>be me >go up to qt white pale brunette >ask her if

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Can you not control your autism in public?

you should have told her you wanted to put your peener in her virginer. that's a smoother pick up line.

>>39415888
I can't sometimes, it's what popped up in my head, and it's the thought I got when looking at her. She has nice genes, I want to fuck her

Jesus m8

>>39415778
Good going OP

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>>39415999
Can't you just think before you speak though? Think what a normie would want to hear and say that.

>>39416386
It's hard to do that when speaking to a very attractive woman

I get nervous and just start speaking my mind or saying dumb shit I don't think about.

>>39416545
Don't speak to attractive women then. Ez pz

>>39416762
This is the answer that I would go with as well. Keep it strictly business until you can get comfortable with them.

>>39415778
When she said I'm not wearing jeans you should have just winked and walked away with a knowing look.

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>>39415778

>tell her I mean genetics

Listen up here, Boy-o. I dunno what kinda Logan's Run-ass 70's Dystopian movie you crawled out from, but I cannot think of any reason why liking one's genetics should ever come up in small conversation.

I understand, finding the right words about chicks whose attractiveness create an exclusion zone of insecurity spanning for at least 2 yards around her, but...

Y'know, usually it's a misplaced comment on a physical feature, delivered awkwardly.

You, my dude, have transcended that. Of all things: hair, shirt, etc- you went right for 9th Grade biology. I'm not mad, just very impressed.

>>39415778

>nice genes
>brunette
If you're not blonde and blue you can fuck off

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>>39415778
Please keep your retail job. You desperately need the social skills.

>>39418187
Have you even dated an actual blonde? 9.5/10 of them are whores
See OPs pic? That's funny granger and she is probably the hottest girl to be flashing her asshole on camera these days. Granted the brunette girl that OP talked to looked nothing like that I am sure

>>39418336
let's see that asshole, originale

>>39415778
>>39418158
i hope to top this guy:
>one time drunk
>super hot blonde german girl is saying something but its kind of boring
>i shush her but it turns into a long shush where im basically going SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and glaring at her
>not lighthearted at all but everyone ignores it and moves on
I am not sure if anyone really noticed me do it because it didnt come up but the girl was scared of me after that

>>39418487
I didn't notice my typo.. it's kimmy granger OPs girl she is tight as fuck

>>39418546
uhm, okay? Post her anus though.

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>>39415778
>I'm not wearing jeans

>>39416808
But then you're eternally blocked off. Friendzone is the most you can achieve.
I'm trying my luck with a qt through basic, relevant conversation, but if I do it too much, I'll just come off as an autist.
I may have scared her away already, as after I finished asking a question today, she just walked off.
>tfw

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>>39418561
...origami asshole..

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>>39415778
Jesus fucking Christ. Save some pussy for the rest of us.

>>39415778
man at least i have some sort of self control that i wouldn't spill my autism in front of a normie.