ITT: Virgins describe how they picture their first time will go

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>>39331746
>$150
>Five minutes
>Get STD with condom on

>practice gf
>motel

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>>39331746
it won't

fukurobot

>abduct man and hide him in my basement

we all know where this is going. do i have to say it

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A nurse's arm will graze my cock as she reaches to pull the life support plug.

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This, orboriginally.

>>39331898
>$150

you fucked a golden pussy or what

>>39331746
I can't get it up from anxiety and she ghost me

If I'm honest with myself, it probably won't happen at all.

>>39331746
I'm blind sometimes. Can someone explain to me what's going on with the right one's mouth? Is that her tongue, or does she just have an ungodly sized lip?

>>39331746
>23 packs of magnum trojans gone with the help of my FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFM harem that gathered by tripping and landing face-first into a girl's vagina and her claiming to now be my wife.

I'll either cum before I even get my dick out or cum as soon as I put it in. God I hope I'll be able to laugh it off when it happens

>>39332286
You're a woman or a fag, we get it.

>>39331746
I once had a German girl like this.
She's gone now ;_;

>>39331746
It probably won't happen unless the girl initiates it because I'm too autistic to make a move. Then I'd be self-concious and probably fuck something up or not be able to get hard

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>>39333427
And most of us have never had a gf in our entire lives what's your point?

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>>39331746
It won't you fucking normalfag

>>39333751
Who is that striking person. Could I get a quick rundown on his achievements?

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>>39331746
>would probably constantly be asking her if she is alright and if anything hurts or if she feels discomfort
>would probably turn the whole situation slightly awkward
then again, intercourse just seems like such a distant, alien idea to me now.

>>39331746
>die
>molecules returned to earth
>penis turns into corn
>some hottie slobs my cob
we'll all get there

>>39331746
>first time
>having one

>>39331746
>some foreplay for a while as I keep stalling
>finally put penis in vagina
>cum in 10 seconds

>>39333819
At least you'll know if you're doing something wrong, like hitting her cervix or something else terribly unpleasant. just don't overdo the asking, it probably gets annoying

>I can't find vagina hole
>she laughs at me
>cum in 1 minute

Getting depressed just thinking about it

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If I put some effort into it, something like this I image. I'm 6ft tall and barely a have a 5 inch penis.