Speed Date Thread

>>36889598
>Sex?
Yes.
>Height?
No.
>Weight?
No.
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
10.
>Best personal quality?
Nice.
>Worst personal quality?
Nasty.

>>36889598
>Sex?
M
>Height?
6'5"
>Weight?
195
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
5
>Best personal quality?
Sense of humor
>Worst personal quality?
Too cynical of others

Sex - M
Height - 6' 2"
Weight - 175lbs
Phys rating - i'd consider myself anywhere between 7 and 8
Best quality - Intelligence and Humor
Worst quality - I can seem arrogant and belittling without meaning to

>>36889598

37yo M

6'2"

200 lbs

6/10

anxiety, depression, alcoholic, diabetes, gout, degenerative disc disease (recovering from my second back surgery in 5 years), no friends, belly flab.

I can talk to people if I'm drunk, but then they aren't as interested in talking to me.

>>36889774
Best and worst traits are switched

>>36889774
You're a pretty big guy. But you didn't list any good qualities m8. Don't be so hard on yourself

>>36889598
>Sex?
Male
>Height?
6'3"
>Weight
180 lbs
>Physical rating 1-10
8
>Best personal quality?
Obedient
>Worst personal quality?
Sexual deviant/half-black

>>36889798
Being able to talk while drinking is my good quality.

>Sex?
M
>Height?
6'3"
>Weight?
a lot.
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
3/4 because weight.
>Best personal quality?
Sense of compassion, and caring for others. Loyalty.
>Worst personal quality?
Self-deprecating and at times hopeless.
fatty

>>36889598
>not attaching contact details for direct contact

>>36889811
Not gay, but post pictures so I can see what is considered an 8/10

>>36889853
I also forgot to put age too. Apparently I'm pretty shit at speed dating

>>36889861
>posting pictures of myself on the internet
>where I can be easily identified and doxxed because I post here all the time
Lolno

>>36889892
Fair enough, I wouldn't either. Might have to update your best quality though, because you aren't that obedient lol

>>36889929
I'm also not dating you, so I have no incentive to be obedient.
I'm not a pushover for anyone who tells me to do something. I'll only obey the person I'm dating.

>>36889970
I'm just fucking with ya buddy, no worries.

male
six feet
200 lbs
7
I'm humble
I don't have any flaws :^)

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>>36890021
>Humble
>Don't have any flaws

>>36889598
>Sex?
mtf tranny
>Height?
178cm
>Weight?
79.9kg (thicc)
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
like a 6.2
>Best personal quality?
im not autistic like the rest of them - i think.
>Worst personal quality?
im a tranny.

>>36890203
How big is your dicc?

>>36890203
Nothing worse than a huge tranny. Women are supposed to be delicate and feminine.

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>>36889598
>Sex?
F
>Height?
5'6''
>Weight?
132lbs
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
7
>Best personal quality?
i have a hymen, it's intact
>Worst personal quality?
i have meme disorders such as depression and bipolarity

>>36890311
Kik or SC?

>>36890273
Women are also supposed to be women

>>36890311
Dibs
I called dibs

>>36890311
>5'6
>132lbs
Still bigger than me. Where my qts at?

>>36890105
Good point. Maybe I'm too humble.

>>36890311
>tfw no mentally ill chubby fembot to deflower

>>36889598
>male
>6ft/183cm 7"
>71kg
>6.5 average from /soc/
>hmm.. caring? good at giving advice and tfw too intelligent
>in an existential crisis, depressed and sociophobic. narcissistic and a jerk

>>36890311
Yo, anythin to make contact on?

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>>36890367
Florida

>>36890442
I thought that for my height that's considered normal weight.....

>>36890272
not very
>>36890273
whatever

>>36890516
is that kim possible the anime? hook me up with a title senpai

>>36889598
Another of these? Sure, why not.
>Sex?
Male
>Height?
6'1"
>Weight?
190
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
5/10? I don't know how attractive I am, but previous gf's didn't have a problem.
>Best personal quality?
I act quirky, but I also really love thinking and analysing things.
>Worst personal quality?
Unemotional, not really put off by rude behavior.

>>36890516
That's much too far away. It's no good.

>>36890551
not kim possible, it's an anime called flip flappers

>Sex?
Male
>Height?
5'10'
>Weight?
Haven't weighed myself in a long time but I'm a little chub so...
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
Friend says if I lost weight I'd be a solid 8 so... about a 7?
>Best personal quality?
Humorous and loyal. I'll care enough to where I'm anticipating seeing you but not enough to where I'm clingy.
>Worst personal quality?
Oversensitive Crybaby, cheapskate, picky eater.

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>>36890516
>normal weight

hmmmmmmmmm

>>36889598
>Sex?
m
>Height?
5'9"
>Weight?
55kg
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
6
>Best personal quality?
smart
>Worst personal quality?
lazy

>>36889598
>Sex?
Female
>Height?
5'1
>Weight?
118
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
7-ish?
>Best personal quality?
Look 16, act maternal
>Worst personal quality?
Everything else

>>36890516
Why does Florida so many mentally ill fembots?

>Height?
6'
>Weight?
~200lb
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
Probably 6, 10/10 in my mind
>Best personal quality?
Kind of smart, maybe funny to some people, kind/polite to white people
>Worst personal quality?
I'm alive

>>36890703
>5'1
That's more like it.

L O N D O N

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>>36889598
male
5,8
152
8
hard worker
stressed out easily

>Sex?
Female (18)
>Height?
5'5
>Weight?
115lb
>>Physical Rating from 1-10?
6? Maybe 7? Idk really
>Best personal quality?
KHV if that's important to you
>Worst personal quality?
Sweaty hands

>>36890703
Which country are you in?

No.

>>36889598
>>36889598
>Find a bf/gf right here, right now! Just answer these simple questions:
>>Sex?
Male
>>Height?
180 cm but I doubt it
>>Weight
70 kg
>>Physical Rating from 1-10?
My body isn't as shitty maybe 7 but face is 5
>>Best personal quality?
I'm really original sometimes
>>Worst personal quality?
I'm unmotivated and dicklet

OP was an idiot and forgot to put location. But this thread will probably get moved to /soc/ soon anyway.

>>36890791
/soc/ steals all out men and women. It's not fair at all.
It's not even actively stealing, it's like they're just handed to them.

>>36890791
Ofc bc I reported it.

>>36890760
How would one add you on anything

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>>36890770
Burger reporting in

>>36890203
I'm a 7ish dude, same height same weight.
Wanna talk on discord?

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>>36890703
Got an email or something we can talk on?

>>36889850
P-post contact? ;-;

>guy
>190cm
>73 kg
>6.3
>sense of humor and wit
>social anxiety and minor autism

>>36890809
Implications of normiedom aside, this is why we get no opportunities. You'd pass it off to /soc/ and then they'll fuck the qt virgins and we'll be right back to complaining about loneliness.

>>36890887
I'm roundraccoon#4543 on discord, that's pretty much it

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why is no one posting contacts
reeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Sex?
Male
>Height?
5"2
>Weight?
43kg
>Physical Raiting from 1-10?
8.9
>Best personal quality?
Not afraid of anything.
>Worst personal quality?
Pretty violent.

>>36890924
Because they're not real, anon.

>>36889598
>Male
>Like 5'10-5'11
>Keep floating between 90 and 95. HCV makes it impossible for me to gain weight
>7/10 too much acne and skin blotches but people say my hair and face look cute
>I have a passion for knowledge, especially regarding science. Also super interested in theories about corporations and conglomerates
>Lazy and unmotivated which sometimes keeps me from even furthering myself in my hobbies

>>36890825
What's your kik/discord/ whatever

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>>36889598
>>Sex?
M
>>Height?
6'2
>>Weight?
145lb
>>Physical Rating from 1-10?
6
>>Best personal quality?
Loyal, nice
>>Worst personal quality?
Social awkwardness, boring, only play vidya.
Unemotional

>Sex?
Male
>Height?
6'3
>Weight?
chubby
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
5/10
>Best personal quality?
Loyal, attentive and loving. maybe some others
>Worst personal quality?
i hate my body, I'm prone to anxiety and I have bipolar disorder so that's a deal breaker 99% of the time

well bye

>Sex?
F
>Height?
5'4
>Weight?
110lb
>>Physical Rating from 1-10?
6.5
>Best personal quality?
I can be your Asian qt
>Worst personal quality?
flat chested af

>>36891216
Are you just looking for citizenship?

>>36890854
post discord

oreganoorangatano

>>36889598
>Sex?
Malee
>Height?
5'6 manlet, make fun of me!
>Weight?
135 lbs I think Im not too skinny and not too fat either, just normal
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
7.5/10 maybe I was called cute though I don't see myself that way
>Best personal quality?
Disgusting romantic to the point of worrying about you so much.I just want a loved one, gf or something like that to take care of. I'd willing to live with that person or if this person lives far away from me, just move and once I am in this person country or wherever just hugs to never let this person escape, in other words, protect this person, I'd do all of this because my personality is this way and I doubt I can find someone like me, but well, dream is free.
>Worst personal quality?
I'm kinda jealous and sometimes I feel down
but anyway if the person I mentioned before is with me, my problems dissapear, yes I'm a dependent person(with limits tho)


Well that's all, I don't know why I even posting if nothing will happen, I only dream.

>Sex?
F
>Height?
155cm
>Weight?
60kg
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
6?
>Best personal quality?
KHV, nice and loyal
>Worst personal quality?
Paranoid, anxious and desperate

>Sex?
male
>Height?
162cm
>Weight?
132 kg
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
2
>Best personal quality?
not easily offended, humor and social skills (even though im fat and ugly)
>Worst personal quality?
fat and ugly and asthma

>>36891216
Pls be my asian qt.

>>36891358
Location? age?

roiingdia

>>36891331
Hey, I'm a manlet too, although I'm significantly shorter.

Sex: Male
Height: short
Weight: stick thin
Rating: 6/10 7/10 if I'm feeling generous
Best quality: sense of humor
Worst quality: depression

>Sex?
male
>Height?
6'
>Weight?
176lb
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
7
>Best personal quality?
hard worker and logical
>Worst personal quality?
stressed easily

>>36891399
How tall are you anon?

Yes, this thread is full of tall people, why eve try if anyone will be interested?

>>36891457
I'm around 5"3.

>>36891235
Nah I have British citizenship it's fine

>>36891523
Weeaboo Desu are u? kek

>>36891484
Wew anon, you're really short..

Where are you from? If it's Europe you're kinda fucked, shortest girls there are around that height.

>>36891536
Why would I be a weeaboo?

>>36891587
Nah, not from Europe, I am from Asia actually, so I don't stress it much.

>>36891216
Why would you list best quality as a worst quality?

>Sex?
Male
>Height?
6'4
>Weight?
200lbs
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
8
>Best personal quality?
Charismatic, loyal, good voice
>Worst personal quality?
Can sometimes be arrogant and selifsh

>Sex?
M
>Height?
6 feet
>Weight?
200lbs
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
5/6 probably. 6 feet is borderline manlet here
>Best personal quality?
very strong, previous boxing career
>Worst personal quality?
Smoker, don't like my job, not into gaming at all (probably a negative for robots)

>>36890311
>>36890703
>>36891216
>best quality, list physical features.

These are vapid whores that probably have the personality of wet paper.

>>36891523
Brit? Whereabouts? I could sure go for a qt asian to stare at.

>>36890516
Hey I live in Florida!

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>>36891109
My discord is Trip#2556

>Sex?
M
>Height?
5"6
>Weight?
58kg
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
9
>Best personal quality?
I like to exercise, I am very caring, a sweet talker and people like my soft hair.
>Worst personal quality?
I can be a cocky bastard sometimes, acting before I think, I tend to get into fightsbecause of it,

>>36891666
do not trust the devil for thee is sinful and a lying sack of shit

>>36890516
I also live in Florida but I've pretty much sure girls don't exist here...

>>36889598
kinda bored rn, let's do this
> Sex?
M
>Height
Somewhere between 6 ft - 6 ft 1 (183 - 184cm)
>Weight
around 133-135 lb / 60-61 kg
>Physical rating
Not bad, I guess around 7/10. Even for my weight i look kinda /fit/, so I guess I could reach 8 or 9/10 if i keep working on it
> Best personal quality
Caring and honest, try to help whenever I can. Cheerful (except on a bad day obv)
> Worst personal quality
Kinda jealous, i guess (not of other's sucess etc; jealousy about my gf being around orbiters etc. i mean), also kinda shy at the beginning, but that vanishes once I know someone well

>>36891724
The devil speaks only the truth. That is why god hated him. The devil speaks the truth but the truth does not make man happy. The truth makes man miserable.

>>36891705
>>36891728

So? Will she marry you just because you both live in Florida too?


First love yourselves, dumbs, you two won't get anything with your shitty robot personality.

>>36891717
Good to see you again, don't you have enough yet, you literally post in every thread like this.

>>36891717
I'll add you when I get a chance
>>36891668
Near london. You?
>>36891632
I mean people who like flat chests are still in the minority and I do feel self conscious about it.
>good voice
Cool, what accent do you have?

>>36891728
i exist there but only in my house because i never ever leave it

>>36891770
>Cool, what accent do you have?
I'm Norwegian, so that kind of accent I guess. It's not too strong, but you can tell I'm not native.

>>36891779
I want to be a homebody with a shut-in girl. I want to make her happy.

>>36891770
Brum. It's full of the bad sort of asians but it's alright.

In a few years you can get a highspeed train up here and have a look.

>>36891761
Don't be mean to me. You know nothing of my life. You don't know me personally.

>>36891253
Zain19#7475

>>36891870
You're begging for a gf, that says a lot of you, dummie.

>Just weight
Nigga, at least ask for a body fat estimate.

I guess most of the fags here don't lift here, though. Never mind

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i need love :(

>Sex?
cute boi :3

>Height?
5'10"

>Weight?
155lbs

>Physical Rating from 1-10?
7.5/10, depending on the day 6-8

>Best personal quality?
communication? compassion maybe

>Worst personal quality?
too much empathy/naivete/gullible

>>36891838
what a heck that not something you post publicly

>>36891954
Can't be a cute boi if you're 5'10.

>>36891991
What it's it to you, my friend?

>>36891842
Unfortunately I haven't had the pleasure of going to Birmingham yet. What would you recommend to visit?

>>36891793
Oh interesting I've never heard a Norwegian accent before. I know that Icelandic accents are pretty cool though

>>36891995
liar 5'10 is qt, he's not even that tall desu
just because you're some big faggot who likes smol boys

>>36891754
wow super edgy dawkins level shit right there brooo!!! youre so fucking intellectual and deep, you know the TRUTH behind the big lie of modern religion, info wars dot com bro ftw! fuck christianity dude nahmsaiyan?

youre a fucking worthless gook whore, stop teasing sad white people when you know youll never do shit for us

post a titty or get the FUCK out of here, slant eyed soul-less cat eating bitch. asians are fucking weirdos

>>36891995
>>36892008
thats funny because i always think about how if i was taller i could be swole,,, but if i was shorter i could be cuter!

i was actually debating putting 5'11" or 5'9", in reality i have horrible posture so i'm more like 5'9"

but thank u guys for both of ur input ^-^

>>36892005
>What would you recommend to visit?
Fuck if I know. I don't get out much at all.

Some people lost their legs at Alton Towers and some kid recently died at Drayton Manor. Could go to either of those rollercoaster parks if you're feeling suicidal.
I guess the museums, art gallery or the sealife centre are also pretty good if you're into that sort of thing.

>>36892005
>I've never heard a Norwegian accent before
You should try it

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>Sex
benis
>Height
manlet, 170 (5'7")
>Weight
clinically overweight but not obese
>Rating
probably like 3 or 4 because I'm fat
>Best qualities
not antisocial, autistic or too beta
can usually keep a conversation going
will cuddle after sex
>Worst qualities
not Chad, very low energy
still in uni so no career yet

>>36892094
they're fucking horrible, really high pitched and annoying.

>>36892005
>>36892077
If I recall correctly, there is a place called the Ring Bull or some shit?

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>>36892109
The Bull Ring is just a pretty big shopping district.

>>36890516
are you still here? Pls come back :(

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>>36892064
From?

oregano origano

>Sex
Male
>Height
5"6.5ish
>Weight
59kg
>Physical Rating
8
>Best personal quality
People say I look like a k-pop idol, not that I take offense to that. Pretty fluent in English, can be a romanticist, care about my looks, pretty loyal and have a sweet voice apparently.
>Worst personal quality
I can get selfish at times. I am not good at fighting so I tend to fail at defending myself or anyone. I make rash decisions, not to mention I have pretty low stamina.

>>36890203

>tranny
>6.2

Don't lie to yourself

You're a 2/10 at best.

>everyone is on discord, planning the mad orgy
>tfw don't use discord and never have
All alone again.

M
6ft2in
225
7-9
Smart kind strong
Overly empathetic
Other things: enfp. Whitey. Big wang. Determined. Loving. Jealous. Musician/artist. im pretty cool. But i am on r9k so theres at flag
Skype: curbdog
Go4it

>>36891358
Lol u got a skype. This is curbdog check above

>>36892590
whatever ya say buckaroo :^)

>>36892005
Post contact, flatgirl.

>be "grill"
>post in this thread
>litterally every guy pounces on you to be your gf
>doesn't post contact info

Just admit your only here for attention.

>>36892944
Or boredom.

>>36892644
My dude, it takes like three minutes to make a burner account.

>>36889598
>Sex?
Male
>Height?
6'2"
>Weight?
77kg
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
8 (On a good day)
>Best personal quality?
Easy to get along with, good natured
>Worst personal quality?
Insecure

>>36892978
No, no. I know when I'm not wanted.

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>Sex?
Indeterminate androgynous shitposting custard tart
>Height?
6'4
>Weight?
210lbs
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
A solid 5 I reckon
>Best personal quality?
Chilled as a cucumber
>Worst personal quality?
Eat like a fucking animal

UK and looking for a Rowbutt qt

>>36892944
>litterally every guy pounces on you to be your gf
Maybe thats why they didnt post contact info

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>>36889598
>Sex?
Dude, 28
>Height?
5'7
>Weight?
125 give or take
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
Decidedly average. 5 or 6 probably?
>Best personal quality?
Patience
>Worst personal quality?
Obliviousness

>Sex?
Female
>Height?
5"4
>Weight?
42kg
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
7
>Best personal quality?
I'm a huge gamer and I love to read books, easy to talk to and openminded.
>Worst personal quality?
A very foul mouth at times, not afraid to show someone how I feel, can easily tell if I'm angry. Don't leave the house much at all.

>>36893108
LONDON

Speed date me, little petite anon.

>>36893141
I don't live in the UK unfortunately, I'm from Australia.

>>36893179
>literally as far away as possible

Oh well. Want to be friends anyway, cunt?

>>36893055
Thats why you post a throw away email.

If you come to this thread looking to date someone, get a bunch of offers, then not bother to getting to know them better, then why even post here.

>>36893194
You talk to them a bit in the thread first.
Why are you so desperate to get this broad alone? She probably knows exactly what happens once desperate faggots like you get them alone.

>>36893189
Sure thing, motherfucker.

>>36893228
Sweet

Discord, kik or skype ye roastie?

>Sex?
Male
>Height?
192cm-ish
>Weight?
120kg
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
3
>Best personal quality?
Can make anything a joke
>Worst personal quality?
Lazy af

I never knew all the femanons on here were super slim shorties. Genuinely thought they'd all be fat.

>>36893264
I think some of them are catfishers testing the waters, Anon.

>>36893220
Except most don't. They post and bail. Sure there are exceptions and a few have posted in the thread in responce. Those I'm not talking about.

>>36893261
Wanna talk first?

>>36893306
I'm not sure what you mean now, anon.

>Sex?
male
>Height?
6'
>Weight?
176lb
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
8-9
>Best personal quality?
hard worker and logical
>Worst personal quality?
stressed easily

>>36893296
Because every reply is just asking for contact info or soliciting sex then theres bitter faggots like you in the mix. No shit she doesn't reply to any of you.

>Sex?
Male
>Height?
6'2"
>Weight?
200 lbs (Been losing weight, goal weight of about 180)
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
At least 6/10
>Best personal quality?
Ambitious, to intelligent
>Worst personal quality?
Depressed, also I'll probably challenge all of your opinions

>>36889598
>Sex?
Female
>>Height?
5'4-5'5
>>Weight?
160lbs
>>Physical Rating from 1-10?
i've been rated from a 6-9 so
>>Best personal quality?
sense of humour/despite weight i dont look "fat"
>>Worst personal quality?
too upfront/ sensitive

>>36893330
Let's talk business first, I'm a person of dignity, refine tastes. I can't just go along with any old bastard, can I?

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>>36893429
Do you have a discord or email?

>>36893429
I like how this thread encourages no form of discourse and just kinda makes everyone spit numbers at eachother

>>36893484
i have discord

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do any of you seriously believe there are actual girls on /r9k/?

>>36893501
AmbrosiaMaple#9539

>>36893491
yes
>>36893502
what am i then D :
>>36893530
added

>>36889598
>>Sex?
Man and yes I'd love to
>>Height?
6'1"
>>Weight?
160-170 lb
>>Physical Rating from 1-10?
I usually get 7-8
>>Best personal quality?
Honest
>>Worst personal quality?
Paranoid

>>36893429
age
location
interests

pls

>Sex?
I identify as a demon with unknown gender that resides in the Demon Realm of X.
>Height?
Over 666cm
>Weight?
66kg
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
666/10.
>Best personal quality?
I am hot.
>Worst personal quality?
I am a bad influence.

>>36893552
somewhere between 1-99
uk
vidya, music, cooking; all stupid shit lole

>>36893599
how come you're on r9k?

>>36893599
WHERE IN THE UK?? UH YES

>>36893543
Is me
Probably should've added contact
discord is OutlawSprocket#9769

>>36893538
what am i then D :

a massive attention whore

>>36893654
the same reason anyone is on it, bored n gay
>>36893656
norn iron
>>36893702
;3

>>36893599
What vidya?

okkookok

>Sex?
F
>Height?
5'7
>Weight?
165 fat fucking bitch
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
1/10
>Best personal quality?
Good cook, loyal
>Worst personal quality?
Messy, cry easily

>>36893753
any retarded indie game on steam basically

>>36893768
>indie games

And another incompatible gamer. KURWA

>>36889598
>Sex?
M
>Height?
6'4
>Weight?
240
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
5
>Best personal quality?
Funny
>Worst personal quality?
Depressed

>>36893781
i dont like to play multiplayer games and what not, i play games to pass time yet still have fun, not to hang out with people. but then again i enjoy when my friends share screens on skype or something

>>36893766
Can I have contact?
I like food and don't mind girls who cry a lot

>>36893818
>has friends
Ewww go be with your orbiters

>>36893849
i dont have any orbiters ! baby please we can work this out :c

>>36893766
what is your location?

look at me, I'm being original

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>>36889598
>Sex?
Male
>Height?
5'9
>Weight?
165-170 pounds
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
face usually gets a 6-7 and I'm fairly fit too so i guess thats about right.
>Best personal quality?
I'm probably loyal to a fault, but if you gain my trust you'll have a companion for life.
>Worst personal quality?
Shy. Not good at opening up. Bad at verbal communication.

Anyone interested?

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>Sex?
M
>Age?
19
>Height?
idk, right below the average height for men
>Weight?
120 last time i checked, llean physique, dont work out
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
6/10, 7 on a good day. just average. also im black
>Best personal quality?
like to be silly/funny, hardly ever get mad, real lovey-dovey in a relationship sometimes
>Worst personal quality?
disorganized, procrastinate too much, ill get super jealous easily but i try hard not to let it show

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How about location you stupid cucks

I just come here and want to see how many people are not from fucking Wisconsin

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>>36889850
>Sex?
M
>Height?
6'3
>Weight?
243
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
4.5/10
>Best personal qualities?
Passionate, opinionated, well spoken, always trying to understand the ideals and mindsets of others, occasionally funny, can enjoy both company and solitude, great with animals/kids, very high parental instinct, values emotional connections, pragmatic and forgiving.
>Worst personal qualities?
Lazy, depressed, occasionally hypocritical, anxious, self doubting, overthinking, complacent, procrastinator, fat, self hating, self loathing and pretty much in a constant state of internal existential crisis, doesn't believe he is deserving of love in his current state

just end my fucking life lads

>>36893865
We can work it out!
We can work it out!
Life is very short!
And there's no tiiiiiime!
For fussing and fighting my friend!
I have always thought!
That it's a criiiiimmmeee!
So I will ask you once again!

>>36893264
All of them, literally of them, are men who are pretending.

The trick is to play chicken with them. Keep going until either they admit it or you fuck their man ass.

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>>36890975
>5'2, 94 pounds
>pretty violent

m8 I'm fairly sure a slightly larger than average middle school girl would have no problems beating you up

>>36894023
Huh... I would risk that.

>>36893502
shit I never knew Kurt Cobain was buds with Biggie

>>36894052
Please, I may be short as fuck but I can beat up people twice my size.

>>36893912
i also live in virginia

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>>36894128
Its not even your height that makes me doubt that but the fact that your the same weight as I was in the 5th grade.

>>36893502
no but im lonely enough to try

>>36894167
Eh, I'm lactose intolerant, so I have pretty weak bones and shit.

>>36889598
>Sex?
M
>Height?
189cm
>Weight?
94kg
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
5
>Best personal quality?
I spoil my friends with my neet bux
>Worst personal quality?
very hostile to new people

Are there any femanons from Florida?

;_;

>>36894128
hahaha holy shit, I could literally lift you up with one hand and your arms wouldn't even be able to reach my face

>>36894167
I guess manlet rage/napoleon syndrome is a real thing

>>36890771
What's your cock size senpai? Smaller than 5.5 inches is a dicklet.

>>36894199
>lactose intolerant
>manlet
>weak bones
>goes around being angry fighting people twice his size who could snap him in half with a flick from their little finger

kek

>>36894228
Good luck with that, bastard.
I can aim for other places.

>>36894255
Nobody was successful.

>>36893943
I used to live in wisconsin, in some small town. Where you from anon?

I'm in minnesota now.

>>36894273
All I need to do is put my hand on your head and you won't be able to touch me

If I actually punched you full tilt in the face I'd probably break your skull and kill you

And if I thought you were going to kick me in the balls like a bitch I'd just wear a cup

>>36889598
Man
Average
Average
Average
Some times funny, smarter than average
Hate everyone and everything

>>36891159
>nice
You might as well just hang yourself already, anon-kun.

>>36894276
south east area, might as well be in Illinois. and you?

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>>36890975
If this is real there's no way you'd be considered a 8.9 at that size by anyone other then closeted pedos.

>>36894273
Just say it outright that you're just looking for an excuse to touch their dick

>>36889598
Male
6'3
210
7.75
Smart
I lack a dream

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>Sex?
(Male)
>Height?
6'2"
>Weight?
250 or so
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
3 or 4
>Best personal quality?
Funny, sometimes
>Worst personal quality?
Beta

>>36889598
>Sex?
M
>Height?
6'8" two separate measurements btw hahakillme
>Weight?
175lbs
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
7-8
>Best personal quality?
Honesty, loyalty, funny
>Worst personal quality?
Cynical, depression, no motivation

>>36894311
I'd like to see you try, you're all talk but no bite.

>>36894366
If I wanted to touch some motherfucker's dick, I would just do it anyway.

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>Sex?
M
>Height?
Around 5'5" or 165cm
>Weight?
About 65kg
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
6-7, maybe.
>Best personal quality?
Nice, quiet, honest.
>Worst personal quality?
Paranoid, cynical, depressive.

Let's see what you've got. UK based. Throwaway contact: [email protected]
Not gay, by the way. Hit me up you silly girls.
You would need to like fantasy, sci-fi and vidya.

This hopeless and pointless

>>36894446
post location and we can have a fucking go at it, I've been wanting to fight an angry manlet for a while

Just be warned I have some repressed anger issues and I'm not sure I can stop punching after I've started

>>36889598
>Sex
M
>Height
6'1
>Weight
Like 150 lbs
>Physical rating
A positive number I'd hope, when I had longer hair I would get 6s to 8s on /soc/, no idea now.
>Best personal quality
I'm honestly drawing a blank, kindhearted and all that shit seems like the bare-minimum for someone who isn't a male model, ripped as fuck or rich so I may as well say "I have a pulse". That's what I will say, my best personal quality is that I haven't killed myself yet.
>Worst quality
I'm disorganized as hell and I bounce between different thoughts and things like a dumbass. It's problem, made me look like a scumbag more than once just because I would completely forget "that thing" because I got caught up in 15 other things.

>>36891915
>>>/fit/
gb2 where thou came from, faggot.

>>36894544
I'm from Japan, but sure, come fly over here and we can have a one on one, I'm not going to pull punches either, I have anger issues too actually so I would love to vent on a huge as fuck giant.

>>36893050
d i s c o r d

originalityisnotsomethingipossess

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>>36894446
hahahaha m8 I'm not even joking you're the same size as I was in elementary school, with probably weaker bones on top of that. I honestly don't think you'd stand a chance against fucking Ciara who Dwarfs you just as a cute 16 year old girl. Even when she was fucking anorexic or wasn't eating or something she still weighed more then you m8.

>>36894592
does that make you a chink or a weeb? Either way it's sad

I'd love to fly over and beat the shit out of you, but I'm a poor fucking NEET so you're gonna have to come to me

I'm gonna pick you up and punt you like a fucking football

>>36894505
it is
>>36894544
i dont think OP started this thread to get people together like this lads

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>Everyone is a 7/8/9 out of 10

>>36894592
The "huge fucking giant" is probably regular people sized you fucking munchkin.

>>36894638
Shut up, I'm just tight framed and shit. I can still beat up anyone.

>>36894642
The former, I guess, I'm not some sweaty ass gaijin, but sure, if you're worth the time, I wouldn't mind flying, I guess.

>>36894697
Do you wanna fight too?

>>36894682
I got my ratings from here, /soc/ and everyone I talk to about it irl

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>>36890975
Nigga I'm 5'5 and 40 kg.
Manlet hug ?

>>36894357
Ahh I lived up north-ish. I was in Illinois last year. I feel like pretty much no one on here is from Wisconsin let alone know it exists.

>>36894725
Shit, should I be worried about chink kung fu magic? I never signed up to fight a fucking karate midget, have seen enough movies to know how big bulky 6'3 200+ lb strong man vs asian midget goes

>>36894659
Shut the fuck up the only people on here are guys, guys pretending to be girls and guys who want to be girls

Starting r9k fight clubs is literally the best way we can tell the normies to go fuck themselves

>>36894837
Nah, don't expect much karate, I may know it but I prefer good old punching and kicking.

>>36894830
Well, I don't usually accept hugs but since you're a fellow, sure.

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>>36894866
How old are you and how many gfs ?

>>36894837
lmao im not against it, i just thought it was funny

>>36894913
I'm 19, almost 20 soon.
I used to have a girlfriend but I ditched her because she was too fucking stubborn.

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>>36894764
>l got my ratings from here, /soc/ and everyone I talk to about it irl

>>36894866
>he knows karate
>oh don't worry anon I totally won't trap you in some bullshit magic flip twist knot and break every bone in both your arms

I'm game to BTFO a jap midget anyway but if you try any of that kung fu shit I'm gonna snap you in half and throw you down a well, comprende?

>>36894947
you got a lot of games

>>36894947
Your disbelief of a fact does not make it any less true

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>>36894725
>Shut up, I'm just tight framed and shit. I can still beat up anyone.

You're somehow underweight for 5'2. How is that even possible? (pic related)

If you want to fight fly out to Bloomington, Indiana come on over. I think a more appropriate fight would be between you and my cousin in Middle School, though She's 5'5, 120 pounds and is really good at field hockey, so you still might be a bit outmatched. But if you want to get sent to the hospital I have no qualms about it.

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>Sex?
M
>Height?
178
>Weight?
90
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
5.5
>Best personal quality?
Romantic but not emotional
>Worst personal quality?
Can't pick up on subtle hints

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>>36894967
>Your disbeIief of a fact does not make it any less true

>>36894965
Deal, I'd prefer it to be a fair fight anyway.
But if you try anything funny, I won't hesitate to break you in fucking half.

>>36894968
Well, maybe it's because I don't have dairy and I don't eat much anyway.
Not to mention I take part in exercise and other shit.

Also, be it guy or girl, I don't give a shit, I won't hesitate to fucking break some legs, no promises that injury would be out of the question.

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>>36894943
Do you ever think you are angry to compensate ?
I don't want to be mean or anything.
I always think about it so I try to remain calm and not get too angry.

>post contact
>no-one messages me
It's like you don't want to be happy.

>>36889598
>Sex?
MtF
>Height?
185cm
manlets pls go
>Weight?
170lbs
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
Not a clue, but I get nice comments even in this dump
>Best personal quality?
I'm cool as shit nigga
>Worst personal quality?
NONE

Gimme a BF or GF pls ty

>>36895052
nigga I'm over a foot taller than you and I'm over 3 times your weight, how the fuck are you going to snap me in half?

Do you wanna know what I do in my spare time? I go up into the mountains and punch trees for a couple hours because it feels so fucking good.

>>36895100
>cm and lbs
Oh shit hon what are you doing

>>36895047
Your disbelief and mocking of my knowledge in a fact doesn't make it less true either
I know I'm right

>>36895078
What's your contact anon, I'll talk to you

>>36895100
Do you pass?
Age?
Location?
Interests?

>>36895047
Post your fat hairy belly again already.

>>36894550
>It's problem
It's a problem*, whenever I edit my posts I make more typos.

>>36889598

>>Sex?
m4f
>>Height?
6'0
>>Weight?
195lb
>>Physical Rating from 1-10?
8
>>Best personal quality?
huge cock
modesty
>>Worst personal quality?
tsundere

Daily reminder that this will never get you a gf.

All these 'fembots' are just larping.

I know, ive been masquerading as a few of them haha.

>>36890516
Anon hate to be the one telling you this, but you're chunky

>>36895060
Well, I have anger issues, not to mention she always bitches and rants like she's my fucking mom, it was okay for a while but it soon got to me that I couldn't handle it. I just want someone who is able to appreciate me and not treat me like a fucking kid.
I can be a swell guy, it's just that I get angry when people piss me off, even if it's over something small.

>>36895109
I don't give a shit if you live on top of a beanstalk, I will fucking break your bones.
I train everyday, I broke the legs of fucking shitheads who had the nerve to call me a midget in the past, hospitalised them and got expelled from school when I was younger a few times.

>>36895122
What do you want from me!


>>36895129
>Do you pass?
Not sure, but I've never been questioned
>Age?
21
>Location?
England
>Interests?
I'm boring as fuck

>>36895052
Post your body then lol. Also you can't break my bones when your own would shatter on contact with mine

Also if you had anything other then the muscles of a middleschooler you would have broken the 3 digitweight barrier, because muscles make you heavier you fucking retard.

>>36895210
Stick to one measurement system you shitlord

>>36889598
>Sex?
Male (MtF)
>Height
5'9
>Weight
235 lbs. but working on it
>Physical rating from 1-10?
I think I'm like a 4 desu
>Best personal quality?
I think I'm nice and I could talk about vidya all day.
>Worst personal quality?
Really hard on myself and have a terrible self image.

>>36895241
wanna talk about vidya?

>>36895168
>larp
No, you idiot. You can RP as one but you can't LARP as one.

I've RP'd as one. But because it's online it's only RP.
Still, being that stupid does make you more convincing.

>>36895190
see you're promising not to use your yellow jap bastard magic on me and now you're bragging about breaking people's legs, which is only easily done through the use of yellow jap bastard magic

I'm not retarded, I won't fight someone who's go to move is to break my legs, because then my easiest way to beat you would be to rush/grapple and snap your fucking neck

I don't want to maim you I wanna punch your ugly slanty eyed midget face

>>36895261
uhh yeah sure.
I mostly play fighting games. That cool?

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>mfw I don't want a gf
>mfw I just want friends to care for
>mfw I just want friends that care for me

>>36895156
Why would l ever so such a thing?

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>>36895156
Why would l ever do such a thing?

>>36895241
>Really hard on myself and have a terrible self image.
good you should you fat degenerate retard

>>36895127
Talk to everyone, anon. Find all the contacts and talk to everyone.

>>36895320
uh, i kinda suck at fighting games desu, only ever played skullgirls
sorry

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>>36895341
>Tfw high-school has passed and it's impossible to make new friends.

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>>36895413
>mfw I made uni friends but they already have other friends and don't want to hang out

>>36889598
Male
5'11
10 stone
7
Extroverted
Lazy

>>36895341
same anon
oyasumi

>>36895302
What I did then is irrelevant to our fight, I will still fight fair and square with you, fucking gaijin.

>>36895237
I'm still in the middle of fucking training, I'm slowly getting more gains.

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>>36895446
>Tfw I almost made a friend with a girl who had a lot in common with me, but we'll never have anymore classes in common and I didn't get her contact info

>>36889598
>Sex?
F
>Height?
5'6
>Weight?
70 something k
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
6
>Best personal quality?
I sing fine , art fine, know who I am and am considerate sometimes
>Worst personal quality?
I'm rude and I have no sense of time

>>36895532
>Know who I am

Why do girls say stuff like this?

>>36895519
>I'm slowly getting more gains

Do you have any at all? Seriously do you?

Also where's that body pic, because I refuse to believe fully grown men as tiny as you actually exist.

Please come to america to fight me so I can rape you. Just as your spirit breaks I will cum.

>Sex?
F
>Height?
5'3"
>Weight?
110lbs
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
Just a 5. Don't wear makeup.
>Best personal quality?
Honest and helpful.
>Worst personal quality?
Too honest and helpful so get taken advantage of all the time.

>>36895532
uhm

>I sing fine

Whak kind of music do you sing/like?

Singer roboto here, I'm not Pavarotti or Alfredo but I like to sing

And how can you be rude if you sing reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>36895519
Sounds good to me then, I should know better than to trust a dirty jap but I'll make an exception just this once

post an email and we can get this thing fucking arranged

Just to be sure though, do you really want to fight a fucking canadian lumberjack? Cause I can guarantee without your yellow magic I'l fucking crush you

>>36890311
can i wife u

post ages people

>>36895650
Alright, fine, I'm pretty skinny right now, but I'm still doing fucking exercise and I have guns on my arms.
It will me doing the raping, you motherfucker.

>>36895673
I don't care if you're Canadian or american or fucking African, I will take you on.

>>36895661
>honest and helpful
>posts on 4chan

hmmmmmmmmm

>>36895401
Yeah you're right : ^)

>>36895405
That's fine. What do you usually play?

>>36895661
What are your interests? I-i won't take advantage of you.

>>36895532
Location?

Also want to be my rude gf?

>>36895597
Do they think there are people who don't know who they are, or am I missing something?

>>36895697
the only thing you'll be taking on is a bunch of fucking bruises you jap bastard. I'm going to re-enact hiroshima and nagasaki on your fucking face, you hear me?

>>36895661
You sound so fucking cute. Whats your location? I promise to always protect you ad hold you petite body in my arms.

>>36895724
It makes them sound like they've achieved self-acutalization or whatever. Enlightened.

>>36895661
I really want someone like you, what would you like to find in a guy?

>>36895708
There's a lot of boards and a lot of different kinds of people.
Used to come here to chat to the lonely and depressed people. It seems pointless these days, since most left and it's almost all normals.

>>36895661
Which country are you in? Who was the one who hurt you?

>>36895711
ill play pretty much anything besides fighting games
been playing witcher 3, nier:automata, and for honor recently. used to play league, got bored of it though.

>>36895803
Even the lonely and depressed want significant others, my friend

>>36895740
Bring it on fucker, I can take anything you throw at me, I hope you can do the same.

>>36895661
I like girls that don't wear makeup
Pick me

>>36895767
huh, sounds like something someone would say as a filler answer, so in other words doesn't really mean anything.

>>36895826
do you play ffxiv? I wouldn't mind getting back into it or some other mmo. Or maybe cs or something, I'm fine with that too

>>36895803
I used to talk a lot to people like you, that's a nice thing for you to do anon.

Didn't help and I'm still broken but at least I know that I'm broken, I've been considering seeing a psychologist lately

>>36895877
It's like saying I'M NOT AWARE OF TOO MANY THINGS, I KNOW WHAT I KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

>>36895839
I've been on board the USS Missouri and I will be more than happy to accept your fucking surrender after I've beaten the shit out of you

Now post a throwaway email or something, or are you just being a typical slanty eyed jap and never intending to back up your big words with any actual action?

>>36895883
i would play ffxiv if my shit laptop could handle it. my desktop broke some time ago so im just dealing with this for now. i play wow kind of but i havent renewed my subscription in a bit

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>>36890311
Nice try anon but thats all too good to be true.

>>36895948
Please, I don't back down from a fight, bastard.
I can make a throwaway email, or I can give you a discord or some shit if you're interested.

>>36895999
throwaway email would be best you nip fuck, just you wait I'm gonna hit your little yellow noggin so hard it'll straighten out your eyes

>>36895975
How is bipolar too good to be true? Most of the time she'll have no interest in doing anything no matter how much yoi try to help.

>>36895661
how old are you? you sound like wife material.