Wizard in-one-month here. Parents want to kick me out from my

>>37033232
I would fly to South Korea, Taiwan, Thailand, The Phillipines, Indonesia (Super Hot Indonesian girls!), or Malaysia.

>>37033232

Look for a job .

>>37033232
Damn, why do they want you out?

>>37033293
I'm pretty much socially retarded, but that's a nice idea to be honest. Alcohol helps a lot, but It wouldn't be very safe to be drunk in such places.

>>37033232
Start casting spells my friend

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Pack a backpack and hit the road.

>>37033324
Damn, that's funny part, because they claim, that they feel ashamed because of me, and when somebody asks about me they feel awkward.

>>37033334
I'm already a wizard (32) and this is what I'm going to do. I just have to save up a bit. Thankfully my parents are merciful. I think I just need a year to gather enough money to be free.

Wizard bro, we can make it. You are lucky you have the money. I'm drunk. Let's get that alcohol and fuck bitches in Asia.

>>37033232
I would liquidate all assets, go to a fishing/camping store and buy a good quality tent and sleeping bag, then set it up in the bush and live in it.

Get a gym membership or pay to enter a public pool to use their shower facilities.

To wash your clothes either use a laundromat once a month or buy a portable gas cooker so you can boil water to wash your clothes back at your camp.

I know for a fact this works because there is a settlement of homeless in my hometown who live together in tents by the river.

Just accept that you will go homeless one day, and save your money up to prepare.

>>37033392
This is helpful, thanks.

>>37033375
>Wizard bro, we can make it. You are lucky you have the money. I'm drunk. Let's get that alcohol and fuck bitches in Asia.
:D

>>37033232
get a job moron. look up temp agencies in your area and become a wageslave working in a warehouse or stocking shelves. if you do good work you can get hired on somewhere and then have steady income. after that, find the things that make you sad and eliminate them one by one.

>>37033366
That's fucking gay, I'm sorry wizbro.

>>37033448
>This is what goyim actually think

>>37033470
This. I was working in a factory for 2 years, and sure, was able to save some money, but fucked up my joints pretty badly

>>37033232
learn to cast fireball
embrace your inner wizard

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>>37033366
maybe if you weren't a neet

>>37033513
He has money, I don't think he's totally NEET

>>37033366
Well then tell them would they feel better telling people that their son is homeless living in some homeless tent city?

>>37033448
>just get a job bro! xD
kys yourself

>>37033470
it's what people do dumbshit. welcome to the fucking real world; life sucks and somebody has to pay for your neetbux.

>>37033499
if your job sucks then at least you have enough money to quit and find a new one.

>>37033519
I don't think he's neat or nifty in any way.

>>37033522
They probably would though. They just want to get rid of me.

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>>37033375
Just turned 33 wizard here. The power is beyond normie imagination

...b-but, seriously, let's just go Asia and hopefully cream inside cute tranny hookers, yeah.

I'll not be able to contain my sorcerous power for many more years. I was not destined to be The One, The Chosen, methinks.

i just had to google what wizard means

lol ur a fuckin 30 year old virgin? what a fuckin LOOOOOOSER lmfaooaoaoooa

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>>37033522
>unironically guilt tripping your parents into letting you mooch off of them for another 30 years

>>37033556
Words can't hurt me anymore.

>>37033444
TRIPS CONFIRMS. It's really this easy. Being drunk feels amazing. Just buy some booze and get that pussy my bretheren.

>>37033574
hahaha sorry i didn't mean to be that rude i'm just like in shock right now lol

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>>37033556
>>37033574
>>37033598
33 wizard her
Words hurt, but my whole life is nothing but pain now.
It's just fuel to the fire that this empty husk of a man runs on.

UNLIMITED POWER

>>37033733
That's not how I feel at all. I don't feel anything.

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>>37033771
We all conjure our dark arts and magicks from different sources. Some from the void, some from the seething fire of hatred, others are have been granted their powers by the Lord of Lies and Treachery.

>>37033900
Tell me about the void, how to use it as a power source.

>>37033232
>i pay for my bills and shit.
Well if you can afford that then surely you can afford a room somewhere.

>>37033392
Gotta be better than the homeless life.

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>>37033293
I don't know if these are Indonesian girls, but this is what I imagine they look like

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>>37033598
>it's an "underaged normie cancer roleplay" post

>>37033522
But they won't. They'll say that their son got a successful job abroad

>>37033962
>afford a room somewhere
Do you have any experience with this? Or some info abut how to start? As I said before I'm not very good at social situations, and I've never lived with strangers.

>>37034046
You start with craigslist, naturally, to see what's out there and how much it costs. It might be ideal to get a 1-bedroom apartment all to yourself, but unless you've got a good bit of money coming in that's likely to be out of your price range. Don't forget you need to budget money for bills (electricity, internet, maybe water/sewer/garbage) and food, at a minimum. Living with other people is going to be a huge adjustment: just try to be considerate of them and the fact that you're sharing living space.
Have you considered asking your parents for help figuring all this out?

>>37034092
>Have you considered asking your parents for help figuring all this out?
No, I don't want to ask them for any help in this matter.

>>37034146
Well you're going to have a hell of a time figuring this all out by yourself. What you really need is a friend to show you the ropes, give you advice on getting along with roommates, etc. How to "adult," in short (if you'll pardon the expression). My own experience is limited and it's hard to give advice without knowing you.

>>37033232
Negotiate with them to allow you to stay with them until you find a job so it doesn't costs you all your savings.

Find a job and move out.

>>37033555
>cute tranny hookers,
kill yourself you queer piece of shit.

>>37034187
I'll figure it out by myself. It won't be the first time. Thanks!

>>37033232
>What would you do in my position?
Get the cheapest possible one bedroom apartment and stop talking to them. With 5k you could hold it down for a while and decide your next move.

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>>37033232
You can buy a decent home in Venezuela with half your savings, then invest 1-2K on something that generates money, like a car so you don't run out of money in the long run, and you can pay for a 9/10 slut for 7.5$
>pic related on slut
I moved to the Dominican Republic and a slut like that costs about 10x more than in Venezuela, fuck my life

>>37034930
>You can buy a decent home in Venezuela with half your savings

You are assuming OP does not mind being eaten alive by starving venezolanos

>>37033366
>>37033232

If you're 40, then they'll die soon anyways. Get an apartment for a few months with those 5k. Get a 6 month lease just in case and try to get a shitty part time job in the mean time to pay for whatever costs are left over for rent and food.

You can live with a really small amount of money in a tiny apartment depending where you live, and wait a few years for them to die off. Once they die take their house and laugh on their graves.

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>>37033937
Well, drawing from the void means you have an empty canvad to fill anew, uncluttered. You must first go under, into depths, to be reborn and have the strength and knowledge to reach the summit.

>>37033970
Cuties

>>37034251
Rofl. You didn't give me kudos on muh trips btw.

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>>37034939
I'd be more worried about someone trying to break into his house to rape him and steal his neetbux
Starving Venezuelans are too busy dying or digging into garbage bags to try and find some shit to eat