Why aren't you married? It's literally as simple as

because womyn are cancer

You just gotta ask a girl, and make a decent amount of money and be handsome, and be charming and a little cocky but not too cocky and smart but not overwhelmingly smart but also a genius and tall and strong, enough to make her feel secure, and brave but not stupid but also not too smart like mentioned earlier

>>36410909
im married but its to another man, does that count? we cum in buttholes like reg folks

>>36410937
You must be going your own way.

>>36410976
Then comes the part where she robs you blind.

>>36411022
Which is why you have to be assertive but not too assertive because women don't want a man to be overpossessive of them but also great enough to take charge and tell the womam who is boss but not be a total dick cuz girls hate that but also not a conplete fucking pussy cuz girls like guys who are kinda dicks

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>>36410909
you know nothin of the struggle bruh

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>>36410909
>It's literally as simple as asking a girl, literally
I did this when I was five years old.
She said no