>dad found the diarrhea dispenser

>sister found the semen suppository

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>>39415857
>Nana found the nuclear nematodes

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>>39415857
>great aunt found the AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>babysitter baked the baby batter

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>>39415857
>dad found the twinkie zylaphone.

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>>39415857
>Coach found the crane coffin

>mr. goldstein found my nuclear fusion reactor

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>Daddyo found the Death Desire

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>Jermichael Finley found the jizzle jazzle

>>39415857
Nothing like my failed robot gf, 3 months and she says this drunk she knew I didnt have a dick that big

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

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>curious george found the curious gourd

>Christopher Columbus founded America in 1492

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>friedrich nietzsche discovered the collosal cum catcher

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>my wife's son found the cum-crusted cornucopia

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>coworker found the cum condominium

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>Roommate researched the rectum relocator

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Mother uncovered the scooba soothers

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>>39415857
>dad found the dick sandwich ingredients

>John Galt found the collectivist cage

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>>39417920
>Jermain Gresham found the cum contraption

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>aardvark ate the anal ants
Now I can't masturbate until I train a new set of them.