/britfeel/ the Queen's English edition

First for Hot Cross buns

Mannyong

Third for greetings from poland

Yobasehyo?

>>36286895

Fair enough lad, if anyone wants to discuss Chinese, there is a thread for it

>>36286742

First for getting pissed in spoons shortly by myself to be honest.

>>36286908
HATE CURRANTS AND SULTANAS

>>36286924

reckon it will be busy out tonight? i know its saturday but its between good friday and easter sunday so im hoping not alot of people will turn out, fancy a few lonesome pints myself later on

DIEU ET MON DROIT

>>36286945
It will be busy I think.

>>36286945
probably will be busy. it was busy everywhere yesterday.

>>36286945
Hard to say, normies might all be hung over today.

>>36286924
How can you be comfortable with drinking alone in a busy pub on a saturday night but not comfortable enough to have made some friends at some point in your life to have a drink with?

>>36286945

Bank holidays are always mental, it's why I quit bar work.
Well, one of the reasons anyway.

>>36286895
I don't know why you faggots keep posting this shit here. Go to /int/ or something of you want to post this crap. I'm looking forward to Germany taking a shit on you guys

i bought that "Holy Grail of Cum" recipe for a laugh.

See if it does anything when it gets here.

>>36286999
>I'm looking forward to Germany taking a shit on you guys
Yeah people have been looking forward to that for a 100 years. Sure they'll keep trying.

>>36286999
You're probably from Basingstoke or something and you're just fishing for (You)s.

>>36286999
fuck off ya bitter yank cunt

>>36287010
>Holy Grail of Cum
what's this then?

>>36286999
You'd have got a plethora of (You's) for the trips alone you heathen.

Going out drinking tonight. Hope i don't embarrass myself in front of all the normies

/yinggan/ is doing far better than /amerifeel/ ever did

Will burgers ever do anything right?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54

GET FUCKED WAYNE

>Decide I'm going to eat healthy today
>Start with porridge, an apple, banana, can of tuna
>All is well
>Mum offers me a tangfastic
>End up eating the whole bag, 2 dairy milk, 2 packets of crisps and finishing off a bag of tortilla chips

Fucked it up again

>>36287112
The bit where he goes REEEEEE makes me laugh every time.

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any other lads have an unhealthy relationship with food?

>friday night
>kill it at gym
>eat sausages, custard dougnuts, rice puddings, chocolate milk, steak pies, etc
>2500-3000 calories till im full and bloated as hell
>not eat anything for all of saturday and sunday
>eat like a normal person on monday

This happens every fucking week, if I weren't on steroids id surely be fucked up muscle/fatwise from this shit.

>>36287070

im going out tonight probably, normies will look down their nose at us no matter what we do

>>36287142
>if you unplugs the internet you're going to get a right beating

hahahaha.

>>36287156
food is my only real comfort in life, i have no will power or self control

put those together and you have a very unhealthy relationship with food

>tell my dad im gay
>he tells me im a disgrace to the family

wew thanks pops

>>36287200
He's not wrong.

Originally

>>36287195
This desu. Its pretty much the only thing I enjoy in life so eating healthy seems pretty pointless to me. A longer life with no good food isn't worth it.

>>36287216
fuck off you absolute idiot

>>36287192
ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER

>>36287195

i just go into a cycle of binging and starving and my feeling of well being depends entirely on weather i'm ripped from the starvation period or when I'm a little fluffy from all the insane amount of carbs, sugar and salt in such a short period of time.

I just look for any mmo I can spend my life onto, and cosplaying as well.

like 10 instances I had people want to take a picture with me on a small con, and that was with me browsing around the dealer halls/food court so I wasn't even whoring for it like those cunts gathering outside.

first time I felt good in a while, outside of people remaking how big my arms are on superdrol.

>>36287200

Were you hoping he'd be proud of his faggot son?

>>36287112
My girlfriend is going "Why are you enjoying listening to this so much? It's not normal, why do you think it's so funny?"

>>36287200
>not telling your mum and hiding it forever from your dad

baka desu

>>36287200
Thats awful lad. How old are you?

>>36287200
"hey dad the family bloodline is going to die with me"

>>36287248
a part of me feels sorry for him. he is clearly autistic and cant help what he is doing.

still funny though

>>36286992
>How can you be comfortable with drinking alone in a busy pub on a saturday night

'Spoons is not just any old pub lad, it's a pub any man can go to alone and feel comfortable regardless.There's nothing wrong with going to the pub alone and there's more chance of meeting girls because you're not tied up with anyone else.

>but not comfortable enough to have made some friends at some point in your life to have a drink with?

I have a couple of friends but they're working, it's not a case of being comfortable with asking people to be my mate, I'm just very selective of who I am friends with.

>>36287200
>be a robot
>already be a disappointment to otosan
>be a special snowflake faggot
>insist on telling otosan and disappointing him even further
>acting surprised when otosan loses what little faith he has left because of a self centered decision by his faggot son that has caused him nothing but misery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVIwepliNeo

>>36287263
women often have a difference sense of humor. maybe its because she doesent understand how it reflects the r9k community t

>>36287200
Your father is only partially correct, you are indeed a disgrace to his family, but you're also a disgusting pervert.

>>36287296
Yeah if I was going to drink alone in a pub it would definitely be a spoons. I have dropped in alone for lunch several times. Not sure I'd be comfortable on a saturday night when it's packed though. Just imagining all the normies coming up and going "Hey mate can I take this chair, you're not using it are you?"

>>36287263
Tell her it's the same reason she enjoys watching Gogglebox and Benefits Street

>>36287336
>>36287310
>>36287279
The fuck is wrong with you retards?

>>36287341
FUCKING NORMIES POLITELY ASKING FOR CHAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

News from the colonies; Antifa and the Alt-Right are gonna have a big punch up in a field

>>36287355
How is the 3rd one not entirely accurate

>>36287200

look man, I'd like to have a girlfriend[boy] as much as the next person but

>pops tells you you're a disgrace

can't say I disagree with him.

>>36287371
>what are siblings?
Also most of the losers ITT arent going to have kids (including me). This isnt the place to REEEE about muh bloodline.

>>36287276
24, sick of living in denial and just wanted to get it out to remove the weight off my shoulders. clearly my dad wont ever accept that but such is life

Don't know why the gf is bugging me to bring her to nandos tonight, it's basically kfc for wankers.

>>36287353
Haha good point. We both enjoy shows like that.

>>36287263
It is fucking great isn't it.

Don't forget Louis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

>>36287397
Well you're old enough to know what you want. I'm not sure if any gay lads ITT can give you any advice about parents and unfortunately too many people here are /pol/tards.

I'm not gay but I can't say I have a problem with it.

A lot of the old blokes I've talked to down the pub are convinced everyone still hates gays like they did in the 50s but political correctness is stopping people from saying how much they hate them.

Don't know why they're so bothered about it desu.

>>36287445
Louis is good too but I feel sorry for him a lot more because his dad is being a dick to him, rather than him being a dick to everyone.

2 new FC's today
one's I've been pining for for a while too

>>36287475
problem is all the fucking prison faggots who just go gay because tfw no gf.

Absolute state.

>>36287395

I feel sorry for your dad, I really do.

>>36287551
how is it a problem? doesn't directly affect you does it?

Try to follow a lot of media people on twitter with diverse political opinions but it's kind of annoying really.

Left leaning people are really smug about everything and the conservatives are always banging on about Christianity.

Tim Montgomery and Tim Stanley say a lot of retarded shit for supposedly smart people. Why they keep banging on about the need for religion in an increasingly secularised society is beyond me.

>>36287560
>I feel sorry for your dad
kek why? He's chavscum and has 9 chavscum kids. His shitty bloodline will remain.

>>36287475

85%+ of gays are extremely obnoxious hate filled individuals

>>36287395
Oh, you're a whinging gay, not even a fun gay.

Your poor dad, let him know he can go for a pint with me any time if he wants to know what it's like to have a son who isn't a disappointment for an afternoon.

>>36287617
I'm not gay you utter cretin.

>>36287616
The gays I've known have been mean, catty people but I'm fairly sure they would've been like that even if they weren't gay.

>>36287617
you aint funny lad. you deffo love it up the bum and are just projecting about it. i know your type. like to bully gay people but secretly love to get a brown finger after work

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>>36287613
>political opinion from an e-celebrities

Just don't lad. Just stop.

>>36287617

His dad can have a pint from me too, the absolute state of the cretins in this thread sometimes. He should have kept his faggotry to himself

Who else /not a disappointment/ here?

>>36287709
you are only agreeing with him because you both want to bum each other.

surprised you never asked for a dick pick to check if he hasn't got the gay virus

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>>36287709
I'm not the gay lad I was just calling all the /pol/tards idiots

>>36287613
>Why they keep banging on about the need for religion in an increasingly secularised society is beyond me.

because islam will take over and destroy any sort of secular society

>>36287355
whaddaya mean pal?

just because i said ya shouldnt be an even bigger disappointment to ya fatha?

you chose to be gay so ya coulda chose to save him from the humiliation

>>36287739
If you aren't at least a bit of a disappointment you're probably in the wrong place

>>36287739
>not a disappointment
>spends his time on a Polynesian sandblasting forum filled with anime and traps
>not a disappointment though

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>tfw when no dana scully gf to sceptically investigate mysteries in the mid 90s with

>>36287742

You're wrong there m8, I've had my fair share of women over the years, so never fell down the prison gay path.

It's a good thing I'm not gay really. My dad always said he wouldn't mind if I was gay but I know he's lying and would actually be devastated.

Never thought this thread would be so hostile to a lad who likes a bit of knob action. Who the fuck cares?

>>36287802
Its probably just a couple of loud autists desu. Britfeel is gay as hell most of the time.

>>36287767
>spends his time on a Polynesian sandblasting forum

I just googled 'sandblasting walls' and now this, GCHQ is trying to troll me again.

But back to the matter, why would my parents be disappointed in me?

>>36287802

I'm his Dad and I'm very disappointed.

>>36287776
doesent mean you dont love a bit of cock on the side.

and how do you know he is prison gay? he is probably a real gay if he told his dad.

check yourself, kid.

>>36287776
>i-i like women and boobies honest ive never even thought about a strong man pounding my boipussy

>>36287802
around 2-3 weeks ago a lot of britpol users migrated here because the tripfags over there got too annoying for them

>>36287200
>dad constantly tells me when growing up if I'm gay he's kicking me out
>I'm not gay but wank to ladyboys
>constant paranoia he'll find out but it feels too good to stop

I really don't understand people who "come out" to their parents. What's the point?

Should I "come out" to my mum and dad as being into cock and ball torture?

No. It's none of their business and they'd quite rightly be disgusted. So why do so-called "gays" think it's acceptable to sit their parents down and tell them "Mum, Dad, I am sexually attracted to other men and enjoy doing all of the disgusting stuff (licking arses, eating shit etc.) that entails."

I'd rather kill myself than tell my mum that I want to eat another man's shit.

>>36287826

Poofs can go to reddit or /lgbt/

>>36287833
So in order to not disappoint your parents all you need to do is not be gay? Sounds like they have low standards.

>>36287835
>>36287838

>I'll call him a closet fag, that'll show him!

>>36287845
>hey mum and dad I'm gay so if you're wondering what's going on when I'm in a relationship with a man just remember I'm gay
Have to tell them sometime.

>>36287845

Probably so their parents are not too shocked when they turn up with a bloke to dinner.

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That's tonight's din dins sorted

remember. if you dont like gays, you should fuck off and move to russia or north korea. gays are accepted in the uk and if you disagree, you should join the enemies

>>36287862

You implied they are disappointed in me, without giving reason other than the fact I browse 4chan, something they don't even know about.

>gays have to fit certain stereotypes instead of just being normal blokes who like a bit of dick

>>36287802
this desu, talking about disappointing their families when guaranteed the same posters shit talking are KHV who don't go outside

>>36287881
>tfw never brought one of my exs to my parents

the fact my parents will embarrass me kills it for me, I saw what they did to my brother and his gf and it was fucking torture. I've kept all my relationships a secret and probably will keep doing so

>>36287894
>the same posters shit talking are KHV who don't go outside

I go outside every single day, have a gf and a job. We're not all failures here

>>36287887
>other than the fact I browse 4chan
If you browse 4chan you're clearly not normal and have a weird or shit life in someway. Feel free to tell me you have 6 white kids ad make 74k a year but we both know you're fucked up in one way or another.

>>36287802
It's not the fact he's gay it's the fact he can't understand why his dad might be disappointed.

Dislike him for being a self-centered cunt

>>36287878
Do gays have real relationships? I thought they just had guys they bang and they all basically bang each other anyway.

>>36287881
>Mum, Dad, I eat another bloke's shit, and he eats my shit, but we're sick of that so can we come and eat some of your cooking instead?

Seems a bit disrespectful. Why not keep that part of your life separate?

>>36287894
>same posters shit talking are KHV who don't go outside
I have a job and I'm not a virgin, you're just projecting your stereotypes onto people so you can feel above them and not like a total disgusting degenerate

Must admit I'm enjoying the anti-faggotry direction this general has turned towards

>>36287933
his dad shouldent be disappointed though that is the point

>>36287933
>hey guys just told my dad I was gay and he was disappointed. Bit sad
>hurr well he should be disappointed you faggy faggot
>guys can you chill out for a second?
>wow what a self-centred cunt

>>36287916
>If you browse 4chan you're clearly not normal and have a weird or shit life in someway

No, I just like the interesting conversation on /pol/ and /britfeel/, I am a functioning individual, something that really isn't that hard to achieve.

>>36287935
>I eat another bloke's shit, and he eats my shit
what

>>36287894
it's his father who called him a disappointment, to which the poster complained.

if you're not prepared to lie to ya father so he can save face why should he lie to you personally

double standard entirely

but muh dad should love me unconditionally

doesnt change the impression of the family and outsiders

>>36287969
>I am a functioning individual
Job/wife/kids?

>>36287960

Of course his dad is going to be disappointed, I would be too if I had a son and it turned out he was a fag.

>>36287916
There are levels. I am definitely a weird guy but there isn't anything for my parents to be disappointed about. I know they used to be a bit worried about how much weed I smoke but I successfully channeled my weirdness into a lucrative creative career, and I'm in a steady relationship with a great woman, so there's really nothing to be disappointed about.

>>36287979
the point is it's not a big deal and not worth being disappointed over, anon shouldn't have to suffer for his dad being an ignorant prick

>>36287959
Yeah now we can be cool guys who are only unwanted by women.

>>36287960
>his dad shouldn't be disappointed his son fucks fat hairy blokes and eats cum out of their asshole

>>36287986

job/gf and 1 on the way, yeah.

>>36287998
>a lucrative creative career, and I'm in a steady relationship with a great woman
Normies GTFO

>>36287992
yeah because you're probably an insecure cunt. if he the type of gay that is extremely feminine, it is probably because his dad didnt raise him well enough

>>36288018
Ah cool I have a better job, a wife, and twins

>>36287978
That's how it works with gays.

>>36287916
So my parents are disappointed in me because I don't have kids and not making 74k per annum at 19? Think they're just proud I'm getting my degree and working towards a better than, more than most faggots ever achieve desu

>anon gets shamed by his dad for being gay
>gets called a disgrace
>some how this means anon is self centred

wew lads great logic, also gayanon fuck what your dad thinks hes probably just jealous

>>36288011
>i dont like something so i am going to hate everyone else that does

>>36288007
i highly doubt the onlything our sweet, pure, homosexual britanon friend overhea did was be homosexual

hes controlling the narrative to make it seem like he's some great guy who's disliked by his father purely because of the fact he's gay

you saying his father shouldn't be, doesn't change the fact he is - how open your father would be to it was entirely to the gaybot's knowledge.

his father has every right to feel disappointed to practice homosexuality is a choice

>>36288063
Yes that's a pretty normal outlook on life.
>don't like murder so I don't like every murderer

We don't like faggots outside of /b/

>>36288051
>first year uni virgin thinks he's hot shit
Wow we should crown you king of /britfeel/

>>36288052

>hes probably just jealous

or disgusted

>>36288085
>>don't like murder so I don't like every murderer

that is different though because i murderer is killing people

having bum fun isnt harming anyone

are you 15?

>>36288069
>homosexuality is a choice

dumb dumb go back to the dumb dumb farm please

>>36288052
he was called self centered for being unable to understand why his father feels the way he does

he didnt have to come out, but he did, he brought the conflict to his father - his father reacted with words - no physical infringement, didn't kick him out.

his father expressed how he felt - what's wrong with that?

>>36288095
>virgin

not sure why you all assume that about posters here kek

I hope gayanon ends up committing suicide

>>36288093
We dont like nazis outside /pol/

Imagine your son telling you he's a faggot

You just know he's going to on grindr every week sucking off random guys, or worse, being bummed

Could never say you was proud of him ever again

No, your son is not going to be that 1/100 who happens to be one of the non-degenerate gays

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>>36288093
Ay lad don't mind me just a delivery real quick

>>36288114
I'll definitely assume it about an edgy kid attacking gay lads

Is there anything more repulsive than a faggot?

>>36288108
I clearly said to practice it is a choice.

To practice, is to actively engage - aka the act of homosexual intercourse is what im specifically referring too

if you don't have agency over where you put your penis, then you shouldn't be the one calling other people dumb - especially not talking shit about farmers considering you can't control where you put your dick so I sincerely think that any sort of farm work would be disastrous for you

>>36288108
>people don't choose to be gay

You've never heard of furries and the prison-fags on 4chan have you?

>>36288127
>You just know he's going to on grindr every week sucking off random guys, or worse, being bummed

Or eating another man's shit. Letting some 50 year old queen shit out of his hairy arse into your son's young mouth.

It would turn my stomach.

>>36288127
I'd actually be disgusted, if my son turns out to be gay or a tranny I'm kicking him out, I'll give him some money to live off for a bit but I'm never talking to him again. Luckily I'm not retarded and going to teach my kid from birth that being a faggot is disgusting

>>36288140

There are literally billions of non-virgin homophobes.

>>36288159
Because no one who grew up in a homophobic family turned out to be gay.

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>>36288148
How is practicing homosexuality harmful?

>there's more anal videos than lesbian on pornhub

Why is it okay to stick it in a girls bum but not a boys?

>>36288160
Not on /r9k/ mate

>>36288176
It worked out fine for me and my siblings, and if he does turn out gay, I kick him out, win win

>>36288160
no dude, because there's that one repressed homophobe turns out to be gay, every homophobe's a closeted gay xDDDD

but we shouldn't be labelled, or called anything mean because we're unique, human, and absolutely nothing wrong with us!

>>36288159

I think this is pretty sensible, I'd probably give him about 3 grand, that would be enough for a couple of months rent for a flat, and a bit extra for emergencies, but then I'd never ever want to see his face again.

>>36288191
>It worked out fine for me and my siblings
Because most people arent gay you retard. Are you saying you'd be sucking dick if your dad didnt hate gays?

>>36288179
there isnt. they are just projecting their insecurities. no point in arguing with them, they are literally everything that is wrong with this planet.

>>36288176
Funny how a sizeable number of queers were raised in dysfunctional families without strong male role models.

>>36288204
Most likely, have you not seen the prisongays on this board? They just needed some discipline growing up

>>36288179
I never said it was harmful, I just said that you have agency - you chose to put your penis where you do. Not urges, the act itself.

To which I added, it is completely fine for a father to feel negatively about such.

>>36288190

well, there aren't billions on /r9k/ full stop.

I personally am a non-virgin homophobe, not sure why you think the day you first have sex homophobia instantly disappears.

>>36288219
You literally can't quality why you shouldn't, so why should he feel negatively?

you gonna quote muh bible?

britfeel lads like birds,

fags are not welcome here

>>36288225
isnt it virgins that peddle the importance of losing your virginity pham

all this talk about us projecting our insecurities while they screech about virgin homophobes

sending mixed signals huh

>>36288179
You have less chance of getting an std or aids from a woman than a man. Percentage wise, gays are riddled with disease. Doesn't matter anyway, because that's a strawman. The issue is faggotry, not faggotry sex

Being a faggot benefits literally no one. Least of all the faggots in question.

>>36288218
I'm on this board everyday and was raised by a single mother and I've never been tempted to put a cock in me. I agree some people are naturally weaker and need outside help though.

>>36288257
>isnt it virgins that peddle the importance of losing your virginity

no you retard, when I lost my virginity I got paraded by all my mates for finally becoming a man. it's just something people do, I'd say people on /r9k/ are the ones that act like it isn't important

>>36288038
Jesus christ you're so botty bothered over this.

Why did you expect a hugbox

>>36288240
I'm not religious, so quoting the bible wouldn't make any sense, considering 'muh bible' - I imagine you're not religious either so it wouldn't make any sense at all.

The son has agency, he can chose whether or not to practice homosexuality. Just because I don't mind, doesn't mean others don't feel negatively over it. I can't tell you about his father, I don't know him however, it's not unreasonable to assume that someone could express their negative feelings verbally in which case the father did.

The father didn't beat him, kick him out, send him to gay conversion therapy. Simply expressed how he felt.

>>36288225
My point is you're a uni kid who spending his weekend arguing about gays on the internet. I'm sure you're parents are set for a life of disappointment even if you dont suck a dick.

>>36288281
It's the weekend

all the faggots who are sleeping off their Friday night unprotected anal gay sex have time to post

>>36288281
of course im bothered. to think i live in the same country as people this retarded.

>>36288281

How are there people here seriously endorsing, shagging men up the arse?

Reminder the gay population among the homeless is so high because most people are like anons dad and will kick out their faggot children

>>36288268
>Being a faggot benefits literally no one.
who cares? Should people stop being gay because it makes you uncomfortable?

Why do people act like gays don't choose to be gay? Why do straight men go to prison and have gay sex? Surely they'd be disgusted by it if they didn't choose to be gay

>>36288277
For us, it's a story that pops up every now and then usually in a comical context, we never paraded each other around for it. It was seen as normal.

But hey, I'm the retard for having a different anecdotal experience.

>>36288311

I'm not in uni, I have my own house, support myself, my parents are proud of me.

>>36288277
>when I lost my virginity I got paraded by all my mates for finally becoming a man.
Sounds fucking gay

>>36288355
>I have my own house, support myself,
I have a mansion and support my dutiful wife and 6 kids.

180th for just woke up

>>36288370
Go back to bed lad, the thread is ruined by a drama queen.

>>36288347
there is a difference between being prison gay and actually gay. actual gay people are attracted to men the same way we are attracted to women

you cant be serious. you have to be baiting me right now lol.

>>36288382
>lol

no, you have to be gay to even have sex with a man

>>36288380
>by a drama queen.

the gay fella or the people moaning about gays?

>>36288382
They chose to perform gay sex.

Is that not the biggest indicator of being homosexual? To practice homosexuality?

If you can use emotion as a measure of sexuality, then you can use emotions to justify a negative reaction to a particular sexuality.

>Wank to trannies
>Worried I might be gay

This thread made me realise I fucking hate fags, thanks lads, helped me out a lot

>>36288382
Surely fucking a man because you're just horny is worse than doing it because you naturally desire to?

>>36288405
you're retarded lad

i would rather have gays here than someone as stupid as you

>>36288440
>wanking to a biological male
you're gay son

Sure is a lot of people in here that spend too much time thinking about what other people do in the bedroom.

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>>36286895
.
.
.
.
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>Faggot comes into the surgery
>Has been having unprotected sex for years
>Finally decided to take an AIDS test
>Wants me to give him the result
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>36288508
>anon brings it up
>h-haha but yeah it's your fault for thinking about it!

>>36288380
there's always drama lad, but thanks for the warning

this whole arguments about gays and the one yesterday about rape makes me realize why the rest of the world think we're retarded

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Really uncomfy climate of the thread right now.. Can't we all just get along?

>>36288541
Please waste some more of your life telling us why you hate something. I'm sure you'll convert us all to homophobes with your well-thought out reasoning.

>>36288596
its just one person being butthurt, it'll die down if you stop replying to him

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>Have a gf
>Not really into trap stuff but fap to gfur
>Hate IRL faggots

feels good man

>>36288612
yeah that fag is really annoying

>>36288637
would sooner be gay than a furfag

>>36288637
>fapping to gfur

you realise you are going into the gas chambers with the rest of the degenerates right?

>>36288664
why dont you join isis, move to north korea or russia?

>>36288715
The only thing they get right is hating fags

>>36288687

They probably enjoy being gassed, the sick fuckers.

>>36288637
>>Have a gf
Then fuck off. You never belonged here, samefagging norman

>>36288726
but surely if you're that right wing, you may as well go all the way?

why live in a liberal democracy if you hate the policies here.

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>>36288687
and yet I have a loving gf

sucks to be you faggot

Still not been to bed since I woke up around 20:00 last night

Who here /allnighterfeel/ and /alldayerfeel/

>>36288744
>having a gf means you should fuck off but it is acceptable to hate gays

>>36288759
>being proud of being a sick fuck

seriously how delusional can you be

>>36288756
I'm actually a leftie, I just hate fags. Just because I agree with one political allignments economic policies doesn't mean I have to agree with everything

>>36288815
I don't have a problem with gays, I just hate fags

>>36288840
gays are fags, i bet youre the kind of retard who says "there are black people and niggers"

>>36286924
why don't you just get a tepid 4 pack of Carling, order a pizza and fuck around on /b/ all evening? far more wholesome in my humble opinion

>>36288840
I don't even mind gay people but the fact they believe everyone should support them because they eat out grown man anus is retarded.

Anyone else feeling drawn to Christianity due to the rise of Islam and all the anti-Christian sentiment in the world?

>>36288774
fell asleep at 11 last night and woke up at 4am. i don't need to sleep much.

>>36288862
They don't want support, they want to be treated the same as everyone else.

>>36288851
That's also true, I know plenty of sound black people, doesn't mean I have to like Fat Teddy's gang

>>36288815
yeah but that is contradictory. how can you advocate freedom, equality etc and hate someone because they have a different sexual orientation. completely goes against everything leftie academics and policy makes advocate. its like saying "im not right wing but i believe in genocide". mad man.

>>36288905
>That's also true
you are a fucking RETARD then, enjoy ruining the country ethnomasochist

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Original Canal killer edition

Oh, it's great being a financial advisor in Weatherfield

>Elderly people won't DARE question your advice

*has financial trouble*

>You get to bash EVERY old woman over the head within a one mile radius with your beautiful crowbar

*cuts to canal scene*

>>36288915
Look mate... I don't say this often but I think you'd be a lot happier on Reddit or Tumblr. Don't really see why you think you belong here.

>>36288862
Well they're slowly but surely being replaced by transgenders as the latest fashionable persecuted victim group, I suspect it will be a bitter pill to swallow for them

>>36288869
>anti-Christian sentiment

Literally the entirety of South America is catholic

same with all the third world african shit holes, not sure how that's "anti-Christian".

We live in a christian state anyways

>Open thread
>See gay argument
>Dream of yinggan

>>36288931
>i belong on a leftie echo chamber

kill yourself, really i mean it, genuinely kill yourself, since you love gays and blacks so much why dont you go to the places where they absolutely fawn over those people, places like reddit or tumblr

>>36288907
Again, you don't have to agree with everything in a political ideology. The world isn't as white and grey as I know you gays like to pretend it is

>>36288815
>"I'm actually a leftie"
>is actually socially conservative reactionary fuckwit
Wew lad, idiocy is absolutely rife in /britfeel/ tonight

>>36288943
Perhaps I should have said 'the western world'. Europe seems to have sided with Islam at least.

Dont worry lads the white race is saved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wrStf_r7so

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Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've
Heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
...Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love

I was delayed, I was way-laid
An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough to make
A shy, bald, buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder
Who said lied I'd to her?

Oh, who said I'd lied because I never? I never!
Who said I'd lied because I never?
I was detained, I was restrained
And broke my spleen
And broke my knee
(and then he really laced into me)
Friday night in out-patients
Who said I'd lied to her?

Oh, who said I'd lied? - Because I never, I never
Who said I'd lied? - Because I never

Oh, so I drank one
It became four
And when I fell on the floor...
...I drank more

Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've
Heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
...Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love

Oh, it's great being a masked vigilante in Gotham

>Common criminals won't DARE come out at night time

*beats up goon*

>You get to arrest EVERY clown themed villain in a one mile radius with your beautiful black batcar...

*cuts to Joker scene*

why haven't we got something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FDSdg09df8

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>tell my dad i watch anime
>he tells me im a disgrace to the family

wew thanks pops

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>>36288902
Then they should start acting like everybody else and stop defining their personality with their sexuality.

>'Hi I'm Thtefan and I'm gay :)'

People think merely declaring your homosexuality is a political act. It's not. We live in an age of equality so you don't have to do your gay pride parades anymore, Sebastian.

>>36289041
>He doesn't make his dad get his own waifu.

I guess you are a disgrace.

Been enjoying this thread tbqh, it's always a good laugh when someone posts something expecting support and it completely backfires

Oh, it's great being a homosexual on /r9k/

>Robots will support your sexuality and obsess over you


*gets insulted and berated by everyone*

>You get to act superior to all the homophobic bigots within a one mile radious of your AIDs ridden...

*cuts to gay being pissy nobody is supporting him scene*

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>>36289026
>Stop me, oh, stop me
>Stop me if you think that you've
>Heard this one before
Great choice lad

>>36289001
think this lad is a bit confused, silly gook

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>>36289026

Dear, I fear we're facing a problem
You love me no longer, I know
And maybe there is nothing
That I can do to make you do
Mama tells me I shouldn't bother
That I ought to stick to another man
A man that surely deserves me
But I think you do!

So I cry, I pray and I beg

Love me love me
Say that you love me
Fool me fool me
Go on and fool me
Love me love me
Pretend that you love me
Leave me leave me
Just say that you need me
Love me love me
Say that you love me
Leave me leave me
Just say that you need me
I can't care 'bout anything but you...

Lately I have desperately pondered,
Spent my nights awake and I wonder
What I could have done in another way
To make you stay
Reason will not lead to solution
I will end up lost in confusion
I don't care if you really care
As long as you don't go

So I cry, I pray, and I beg

Love me, love me
Say that you love me
Fool me, fool me
Go on and fool me
Love me, love me
Pretend that you love me
Leave me, leave me
Just say that you need me
So I cry, and I pray for you to
Love me, love me
Say that you love me
Leave me, leave me
Just say that you need me
I can't care 'bout anything but you...

Anything but you...

Love me, love me (Say that you love me)
Fool me, fool me (Go on and fool me)
Love me, love me (I know that you need me)
I can't care 'bout anything but you..

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>watching this
>dad comes in
>tells me he wishes I were a faggot

>>36288960
Mate honestly, you would be so much happier over on Reddit. There are subreddits for people just like you, you'd love it there.

>>36289079
>watching this
>dad comes in
"Are you winning son?"

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>>36289026
>>36289073
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvrette
And everything is blue for him
And his self and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...to listen...to listen...

I'm Blue
Da ba dee, da ba dye, da ba dee, da ba dye, da ba dee, da ba dye, da ba dee, da ba dye
I'm Blue
Da ba dee, da ba dye, da ba dee, da ba dye, da ba dee, da ba dye, da ba dee, da ba dye

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

Inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvrette
And everything is blue for him and his self
And everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...to listen...to listen...

>tfw still not getting dark for another 3 hours.

>>36288978
And yet we live in a nation where our head of state is also head of the church

and support for the monarchy is at an all time high...

Then you have the massive influx of some 1million+ eastern Europeans filling the catholic pews and faith schools, all working class and highly religious.

Then you have the fun fact every single UK prime minister has also identified as Christian, even Blair.

Yea I don't think Christianity in this country is going anywhere soon.

>>36289081
even if i did want to go to reddit people like you would come along and ruin it just like you did with 4chan, things were better before you shitters turned up

>>36289079
>papi
Well he walked in on worst girl, so that's understandable.

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>>36289103
>and support for the monarchy is at an all time high...

[Muffled "God Save the Queen" plays]

>>36288967
still contradictory. you can be a socialist but you cant be philosophically a leftist because your hate are gays undermines everything about being left.

>>36289108
>this new literal fag acting like 4chan wasn't always homophobic

if anything you gays came along and made it more tolerant

>>36289163
are you fucking stupid? read the reply chain you nigger im against gays

>Dying surrounded by family aged 87
>Dying alone in a hospice of AIDS aged 49

>>36289103
>muslim mayor
>Christian immigrants set to be replaced by muslims
>muslim faith schools and muslim ghettos left unchecked
y-yeah there's no problem here

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Oh, it's great being the Prime Minister of the UK

>The public won't DARE vote you in after Cameron

*triggers article 50*

>You get to bash EVERY SNP over the head within a one mile radius with 'now is not the time for second referendum'

*cuts to mummy scene*

>>36289180
>Christian immigrants set to be replaced by muslims

You can thank Brexit for that one, we'll need all that lovely "Asian" immigration instead of those evil EU slavs stealing your retail jobs.

cant we get some comfy convos on the go?

>>36289062
one of the best smiths song IMO

>tfw no squad to dress up as morrissey and hang out near the salford lads club with

>>36289073
i love you anon

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>oneitis just shared this meme

Fucking hate women lads

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>>36289254
Well tell me what you are doing today and what makes you the most comfy in life?

- Kev x

>>36289045
Except we don't live in an age of equality, did you read the thread? Did you not see how gays are viewed?
You can't say you condemn gays and then say we live in an equal society.

>>36289273
not really do anything but watching videos on youtube and playing dragon quest

>what makes you the most comfy in life?

probably reading a good book

>>36289256
WTF Doesn't even make fucking sense.

>>36289335
Means she'd left his mates run a train on her

>>36289308
Fav comfy reads?

- Kev x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MREYpiTqhqE

He became a cuckold

>>36289343
ancient history and anything by fyodor Dostoevsky. yourself, you into reading when you're not wrestling?

>>36289362
that is spooky, lad. i am literally watching the same video right now.

>>36289362
poor lad desu

>>36289362
Didn't he cheat on his girlfriend? It's a wild rollercoaster

>>36289377
Don't read as much as I would like to be quite honest.
I like to pretend to appear cultured by attending art exhibitions.

- Kev x

Could i have two (you)'s on this comment but NO MORE THAN 2.

Whatever you do, do not give me a third (you).

>>36289547
Have your fourth.

>>36289547

First one coming up lad

>>36289547
Rolling for third

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/britfeel/, more like GAYfeel am I right, lads?
Post waifus.

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>bust the fattest nut to charli xcx gifs
>find out she's half indian

fucking disgusted in myself lads

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Check em dabos

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>>36289584
more like /rightfeel/

Post right wing, nationalist, conservative memorobilia

>>36289626
fuck off shipcunt

>>36289626
FACT: 2/3 conservatards are homosexuals

>>36289663

probably about 2/100 more likely.

>>36289626
>Post right wing, nationalist, conservative memorobilia
I once had a Hitler stamp but gave it to my gay friend as a birthday present.

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>>36289656
>fuck off shipcunt

Sorry anon, Dr Shipman isn't in today, Dr Pence will be covering today. I hear he wants to try out some new equipment with you.

Got two cats on my lap lads, top tier comfy.

>>36289675
Nah more like 200/100

>>36289740

Assuming it's 3/100 overall, it'll be less, so 2% seems accurate.

>>36289704

t. toxoplasmosis-infected catcuck

>>36289179
>Offing yourself before the age of 37 because who fucking wants old age for fucks sake

>>36289756
>conserviturds being in denial
Nothing to see here kek

Youtubers you would hate fuck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J28n10idi0&t=119s

>>36289794

If you assume most fags are conservative, and you hate conservatives, you're a homophobe then

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.
.
.
.
>Patient comes into surgery
>Has been coughing up blood the past few weeks
>Decide to take an X-ray of patients lungs to check for any abnormal mass or nodule
>X-ray doesn't confirm anything
>Take blood samples and send them off for further testing
>Don't murder patient

>>36289865
thanks doctor gao

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.
.
.
.
>Patient comes into surgery
>Has been very ill lately with a strong migraine
>Looking for one of my rumoured miracle cures
>Administer a lethal dose of sodium sulphate instead

>>36289800
why hate fuck? i would just normal fuck her.

>>36289865

the favour wasn't returned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUoROYMrY7U

>>36289964
She's an edgy kid who thinks she has split personalities (all of whom are females around the same age). Also she has a weird accent I cant place.

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.
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>Elderly woman comes for financial advise
>Has come into a lot of money just recently
>Wants to invest it wisely for her grandchildren
>Administer a lethal dose of crowbar to the head

Lads this thread was so shit earlier I had to go and do the washing up. Don't let it happen again, I hate housework.

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>24 year old man comes into the takeaway
>Hasn't eaten anything all day
>Cannot be bother to cook a meal himself
>Wants me to give him chicken chow mein
>Give him a lethal dose of E.coli instead

>>36289800
i was going to post laci green but then i saw her again and realised i wouldn't even hate fuck her, so i''l just post this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPp-HLb7YxA

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>>36289584
>binge and purge 8300 calories
>mummy tells me she bought me easter eggs

my throat and stomach already hurt~

REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR CHIPS WILL FRY IN YOUR SLEEP

>>36290031
XDD le lads meme

>>36290146
tilde you silly fanny how did you manage to even eat 8300 calories

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Is Spoons open today lads?

>>36290155
what are you doing here? we call eachothers lads all the fuckin time

>>36290203
Le Laddss

XDD

Who going for a cheeky nandos with LE LADS XDD

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>>36290226

>tfw too intelligent to be infuriated by a colloquialism

>>36290146
oh tilde, don't do it, they wont be worth it. can't believe you managed 8300 though

>>36289757
Haha bugchaser and proud m80

>>36290226
ok lad, have a nice time x

>>36290226
>tfw my brother visted awhile ago and made some roast chicken with that nandos peri peri spice you can buy and it didn't taste any different than normal roast chicken. first time i've ever had it
don't get this nandos meme at all

>>36290295

It used to be cheap and decent so it got really popular. These days it's no cheaper than anywhere else so it's surviving on memes.

I just had a look on the rest of r9k for the first itme in years.

Holy shit lads. It's not good.

>>36290168
>how did you manage to even eat 8300 calories

A combination of poor self-control and low self esteem~

>>36290352
yeah imagine a thousand tildes all posting at once, that's r9k

>>36290352
yeah, too many underage edge master on the rest of r9k. i went on /b/ yesterday for the first time in a year or so, it reminded me of why i never go on there.

>>36290360
still love you tilde, i hope youre feeling better now

>>36290352

It's good to do this every now and then, to remind us to preserve what we have here.

>>36290378
R9k is a bit like /b/ but whinier and more trannies on r9k.

>>36290410
you're not wrong lad. i kinda as the fucked up kids that get bullied come on r9k and the fucked up kids that bully go on /b/

Should I go out with this girl who just invited me to go to some shit club later or stay home playing Persona lads? Seems like a waste of time going out because I know nothing is going to happen between us but it could be a good opportunity to make some friends

>>36290295
Your brother is a shite cook

>>36290487
should just go. same thing happened to me, i ended up going, and i shagged the girl. i nearly never went because i thought it would be pointless.

>>36290152
i'll take 1 for team and reply
you've made it seem like lads will go to sleep and wake up to some cooked chips. that's not a bad thing

>>36290488
>rubbing some spice on chicken and put it in the oven
>cooking

>>36290541
ever wonder why everything you cook is shit?

>>36290571
i don't cook lad

>>36290541
You're right, it isn't cooking unless you raise the chicken from birth in your garden, kill it and pluck the feathers yourself then rub spices you've grown in the hills of peru on it

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Daily reminder to all the benders in this thread

God hates you and you're literally going to go to hell

>>36290541
Should have at least marinaded it

>>36290608
good thing hell isnt real then lad.

hell isnt even mentioned in the old testament

imagine having something to do on the weekends Ha Ha

I realise this is probably an awful place to ask, but does anyone have any idea how i can actually meet people with similar interests around my age?

18, year 13, small school, even smaller town, live basically in the middle of nowhere, there's literally nothing in the town to do and no kinds of events or anything nearby. 80% of my school just does weed to cope with the boredom and i'm pretty tired of all my friends being online or whatever. yeah, i know "it'll all be different at uni" but i still would rather not have an entire year wasted alone desu

in case anyone wants to come rape/kill me, i live in the south-east, thanks senpai

>>36290602
nice strawman lad
simple fact is buying ready made spice is not cooking putting in the oven and then going to watch tv is not cooking

>bought a new shirt and jeans for a semicasual lunch meeting with your future employers
>no idea if they look any decent or not

>>36290703
Putting the chicken in the oven cooks it does it not?

>>36290703
It is though. Its just easy, no effort cooking. I could take that sauce and chicken and it would turn out amazing.

>>36290714
send pics of them lad. just find them online and send them.

Have all the /pol/tards vacated yet?

>>36290735
>>36290741
sure it is lads, go tell someone you made a microwaved ready meal and tell them what a fantastic cook you are

>>36290763
>ready meal

there is your answer