>"License and registration please" wat do?

>>39236271
y-you can take my V-card and nothing more

>>39236271
May I originally ask the sauce for this video my good man?

>>39236271
>gib licence and registration

what else?

>>39236271
try to kiss her and get arrested for sexual assault.

>>39236271
Assuming this isn't a set up for some porn, you give her your license and registration.


A female cop would taze the everloving shit out of you if you tried anything funny.

>>39236271
"Y-yes ma'am. May I ask what I'm being pulled for? Also, why is your neck so damn long?"

>>39236305
>"Oh god. Listen, im flattered but im married and if my husband found out i was cheating he'd literally kill both me you.Also your insurance is expired."

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>ywn relive the early bangbus days with sanchez and preston cruising around miami filming on early 2000's digital cameras
;_;

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https://www.vice.com/sv/article/yvq78b/why-do-prison-guards-keep-having-sex-with-inmates-209

I wonder if women get into law enforcement just to get closer to the murderers and criminals they crave

>>39236271

pretty sure this is porn
source?

>>39236271

*unzips license and registration*

Velcro wallet, lad.

>>39236271
Compliment her pretty neck.

>>39237096
>A female cop would taze the everloving shit out of you if you tried anything funny.
This.

>>39237186
To a certain extent, this is actually true, especially for women in LE, both men and woman who have these types of fetishes go into careers that can satisfy them.

>>39236271

G E T A W A R R A N T

Orig

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Cop here. Women I have seen who who get into LE are two types, regular people that want to be cops, and attention seekers.

>policing is male dominated
>even the ugliest of female cops gets tons or attention from middle aged male cops
>women give the ol' "you go girl" for being a cop
>most often, criminals won't fight them cuz sudden "muh honor/code"
>this leads to them thinking they are tough because people don't mess with them as often
>they suck as "back up"
>they rarely have to work alone
>and or course, they fuck their way up the chain

>>39238712
>Cop here
Is it hard?

>>39236271
why is ice poseidon in drag and posing as a cop?

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>>39236271

>Be blackbot
>Who is this car registered to?
>My dad
>Literally shaking
>Comes back
>Your tail light was out
>You can buy it cheaply off of ebay
>Thx officer :)

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>>39238744
Depends on where you work. I work in a small town with a shitty hood nearby so it's pretty steady.

The worst part is the department drama of who did/said what about who etc.

I just larp this guy most days.

>>39238825
>The worst part is the department drama of who did/said what about who etc.
This happens everywhere. Why can't normies shut up for once? They always have to criticize and gossip. Just do your damn job and I'll do mine, Mario.

>>39237186
Why's that niggers skull so pointy? He really did look best in his mugshot he's pretty ugly desu

>>39236271
"what is a r-registration? i've n-never done this b-before..."

>>39236271
here are my papers taking my overstayed v card is optional but perfered discretion is a must there's a little motel near by

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>>39236271
FREEEZZEE MAGGOT

>>39236271
I already appear to be attempting to bribe her, so I guess I just carry on with that

You need a license for a bicycle?

>>39238825
Do you also larp his inability to socialize, or does that come naturally?
Seriously though, good on ya mate. We need more decent cops in this world.

>>39236271
''how about YOU show me your licence and registration!?"

>>39236271
Is that a security guard or a porno outfit?

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I take out my license and registration whilst hoping I will make it back home to my 2 kids and loving wife in one piece.

>lYceNSe aNd RegIStrATion PLeaSe

Begone

AM I BEING DETAINED?? PLEASE OFFICER MAY I HAVE YOUR NAME AND BADGE NUMBER

>>39241395
Kek I do okay. Definitely have some similar issues. But look where I am posting...

Last time a girl like that gave me an electric shock I had to pay $450 an hour for it.

So does anyone have source or what?

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>>39236271
1. Cops hate it when you waste their time. Start opening the glove box, reaching under the seat, and digging through the center console as quickly as possible.

2. Get out of the car and start yelling and waving your arms at the cop. They will most likely give up and let you be on your way.

3. A $120 fine is basically a death sentence when you are addicted to weed. Get out of the car and run through the woods--at least you'll have a sporting chance,