>"Hey sleepy head, do you plan on getting out of bed

how is walking not the most autismal hobby ahaha don't walk too fast or you might get overstimulated

>tfw no tired, sleepy gf

>>36287136
You can only truly value a thing after having lost it. That is the final level of appreciation, deprivation

>>36287136
>>what are you making? Is it good? It kinda smells like waffles. I hate waffles.
>>pancakes are good. If I don't like it you can eat by yourself
>>thanks for asking. I'll get up in 10 min ok?

>>36287136
>It couldn't have stopped raining since we got in last night.
What the fuck does that mean?

>>36287620
>That is the final level of appreciation, deprivation
jesus, this just hit me really hard

>>36287136
you want to go walking in the rain? Did you get dropped on your head when you were a baby? How are you going to stay warm when you get soaked through once we've been walking for 20 minutes? that's how you get hypothermia

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>"Hey, you're not sleeping. Is anything up? You can turn the light on if you want, I won't mind. Me? I guess I'm just not that tired either. Do you want to talk for a little bit? Yeah? Ok wait, I'll go make some hot chocolate and then be right back. What's that? Oh yeah, I'm actually going to secretly sneak out and disappear! I'll be right back okay, I promise!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9lIsU7VT-Y ]

>>36287136
Anon, I didn't feel like killing myself this morning, why did you do this?

>>36287136
haha she looks just like my ex

fuck you for reminding me

>>36288343
Pretty nice song, anon. Is this the guy from casiotone for the painfully alone? Sounds like him

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>>36287136
>>36288343
These threads are my weakness.

These threads cant be healthy

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>>36287136
HELLLLLL YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

original

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I don't enjoy seeing these threads every day anon, please stop posting these.

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>"It don't matter if we ain't got much money Anon. It don't matter a bit. We're both healthy, ain't we? And what's more we got each other. That's all that counts. I'm willing to lose everything I got so long as I don't lose you as well. Tomorrow's gonna be another day Anon. Who knows when our luck'll change? Long as we keep working hard and trying to get by I'll be thankful each and every morning that it's you who I wake up next to and that it's me who you've chosen to love."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubKUP8c0FHE ]

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>>36287136
>>36288343
Who the fuck are you and what did you do to my wife

>>36287136
hwat

is this gay improv

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>>36288343
>>36287136
really ?
originar

>>36287136
>franchesca
where did this person post for you to find their name?

>>36287157
From a guys perspective it might
Woman seems to like it for some reason

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>"Guess who! No peaking! Dang it, how did you guess? Hey, I just found out I have tomorrow off. If memory serves me well I think a certain Anon has the day off tomorrow too. If that's right I wonder if Anon would like to join me on a ride to the coast for a picnic and a day of fun and relaxation? Oh he would? Fantastic! I'll go blow the dust off my bathing suit then!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7x1lXVebfM ]

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I've given up entirely on finding companionship is this shithole world. So why do I still feel physically hurt at the sight of these threads.

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>>36289890
Man, if only.

I'm just a 23 year old guy who lost his job and it feels like at this age, that's the most important thing to every girl I meet. They always ask what I do for a living in order to get a sense of whether I make enough to be worth their time.

What I'd give just to have somebody who loves me for who I am.

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>"I guess none of us ended up where we thought we'd be as kids. I know I haven't! I always thought I'd leave this town and make a name for myself someplace, you know. I figure I'd have it all sorted out by this age, or at least a little of it sorted out! Oh well, I'm getting there. We both are. Thanks for helping me become the person I want to be Anon. I love you more than I can possible explain."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr58WHo2ndM ]

>>36287136
k then.

but what about dark souls 3?

>>36287620
>That is the final level of appreciation, deprivation

Are we in anime now?

>ware ware no unmei da

You can tell someone is a newfag if they have never seen these threads before

>>36287136
this doesn't exist hahahaha

kill u r self

>>36293121
I think you missed the point of these threads

hahahaha retard

>>36293166
dubs confirm you're a dumbie

shut up loser!

>>36292036
because you have not properly given up hope

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>tfw just filled with sad, bitter anger and nothing is enjoyable anymore
>used to love rain and moody skies/sunset but now I feel nothing but contempt for the people who share my feelings on it or make stupid monologues like in the OP
>completely misanthropic as much as I tried to deny it and say I wanted to make friends
>cannot connect with people for the life of me

How do I get rid of this edge? Is it just because I'm a failure that's envious of everyone else? Probably.

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>"Do you like spending time with me Anon? Really? I won't be offended if you don't. It's just I know you like your company, sometimes I feel like I'm sort of being clingy or just distracting you or something. Well I'm glad you like having me around, because I really appreciate having someone like you in my life Anon. Oh I don't know, just somebody I can relate to I suppose. I feel like we make a good team. Don't you?"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiP3tyPzzFg ]

>>36289867
darling? is that you?

You have no idea how women speak, do you?

>>36287136
>Can I see your ID again?

>>36293323
Fuck off, she looks like a whore

I lay my hand loosely behind my back, and push my butt back a bit towards him. Im hoping for a sign. I want to just lay my hand on him and feel for his hard on. It feels like there is tension in the air, everyone is too still, breathing too steady. But I cant be sure. He shifts his body slightly. I can just feel his jeans over his thigh on my fingertips. I move them slightly. Firm flesh under clothes. I make small movements. No reaction. Im pretty sure hes awake. I move a little higher up, terrified to put enough pressure on his inner thigh to be registered. Maybe, maybe not. Then the sound of clothes moving rubbing, theres a hand against my arm. Small movements. Small enough to deny, to rely on them being ignored to avoid a potential awkward reality. But a little more pressure meets with a little more pressure. Yes! A primitive signalling system for saying lets touch each others bodies. He moves and I feel his hand cup my butt. I can feel his hands, close to the top of my thigh, a finger straying towards the stop where my ass and thighs open up to reveal my pussy. Now a new question arises in my head. Does my BF know this guys hand is on my ass? That Im moving my hand up his jeans and undoing the top button?

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>>36293670
>Does my BF know this guys hand is on my ass?

Why'd you have to ruin it.

>>36293875
Its what happened

>>36287157
U surr as hell deserve some keks

>>36287136
the OP premise wasn't great so i didn't read the rest of them but good song of course. i'll write something for myself while listening

>it's raining out, you wanna just stay in? i'll paint and you can play the piano and maybe we'll open up a bottle of wine mid afternoon and talk about life.. it sounds stupid but I'd been alone so long, it's nice just to have someone to talk to on days like this... just staying in together makes me think I'll never be alone again. together

the song ended, was in mid sentence but I'm ok with letting it stop there. interesting exercise, useful to me

Are you guys really getting feels from this?

Embrace the robot life and you will know what true happiness is.