Do you robots actually want a mommy girlfriend? I know it seems

>>39416133
a mommy gf wouldn't put an iron to her baby bf ;_;

>>39416133
Manchildren want enablers.

>>39416143
Gotta iron shirts somehow and what better way to get the creases in the right places.

im so desperate for a mommy gf how do i contact u my fine mistress

>>39416143
A dominant one would.
>>39416151
It seems so comfy being able to take care of a full-grown boy, better than his mom could've.

I want a mommy gf because I have a babyface and older women are the only ones ever attracted to me.

>>39416186
What are you like? Tell me about yourself.

>>39416217
im a dumb 18 yr old neet whos been neet since 16 and im rly suicidal i have no friends and no social life and NEED A MOMMY GF!!!

>>39416250
Maybe because you're young, I can take you in. Two questions: Would you be able to move in with me? And what platform can I talk to you on?

>>39416328
yes, discord ily mommy

>>39416328
>tfw old gross 25 year old neet that wants mommy gf
never gonna make it ;_;

>>39416347
Good, good. Add me there then, taylor#7444. Don't keep me waiting.

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I fantasize about mommy gf all day long >w<

IM 13 BUT MY MIND IS OLD COOL?

>>39416250
>neet since 16
Do you know what NEET even means? I agree, though, you are dumb.

>>39416435
He could be a school dropout, doofus. Don't be mean to my friend.

>>39416435
yes i dropped out of school ;(

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>>39416328
This is a man. OP didn't even say they were a mommy gf.

>>39416450
I didn't feel like I had to spell it out...

>>39416133
closely related but, femdom and yandere girlfriends seem to be the only kind of girl that could actually date me. I'll never find anyone worthy, and want people to wnat me more than I want them. So a girl pursuing me, putting all the effort into maintaining the relationship, claiming me as basically her property and forcing me to submit to her relationship (all of which are traits that I hate as I figured out when Rise tried it in persona 4) seems to be the only way I will get a relationship that could force me to catch up on what I've been missing.

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My mom is fat and ugly to be honest. Everytime i try to fantasize about a mommy gf i always remember my real mom and i feel stupid and pathetic. Ho do you stop this? How can i fantasize about having a mommy gf without thinking in my real mom?

>>39416463
Holy fuck, you're perfect for me. I dropped contact above. Please.

>>39416462
OK, so why do you want to coddle a full grown man who will never support you? What went wrong in your life?

>>39416486
you know nothing about me. I don't do online relationships.

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>>39416133
Mommy gfs are really amazing.. hard to explain. Mix it with femdom fetishes and you have the perfect I'm going to punish you then cuddle and nurture you

>>39416517
You couldn't try? Maybe we live near eachother?

>>39416548
I live in Florida. And I've never used discord.

>>39416574
You couldn't make one for me? Please?

>>39416133
i want a mommy gf to put me in diapers and cute baby clothes so i can be cute for her

;__________;

>>39416589
You didn't answer if that was close to where you live. If you aren't even in Florida I refuse to consider the matter any further.

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>>39416574
>>39416589
Sounds sketchy or try hard. Beware anon might be a prank bro

>>39416612
I am very wary anon, thank you for your input.

This board is full of losers with no hope in life. We want relationships, but are not fit for them. It's a dream for most of us to have an older gf who will do all the work.

>>39416644
Are you too scared to take a chance? How come you aren't really actively pursuing a mommy girlfriend like you guys post about?

I must be a girl because I don't know what I want. Call it fragile masculinity but I want to be alpha and shit on the outside and gf to be demure and proper, a real lady. Then when we get home I want her to be sweet and nurturing. I'll put up the facade in front of friends and family, it might be petty but I always want to be group leader at work even though it means extra work. It gets tiring to have so much on my plate though. I just want someone to take care of me for a change. I'm pretty generous when people shirk or give shitty contributions and will tell them specifics on how to revise. If I had to oversee how everything is done on the domestic side I might as well not even have a gf aside from the sex. A not retarded girl would be acceptable, but mommygf sounds like she would cook, cuddle me, and anticipate what I want before even I realize I want it. Mommygf also makes sense as a framework for my adult breastfeeding kink. No diapers or other weird s&m shit, it's like cuddling++, really intimate like.

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Oh mommy gf means older?? I thought it was just the attitude and nature. Cuz mine is younger

>>39416693
Nah it's mostly about the attitude, at least personally
Age doesn't really mean shit

>>39416681
>Are you too scared to take a chance?
There are no chances to take; I am invisible to the world.
>How come you aren't really actively pursuing a mommy girlfriend like you guys post about?
Because they're unicorns and when you have no self-esteem you don't pursue anything.

>>39416133

I want a sister gf not mommy

>>39416719
This. I would love a Flat chested really short mommy gf that is younger than me to boss me around and tell me i am a good boy.

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>>39416719
She was trial and error I "tainted" a few girls with my kink and it didn't stick. It finally did with this last one but she didn't lose her submissive care taker nature...which is perfect

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>>39416780
what if this anime were your life?

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everybody in this thread including me wants something like this right?

>>39416789
sounds nice, my kink is kind of like a lifestyle kind of thing but also creepy even though I wouldn't want to be in an adult baby/mommy dynamic 24/7 but that's too weird for most people not already posting on specific places

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>>39416133
I don't really want a mommy gf, but I miss my mom. I like girls that look like my mom did. I feel lonely and isolated in my day to day. I wish someone else liked my cooking. I wish someone wouldn't use me for a joke and then leave me.
But I'm kind of a deadweight, and it kills me to make someone carry me, even for just a little.

>>39416866
You sound like a complete fucking normie. Get out of this thread.

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>>39416844
I usually don't even try to be real in most threads on here, just post in ones that no one cares about but this is surprisingly mellow. Here is my mommy gf before she became a real mommy. Censored for our safety

Who else wants a mommy gf but wants to work/be successful too?

It is selfish and stupid to expect ones gf to do all of the work.

>>39416822
I would be really happy, she is perfect for me. I am just a naive boy that loves to be well behaved and do what it's told while being pampered. I feel like a mommy gf is the only way i would be comfortable and safe with someone else.

>>39416908
oh i've seen this picture before, I remember you posting it
berry nice anon hope you two have a happy life 2gether

>>39416915
I'd want to be mommy's little boy first and be supported and be moderately successful with her help, that's like dream life levels

>>39416915
You just want a normal gf because you are a normie yourself.
>It is selfish and stupid to expect ones gf to do all of the work
Laugh at the wagie who has convinced himself it is good to be enslaved.

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>>39416133
Women are acting less like mothers and more like children, and those women shit on robots the hardest, so robots deeply desire the rare women at the opposite extreme who would alleviate that (in theory).

>tfw post my discord as a mommy gf and no one adds me

Makes me believe you guys don't actually want what you say you want.

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>>39416133
>tfw this actually happened to you IRL when you were younger

>>39416980
Isn't it hot? Do you fap to it now? God knows I would.

>>39416963
I was thinking of adding you but i didn't think you'd like my kinks based on what you posted

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>>39416942
Yeah it's cuz I have it on my phone and I'm grateful for it cuz I lost it at one point (used to be over a meg resolution) but it was the perfect mix of eyes and lighting and everything but also the perfect amount of not revealing since half the pics were for the modeling agency to brag about their tech and half was for me to savor and a few were kinda in between

>>39416963
You still have not proven you're not a LARPing neckbeard.

>>39416993
It sucked and I have a iron-shaped scar on my chest on my left side. It tends to freak out bitches at first or if I spin it like it was some weird war wound in Iraq their pussies go wet. So eh.

>>39416963
you never answered me here >>39416609
At least tell me I'm right about us being too distant so I can stop monitoring the thread.

>>39417011
I'm not going to throw definite proof on here. Feel free to add me on Discord and I'll provide whatever you want.

>>39417018
I'm in the USA. Not Florida. Sorry. You can go, I guess.

>>39417026
I don't even understand why discord became popular on this board? like what even is it? It's like password protected group video conference call thing like skype or omegle right?

>>39417052
well I might as well ask now, what do you think about MD/LB and diapers and all that stuff

>>39417026
Are you the chocolate mommy gf I've seen post a couple times?

>>39417052
Thank you for finally answering. hope you find someone. Imma go do homework

>>39417068
It's social media (text and voice chat) for failed normies and weeaboos.

>>39417076
I won't admit to anything, but [spoilers]I'm open minded.[/spoiler]
>>39417089
No, I'm white.

>>39417110
Oh wow I can not use it then. I am not good at talking to people I can't see the faces of while hearing their voice like in drive thrus and phone calls.

>>39417026
Answer some questions then.
>age?
>height/weight?
>race?
>location?
>why do you want to be a mommy gf?

>>39417156
I don't feel comfortable answering them here. I'll answer them on Discord, if anything.

>>39417225
LARPer confirmed. No one will add you.

Im hitting on a girl that weighs 70 lbs

>>39417275
I can prove who I am on there if need be.

>>39417314
be my mommy gf then pls

>>39417324
Add me, let's see where things go.

How deep does the mommygf rabbit hole go?
What flavors of mommygf is there?
Is wanting a gf to take care of you and your regular domestic goings on wanting a mommygf, or a maidgf, or just a traditional gf?
What seperates mommygf from maidgf or tradgf?

>>39417347
is this you? taylor#7444

if so, then I will add you

>>39417379
That would be me! :-) Open requests~

>do you robots actually want a mommy girlfriend
yeah but dominant

>why it's so appealing
it'd be nice to have someone care

tfw no mommy gf and still 18
kms

>>39417379
>>39417379
DON'T FUCKING ADD THEM ISSA SCAM

>mommy gf becomes LG gf and can't go back even just for a night

>>39417812
>18
Oh, fuck off. Your shit isn't even brown yet.

>>39417891
no im old im gonna die

>>39417891
Big man here, huh? The little boys are always cuter, weirdo.
>>39417812
Don't listen to who replied. He's just projecting or something.

>>39418030
No one's falling for your scam, fatty.

>>39418030
t-thanks haha

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Sadist gf is better than that weak ass mothering shit.

for me its because not once have I had a mother (biological or otherwise) so I just want to see what it would be like

>>39416133
Considering a lot of us were neglected by our parents it is no surprise we long for affection from someone who would treat us with care and love.

>>39418181
John? Is this you? This is Rosie your Mommy from the Clinic in Bolivia. We love you and await your return. Father is not pleased.

>>39418173
have you read sadistic beauty?

>>39416133
I'd rather have a gf like the one in your pic, OP

Not really, i didnt get along well with my mom. Then again id totally go for the GR15 sun princess, who seems pretty fucking motherly and is thousands of years old.

more mommy gf hentai pls

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>>39418262
Yes. The male lead cries too much, but still enjoyable.
>>39418264
My compatriot

>>39418330
It's good. I'm only about 8 chapters in but it's the perfect relationship.

>>39416133
No actually. I would find any girl like that rather boring because I myself like to cook and clean. I would simply be unhappy in any relationship where I was not the primary homemaker. And because I always get responses along this line no I don't mean being a stay at home husband. I'm 100% down to work full time and come home and clean and cook. In fact I prefer it because its like meditation to me. There is a simple joy to starting a task turning off your mind and finishing it.

In fact I want a girl like in your picture. A girl that is on the demanding side and wants me to do things for her / do things to me. I am also a masochist so I enjoy it when that doing something to me results in pain. A mommy gf would try her best to never hurt me which is boring to me.

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Mommy gf is degenerate ddlg gf is way hotter and easily obtainable. Then if need be you convince her she should be a switch boom now you have both

>>39416133
For me it's less about the mother fetish (yuck) than it is the comfy idea of gentle femdom. For me, a mommy gf would be the ideal for multiple reasons. For one, i'm spergy and will focus on certain things for extended periods of time and unconsciously regret others; having someone to force me into doing things like exercising and reading would be great. Second, a relationship would be hard for me to maintain since i'm not really interested in sex and probably wouldn't try to initiate it very much; it'd be much better to have a gf who's confident enough to initiate something herself because odd are the thought won't cross my mind.
damn that was weird to read back over

I'm a submissive beta bitch so I want a gf that I can basically be the house husband for. I'd cook and do laundry and shit and the she'd come home and fuck my ass with a strapon.