Why haven't you gotten laid yet, robots?

I might if you teach me how.

>>36411155
Why would a girl want to sleep with me?

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>>36411155
I've never felt the desire to have sex or be in a relationship. I'm 21.

Why do they call it "getting laid"?

Such a queer term.

>>36411155
I'm only 24, nobody has sex THAT young.

heightcel
dickcel
facecel
braincel

My crippling fear of rejection prevents me from approaching women.

Relationships are bullshit and casual sex is gross.

>inb4 fedora

Why are there Hey Arnold! Cuckold/Humiliation captions?

The whole process seems traumatizing and I don't really have a desire to fuck, I probably have low test because I'm perfectly content with having a cheeky wank.

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>>36411487
Why not?
originaldo

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I don't go outside and I'm an ugly autist

5'6 male in the tallest part of the tallest country on earth

I'm the height of the average 12-14yo girl

>>36411590
Damn, you don't see a lot of people from the Dinaric Alps. Why not just move?

>>36411617
Whoops, I'n in Limburg, Netherlands. Wasnt aware of a change on those height list things

>>36411536
Charles II was already rich though.

>>36411676
true but habsburg genes worked against him

>>36411590
Damn, thats rough. Although there is a positive to it.
Penis on tall men looks smaller than a similar sized one on a smaller guy.
So if you have a 6 inch or whatever, it looks amazing and attractive for women

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>turned 22 last week
>have no desire for a gf
>have never had sex
>have never kissed a girl

Sometimes I think about how nice it would be to have a gf that is somewhat intelligent and not annoying but for me, it isn't worth the effort.

>>36412275
>tfw 5 inches, coupled with a babyface

I think I'll just off myself. I get stopped and basically ordered out of my car on a monthly basis because a gas station worker reports "a child driving away in his parents car". Atleast I'm /fit/ I guess

>>36412367
Hey I turned 22 two days ago!

and I'm the same, except I never think about having a gf.

Losing your virginity is really easy desu
When I decided to lose mine I did within a matter of hours