ITT: we write a generic greentext story one line at a time. >be me

>And I died.

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>it was a hologram
oregano

>and then in hell

>>39332131
why did he have to go full autismo instead just finishing his game correctly?

>a ghost broke out

>autism.exe

a 10/10 qt ghost

>writing a greentext story without meme arrows

>>39332189
the game is shit regardless

>>39332263
>decides to ask me "why aren't you more like satan? satan is way hotter than you"

>satan walks up

>i feel his big red goat bulge nearing

>2 years worth of semen

>never NUT so fast in my entire life

>be at school now

>shit my pants first thing in the morning

>>39333290
>go to school anyways

>the smell permeates the entire class

>the teacher asks me to come to the front of the class

>it's odor inspection day

>>39334971
>one by one, the teacher calls on the girls to come up to the class and put their ass in my face

>"Okay, [girls name here] you know what to do"

>Suddenly with the force of a dozen atomic bombs comes a wave of BRAAAAAAPs

>the odor inspection carries on and my legs are weak and doused in precum

>>39335363
>mfw I'm AnimatedJames

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>>39335452
that isn't the fag behind the hayley flowers tumblr page is he

>>39335452
>mfw she forgot to wipe

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>>39335452
w-we don't speak his name

not even ironically

>>39332131
>and that man's name was albert einstein.

>he was a smart and charming man

>>39335699
But only because he had a huge

>>39336829
magic monocle