>Tell mom I'm going to apply for jobs today >Don't

>made up story about being /devilish/
>anons angrily respond to my post
Yet again I win without playing by the rules

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>tell parents i spend 3 hours every day applying for jobs and never hear anything back
>havent actually applied anywhere in weeks
>cripplingly depressed

>>39244262
>Tell mom I'm going to apply for jobs today
>Do
>They never call
>Mom think I'm lying and goes apeshit mad

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39244327
anon you are going off the rails, someday you'll have to get back on track like the GD rest of us

I just fuck up the interview by saying I sold drugs during my 9 year job gap

>>39244262
>tell parents im studying
>im not
>actually feel bad about lying

>>39244429
>actually trying to become a wageslave and getting rejected
That's kind of like being a drunk woman wandering around a bad neighborhood at night trying to get raped and having nobody approach her.

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Don't Lie. Tell the truth. You need to be prepared for the flood.

>>39244515
NEETdom gets old after 6 months I don't know how you guys endure it.

>>39244262
>go to a court psychiatrist
>ask me if i drink or do drug or did i ever did crimes
>i lie and make big sad eyes
>she believes me
>actually did like 10+ different drugs was drunk almost every day for a year and drugged out
>did a lot of crimes

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>>39244401
Fuck this is literally me. Makes me feel like shit. I feel so unmotivated that I can't even imagine working a job even if I finally got one. And I hate socializing so much too. fuck.

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>>39244517
I just started college today, and I already want this professor to teach one of my classes...

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>>39244517
They deserve lies for being complicit in the capitalist exploitation of the working class. You should read Das Kapital anon.

>>39244533

better a miserable NEET than a miserable wage cuck. Wage cucking only works if you are a normie and like the social benefits of working.

>>39244262
>"Anon how many jobs have you applied to yet?"
>"I'm still browsing online for jobs"
>I'm not

>dad confronts me about my unemployment
>puff out chest
>tell him I will write out a plan and show it to him the next day
>write plan
>too scared to show him in case he laughs
>he thinks I never made one
>been avoiding him the past week

>>39244533
The alternatives are worse.

>>39244588
You should go back to /leftypol/ anon however I do admire you're rejection of the wage slaves.

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>>39244533
>NEETdom gets old after 6 months
Oh yeah, because it'd really suck to miss out on all that fun putting together hamburgers and serving your customer overlords.

>>39244637
The problem is I like to live without being absolutely poor. My family is not rich anon so if I don't work I literally have the bare minimum.

>>39244262
Good man. Fuck the system. Find a way to live without a job and NEVER get one.

>>39244262
>go on /k/
>x foreign army stuff is better than x usa army stuff
>100 replies

>go on /his/
>make a religion bait thread
>go to sleep
>wake up 350 replies of people arguing

>go to /k/
>make a random list of how russian and chinese planes are better than american
>100 replies

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>>39244672
Tell your parents to stop being lazy and make more money.

>>39244705
My father passed away and my mom has a condition which does not allow her to work, she collects a bare disability check.

>>39244732
Can't she just find you a new dad?

>>39244743
Unfortunately no. Those don't just come around like that.

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>tell parents im applying for jobs
>actually got the job
>been working there for over one year as well as doing full time university

wew it feels good not being a failure

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>>39244809
Who are you fooling anon?

>push carts 2 days a week
>see a $5 bill on the ground
>debate with myself whether I should turn it in or not (could lose my job)
>decide to keep it, since $5 isn't a lot anyway
>later, transfer the $5 from my pocket into my wallet out of sight of the cameras
>its actually $50
>still keep it
>finish work wondering when the last time I saw a $50 bill was and why someone in their right mind would use it over 2x 20s and a 10.

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>be at grocery store
>find a gallon of strawberry ice cream on the floor in the parking lot frozen solid
Today was a good day lads

>>39244809
Full time university? I just started college today, and I already feel overwhelmed.

>>39244809
must suck to have to be a part of the rat race to feel fulfilled in life. capitalism has you strung up by the ropes

>>39245163
this is the saddest thing i've read all day

>Graduated with a degree in information technology several months ago
>Applied to hundreds of jobs
>Got one interview, after which I was informed they "moved forward with other candidates"
>Still applying to jobs but doing it less and less as I get more depressed

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>>39245967
IT major here, this makes me very nervous.

>>39245617
yes i would much rather be a neet you guys have it sooo good

>>39245991
Don't worry, there are still plenty of IT jobs as long as you're living in India and willing to replace American citizen workers for a fraction of their salary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fod_ADpgVo

>tfw I've actually applied for a ton of jobs and even had a couple interviews but haven't been hired for even the most basic toilet cleaning shit tier jobs.

Should I just end it ?

>>39244533
i wish there was a job where i could just go and leave whenever i felt like, but still able to live as a comfy neet. That way i could work when i got bored of neetdom but be comfy when i get bored of work

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Last job I had was being a pizza delivery guy 3 years ago. On the first day I got tasked with delivering 10 pizzas to some place in downtown but I got nervous and I ended driving home with 10 pizzas in the back of my car and I broke contact with the the pizza place.

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>tell mom shes bullshit and her family is bullshit too
>apologize

>>39246073
You'll get hired eventually and get your shitty toilet cleaning job and all the fun that entails.

>>39244761
>those don't come around
Are you black? What country are you from. Here in America men are willing to get with chicks who have sons that are losers

>>39244900
That was drug money anon. Someone's gonna come looking for it

>tell mom im gunna apply for jobs
>don't and masturbate and cum all day anally

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>>39244900
Reminds me of the one time I found a lot of money at my old job
>be 18 year old me
>be wagie working as ride attendant at fairly large theme park
>nightly routine involves collecting lost and found articles from the ride area and turning them in to lost and found
>some retard lost his wallet with $1100 in cash
>my turn to take up lost and found that night
I don't think any of you guys have felt temptation like i did that night,

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>>39244262
>want a motorcycle
>decide to wage slave until I can afford old cheap used one from Craigslist
>apply everywhere even Walmart and McDonald's
>hear nothing back from even fucking Walmart and McDonald's!
>literally unemployable apparently?
>parent get mad at me
>tell them get mad at Walmart and McDonald's
>go back to bed
>not too bummed about not working
>play vidjya
>sleep

Hey I tried man, can't blame me. I still want a motorcycle tho. It'll give me an excuse to go on long road trips and just cruise. Living the dirty biker bum lifestyle seems really appealing to me. Live and ride. One day I'll start round 2 of trying to get temp wageslave job so I can get my bike. For now back to vidjya.

A used 98 gsxr 600 typically goes for around $2,400. A totally realistic goal.

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>>39244262
>doesn't get disability and food stamps

NEET Discord Server: PpfkWZ

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>>39246131
This made chuckle hard, good story.