>be me
>grade 7
>standing with group of friends
>school slut comes along
>"where's my hug at boys"
> guys pretend to not like her but pre teen hormones are lovin those tiddies
> hugs every single guy in group
> comes up to me
> "I'm not hugging you Anon, I don't like you"
> don't say anything like Beta faggot
> go to bathroom stall and cry for entire recess
she was wise beyond her years.
sluts have have excellent betar
>>36411054
Anon, do you know who is the girl you posted? If not, you don't want to know and should delete that image from your harddrive immediately.
>>36411960
why??
what is so special about her?
>>36411960
Why
Is this picture cursed or something ?
>>36411960
Fuck off /x/. Nobody cares.
>>36411054
Too soon, man, too fucking soon. Have some respect for Christ's sakes. Take the picture down
>>36412522
>>36412527
>>36412543
Think of Chocolate Pudding.
>>36412522
She is the devil.
>>36412527
Yes.
>>36412543
Say hi to her shadow for me.
>>36412567
Wait so if I save that picture I'll be haunted by a qt?
When I reverse image search I get the name Masha Babko? Who was supposedly in a child sex ring.
>>36412596
More like haunted by the FBI
>>36412522
I saved some cool scary shit better happen anon
>>36412614
The only source for that seems to be pretty unreliable to me. Looks like her though.
>>36412617
Why would the FBI haunt me for having a picture of a qt?
>>36412614
That name is like Voldem*rt man, you can't type it out. You're now being watched by a satellite's X-Ray vision.
oh my god mods please
>>36412669
who was she anon pls?
>>36412699
I've already answered >>36412553
>>36412699
They're just making up /x/ tier bullshit
>>36412669
I thought it was "haunted" now I look like a pedophile today isn't a good day
>>36412711
>bullshit
Google that name >>36412614 then, big boy.
>>36412717
>I look like a pedophile
How so?
>>36412729
Isn't she underage
oregano
>>36412739
underage =/= pedo
>>36412718
What am I looking at? Some porn?
>>36412748
>What am I looking at?
I can't see what your eyes see, David.
>>36412742
ahhhhh I see this photo is actually nothing then
>>36412764
>this photo
Which?
>>36412553
Is this ever going to be explained or nah
>>36412770
OP photo reverse image search it
>>36412774
Pic related is a hint.
>>36412774
How new can you be where you don't understand what he meant by that? He capitalized the C&P in Chocolate Pudding meaning she did Child Porn
If you're so interested, Google her, click an image, then look at related images to go down a rabbit hole of illegal shit
>>36412709
Not OP, but I don't get the fuss.
You guys post blacked porn all the time, but a perfectly legal grown-up not even wearing slutty clothes make you guys freak out?
>Sure, she misses the attention and fan mail she used to receive.
>>36412818
>saying the words
It's over.
>>36412818
So basically nothing.
>>36412836
>perfectly legal grown-up not even wearing slutty clothes
Except that's not the issue, pal.
>Get married one day at recess in 2nd grade
>Divorced by 3rd grade
>Every relationship since then failed and was never serious and never lasted more than 4 months
>Literally peaked in my tweens
Why even anymore?
>>36412849
What did you expect retard? A curse?
eeevery booodyyy daaaaance nooowww!!!!original
>>36411054
cool story bob
>>36412970
holy shit mods or fbi
>>36412970
Welp, now I've seen everything. Good night boys.
>>36412970
You sick fuck, die in a fire you cunt.
>>36412970
shit shit shit shit shit
...kinda hot though desu
>>36412970
goIly gee
>>36412970
PUTA MADRE CABRON AYAYAYAYAYAYAY
>>36412970
If someone with epilepsy opened that and had a seizure you could be tried for attempted murder.
>>36411054
>7th grade
>recess
>>36413054
Not really because I spoilered it for that person's safety and made it obvious with my comment that it's supposed to make people shake.
>>36413054
Are you sure? I think you'd need to show intent.
>>36411054
>be 12
>get invited to a hot girls birthday party
>for unknown reason she kisses every boy there on the cheek
>she asks me 'do you want a kiss too?'
>I sperg out 'no'
why
why did you do this
just why
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKC
>>36413087
because deep down inside you knew she didn't want to.
>>36413107
I thought if I said 'yes' it would made me look desperate
STUPID BRAIN
STUPID STUPID STUPID
>>36411054
She was pretending not to like you like the boys were pretending not to like her because she liked you, faggot.
>>36413155
But what if she was trying to set you up for embarrassment and expected you to say "Yes" just so she could shut you down? You probably foiled her evil roastie plan to make you feel like shit.