*blocks your path* >heyyy, you're cuter than all the

Turns 360 degrees and walks away
Le original

>Um ok...
>get number
>go on about my day

Flash me so i know you're a not a cop.

It's a vice cop trying to bust people buying alcohol for underage kids

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>>36892078
Older? What do you mean? I'm 18 and if you consider me to be older then I really don't think we should even be talking in the first place.

>>36892125
You walk straight into her?

>>36892078
>that circle blue downwards arrow sign
what am i doing out of the US?

>>36892078
>AAAA IT'S THE FUCKING FEDS TRYING TO HONEYPOT ME AGAIN RREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36892078
"I shall not be swayed off of the path of magick by you."

>Drop phone
>fart bending over to pick it up
>piss self
>cry and sperg power walk as fast as possible past her

>>36892078
women are getting less and less cute

>>36892125
Fucking retard! You have just walked into her!

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>>36892078
N-No thanks. i'm Loyal to my 2d waifu. thanks for the offer though: i'm sure you'll find another man :)

>>36892270
>what am i doing out of the US?
Picking up underaged brazillians

>>36892078
I'm only 21 you blind bitch

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I would violently rape her, maybe even choke her to death depending on my mood.

gtfo clown face

>No thanks, I already have one false rape accusation and I don't plan to have another. Stupid bitch.

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Jesus CHRIST!!!! There is no fucking end to the terrible horrible awful things I would do that little country girl you fucking cunt!!! I would absolutely be her third kiss, when she's just getting comfortable with it, and she's played around over the clothes a little bit, but she knows what feels good. Fuck man, I would bury my nose between her lips through her panties. I wound smell her girl smell. God damn I would let her get apprehensive, and shy. She would bite her bottom lip while she moved my cock to her entrance. "I'm glad it's you, Anon." Her eyes are present and future time, shiny and feeling the gravity of what she's about to do. She'll rub the head of my cock at the top of her cleft. Her hands are smooth but I can feel the sweat. She's nervous. I let her guide me in and I push just the tip into her hole through her fist wrapped around the shaft of my cock, lightly. "Wait!" She says. "Careful." Back and forth I would pull and pussy, lubricating my cock and getting it to sink deeper. My left elbow down, my hand cupping the back of her head while my right hand finds the curve of her ass, in and out, her head lifts up from the bed, my cock sinks deeper as she pulls all of her fingers away one by one. Both hands on my back now as I enter her in long, slow strokes with the base of my cock at the top of her hood and her clit as she ahhh ahhh ahhh her ass comes off the bed on his own now as she hears her orgasm, and I would think...how beautiful, these are the glorious times that we remember, so young, so unsure of herself, but so lost in her pleasure. I would wait for it... I know what I want to hear "ahh" her breath catches and her legs start to shudder. "I love you." I would tell her. She would be lost in her orgasm and just...when this happens... If you focus you can feel her cunt contracting on your cock, milking it. There's no greater feeling in life. You will just be driven to come and your cum will fill her...she can feel it. Cumming...

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>>36892125
>4034 / 2
>not understanding radians

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>>36893143
You can't just leave it like that, you have to greentext that shit.

>>36892213
>>36892467
>>36893168
Hey newfriends! How's your first day? :)
Hope you like it here, watch out, we can be edgy sometimes ^_^

>>36892078
Q U I C K R U N D O W N
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sledbo

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Does she have a REAL ID ACT photo identification confirming she's over the age of consent in our current location and I can also video tape us fucking consensually and then she'll go?

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>>36893201
I don't like being rused, cheeky-dated-emoticon poster.

>>36892213
>>36892467
>>36893168
>walks away
>away

Sorry I already have a gf and I'm not really into young chicks. Give me the number of your mother.

>>36892213
>>36892467
>>36893168

SCHOOOOOOOOOOL'S
OUT
FOR
SUMMER

SCHOOOOOOOOOOL'S
OUT
FOR
EVER

>>36892213
>>36892467
>>36893168
>Normies THIS bad browse /r9k/

>>36892078
>a random girl being that forward
>mentions her young age twice
>2 compliments before I even speak
It's a fucking ruse, she's trying to lure you into some predator catching tv show

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>>36893201
>>36893350
>>36893470
Well, fuck. I didn't know it was a running joke.
I came here in January so sorry

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>>36893573
I feel shame too...
I was just here because I was told this is was the fallout shelter if reddit become a SJW space. I'll come back if that happens.

>>36892078
I'm taking you out now, get ready.

>>36893573
>>36893608
wew fucking lad I pray that this is bait

>>36893573
>>36893608
Just a little advice: lurk for a few months, then start posting.

>>36893573
>falling for the reverse counter bait
>i just fell for the double reverse counter bait
>i'm baiting

>>36892078
looks like im getting married after all

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>>36893632
What do you mean bait?
You mean like girls under 21?
I mean, it's okay here but I have too much karma to just give up on reddit.
>>36893636
why would I do that when I can just post?

>snap finger
>her clothes disappear

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>>36893608
This thread is either full of retards or we've reached unprecedented levels of bait.

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>>36893668
>i put on my robe and wizard hat
>look down
>how many degrees do I turn?

>>36892213
Please kill yourself. Fuck lurking, fuck memes, fuck you. God damn.

>>36893668
I wish I could do that, that would be so cool!

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>>36893663
ya fuckin' blew it kiddo

>>36893699
Porque no los dos?
Commento originale

>>36893350
>tfw I know that Alice cooper song

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>>36893730
Yeah, weak.
Honestly, it's because I didn't realize I actually had it before.
Fuck me, right?

>>36893663
Okay sorry for replying folks, it's just weak and weird bait.