Any Canadians here? Canadian feels thread.
>>36749521
>tfw no snowmuffin gf
>>36749521
I am Canadian and original
>tfw the coffee monkeys at tims manage to fuck up your double double again
The flag is red white but never blue eh
>tfw Canadian patriotism is dead and gone forever
>>36749521
>tfw no 705 gf
>>36749521
>tfw Quebecer
>tfw West-island Montrealer
>tfw your city is sinking into the river
>>36749654
Getc the fuck off my board frenchie
>>36749633
I know this feel, I wish canada had as much patriotism as america does
Any programmer leafs want to give me a job? I'm European.
>>36749551
What are you talking aboot. No Canadians are original and they're bad at hockey and Wisconsin makes better maple syrup than Canada and that's saying a lot. Hicksconson makes better company.
t. Minnesotan
>>36749677
Do you see me writing in French you English Muffin?
>>36749761
Minnesota is just another prairie province.
>>36749855
Canada is like Russia, but weak.
>>36749587
>tfw you're french quebecer and never realised how "couche tard" sounds hilarious when you say it in English
>>36749994
Strong words from a country that buys our superior hydroelectric surplus power
I guess burning coal like cavemen isn't all that great after all
>>36749521
>tfw eating maple leaves while riding my moose to work everyday
life is suffering guy.
>>36750002
>tfw you're born and raised in quebec and don't understand english lingo
>>36750047
I'd b more than willing to send you some nuclear power, it can be there in under 10 minutes.
>>36749677
Dubs speaks the truth. I make more fun of Quebeckers than I should.
>tfw live in the city
All the benefits of living in this country, and I'm reaping none of them. I can't wait to move away from all the Asians and Arabs and move somewhere truly beautiful. I just want to be surrounded by nature all the time.
>>36749521
That isnt a canuckistanese flag
>>36749696
it did not too long ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa5Qkxr5bg
>>36750673
What happened to it anon?
>>36749696
Meh, we all love our country, the constant need to show boat about it is America's thing. Truth is a lot of american "patriotism" makes me gag sometimes.
>>36750735
Trudeau senior decided "There's no such thing as Canadian culture. We're a multicultural society" and the CBC pushed this meme nonstop for decades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k7WSx7dKCo
>>36750826
That's a fucking shame. Whats a good way of learning about Canadian culture?
>tfw your only source of money is moms credit card
>lettuce costs over 10$ now
>shrimp and salmon costs $50
>can't afford car insurance
>no jobs
>house is leaking all over the place and about to collapse
>government blames it on you for not trying hard enough
if only I got 1000$ like the refugees did i might get somewhere, life is truly suffering in canada
>>36749521
>want to move out
>everything is disgustingly expensive unless you want a cockroach infested apartment living next to blacks and arabs
>prices only going up
how's my feel?
>cougar sighting on my street a few days ago
Man, I wanted to go for a walk in the forest but not tonight since I may die.
>>36750826
Accurate, every PM has pushed hard since Trudeau Sr. for mass migration from the third world.
I hate it, especially since I am from one of these 3rd world infested 'multicultural' fallout zones(Vancouver).
>>36750895
Use google, like you do with everything else.
250 vicfag here, anyone on the island here?
>>36749521
Am I the only one wholikes the old flag better?
>>36749521
OMG WHY DO U CANUCKS FEEL SO ENTITLED YOU NEED YOUR OWN FEEL THREAD!
>>36750826
>>36751314
Pierre Trudeau was prime minister over 30 years ago, and Canada is still over 86% white. Stop whining.
>>36751644
There is a fucking /britfeel/ posted on /r9k/ every DAY for the last year and a half.
Shut up.
>tfw Ontario is just slowly dying
>No jobs, no opportunities, no hope
>Even my city is starting to reflect the state of the province
>>36751788
WHY ARE YOU BOTH SO ENTITLED SHITHEADS
REEEEEEE
Who has the nicest flag? I like Saskatchewan.
>>36751838
North West Territories is nice as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrYpdZv_Fbk
>>36751822
What no jobs? What do you do? Where are the tech companies I keep reading about?
>>36749521
When are you guys going to ethnically cleanse your chink infestation?
>>36751914
He's not qualified for those jobs.
>>36751838
>>36751896
best flag and i'm not even a maritimer
>>36752004
Quebec has the best flag
t. Albertan
I refuse to believe that Manitoba is real
>>36751914
I live north of Toronto.
There was supposed to be a tech boom in my city but it never really came.
I did have a job, but I was laid off and now I'm trying to get back into it, but I just can't find shit. There's no way I'll get a government job because affirmative action.
I'm only a junior tech guy, so I can't just walk up to any job that's looking for a senior guy.
>>36752168
You can't find any software jobs in Toronto? really??? Or are you not qualified for them? Where are they then? Vancouver? Ottawa?
>>36752168
You live in Brampton. Just say you live in fucking Brampton.
>>36752159
It's real. It's mostly filled with polar bears and drunk injuns, but it's real.
>>36752316
Barrie, actually.
>>36752291
I'm really just a shitty programmer, or at least I think I am.
>>36752341
I want to immigrate to canada with a job after getting a bachelor in Software Engineering. Possible then to find work?
>>36752419
Toronto is probably your best bet.
I don't know about Vancouver, but there are a lot of opportunities (Plus a fucktonne of growth) in Toronto, especially if you have a degree.
Have fun living in Toronto, though. It's incredibly expensive and sketchy in some parts.
>>36752419
Fuck off we're full**We're not full if you're white
>>36752464
What about living outside Toronto then? Does GTA still count? Mississauga, Hamilton, that kinda stuff.
>>36752473
Aryan guy checking in.
>>36752507
GTA counts. It's really big there. Lots of people and business. I don't think it's as expensive there, but it probably will be way more expensive in the near future. Doctors and lawyers are starting to move up to my boring, backwater town because of it.
If you like riding trains, you should be able to catch a train to Toronto.
>>36752159
My grandpa grew up in Manitoba. I've been there once and it's comfy.
>>36752544
What's a good price for an apartment I should look for? What is average, cheap, overpriced?
Also I got no problem with hour long trainrides.
>>36752627
Southern Manitoba is. Go too north and it's mostly reserves.
Also stay out of Winnipeg
>>36751704
>>36751314
>>36750826
>>36750673
>>etc
>muh canadian culture
what canadian culture?
We're a bunch of British colonist retards that hunted beavers and chopped down trees for about 150 years.
The only way that we define ourselves is that we're not really Americans, or not Quebecers.
>>36752757
I don't really know much about this unfortunately.
Up where I live, a lot of apartments and rooms are ~$500-650 a month, but this skyrockets the closer you are to Toronto.
Some places in Toronto can go for as much as $1500, or even more.
>>36751704
Baby Castro reaffirmed his father's previous goal when he became prime minister, saying that Canada is a post-national state with no core identity.
This is how countries fall apart.
>>36752785
Alright and what are the public transport prices? Are there like year passes or something so I don't spend millions on train/bus rides everyday.
>>36752824
Where I am, the public transport is laughable and expensive.
They hired some Chinese company to redo the routes, which were subsequently redone after that, and another time after that.
It's Canada, so it's bound to be pretty expensive. Shit sucks.
>>36752814
>This is how countries fall apart.
It's not though, underage /pol/ baby
>>36752824
GO Train can be pretty pricey but it beats having to be a carcuck
>>36749521
I'm a total burger boy from California but I recently fucked a feminist sjw from Windsor. Is that cool? She even swallowed my cum.
>>36753248
Sure I guess. I dont understand why you would post this. What response do you want other than "good job anon!"
>tfw when on Assured Income for the Severely Handicapped
It's an Alberta only NEETbux program. 1588$. I think it's higher than BC but I'm not sure.
>>36749521
Shoutout from Scandinavia, we have some feels in common with you leaves.
>>36753414
Ya basically that's what I was looking for. Also can I get into Canada for free now that I've copulated with one of your citizens? I want to spread my seed to as many nations as possible.
>>36753548
Are you fucking retarded anon? Why do you think you can come to Canada for free just because you fucked some roastie
>>36753663
It just seems like the way it should work. And surprisingly she wasn't very roastie-like at all. I'm trying to find a Japanese citizen to impregnate next and than probably one from a country in Europe. Maybe Germany?
>>36753980
You are a dumb normie get OFF MY BOARD
>>36754117
After that I plan on using my new Canada pass to go to the North Pole and into Siberia to find a rugged ice princess to impregnate. On my way back home I'm going to find a French speaking Canadian to knock up for good measure.
>>36751314
>I am from one of these 3rd world infested 'multicultural' fallout zones(Vancouver).
Me too, what's up with you?
>>36751896
BC is the best one.
>>36755004
I love the bottom half, it's really pretty. But I can't stand the Union Jack.
>Wanted to join Canadian Forces
>Declared unfit today
Welp, fuck it all.
>>36755004
>stretched out union jack as if it was done in ms paint
no
What is Newfoundland's most popular sport?Alcoholism hahahahahahh
Anyone going to go to see the Tall Ships in Lunenburg this year?
>>36751185
You can buy a pound of Digby scallops for $6.50 at my local fish truck. Fucking tasty.
Is Corner Gas The best tv show ever produced?
>captcha: select all gas stations
>>36756090
It was definitely one of my favourites.
>RIP Emma
>>36756330
I heard that Emma's actor had died. RIP
>>36756090
i cried when emma from corner gas died.
>>36751185
Do you live in the Yukon?
>>36755130
why are you unfit?
Mad Max Bernier 2019?
>>36755253
The only Newfie I know is literally an alcoholic, we both live in Ontario. He's rich af so I don't know why all he does is drink could be doing literally anything with that much cash.
New Brunswick here
>>36751204
A very accurate feel.
I kind of want to move to America, looks like fun down there.
The only thing worse than a mainlander is a saucy tucker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY2e_GnuZa0
>>36756711
>don't like blacks
>want to move to America
oh no I have some bad news anon
>>36756764
Avoid the South, public transportation and the inner city and you won't have to be around them. I can go days without seeing coloreds in my town.
>>36756737
Oh god why
original nasty accents
>>36756826
>wanting to live in a town
There are towns in Canada
>>36756878
horne joouce!!!!
>>36756764
I have no problem with black people
I just know you can't relax
>>36752776
t. southern ontarian/vanc
>>36750826
I always wondered why he looked nothing like his "father."
>>36757568I'm secretly a poutine
>>36756711
>I kind of want to move to America, looks like fun down there.
Already have, can confirm, pretty comfy.
>>36757621
Poutine festival starts tomorrow! Yea poutine!
>>36753457
I'm on this. $1588/month + 100% coverage for medications
Where the non whites at?
Tamil bro here
>>36757729
I know! I'm pretty excited.
I hear that New Hampshire will issue non resident carry permits to Canadian Citizens.
>>36757800
tiger go home.
>>36757800
Punjabi okay? Real Canadians are down with the brown!
I cant wait to become an american
>>36757942
Sikhs are pretty based as long as they are willing to fight for The Queen.
This thread's official anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
>>36757800
hello other tamil bro
eaten any kotthu lately
>>36752785
>500-650
just say room, because thats what youll get, a room. not an apartment
>>36751535
Port Alberni master race reporting in. The island is so nice.
>>36758024
isnt canada nicer tho?
i was hoping to get a canadian waifu someday so i can live there.
>>36758561
>canadian waifu
pajeet, ahmed or chang?
canada sucks. the dollar is shit compared to usa and its more expensive in the sense you get paid less than america.
there is no reason to live in canada over the US.
>>36758600
none of those I'm european.
but canada's health care and education system are better
>>36758561
You can just find places in the US that are like Canada. In the US if you live in some cuck hellhole like new york you can move to somewhere like Utah or Maine. If you love diversity and liberalism you can move to a place like Minnesota. Here in Canada it's just cuckcuckcuckcuckcuck cuck 24/7 forever and ever until you killyourself. Thats what A lot of people don't realize about the US is theres a lot for everyone.
who remembers math circus
>>36749633
Because at some point it was decided that Canadian culture should be the combined culture of the loudest immigrants. They all it "muliticulturalism", I call it cultural marxism.
>>36750826
This
>>36752776
That's better than changing "Canadian culture" to mean the culture of immigrants.
>>36759136
The one where you had to cross the snow and the monsters try to catch you was scary as fuck. Also the tightrope and basketball was the shit.
>TFW peed myself in kindergarten playing that game because I didn't want to lose my spot on the computer
>>36760233
ptsd.jpg
>>36759136
oh fuck yes. math circus, sammy's science whatever, kid pix, and cromagnon racers were the bulk of computer lab time
Why was the weather good and then shit again? London here
>>36758664
>healthcare
there are upsides and downsides. wait times are long as fuck (several weeks to months for anything involving a specialist). Good surgeons/specialists are in the US
>>36749633
/pol/ ruined your image
>>36760366
Which image are you talking about anon
>>36755253
>be newf
>lost my job at Shoppers Drug Mart on Friday
>have to cut back on my beer intake until I get a job
>drank one nonalcoholic beer in mom's basement while playing a 3ds
I'm enjoying being free, but I am not cut out for the neet life
>>36760361
it's true, having lived in both Canada and the us I much prefer the us system
in canada I spent about six months on a waitlist to see a psychiatrist, and another six months to get a prescription
in the us I called and got an appointment the next day and got a prescription that same appointment
>>36760387
this one
i don't agree with the other anon though, this image is good
>>36760490
we also have no control over efficiency or spending. people wait months for surgeries because muh costs but at the same time we don't give a fuck about people going to the ER (which costs ~$500 every time someone checks in) for useless bullshit.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING ASIANS HERE
>>36756468
not that guy but i do eh
Any Londonbots here?
I hate this place, but I don't know where I'd move to if I even had the chance.
>>36760607
I'm in London, who /westernfag/ here
>>36760627
My brother was in Western. What are you taking there
>>36760627
Are you Asian? Every time I bus past Western there are Asians everywhere. Hell, the stretch from Wonderland at Oxford to Sarnia is quickly turning into little Chinatown.
>>36760661
med
>>36760673
I'm white
>>36760685
Ah. My brother was doing some masters in music and pop culture or some hipster shit
>>36760685
yeah western has a decent music program I hear. I did my undergrad here too. To answer more to >>36760673, business kids tend to make up most of the Asians. Science is mostly brown, everything else is white
turdo is trash
>>36760732 was meant for >>36760710 oregano original
I always just assumed the refugee crisis was a meme and that I wouldn't ever encounter one. Now my city is full of them. Makes me sad to think how far we've let this go. Our Grandfathers fought WW2 in vein.
>>36760732
How do you like it at Western?
>>36760791
>tfw there are few refugees in my town, beyond some guy who works in a Barber Shop
>>36760791
>tfw whites are a minority in your town
>they weren't a few years ago
>20 years ago it was literally all white
Why do we let them in? They never integrate.
>>36760921
Where do you live, poltard
>>36760900
It's good, the culture is reasonably ok in my program. In my undergrad here (science) there were a lot of pre-meds who thought they were the shit, but none of them got into med like I did (mostly a social outcast just worked hard as fuck the whole time)
Now in med it's better, our class is pretty chill compared to what I've heard elsewhere (apparently other schools are full of "muh plastic surgery" people). I've met a couple other people like me
>>36760971
nice try communist, fucking kill yourself
>tfw boyfriend is American
I won't be Canadians for too much longer :(
>>36761038
What are you, a rightist retard?
>>36761019
Sounds much comfier than my school desu
>>36760971
Outside Toronto
Im >>36760921
>>36761038 is an imposter
>>36761173
it's pretty comfy I have to say. I remember in uni there was the meme of "people are smarter/mature so they're nicer than high school" which was not true. Now that's actually pretty true. Lots of people are 4-6 years older than me, chill, married, etc.
>>36752291
Real software development jobs only exist for people with 5-10 years of experience. The media constantly insinuates that the "shortage" will be solved by flooding the market with new grads, and are terminally misinformed.
As a new grad, you're mostly limited to testing jobs (or a frontend webdev job if you're "lucky").
>>36761275
Sounds awesome. How old are you?
I went to college twice. I found the second group were much more mature.
vancouver bro here wassup
>>36762375
>vancouver bro here
>>36762620
go eat snow, loser
>>36760361
>>36760490
Hospital:
>Broke my leg surgery next day... weeks of rehab when healed.
>Life threatening illness diagnosed same day with specialist follow up... Cured!
>Another quick surgery for somethimg else.
Walk-in Clinic:
>3 specialists each ready the following week for other stuff.
>Prescriptions same day.
Canadian Health Care is amazing! Don't go to the hospital when all you need is a clinic.
>>36762715
Go do some heroin or something, Vannie
>>36760577
>FUCKING
Answer is in the question.
>>36760791
>in vein
>>36751946
I thought lefties only cared about immigrants who were poor and brown?
>Live in Ottawa
>Practically no one speaks English
>All French, Asian or Arabic dialects
>Rent is extremely high
>Libtards everywhere
I wanna move north near Hudson Bay but I'm broke as fuck.
>>36763214
>trading kebabs for natives
there's hardly a difference. you'll just become more likely to be stabbed instead of exploding
>>36763269
The count of stabbings that happen around here just keeps on climbing. I feel like I could at least bear dealing with natives though.
>>36749633
I was recently watching a Zizek talk where he, in reference to Hegel, claimed that in our current capitalist, democratic, egalitarian, so on, society man is defined not by who or what he is, but rather by what he produces, the effects of his efforts to develop himself.
The necessity of a king is that, by having the highest authority rest on a purely corporal being which IS, rather than BECOMES (compared to the President, which is a super human institution that temporarily embodies itself in lofty political actors), is that it grounds all effort and ambition on a more human scale. The corporal embodiment of a thing is thus free from existential dread, as its assured of its place within the world based on its own inherent being, rather than some external factors. The radical end of such a philosophy being the Indian cast system, in which various casts embody various corporate identities within society.
All this reminds me of the following quotation of Julius Evola:
"Being and stability are regarded by our contemporaries as akin to death; they cannot live unless they act, fret, or distract themselves with this or that. Their spirit (provided we can still talk about a spirit in their case) feeds only on sensations and on dynamism, thus becoming the vehicle for the incarnation of darker forces."
>>36763438
Which, I argue, illuminates a striking (if unintentional) contrast between the American dream (of tragic success, as reflected in the movie Scarface), and the Canadian dream (of building a life not just for yourself but for your people free from the persecution of the old world, in some vast and wild frontier).
Tribalism is a factor in Canadian life in a way that it isn't in American life. We often call ourselves a mosaic, compared to America's melting pot, and this is strikingly true. One needs only to walk down the street to see the way in which Sikhs, Amish, Quebecois, Natives, and so on constantly affirm their traditional ways of life.
This is similar to the ethnic diversity of many Kingships during the middle ages, where different ethnic groups could find freedom from persecution under the protection of a monarch. The settlement of Jews in Prague under Maximilian, is an obvious example. By embodying its authority in a person, rather than a peoples, monarchist lend themselves to a form of multiculturalism inconceivable under democracy.
Therefore when Justin Trudeau said earlier this year that we are a "post national" country, he might just as well have claimed that we're a "pre national" one.
Why haven't you moved to the Yukon yet /r9k/?
Why do you continue to toil under the sufferances of civilization when a vast unspoiled frontier awaits you?
>>36764272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCt9FxwBgUE
>>36764272
That's a nice photo. Yukon seems the prettiest of all the territories, and maybe even the provinces. I definitely want to move there soon, just don't know if I can afford it as well as get a job so easily.
>>36752419
Don't listen to that anon. Toronto does not have a good economy right now. The whole country is in bad shape.
>>36751535
Victoria Quadra street here
>>36765465
whenever i am in victoria im always amazed how there aren't any shootings because of how utterly fucked the roads are
>>36751185
This is the most retarded thing I've ever read. Where are you shopping? I live in the GTA and lettuce is 80 cents, a bag of frozen shrimp is like $8 and salmon fillet has always been expensive, but you can get enough for like a week of meals for $20.
If you don't have a job, you should go get one instead of demanding the government give you gibs. Fuck.
>>36751822
>tfw Ontario is just slowly dying
>No jobs, no opportunities, no hope
I'm in Ont and I'm able to find plenty of work. Maybe you're just a self-entitled failure?
who /markham/ here
comfy times getting any kind of asian food Iwant for cheap
>>36765655
The roads are not even developing country level. It's utterly fucked, and traffic makes me want to go postal
>>36749633
Seriously anon, Canada, the real Canada can never die if you don't want it to. Buying a Red Ensign would be a good place to start, also try helping out at your local legion office.
>>36765465
OH SHIT. I live near Quadra too my dude. Quadra + Mckenzie here. A/S/L? Tell me about yourself a lil bor.