What are your worst experiences with guests? >me, chilling

>>36892648
>hot pockets
are you a mod by any chance?

>>36892724
I wouldn't moderate this autistic shithole of a board for free, at least.

>>36892648
>go downstairs to get a Pepsi
>1 am
>I don't think anyone would be down there so I just wear some boxers and nothing else
>I begin my descent down the stairs
>when I get down I realize my Stacy sister has some friends over
>it's a bunch of teenage girls watching some movie in the living room
>they say hi
>I realize that i don't have a shirt on and they can see how much of a skelly I am
>"n-no thanks"
>grab the Pepsi and run
That still gives me anxiety

>>36892648
The simple rule in this instance is don't bumb it.

Although how big is your house, jeez

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>Be me
>15
>Bedridden with the shits
>Day consists of running to the bathroom and back to shit my brains out
>feels bad man
>Mom invited close friend
>Friend is using bathroom
>purge of excrement engaged
>Full spaghetti
>knock on door
>"One minuuute!!" She says in a sing song voice
>"Mrs. Anon, pls i need to go."
>"almost dooone!" She says again
>mfw I shit my pants there
>Mfw she walks out and sees me
>mfw she was making me wait to do her fucking makeup

>>36892841
>only having 1 bathroom in your house
Stay poor nigger.

>be me
>18th birthday is being celebrated in conjunction with new years eve because the dates are close together
>playing vidya in my bedroom with headphones on to drown out celebration downstairs
>cousin's kids come in to my room and bother me
>accidentally curse at them
>one of them has ADD, she spergs out and makes a big deal about it telling everyone
>her father tries giving me shit
>ignore him and just stare at my computer screen
>he shakes his head and leaves, saying "sort yourself out, mate"

his words ruminate to this very day