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today's my birthday anons, although I slept through most

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today's my birthday anons, although I slept through most of it and the day is technically almost over I'd like you guys to keep me company for the next few minutes before it ends
so here goes, a short summary of my life :

>24 year old kissless hugless touchless and talkless virgin, I have legitimately never held a conversation with a female before
>all boy religious school until my precollege education, had never been physically near a female other than my mother before I turned 15
>never had any friends, the other boys would gather around and beat the shit our of me so I mastered the art of becoming completely absolutely invisible
>was constantly reading books, and I mean constantly; from dust till dawn in class at home or wherever I was hiding out from the others
>in college I was an absolute wreck, absolutely zero social abilities I couldn't handle being teamed with someone so much I would just burst into tears and run out of class, got diagnosed with a bunch of shit and stuffed with pills until adulthood
the only two things that are keeping me alive right now is my dog and my education, I love learning and my ultimate hope is to find a lab comfy lab position where I'll be able to conduct research alone until my dog dies then I'll kill myself in peace

share your story brobots, you're my family I love you and want to hear them
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>>39244105
Hello anon.

I went to an all boys' high school. I'm in college now, although I'm going to be staying at home this semester so it almost feels like another high school. What area of science interests you?
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>>39244105
I frankly hope this post gets a lively thread because I've seen birthday threads get very populated and this robot deserves it.
Well, mang, I can't deny you've had it rougher than me. Enjoy your birthday and read my story if you'd like

>18 yr old kissless hugless handholdless virgin
>not that I care to be honest, I don't complain about it
>used to be bullied and have suicidal urges between 10-12 yrs old
>tried to be a normie during high school
>attains semi-happiness for some time
>work out and becomes charismatic
>do relatively well in school but think I'm bad
>one year ago falls in love
>rejected
>depression hits right after that
>realize that all those years I'd tried to be a normie I was nothing more than acting
>I never had any real friendships, hung out out of school, exchanged numbers, parties
>I'm ugly and unskilled
>blocked out any emotions while young
>alienated from family too

I'm heading into college soon. I just want to get good grades, and be done with it. Then fly to Hawaii. Or Arizona. Do some jungle/desert stuff, find myself, then settle down in a city and become a Drudge-style journalist.
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>>39244105
sorry to hear that op, would you like to talk? id like your contact info if you have any
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>>39244105
happy birthday anon today is my birthday aswell!
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>>39244105
Cyborg reporting in, happy birthday OP. Hope you've got something to pass the time with tonight, birthdays are generally shit but a little escapism can really do wonders. Got any pictures of your dog you'd be willing to share?
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>>39244194
everything, I was sad that I'd have to choose but then I realized I didn't
having to choose a single field and work in it for the rest of your life is just a social normie construct so I chose to study in all the fields
currently I'm taking neuroscience related courses and am thinking about doing med school, next I'm planning engineering, the possibilities are endless, so many things to learn it's mind-boggling
how bout you anon
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Hey op ask and I'll give you a place where we can talk man.
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Happy birthday anon. I feel for you, I really do.
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>>39244105
Fuck it, someone start a discord so we can celebrate OP's birthday
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>>39244105
Happy Birthday anon if this thread is still I'll hopefully post
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thank you guys so much, i would love to chat with anyone I never have so tell me how
I'm gonna answer each one of you, this is filling me with joy
call me a faggot but it feels like the good old days
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>>39244473
Question 1
Why don't you withdraw $100 from the bank and go get a rare steak and potatoes at your nearest restaurant and dress up for the occasion?

Seriously anon. If you're alone today you deserve to indulge in the earthly pleasures this earth has to offer
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>>39244280
DO it anon, you deserve a place to study what you love away from the bullshit, focus on college don't fall into the normie traps, a robot can do exceedingly well in college
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>>39244498
I'd love to deliver but I seriously can't, I'm balancing my food and bills on a very tight at home job, I promise I'll have the money next birthday
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>>39244505
>a robot can do exceedingly well in college
Idk about that, depression and apathy can be strong factors. They messed up my last year of high school. But let's talk about OP here

>>39244528
Then what would make you feel extremely good, today? (Nothing that would make you sad after you do it of course so no jacking off or drinking). Whatever you find if its in your means do it.
Also if you're into movies just state a genre and I'll tell you what to watch, I know quite a lot (except comedy of course)
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>>39244105
>all boy religious school until my precollege education, had never been physically near a female other than my mother before I turned 15
This type of shit upbringing by clueless christcuck parents is borderline child abuse.
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>>39244619
That was me OP silly! Don't worry I don't want to make it about me, just want to bring back the good memories of talking with anons it's been so long
but enough about the past, recommend me your favorite movies I'll grab some popcorn and watch them now

as for feeling good this is it anon, this is joy like I don't remember feeling it before... I genuinely can't stop smiling
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Ok guys I've set up a Op birthday server on discord. What region should I put it in?
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>>39244662
I agree, I think things would have turned very differently if I had went to a public school... but then again they could have turned out the same so I don't hold grudges
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>>39244473
Damn op i wish you everything best.
tfw im poorfag and cant buy u anything
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>>39244720
'murrica
thank you anon!
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>>39244707
It all depends on what genre you like to watch. Read the plot first and choose within the list. Here are some favorites:
>Scarface (1982)
>Blade Runner
>Point Break (1991)
>Serpico
>Dressed to Kill
>Body Double
>Carrie (De Palma's)
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>>39244750
no buying me shit lad, have a good one
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>>39244720
Murica please, set us up with that link when it's all good.
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>>39244794
I'll watch them ALL! fuck it I've slept all day already
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>>39244747
>I think things would have turned out very differently
In a chaotic universe where you only get one chance that kind of conditional thinking is useless... but I feel for every hopelessly lost boy out there right now being raised by oblivious parents
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>>39244408
I do humanities. This semester I'm doing microecon, child psyc, Latin (took it for four years in high school, just filling the requirement), and two major classes.

I should be doing dedicated studying before class starts, but I seem to enjoy learning scattered information more. I think I've tricked myself into thinking that once I've learned the basics of something, it doesn't have any use to me. It's a real trap I've fallen into, even though when I'm actually doing things to improve myself I feel much better than I am when just lazing.
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Happy Birthday, OP! I'm sorry that you were dealt a shitty hand. At least you have a dog that must love you very much!

My story:
>throughout middle school and high school, try hard to fit in
>end up getting into punk rock
>find myself doing bad things constantly, even though it was against my better judgements
>around 18 or 19, realize that I'm not a fuckup and need to turn life around
>work really hard until age 21
>cut all ties with old friends
>try to make new friends, but zero common interests with normies
>isolation
>enlist in Air Force
>make friends in basic
>they all go to a different tech school
>at tech school now
>been here a month
>have a few acquaintences but nobody that i'd have a conversation with
>work out religiously and study all day
>at least it's a career
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>>39244861
I had the same problem where at the beginning of college I would rather read encyclopedias then follow a course, but then I learnt to look at the bigger picture, this is the educational system I'm in, and if I ever hope to reach higher knowledge I'll have to follow through with it
I've been asking myself something.. Do you think someone like me could be in the field of psychiatry? I know it sounds insane after I've described myself but I've always been interested in that field, I've read all of Freud prominent literature when I was younger.
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>>39244105
At least youre smart anon! You could be cursed to be a brainlet like me
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>>39244837
I hope you enjoy them. Most of them are pretty easy to like if you're fine with the action/detective/thriller genre and you're not averse to the 70s/80s
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>>39244928
Thanks anon, excuse my ignorance of the air force but will you be able to pilot?
>>39244946
No such thing, may sound like Chad telling you to bee urself but it's passion not iq that matters. I'm very lucky to have found my passion, you just need to find yours and you'll good at it I guarantee
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Ok! Can't get the link but the discord name is "discord for sweet OP"
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>>39245047
Pretty sure you need the link to share it friend
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>>39245047
Find the link, then take the part that's after the gg/, put it here.
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>>39245047
what do you mean you can't get the link?
click the name in top left corner, click invite people, copy paste link
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>>39245013
No worries friend. I'm not going to be a pilot, that's only for officers. I'm working in communications (in support of intel).

The Air Force has Air, Space, and Cyberspace.
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happy bday

h,ejrbyvg,k
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>>39245013
>implying being stupid isn't a thing
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>>39245204
If you were that stupid you'd be happy
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I'm a retard can someone else set one up?
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>>39245239
I got you.
the server code is RQmYYD
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i hope you have a happy birthday, man
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>>39245239
It's okay anon
/YFPNkg
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Good night, OP (film/high school anon here). I hope people keep this thread alive. Try to enjoy yourself, cuddle your dog or walk it, and have a nce day as hard as it may seem.
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hello OP! don't know if you're still here, or if you've migrated to the discord chat, but i'd like to wish you all the best. i can share stories or movie recommendations if you want, but i won't lie i don't have much of either
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>>39244105
>talkless virgin
Bollocks.
>had never been physically near a female
Bollocks again. Female teachers, females in public, doctors... countless other examples.

Happy birthday though you lying faggot.
And where are you from?
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>>39245289
>>39245289
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>>39245302
I'm cuddling him but now it's much better, I'll be in this thread till the end but I don't mind if it dies now
Good night :)
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>>39244105

You're only fucking 24 dude. Don't think about suicide, you still have time left. Go to therapy, find some friends, fuck a prostitute, and live your life. From reading all the time you're prob a smart dude. You can make it work.
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>>39245338
nowhere near 24 and considering the suicide pill.

>>39244105
have a good one robro, much love <3 have a birthday edition (You)
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>>39244498
telling a robot to withdraw $100 out of their ass (because let's face it everyone is broke here) to waste it on an overpriced steak really ain't the best idea
he should just get some icecream and maybe something else that makes him happy like mcdonalds, not rich snob food
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>>39245318
Not lying friend, all of my teachers were male, the school made sure of that, any times where I had to talk with females my brain completely shut off, hyperventilating and such and usually a guy took over in medical exams and psychs
From the good ol leavelands
>>39245338
Don't worry anon, my dog is still young. I've tried the prostitute but as you can imagine I ran away from the hotel room after a minute of small talk (her doing the talk and me sweating profusely)
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>>39244105
Happy birthday, OP! I just started my first year of college yesterday. Any tips to survive hell?
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>>39245302
Texas?


I am also a film/high school anon
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>>39245394
ai agree desu.
mcdonalds and sam hyde souns v comfu
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GUYS GET ON THE DISCORD
/YFPNkg
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>>39244105
Happy birthday anon,originallo
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>>39245429
Heh you wouldn't want any tips from me but here goes :
-if education is free or you can afford it , don't be afraid to switch courses, it's not lack of commitment it's finding something you'll be happy studying
-don't look at the normies, DON'T ENVY THE NORMIES, they lead a different lifestyle seemingly full of neverending joy, accept that you'll never have that and find your own
-I don't know if other people do that but once i start a semester I'm all in, no more vydia, fap only once a week, and no more animes. It's 3 months this followed by an equally long break, I take it pretty well and achieve very well
>>39245461
Ordered some mccies and I'll put in a little something for my friend too along with that movie... Should be comfy desu
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>>39245554

Why nofap and no anime? I don't understand it. If you like something why give it up?
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>>39244105
literally go to fucking therapy
your issue is a nasty one, but they can help you adjust and repair it to be healthy
Life is not static, if you have a wish and dream to fix it, then it shall, by your will, be fixed
how long it takes is never known until it is done, sadly

you're gonna make it, happy birthday, I will declare here and now that you will be much happier on your 25th birthday
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>>39245302
do u go to OCSA?
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Happy birthday anon! Cheer up, as long as you excell in science you're good to go. Some women still prefer intelligence, and it's bound to get you some nice bucks. Forget your past and focus on the horizon. Try working out and laying off porn (if you ever watch it, that is.)
Good luck brobot!
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>>39244105
i don't know what to say anon.I am a hiki and i just wish you end up working in your own lab.
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>>39244105
I hope all the niggers paraphrashing "don't be sad!" or "get help!" in this thread get gutted in front of their loved ones

I hope you love your dog until its very end; humans can't even compare to a dog's honesty
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Dear Anon,

Frankly, I think it's really cool that you read so much. Despite life sucking for a lot of us (and I know I spent years on this website feeling so depressed and wanting to die everyday), it's clear that you have the gift of intelligence and a serious commitment to learning and education. Those are phenomenal things, and you should be proud of yourself.

Best,
Anon
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>>39245672
It brings quick satisfaction, when I have that I'm no longer able to work hard and be patient for long term satisfaction
>>39245677

>>39246038 is right, but in a less aggressive way. People in the real world have brought me nothing but trouble, trauma and anguish. I've found what I want to do with my existence and I'll carry on with it until it's over
>>39245952
Thanks! Although chasing women is something far beyond what I'd imagine ever doing, I'd live to be able to talk to one some day!
>>39246038
That's the truth, I tear up at the thought of everything he's done for me, all robots that can should get a dog, it's a literal life saver
>>39246074
Dear anon
You seem like a great guy, depression is tough and getting by can be a miracle, I hope it ends well for you and all of us.

We're gonna make it anons, each in our own way
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>>39244105
Anon you got to get out of your comfort zone and try stuff
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>>39246331
I'm assuming you mean try to go out and talk to people. The thing is I think my brain is fried, I legitimately can't face a woman for more than a minute before cracking and facing more than one person at the time yields the same result... Its autism mixed with a whole lot of nope
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>>39246372
Here's your solution : try to find a girl that's exactly as awkward as you are. Two negatives are always a positive eh?
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>>39244105

I know most of those feels.
I hope you didn't have a awful birthday because I always do
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>>39244928
where is your school? i'd recommend heading to the nearest town in your free time and having fun, that's what I did, but i had an unusually long school. it'll get better when you finish and have more freedom.
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I hope you can bring yourself to have a good day, anon. I'm pulling for you my guy.
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>>39244105
Hire a dating coach faggot. They will to teach you to not sound and look retarded to women.
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>>39246637
Join the discord, talk about the feels... The comfy level is unbelievable
>>39246786
Thanks for this bunny it's so fucking cute it hurts
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>>39246528
>>39246841
Guys guys have you been reading? I can't fucking interact with people, no dating coach, no friend, let alone a woman
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Happy birthday anon. Wishing you health and happiness. Be good to yourself.
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Well that's it guys, thank you for making this a good birthday. I'm gonna go to sleep in front of the movies next to my dog and everything will be all right

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Thanks for caring enough to leave a (you) and a nice word, I'll see you all in another thread, on a better day, we're all gonna make it :)
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> all boys school
> not sucking a cute twink or chad's dick in the locker room after a steamy shower

Man, I would have been in heaven if I went to an all boys school.
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>>39247767
Have a good birthday Anon. Treat yourself next birthday and keep your head up.
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>>39244105
Can't be all bad. Find something calming and interesting as a hobby and try to keep your dog close to you. Happy birthday, OP.
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Happy birthday anon! We're here for you. I hope life somehow gets better. Go get some nice cheap food (I recommend Vietnamese restaurants, sometimes you can get like 4 days worth of noodles for 15$ and it's good shit too)
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>>39245461
>mcdonalds and sam hyde
i end up doing this at least once a month for some reason
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