420 THREAD GET IN HERE

HAPPY 4/20 BRO JUST GOT HIGH

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>>36410388
happy 420 phams

reporting in from ontario, gonna take a hit from the bong, i hope your all doing alright and the weed is good tonite

Am I doing 420 wrong if I take some shrooms? I've got an 8th just sitting around waiting to be eaten.

>>36410670
ive been sitting on some shrooms for a while now just microdosing. im not ready for shrooms rn in my life. i really like mushrooms tho

>>36410704
I did way to much acid the past couple years, so I can't wait to take these shrooms. Even though acid is a more intense trip with more visuals, shrooms to me was always a more enjoyable chill trip.

Last time I did shrooms was when I went to see the wwf like 3 years ago. It sounds like a terrible idea but one of the best trips I've ever had.

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HAPPY 420 MY LADS, TIME TO GET HIGH AND DO SHIT

>>36410802
I reccomend not doing acid so much and doing mushrooms more. Somtimes I get paranoid that someone is going to kill me or I worry about my family too much. However ive had really good trips as well. hopefully i can fully accept the mushroom the next time i do it and go full tao.

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>tfw just found a new dealer after my old one got shot
feels pretty good brehs

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>>36410388
>>36410555
>>36410811
D A N K DUBZ

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YEEEE LETS GET LIT SENPAI WOOOOO

>tfw haven't smoked weed since 2013

>>36410852
>reccomend not doing acid so much and doing mushrooms more.

Yeah, I took like 12 hits total through out last summer and fell into a weird scary bad place I haven't been in years when I actually did have everything going right for me for once.

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Rate my new water pipe

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>weed and shrooms with my secondary school robot friend

Sometimes being a robot pays off.

>>36411017
Sounds fun. Did shrooms once, haven't been able to find any since.

>>36410989

I'm trying to understand the physics of it.

>tfw nothing but shake from home grown batch left
>tfw no worth smoking but will still get me ripped if I make edibles
>tfw almost midnight 4/20 and only skippy at home
I'll have to go get some in the morning, at least then I can buy some snacks and stuff too

>>36411036
Where do you live anon, if your in certain parts of europe you can order truffles from here.

https://www.zamnesia.com/

Ordered from them a bunch of times, always reliable and they work wonders. Hollandia are the best ones from visuals, never had a bad trip with them.

>>36411056
I'm trying to too, somehow the water isnt draining down the holes you suck air through. Hits smooth though

>tfw too much of an autist to go find weed
>tfw ywn get high and celebrate a holiday half the world celebrates

>>36411088
I'm in shitty Utah, it's hard enough to find weed here. Feels bad

>>36411056
It looks like a bubbler but with a percalator, is just looks weird because he had to go with muh aestetics.

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>>36410929
Psychedelics will always change the way your aware of things. We do them so we can experience somthing new. To anyone who has taken enough mushrooms or acid, you know what i mean. The most amazing things ive ever seen i was on shrooms. They defiantly are magical. I just have had some bad experiences and i know how bad a bad trip can get. Ive taken some sort of break from shrooms because of fear. even tho i love mushrooms so much. anyone else have a similar feel?

>>36411116
bro just learn to order it online if you cant be social.

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>>36411197
I've never had a bad trip with shrooms but I know what you mean, during them I was having intense visuals (close to heroic dose 50g) and thinking about stuff more meaningfully, it really kicked up my thought process towards my career been working hard since and I'm getting pretty good.

>>36411119
fuck man if you can you should grow your own.

>>36410989
honestly id rate that water pipe a 9/10 pipe how much? hopefully no more than 60.

>>36411267
15 bucks man, bought at a local smoke shop.

>>36411248
im glad you havnt had a bad trip, theres really no good logical reason to have a bad trip. To have a bad trip is to not be wise. However to have a bad trip is to loose control and be in a state of panic. Even though ive done shrooms many times, I know I wont understand truly until I do them again.

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It's an honor to serve with you, brothers. Happy Holiblaze.

>>36411280
jesus they would defiantly try to sell that for at least 40$ at the shop i grew up by.

>>36411317
Not that guy but I know how you feel. Did shrooms and felt like I understood the meaning of life. Now I feel almost depressed because I forgot the feeling. I think next time I do shrooms I'm going to bring a journal.

>>36411197
>Ive taken some sort of break from shrooms because of fear.

Yeah that is a necessity, the bad place I was in didn't come from a bad trip, but from how much all the drugs were fucking my brain. But hey I had just gotten a kick ass promotion with a hell of a good raise, so when I heard some acid was around I said I'll take all of it. But then I just was just sitting there with all of the fucking acid, so I took all the fucking acid.

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I picked up a half oz, 50/50 mix of Scooby Snacks and Granddaddy Purp. God do I hate the stupid names people come up with for strains. Why can't it be as simple as craft beer?

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OC 4 420

tfw probably gonna spent 4/20 alone and without any weed

Made mescaline tea for a friend and I, here's to 420.

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Too broke to buy weed desu smoke one for me bros

>>36411370
yea I always feel like Ive lost wisdom i knew while on the mushroom after its over. Its true, ive learned from the mushroom but it seems not fully. Next time I do them Hopefully ill really memorize any wisdom i come across. Oneday whe i have my own farm ill be able to eat mushrooms much much more often and wise enough to not have a bad trip.

>>36411403
Why you no weed my dude? Just sell your mom and you can easily get enough to cop an 8th and some tendies. And I'm talking Tyson tendies son, not that great value bullshit.

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happy 420 r9k

>tfw no stoner gf

>>36410989
looks like an anal dildo

>>36411471
>Keeps the child safety thingy on a bic

Fuckin dropped

>>36411403
man honestly go outside on 4/20 today and look for people in the streets who obviously smoke weed or are smoking weed. walk up to them and say " hey im dry can you help me out? " most weed smokers are nice people and will sell you weed. they want you to smoke weed. trust me of all the days of the year 4/20 is the best day to go find random dealers n shit on the street.

>>36410802
you're in the minority if you get more visuals from acid than shrooms. What doses?

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any /popper/ niggas in here? I would like to stop smoking p's but i also dont want to.

Are wax pens safe to use? I don't fuck with no K2 or spice so idk if I should rip one if given the chance.

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>>36411533
I tried this once, I saw a black guy dressed as a cop thinking it was a advertising technique you know like "you can cop some green from me". Turns out he was just a cop and I'm just racist.

>>36411567
wax pens? for smoking weed products? yea they are safe .

>>36411592
well i mean look for groups of people dont ask a lone person unless he himself is smoking weed in front of you.

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>>36411564
Aren't poppers for queers to relax their assholes?

>tfw your mother tells you she did popper when she was young

Smoking with a girl tomorrow

Wish me luck bros :^)
Maybe I can finally leave this fucking place

>>36411455
this next bong rip is for you anon, and all the other pepes that cant smoke weed today. It truly hurts my heart.

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>>36411614
wtf i never heard that

>>36411564
I use those whenever i feel like playing with my bp.

>>36410929
listen to your body, please.

body>preconceived notions

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>>36411622
Thanks bro I appreciate it have a good sesh

>>36411620
>tfw did this once
I got paranoid and had to leave, despite her being down to fuck

>>36411614
Gays just do it because it relaxes you butt hole.

I did them in high school but called it rush, you get a super intense head rushy super high for a couple minutes. If I remember it correctly it's similar to huffing cans of air duster stuff.

>>36411373
I can't say this enough and it really sucks because it hurts my heart but there may be impurities in what you took that caused these issues.

99.9x% LSD does not cause these issues unless you're predisposed to mental disorders. This has been extensively studied.

>>36411088
>>36411455
>>36411533
>>36411622
DANK DUBZ MY NIGS :DDDDDD XDXDXDXD

>>36411693
well the only reason i tell people to stay away from acid is that when you buy acid off the street its usually not acid. I reccomend mushrooms over acid because at least with mushrooms you know its mushrooms, but a tab of acid could be any number of drugs.

>>36411693
>unless you're predisposed to mental disorders.


Ding ding ding.

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>>36411704
i diddnt even realize kek was blessing this thread.

>>36411722
Yeah but heavy metals in your brain will look similair to mental disorders too.

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>>36411088
I live in a country in europe where magic truffles are illegal (sweden). Is ordering from this website still safe for me?

>>36411748
i thought u swedes had your shit together. magic truffles r banned wtf.

how much do you all pay for a half oz on average?
> 100

>>36411788
I bum off friends :^)

>>36411736
My grandpa used to unironically feed his wallet to the bushes outside the house when my mom was a kid. If that's not predisposed I don't know what is.

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>move to my dad's house for a couple of months
>he's 50, but he's always home (he retired 15 years a go)
>tfw just want to smoke some weed and go playing with my dog in my backyard

GO AWAY FFS LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONE DAY GO AWAY REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36411788
the dispo I go to sells them for 70$
but I can think of a couple places that are cheaper

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What's that bubbling on the roof? I hope you didn't forget to leave potato chips out with a nice cold glass of mountain dew.

>>36411852
i fell ya anaon

>>36411866
thats a good price damn

>>36411852
>Your dad's feels when he's heard about this 420 thing and just wants to smoke a doob with his adult son.

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>>36410388
YEAH 420 GET HYPED

>>36411996
oh shit not the fuher

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>>36411904
My dad unironically smokes weed everyday (well, only before going to sleep), but I'm too much of a sperg to tell him that I'd love to do it too. I think it's way too out of character, way to self-contraddicting from his point of view: I've always been this shy, industrious, intelligent guy to him, and I'm sure that by start smoking weed in front of his I would end up ruining this impression of his.
I don't even drink in front of him cause of this, nor I have ever said swear words in his presence: hell, even saying the words "drug" or "gay/homosexual" truly troubles me.

Thanks God I'll move away from this hellhole in 4 weeks from now.

Pic unrelated: Goethe was way better than this

>tfw bong just sitting in front of me not being smoked

thanks, this thread remined me to fix that

>>36411564
We call them shotties.

>load huge bowl
>ohhh yea gonna get soooo high and itll be soo fun
>*bubble noises*
>oh fuck I'm sooo high
>I think I'll just lay down for a moment and lit this sink in
>asleep
every fucking time

>>36412081
Listen there anon, you do whatever you feel is right. Just make sure your dad knows you love him before you go. Id recommend letting him know you smoke weed today of all days. >>36412088
> be OP
> read your comment
> realize i need to fix that as well

>>36412081
>that by start smoking weed in front of his I would end up ruining this impression of his.
Is this a joke?

I recommend you live the high-flying artisan life of a Ph.D

A blunt and 2 bowls already boys, how high are you right now? I tried turning on Netflix 2 hours ago and have gotten as far as turning on my PS4.

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OC

SxE FOR LIFE

>>36412155
ive got a nice cannabis feeling. I need to smoke allot of bud or hit a dab or eat a strong edible to get as high as i used to when i first started. Now mushrooms is what I use to get really high

>>36412155
>I tried turning on Netflix 2 hours ago and have gotten as far as turning on my PS4.

Scratch that. Apparently I opened the app at some point, but didn't even log in to my account.

>>36412159
bro wtf did you bust on your hand what is that?

>>36412155
4 dabs so far and I'm not high desu
I hate this

>>36412199
IoI take a guess anon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whSTyqI0fV4

this ones for you fellow potheads

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>>36412159
Dude I heard if your gay is bigger than your hand you might be your face.

>>36412238
bro 4 dabs? try holding those dabs in for like a good 10 seconds man idk what else to say.

also this the orig https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTIhZcEI5uo

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>>36410388
feeling alright, took a few hits from the pipe with my stepdad a while ago.
>tfw this is ironically the closest we'll get to mature pot discussion without DUDE WEED LMAO circlejerk
>and it's still shitty

>>36412278
we just like weed, its not too complicated or redical. Imagine a thread where everyones on mushrooms, now that would be interesting. ill try it sometime maybe the next time im on shrooms ill let u guys all know ahead of time so u can do them too and ill make a shrooms thread on r9k

>>36411788
I can get an 8th illegally for $25, so probably $75-100. haven't asked for that much yet.

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guys post some funny or interesting videos, we can all watch them from 4chan. We need more videos from the stoners. Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T74ZaTPyxIs

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>>36412278
>>36412279
Feeling pretty stepdad, took afew alrightss with my pipe a while ago.
> TFW this is unironically ironically now a dude weed bro lmao jerk circle

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420 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS POST IS 10000% SAGE AND SWEET AS TATER TOTS.

do hardcore robots not smoke weed?

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>tfw dealer isn't replying

>tfw going to be sober on 420

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>tfw munchies but no money for food