Daily Escort Thread

Trying to set something up right now. Scared of LE but too horny and intent on my right to be happy/have sex.

Texting because i'm a nervous pansy

>>36999420
Text is pretty normal, I've only ever set up one meeting by call (out of like 25).

How did you find her? Did you read reviews?
I wouldn't say backpage is "legit" because there is no feedback mechanism, but 90% of the posters are DTF. You're very unlikely to get busted, but there is a real possibility of getting robbed by Tyrone.

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>>36999383

i just checked out backpage

how come everyone has "NO BLACK GENTLEMAN PLEASE"

>>36999513
Backpage. I check to see if they're verified/have reviews at all but some dont and some do but only premium users can see them. I think I'm just gonna give up desu

>>36999684
Not even /pol/, but blacks are 52x more likely to commit aggravated assault. The women don't want to get the fuck beaten out of them.

Your advice is mostly good, but you should always fap before you buy an escort,it's their job to make you cum,don't make it so easy that it happens in two minutes by getting all pent up. I've only bought a few girls in my day, but yeah, always crank one out beforehand, they make good money for getting you off,make them work for it.

>escorts
>blahblahblah sure

Is OP lending us money? No? Ok, so fuck off and this is /r9k/

Isn't prostitution illegal? Won't you get in trouble?

Also, I don't know if prostituted would like me. I'd just want to play with their feet and give them oral and cuddle and have them be nice to me.

who in their right mind would pay for an escort?
Spend your money on something else.

The only hookers I have ever seen were ugly. How much a really good looking costs?

Also, how much a decent dominatrix usually costs?

>>36999684
Well, stereotypes or experience.
Black guys are known for being cheap, pushy, flaky, and getting violent.
Its pretty standard for escorts to ask for your age/ethnicity flat out. Most have a No AA policy, some no Indian, and a small number won't see guys below 30/35.

>>36999729
Most girls on backpage are DTF, but most of them use condoms for every activity. I can't do condoms so I don't bother with BP.

Honestly I would recommend paying for premium so you can read the real reviews. That is how I figure out if a girl does what I want.

Most review sites give you credit for writing a review. Dunno if you're using Eccie, but you can post reviews about BP girls, too. So if you go in blind and want to repeat, try just posting a review.

My solution was to join Preferred 411, lurk review boards for awhile, and find a girl I was comfortable with. P411 can be invasive (they want docs & call you) but I found it worthwhile.

>>36999814
I'd try that but I'm a one-shot guy. Probably this isn't a good strat for newbies, but if you want to feel like a pornstar, sure.

>>36999851
You don't have to be so softcore. But yes, that would be fine. If you don't mind condoms, you'll find almost all of them are DTF. If you don't like condoms you'll have to do some research.

I've yet to hear any honest threat from LE. Some dumbass methheads get busted once in awhile, but thats really because they're nuisances to the community.

>>36999896
Depends where you live. Really smoking hotties pull in 400-600+/hr. But you can find some sexy ones for 300/hr.

Actual Dominatrix services are less common. Assume that it will cost you an extra 100-150 per hour.

>>36999766
Pol is always, and I repeat, always right.

>>36999956
this is accurate
hitler did nothing wrong

>>36999988
>hitler dubs

Digits don't lie

>>36999949
What about role play? How do I find if one is good at ir? How rare is to find one good at it?

I don't think I would ever want to pay "just for sex", but maybe for a decent realization of a fantasy.

>>36999383

If buying a prostitute is so illegal in the US then how do those backpages ads even exist?

>>36999840
Get a job you lazy fuck...ajhewij

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>>36999383
hello just another anon looking for honest help

>>37000176
I'd say role play is similar to Dom.
If you want a girl who is going to get into it, expect to pay a premium.

Unfortunately I'm not into roleplay so my advice will be limited. But if I wanted to find a girl to do it, I would look through her ads. If she doesn't list it specifically, I'd assume she won't take it seriously.

>>37000224
Well, in most areas, its a misdemeanor. Just think of how easy people get drugs and other shit.

>>36999684
dont let it put you off

if you speak well without Ebonics and say your from another country like England France you are good

>most of them are just wary of AA not black entirely

>most of the time they are just scared of pimps and wanna be thugs

Coming from a black man who has rented over 120 escorts from all different races and ethnicity

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>>37000349
>nigger criminal

color me suprised

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>>36999949
I find some street whores and crack smokers for less then a hundy...
Its not bad inna big city you know?

>>37000456
Yeah, you can definitely find them. I'm just not as willing to put in the effort and/or surprises.

>>36999854
Not joke I said the same thing but women love to tear you apart and hookers at least like to smoke with me and fuck easy.
Way better then stacy to be honest.
Try it you get skinny chicks with tits.

>>37000487
>walk down the street
>see a chick dressed like slut
>hey my name is anon, who are you?
>blah blah a whore.
>Ask how much for a blowie and vag
>boom pay after you cum
Amazing even my 16 year old ass could do it.
(Back then)

Escorts are legal in the UK but I'm worried I'll either become completely obsessed with the girl I fuck, become addicted to escorts, or regret losing my virginity to somebody I paid.

>>36999383
It really doesn't count if you just paid someone for it. The whole fucking point of getting laid isn't the overt act itself, but the fact that you impressed someone enough that they'd let you fuck them. Plus, the best part of sex is that the fact that you can do something so intimate with someone you love, not sticking your dick into a used up slut that couldn't give less of a shit about you so long as she gets her money.

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>>37000596
Shut the fuck up faggot, wanna know how many of the chicks I meet fucking cheat, lie, steal, and ruin reputation not to mention false abuse claims.
Girls comparing you to every dude and then judges you on how you look and act?
Nigga fuck that a hooker gives it up for money a lot smarter then a bitch giving it up because she was "charmed"
Go fuck off chad.
Fresh 18 to 25 year old all over collage towns and mommy and daddy dont give them money.
Christ some of these chicks suck me before they go to a boyfriends to funny you fags think people are good.

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>Go nofap for awhile. Don't try to stick it in your first time because condoms are shit and you probably have ED/performance anxiety.
I've been to AMPs several times and I always came within fucking seconds of putting my dick inside the girl. I don't suppose this will be any different with an escort would it? Suggestions?

All these girls are insane beautiful and being a virgin, I think if I have sex with one of them, I'd set the bar pretty fucking high

How often do these women get 25+ year old virgins?

So, what is the procedure? You arrive at their hotel room/house, hand them the donation and start undressing right there and then?

>>37000818
I was mostly speaking from my experience. I basically can't cum if condoms are involved.

Did you go in raw? Other guy said to fap first, you might try that I suppose.

>>37000935
I kinda felt the same, but as I progressed in my career I found I actually became attracted to much more average ladies who are willing to gargle my cum, rather than the high class prudes.

Being a virgin isn't a problem. Most escorts are fighting off a tide of guys who want to go in raw. A guy who just wants vanilla shit is like easy money.

>>37000991
First, you decide on incall (her place) or outcall (your place).

Typically if incall, you set up the meeting and she tells you the general area or street. Then shortly before meeting she tells you the room number.

Some guys are tightwads and insist on paying after the session, but I think only low-class girls will cash & dash. So, I put the money down on a table without actually talking about it, then go to the bathroom for a minute.

Some girls start making out the moment you walk in, but I wouldn't go deep tongue or anything before paying. Once you come back from the bathroom, just sit on the bed and chat for a minute. If you start getting undressed, she will too. Be aware that girls will be happy to chat your ear off for an hour, so make a mental note to actually make a move. Hug her, kiss her, whatever.

If outcall, I generally leave the money on the bathroom counter. Once the girl is done in there she is usually happy.

>>37000596
If you want to put sex on a pedestal, that is your choice. I kinda felt the same way myself, but I'd probably have killed myself if I couldn't get any release. I'd love to find "the one" but for now I'm completely happy with my lifestyle.

>>37001174
>Did you go in raw? Other guy said to fap first, you might try that I suppose.
No, it was with a condom. I guess fapping beforehand it is. Wish me luck, I'll be hiring my first escort tonight.

How do I not fuck it up as a virgin? WIll they be accepting

>>37001237
the fuck you mean nigga
you're paying them for a service

>>37001221
Honestly I don't last long myself. I go soft when condoms are involved. You might try spending more time making out. Won't change how your dick works but maybe it will be more intimate.

>>37001237
You might tell her straight up. Plenty of escorts are quite good at the "softcore" experience.

My advice is to go nofap, and to relax. You probably have some fetishes in mind already, but you might find out they don't play out as well IRL. Be willing to try different things. HJs can be super stimulating. Personally, I had a kind of mental block and didn't want HJs to be good, so that took some getting used to.

>>37000749
>Someone is this hopeless and retarded
Hey, have fun committing suicide when your life is empty and depressing. But at least you got some meaningless pussy, amirate?

Looking through a lot of these ads and seriously considering just to lose my virginity and then some, but I'm seeing some terms that I don't understand

There's this THICC girl that has "Please no AA. Also please upscale only!" What does this mean and where can I find a dictionary of sorts?

>>37001174
thanks for all the info nigga

>>37001411
AA - African American
Upscale - No idea. No cheapstakes I suppose.

Aren't you guys worried about being greeted by an undercover cop instead of the girl you made arrangements with?

>>37001458
Not even an expert but it would probably work better if you met at a restaurant or something and then proceeded to yours or her place so it would look natural. Also not putting emphasis on the money as payment. I can't imagine cops taking so long to bust someone after that long. Maybe I'm wrong

>>37001458
>Set up cam
>record
Now a porno so it's legal

>>36999684
Blacks are "fine", but niggers are trouble makers

I have no desire to lose my virginity to a fucking hooker. I'd rather be a 50 year old virgin. Losing your virginity without any meaning behind it is pointless.

>>36999956
Except when they go for flat-earth, romans were nordic, god is under antartica's ice level theories

How impossible is it to find an escort who would be willing to swallow?

I've literally never the about using an escort service before, and I stumble on this thread, and now am seriously considering doing this because it's probably the only way I'd be able to lose my virginity to a beautiful woman

I've spent the past 3 hours looking at escort sites and have come so close to just texting these girls

>>37001411
Nice dubs bro

Google "Hobby Acronyms." Eccie has a good thread but you'll probably find the same info elsewhere.

You'll see GFE/PSE alot (Girlfriend/Pornstar Experience). These are can be nebulous terms as people have their own interpretation. My interpretation is this:
GFE: Includes kissing, BJ, HJ, titfuck, FS (full service, intercourse). Girls have their own preferences regarding if the BJ is with/without condom and if you can cum in her mouth or on her face. Cumming on the body is generally a given. Also includes tame shit like cuddling, chatting, fondling, etc. Girls have their own preferences regarding fingers in ass/vagina.

PSE generally includes whats above, but girls may mean its just a more hardcore experience (e.g. she will burn more calories and will charge more) or sometimes that she will indulge more fetishes at a higher rate.

>>37001458
Not worried in the slightest. There is a big hobby (John) community and word gets around fast. I avoid the "anonymous" places like backpage, but even on BP the real danger is from civvies (read: pimps and boyfriends), not cops.

>>37001526
Nah, cloak and dagger shit is mistakes. Just meet directly at the incall or outcall. Just put the cash down somewhere.

Locally (Texas), the law is "known or should have known." Basically means if you get busted, and it was obvious to the average joe you were engaging in hookerdom, then they've got you. No meetings/veiled comments will change this.

>>37001544
Not necessarily. And probably not in most states.

>>37001618
Pretty common. I recommend review boards for this reason. Backpage is almost fully covered (with condom).

Consider that the levels of service are nuanced by the girls preferences:
CBJ (covered BJ)
BBBJ (BJ no condom)
CIM (cum in mouth)
"NQ" ("no quit"), "NS" ("no spit"), "BS" ("but spitter")
You may see a girl or review communicate this information in various combinations. E.g. "BBBJCIM," "CIMBS," "NQNS."

>>37001598
being a virgin is pointless. its a pure liability

t. 26 kv looking to either lose it to a hooker or a gay experience

>>37001745
>Pretty common. I recommend review boards for this reason.

Which ones are good?

>>37001706
Glad to hear it bro.
My advice is to take it slow. You've got years of fapping to porn behind you. You might be disappointed in your first visits, but keep at it.

>>37001784
Its super easy to get a gay experience. I made a Grindr profile and got sex offers before I even uploaded a picture.

Also, lots of gays actually enjoy (or don't mind) fat/hairy/whatever kinda guys that you'd think most women wouldn't go for.

>>37001807
Depends on your location. Here in Texas, Eccie is king. Eccie has a smaller presence in other states, but you can register & view for free. The public-facing reviews actually list "Activities" so you could use the search feature for NQNS, for example, even without paying.

TER (The Erotic Review) I believe is fairly popular nationwide. TER has a system where you can search by criteria (like swallows) and by location.

I've heard of some others like The Other Board but I've not looked into them.

Try googling "[city] escort reviews" or "[phone #] review" (assuming you got a # from backpage) and see what comes up. There are probably many local boards I'm not aware of.

Is there an acronym for a girl that takes care of virgins? also, if I get a girl that lets me cuddle with her and have a GFE, would it be strange that I cried because of loneliness? Is that common?

>>37002173
Hmm, the subject of cherry-popping doesn't come up a whole lot on review boards. I assure you that hookers are quite experienced with ED and would actually prefer a cuddle-session to a power-fuck session. Lots of Johns are guys who mainly want companionship. I wouldn't be worried about crying, you'll probably actually be very happy.

Basically, girls are flooded with requests to go raw or to give a discount/lower rate. Someone who is going to pay in full and not violate her boundaries is a great customer. Many might be excited about being your first.

I recommend looking for girls who seem more sweet and down to earth. You can kinda tell by their ads if they're more about the "experience" than they are about making you nut.

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would they be receptive to fucking a lesbian or would i have a harder time than black men?

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I didn't think I would ever p4p before but I went to Japan and had a good time with services there

how do I build references state side tho. don't feel like messing around in some dirty ass places just for a simple nut

>>37002386
Oh hey, did you post in that other thread?

It depends on the girl. Alot of them advertise "Couples" or "Bisexual," but honestly I don't know how frequently it plays out.

I'd say bring your own toys and she will use them on you. Cunnilingus (on her) is practically a given, but check if she will do it on you. Girls have their own preferences regarding fingering (on her) but will probably finger you no problem.

Just specify the fact you're a woman and I'm sure the escort will let you know if everything is good. Sexuality is a quirky thing though, so try not to be offended if an escort isn't into women.

>>37002524
I joined Preferred 411 to get started. As I said, P411 can be invasive. They asked me for an ID and phone bill (to prove the phone # was mine) and I believe either a pay stub or W-2. Someone also called me to verify.

You can also build a pretty good rep by posting reviews. Girls will sometimes say if they are newbie friendly or not. How the girls screen varies, but usually if you're willing to be patient, you can easily get started.

>>37002575
>Oh hey, did you post in that other thread?
Yep, i got told to go outside but I still want to be with an escort. Thanks for the answer

>>37002845
Do it big, fembot.

Out of curiosity, is it easy to eat pussy well? I have no idea if I'm any good at it.

I hope for your sake its something you can teach so that you can get your rocks off.

>>37002575
any examples of alt screening you can give me

They take PayPal?

>no AA

I'm black so I'm fucked?

>>37003146
Sometimes the girl just calls and talks to you. Sometimes they just want to see an ID. Sometimes they want to call you at work, discreetly.

If a girl says she is newbie friendly, then she has a plan and will try to minimize the hassle.

Sometimes the girl just wants to know you're established- just the fact you've posted reviews is often sufficient. Sometimes she calls the other girls to verify.

Some girls simply don't screen, so you might reach out anyway. Don't bring up the subject if not needed.

I try to stick to girls who are on P411. Other girls must approve "Okays" (a simple yes/no), so they know that sessions with other providers were acceptable.

>>37003161
Some, but very few. PayPal's chargeback policy is pretty shitty from the escort's perspective.

I've seen the rise of SquareCash and some things like it, but I never had reason to bother since I always used cash.

>>37003182
You'll have a much harder time, but not all escorts have a No AA policy.

If her ad/showcase/reviews don't say "No AA," then go for it. Also, many escorts make an exception if you are over 30/35.

>>37003182
Your brethren are prone to beating whores or trying to "pop" that pussy

>>37003324
>Your brethren

But I don't know who they are... :c

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>just found a local rub n tug
>and got a good massage

What do for UK?

>>37000576
im almost 29. I paid to lose my virginity at 19. I havent regretted it a day in my life. There is no reason to be a 20 year old virgin. Just pay for it so you at least you know what the fuss is about, and you can honestly say youre not a virgin when peeps ask.

>>37001237
Haha when i paid to lose my viginity. I told her I was a virgin. She didnt believe... Then I proceeded cum in 30 seconds. She cleaned me up, chat for a bit. And then she walked towards the door. She hugged me, and I never talked to her again. It was perfect, on the ride home I called my best friend and lied and said I met a girl.

>>37001598
Sooooo... without love is pointless? or just the first time?

I wish I could forget my first time. It was awful, I came quick, and really nervous.

Just pay to lose it at 20. Trust me. Knowing that youve had sex at least once will help. Even if you have to pay.

>>37003182
Along with this. You can always pay more. That helps sometimes, but that only helps if you plan on seeing her again. Then she wont charge you the extra again

What are the odds they'd accommodate edging?

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>>37004109
>wanting to inflict this on anyone

Do I need to bring my own condoms

>>37004109
Well most anyone will accommodate this. But some girls specialize in this kink so I assume they're better.

>>37004776
No the girl brings her own most of the time.
Pro tip: You're much more likely to get a BBFS offer if the girl "forgets" the condoms.

>>37005320
>ome girls specialize in this kink so I assume they're better.

Is there something I should be looking for in their description to see if they do it?

>>37005345
Yeah, or look for FBSM (massage) or Tantra.
Seems alot of the hippie-like ladies are all about edging.