You're granted one of two options: 1 : If you decide it,

>>39416073
1 you fucking retard. After I get tired of sex I'll just kill myself.

>>39416073
1 of course

Sex is way more pleasurable than living in a sterile sexless middle class lifestyle

>>39416177
You can still normie out to sex though, the situation remains unchanged.

>>39416073
None of them.

But if I really have to pick one I would choose option 2, if the shelter is luxurious enough, I can keep living in my current home, I can move out if I ever get a gf and I can go back to the shelter whenever I need it. Otherwise I would pick option 1.

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Number 2 of course. Comfortable NEEThood is all I'd ever want. Just spend my time shitposting and get a part-time job if I really wanted to bother getting cash to buy some luxuries.

>>39416073

What if what I'm looking for is true, deep, passionate, genuine love? a true soulmate to bond with forever and love eternally?

The real option would be neither. Either that, or the ability to gain the traits I need to get my REAL wish.

>>39416073
2. I would live with my dogs. dogs > roasties

>>39416319
>What if what I'm looking for is true, deep, passionate, genuine love?
then you can have it
then you'll die

or you can have it
then you'll die internally cause she'll leave

2, in a heartbeat.

I've already accepted the reality that I'll be alone, I can cope with it.

>>39416073
option 2 senpai NEET is the way to go

>>39416354

No!

Fuck you and fuck this board! I refuse to give in to despair!

I WILL find someone I love, who loves me back just as hard! I REFUSE to give in!

>>39416073
>No girl will accept to live with you under these conditions
>under these conditions
Just use the free shit until you're ready for a relationship and start paying.

>>39416073
How good is the stuff in 2? Because if I can keep my present lifestyle, and just use my money for nice things, for sure that.

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>>39416073
2 obviously
>No girls
Silly anon, what do you think traps are for?

>>39416563
This. Literally nothing stopping you from just taking 2 and using it as a stepping stone/backup while you work your way to a mansion. Without the costs of utilities, housing, and food you're basically making pure profit while working.

2 for sure
If 1 lasted for the rest of my life then this would actually be tough but virgin for life with essential resources reliably covered sounds great to me

>>39416073

I already have the second one since I'm a NEET on the 'tismbux, so this is a no-brainer

If I could choose neither, I would. But if I have to choose one of them, I'd choose 2 for sure.

>>39416197
im a 29 khv

i wont birmie out

>>39416418
Real romantic love doesn't exist, you will find it true if you look into your heart.

>>39416879

I'm not going to be dragged back into this darkness. I have to escape this board. I have to escape those like you. I vow to never let any of you fuck my life even further ever again

>>39416073
2 duh, dumb poon hounds thinking after you have sex everything is downhill form there

>>39416073
2 obviously. I don't wanna live with a girl anyways. I'd get a job and all of my money would be for leisure so I'd be taking girls out on fun dates and banging them but never living with them. /fin

>>39416418
>those exclamation points
>talks oh true love and eternaty

sir. put your hands behind your back /r9k/ i'm taking you /offthisboard/

by the way if you want eternal love just fallow the ways of Buddhism where you are single and peaceful

>>39416953

I've been on this board for a long time anon. Thank you for escorting me out; It's about fucking time.

Fuck Buddhism Vipassana don't real

sex is incredibly overrated

option 2 is incredibly good, also you didnt say that 2 means celebacy, which means i can still hook up

in all seriousness though ive worked so hard since i was 12 years old (t. poor family) and all ive ever wanted in life is to relax and enjoy a comfortable life and not have to work 12+ hours a day 7 days a week just to get by

>>39416660
True

Who gives a fuck if its a (((woman))) or not, dont fall for the vaginal jew robots

>>39416073
1 in my circumstance.I was already planning to kill myself so might as well fuck some slut before i do it.