Day 3 of using tinder: still no matches except 2 traps.

>>39243669
Would really want to be with a girl who uses tinder?

>>39243948
They can't all be bad. I don't have a lot of options anyhow.

>>39244136
What would a respectable girl use a casual sex app for? I don't think you'll find what you're looking for.

>>39243669
Pics of the traps?

>>39244421
Ok, give me a sec here anon.

>>39244421
Sorry anon but the match image I took shows my face and I don't want to show that here.

>>39245019
>Sorry anon but the match image I took shows my face and I don't want to show that here.
you can edit photos and crop them on your phone, nigger.

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>>39245019
Why would you unmatch? Even if they are traps, it is good to have a match collection, since we aren't getting much. This story seems fishy. Just black out your face then.

>>39245032
>>39245053
Ok fine, I am blacking my face out of the image but it's a pain because I have to transfer it from my phone, edit, upload from my computer and then send my phone back to the wall charger. Just give me a few mins.

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This is the match img.

>>39245053
I don't want to lead that person on. I just don't want to date a trap. I went through her social media account and she was gorgeous but the dick is a deal breaker for me.

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This is the other one I matched with as well. No match ss though.

>>39245397
what are you, transphobic? Why don't you grow up.

>>39245427
Bro, I am Mexican. My family would never accept that I date a trans person. I'm just a shit tier robot anyway so she'd break up with me. I dunno why I swiped a high tier girl anyway, I've been trying to stay realistic with who I swipe right after that.

>>39245462
A hole is a hole is a hole. Trap or not, legal or not, dead or not, put your fucking dick in it. Fucking beta cucks

>>39245462
>Bro, I am Mexican. My family would never accept that I date a trans person. I'm just a shit tier robot anyway so she'd break up with me. I dunno why I swiped a high tier girl anyway, I've been trying to stay realistic with who I swipe right after that.
just go on one date and get your dick sucked.

Is the tinder meme real
Will I get a gf from tinder?

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>>39245649
>you're beta unless you fuck a man in drag
Imagine being this much of a thirsty cuckold lmao

>>39246039
You can get sex, not sure about gf.

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I've dated two girls off tinder. It works if you put in enough hours and meet in real life. Try to get people to meet up as soon as possible, tinder small talk is awful.

Also be prepared for 9 out of 10 dates sucking.

>>39247503
Teach me your ways, master. I must get better at tinder.

This is my thinking: >>39243948

Anyway,
>Use tinder near melbourne
>99.9% trash
Well that was fun
I still use it for people watching and the super rare wholesome person.

Everyone's best bet is to never use tinder but actually take every opportunity to go out to events.

>>39247648
People say Australian chicks have super high standards
I can believe them

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>tfw average manlet with some muscle on online dating apps
>only been on about 4 dates in one year +
>never a second date

tfw i wont make it

>>39247503
>I've dated two girls off tinder. It works if you put in enough hours and meet in real life.

Sounds like normal dating

>>39243669
>implying traps aren't superior

>>39245397
Screenshot her a profile and crop the out her name she is 9 from 10 gorgeous ever

>>39245397
>implying traps' clits aren't superior

Bigger, harder, easier to suck, and if you're lucky you could even possibly get fucked by her clit. How are traps not the clear superior gender over weak biofemmes?

>>39248085
Anon what the fuck did you just say?

>>39248128
I want please to have boner

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>>39248016
>friend visited my house for a week
>both typical robots on our way to wizardhood
>we install tinder just to send retarded messages to women and see if any respond
>get about 70 matches
>get 2 dates
>fuck them each on the first date raw
>left the country shortly after
No regrets.

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>maybe get 5 matches in 2 weeks swipping in united states.
>decide to get the expensive tinder and change my location to bangkok
>literally 70 matches in 2 days and im being picky as fuck
>90% match rate on the top 10% of girls
>the US is complete opposite having 10% match rate with the average 90% of girls
>literally planning trip to thailand soon.

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>>39247623
I live in a big city which helps, I also have a "cool" job and good photos. My brother is a photographer and I'm a sailor so it's a pretty ace combo.

90 percent of tinder is just having a good profile. Keep the text light and short. Have a picture of yourself looking good, one with friends or at least someone else, one of you doing something intresting, and the last one can be whatever.

>>39248060

Tinder is suppose to lead to that yes. The idea is to meet people so you can date and or fuck them.

Also I have been on some truly awful dates and been rejected a bunch. Tinder is a grind, don't take it seriously.

I had a girl tell me she liked another guy more on the 3rd date AND that she'd slept at his house the other night.

I had another girl bring 3 friends to a date that was so bad I don't even want to get into it. And I've had plenty of even stranger experiences. If you keep at it you will meet someone you click with. Or just, you know, die alone.

>>39248169
99% of them are catfishing though

>>39248252
no they have instagrams linked and are legitmate people.
in us you get tons of bots and catfish but its different.
ive already got snapchats and shit from half of them

>>39248212
>Or just, you know, die alone.

This is my plan.

>>39245416
desu added to the spank bank. Might as well go on a date with them. Don't have to fuck but would be an interesting experience, especially for a good looking trap like that.

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>>39248421
I don't know why there's so many traps here.

>>39245397

w2c that jacket

this wasnt original

>>39248453
>w2c
Anon, I do not understand what this stands for.

>>39248463

Where to cop, you nigger

>>39248471
I haven't done anything, officer. I just wanna go home.

>>39248486

Where did you get that jacket, how much was it etc

>>39248501
Oh. My sister bought it for me before I traveled abroad. Let me check if I still have it here so I can check the brand.

>>39248442
Well if they are just looking for sex (if I read that right my Spanish is mediocre) then yeah I might pass unless you are sure you want to fuck one.

It's like when you jerk off and the first tab you open is some really hot chick and every tab gets 10% more degenerate and when you finish you are watching 2 trans dwarfs fuck a dog. And the second you finish you are just like wtf was I watching? I feel like that might be my experience if I was to fuck a trap. But they are fine to jerk off to.

>>39248501
It's Calvin Klein and all I could find was a label that says it has to be dry cleaned with:

>A M54 PC901

under it.

>>39248575

Thanks anon, just what i was looking for

>>39248337
they just want your money because they think that you are a rich westerner

>>39248682
fine by me

not the anon you replied to, telling you this so my comment is ORIGINAL

>>39248538
>Well if they are just looking for sex (if I read that right my Spanish is mediocre) then yeah I might pass unless you are sure you want to fuck one.
I think it says "if you only want sex, don't...) and then it cuts off.

>>39248682
No because in my description I say I'm expat backpacker that is 19. That means broke

>>39248838
Yeah, probably says don't (hablo) as in don't talk to me. I completely ignored the 'no me'.

>>39247623
You need to know how to be photogenic. You need to put together basically and advertisement brochure of yourself.

It's a lo of work just to get a few matches (assuming your account is in good standing witht he algorithm). If you get a match you do some small talk then setup a meetup asap. Most likely she'll flake because you're just one of the 30+ guys she's having the same exact conversation with. There's no way to easily stand out on tinder. You're better off meeting people one-on-one in real life because you can show off more of your qualities with zero competition.

>>39245397
Wow anon, I have that same jacket. Inside is like a zipper thing for like a sweater thing that can get cold easily and then over that is buttons you can put over it for style, right?

>>39249043
But its harder to setup a date or even flirt irl.
Most women will have normal conversations and anything lewd could make you look like a total creep.

Much as I agree its rigged agaisnt us on dating sites, at least there you can be flirting with many women who signed up to be hit on.

Real life is a fucking minefield unless you are Chad.

>>39249267
>But its harder to setup a date or even flirt irl.

I'm thinking more along the lines of meeting women in public and using some subtle indirect flirting from the get-go to gauge interest.

>>39249297
I wish i had that confidence.
Realistically the only women i talk to is greeting one or two at work.

The whole cold public approach is alien to me. Even with hobbies, there might be 2-3 single women open for a natural conversation. Maybe signing up for half a dozen activities a week will make the pool wide enough for a realistic chance.. but who has time for that.

>>39249503
I work a lot and don't have a wide pool or social circle either. My only options are employees at stores or waitresses/bartenders.

The key is to be so fucking subtle that it's not off putting or autistic enough to get security called on you. Just maintain plausible deniability.

>>39248114
When a trap can nurture my seed into a child then you can have an argument

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I find I have much better experiences on bumble and tinder is just a dead zone for me

>>39250213
>needs FB
No thanks.

>>39250426
I used a google voice number I think... but meh everyone should have a throw away fb for dumb shit that ask for it. I do understand your response tho.