for you.

I'd deposit my baby fluid deep inside the roast

>>39241648
t. Mamiid Mumba Muhammad

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>>39237762

What if guys with small dicks are just guys who had big dicks but rammed them into too many pussies and smashed their dicks down a few inches??

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>>39237938

BEcause she isn't wearing 42 pounds of makeup

>>39237705
saggy tits are caused by being repeatedly titty fucked.

Do you guys really not like beefy pussies? Why not?

>>39241775
Roasties are genetic in the same way gray hair and wrinkles are genetic.

>>39247791
It depends how beefy they are

>>39237724
and this kids is why women can easily get sex and men dont: men are pathetic with no standards that only want sex, that makes women picky shallow bitches
kys cuck

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>>39246472
t. good goy who fell for the "female genital mutilation" meme. Sandniggers like mutilating the clitoris. Women literally report their vaginas feeling better without roastbeef. The roast beef aren't important parts of the vagina with millions of nerve endings, only the inside is.

>>39242452
Oh, you're a useful idiot or a literal jew. The foreskin is proven to have millions of nerve endings. A bare mutilated penis glans gets keratinized and loses sensitivity, ontop of the already lost foreskin. Men who stretch and slowly restore loose skin back over the glans report greatly increased sexual pleasure.

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I-I-I'm a virgin, I swear anon. It's all genetic even a virgin like you must know that!

>>39248594
Really, will you faggots EVER come up with a solid argument and not
>muh sensitivity
?

>>39248594

>The roast beef aren't important parts of the vagina with millions of nerve endings, only the inside is.

Eh, that's not true.

>The labia minora are specialized, highly vascular folds of tissue with an abundance of neural elements. These features corroborate previous functional and observational data that the labia minora engorge with arousal and have a role in the female sexual response.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22453848

Many women have reported loss of sensation and in some cases chronic pain after labioplasty. Although I don't think the scars from labioplasty have been histologically studied in depth, it's likely that they develop distorted nerve growths similar to the growths seen in male circumcision scars.

>>39237705
literally no man cares about it i am afraid. r9k is trying to level the playing field but it doesn't exist in the real world

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It's not a coincidence that lesbians always have cute little innies... because they haven't been fucked into roasties.

>>39237724
it's like these idiots on /v/ who argue about witch games consoles looks nicer

motherfucker I look at the TV when i'm playing vidya, who gives a shit what it loks like. same goes for pussy you godddamn weirdos, my dick couldn't give a fucking playstation three.

>>39249581
>lesbians always have cute little innies
You haven't seen many lesbian pussies, have you?

anzu has a roast beef.

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>>39237918
>hun
get the fuck out of here

>>39248692
It's not the labia here that's the problem, it's the gaping hole. Her labia aren't even that beefy.

I prefer beefy pussies, honestly

>>39248852
the right to physical integrity is already a more than sufficient argument
sorry that you've been mutilated and desperately need to rationalize it

>>39251544
>the right to physical integrity
You are literally saying "the right to not be cut" and attempting to claim that's an argument against being cut.
I'm sorry, I didn't know you were legitimately retarded. I'll leave you alone now, I feel bad for you.

So if i have a big dick, i can justifiably want a nice vagina?

Absolutely.

t. non-dicklet

>>39251600
Beefy vaginas ARE nice.

>>39251595
you're the one retarded here, the right to physical integrity means the right for a boy to keep his body in his natural, unaltered state just like how it is guaranteed for girls

when the man is 18 if he wants to get circumcised then more power to him, but it would be his choice and not something forced upon him

>>39251530
That's because you are a gay man homosexual

>>39251656
Like I said, "the right to not be cut is the reason they shouldn't be cut!"
That's not an argument at all.
If it's not done before it starts developing, then it's already fucked for life. You need to cut it at birth or early on in life.

I'm going to sleep, but feel free to post an "argument" that I'll never see.

>>39251660
>likes pussies
>gay man
What

>>39251624
Not visually no.

>>39251722
>If it's not done before it starts developing, then it's already fucked for life. You need to cut it at birth or early on in life.
the state of american knowledge on foreskin
keep coping, mutilated freak

it is an argument you fucking retard, you don't modify someone's body without his consent, period

>>39239119
>slightly roasted
>medium rare
holy fuck lol

>>39251722
>If it's not done before it starts developing, then it's already fucked for life. You need to cut it at birth or early on in life.
what the actual fuck
fucking americans is this what they teach you
talk about stockholm syndrome, some rabbi stole your foreskin for a skin lotion and you're here defending the act. jesus.

>>39253701
itt we learn that everyone except americans and hassidic jews are fucked for life, somehow

How could someone hate beef?