>"Hey guys, it's yo boy" >jump cut >"It's

>overly dramatic bumper that was obviously outsourced
>generic tasteless modern normie music blaring
>WHAAAAAAAATSUP GUYS

>>39416346
I should have added more Ws. It's more like
>WWWWWWWWWWHUTSUP GUYS
>one hand placed in the other hand and being lifted

>>39416394
The palms are always facing up.

>channel called something like "AdjectiveNounProductions"
>only uploads clips of TV shows
>has babby's first after effects video as the into to every video with some loud, unlistenable music blaring
>clip you actually looked for is terrible quality or cuts off at the wrong moment
>"NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL IT REALLY HELPS ME OUT"

>how to X
>LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>first you'll need a program called winrar
>link in the description below
>at the end you realize the whole thing was literally a recording of text being entered in notepad.exe

>BEATnigganiggaBEATBEATBUHBEATniggganigganiggaBEATBEATBUhbe....
>WWWWWWWWWWWWWHTS UP GUYS
>YA BOY @CHADTHUNDERCOCK HERE COMING AT YOU WITH A NEW VI
>hey guys I'ma be real wit u for a sec, ad money down so make sure to hit that bell, sub and like haha
>SO TODAY WERE GOING TO BE SUMMONING A FUCKING. DEMON. FIDGET SPINNER *zoom in* *silly expression*
>HAHA NO WERE GOING TO WATCH MEMES

>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD MORNIN LOGANG WHUS POPPIN???? *DABS*

>>39416178
>Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape.mp4
>*opens notepad document*
>today iwlllsho-
>*backspaces everything to fix errors*
>today i will show you how to download free downloader virus

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>>39416178
>alright so BASICALLY he was LITERALLY ACTUALLY

>>39416178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVOkSzDc7qY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6seIQ8rLp8

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>>39416178
>jump cut
>dead

>>39416667
>windows xp with rocket dock and a custom theme

>>39417084
that's unbearable. couldn't last 30 seconds

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-iRhcEVYtI
>no cringe intro
>no jump cuts
Why can't all youtubers be so pure?

>Hey Forum!

>>39417622
It's basically the same thing over and over with slightly different video clips, it's almost impressive.

>bullshit intro with pop music
>CSGO surf gameplay
>" What's up guys it's *insert funny meme name* here hahaah no just kidding it's actually me"

>>39418293
I meant unfunny meme name

>YO WHATSUP YOUTUBE
>IN THIS VIDEO I'LL BE GIVING AWAY 10 FREE _____
>ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE BROSKIS

>watching vloggers
The only people i watch on YT are car vidya channels, tech channels, and some dudes who go to tractor pull events to film them (and dont add any shit commentary or vidya bangle bling)

>>39418313
>IF YOU LIKE THE VIDEO YOU'LL WIN *insert prize that seems impractical for you to win for liking a video* HAHA JUST KIDDING BUT THANKS FIR WATCHING ANYWAY

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>Trend list is nothing but normie shit
>corporate shit take priority over smaller channels in spotlights
>unskipable 30 second ads unless you have adblock on
>left leaning propaganda
>(((censors))) everywhere
>Youtubers that re-upload shit from tv call themselves """creators"""
>DONATE TO MY PATREON
>SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON


Are there any good alternatives to Youtube? I'm fucking done with these kikes.

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>>39416178
Well maybe if you faggots didnt hate fucking everyone that isnt an obnoxious faggot, and make global rules on every fucking website and thing ever made that we aren't allowed to advertise stuff and downvote our shit when we tried to share it with you, then maybe you wouldnt have let 12 year olds decide the fucking metric of what is recommended and promoted in the algorithms.

So go fuck yourself.
This is the future YOU made.
Now sit in it and enjoy it you fucking niggers.

Also its only going to get worse now that a gigantic wave of SOCIAL JUSTICE BANHAMMER has taken over all social media and popular thought.

You think its bad now?
You just fucking wait until the ADL gets started shitting all over everything.

>>39418529
you sound butthurt you got banned for viraling your videos here and on reddit

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>trying to find a vidya playthrough that doesn't have some obnoxious faggot talking the entire time attempting to be funny

>>39418458
>>unskipable 30 second ads unless you have adblock on
It might just be me, but if i have ublock on, sometimes the video just wont fucking load after the first few seconds. I have stable as fuck decent internet, so its not a connection issue either.

9:11 "nice dick, nigga"
edit: lol so many likes xD

>>39418549
no.
Its what you guys are bitching about.
Yet you are the source of the problem.

Youre the ones limiting your own voice while youtube is encouraging others to have a voice. Others being 12 year olds.

So if youre silencing your own voice and bitching about it, I dont know what to fucking tell you.

TLDR
>I DON'T LIKE OTHER'S CHOICES BUT THEY NEED TO PICK FOR ME! I DONT DESERVE INDEPENDENT THOUGHT DADDY REEEEEEEEEE

Why dont you understand?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5HJ-YUZpfE

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>"reaction" video
>disproportionately and obnoxiously long intro compared to actual content
>doesn't even show the original content, just a face cam
>acting

>>39418779
he seems really genuine so the jump cuts don't really bother me

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>>39418752
Original salt

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>>39418878
well im sure another 10 years of bitching about 12 year olds choosing your content will help change things.

>streamer
>overly complicated, distracting overlay
>their face takes up 1/8th the screen
>bit cup takes up another 1/16th
>random sound effects and/or emojis
>they only interact with chat when someone subs or donates
>female streamers in general

Too many youtubers put their "ego" out there. with pretentious catchphrases and shoutouts to their "fans" when they are really just jerking themselves off

I just got into making youtube videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMK4dSiTPIY

any ideas/advice?

>>39419290
nice video i liked it