What would r9k do if they were a girl? (Any actual girls can

You sound like a turbofag and you then procede to hate women for no reason? Kek

>>37033600
SO BASICALLY YOU'D DO WHAT ALL OTHER WOMEN ARE DOING RIGHT NOW?

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Id still be a dissapointment

>>37033600
I'd steal Traps and frmboys from big stinky men and make them give me their cummies.

Pleasing old men for money

>>37033600
I would be ALOT happier. I would just be a normal girl. Probably stream on twitch.tv assuming I still have the same interests. Try to get Chad to date me, then marry him, have kids, and eventually grow old after leading a fulfilling life.

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>>37033600
I'd like a redo. Start off at about ten, eleven years old. Just become my ideal.

I'd try to be decent, wouldn't ruin myself and my body. I'd be grateful for my beauty and femininity but modest. I'd try to take very good care of myself. I'd like to stay pure. Maybe partaking in the purest form of love and become a lesbian but a cute one.

I'd for sure try to redo my entire academic career from the start. I'd try to make friends, good ones. And i'd try to be a good person and broaden my horizons.

And, if if I were the kind of girl I wanted to be? I'd enjoy my life in general. I'd wake up every day happy and thankful and feel positive about myself.

Boy, I sure am depressed now.

>>37033621
Any one of these neckbeards here would make a better woman than a real one any day of the week.

>>37033908
You seem like a good person anon.
It's sad that you're alone.
>>37033643
At least I'd be successful at it.
I'm fucking jaded man, women ruined my perception of life, I was fed a lie and I got redpilled when it was too late to do anything for myself.

>>37033600
Fuck hot chads and marry a rich cuck (literally) who would let me fuck other guys while mooching off of him

>>37033600
>Kill myself.
Being a girl sucks, not only does society have a bunch of stupid "girly" norms you have to follow but most of your gender is a stupid cesspool of soccer moms and SJW's.

>>37034001
Being female today is fucking easy mode. You can literally be any kind of chick and will be found desirable by someone.

I'd embrace the girly norms myself desu senpai but if you didn't want to you wouldn't have to.

I would be a warrior and beat all the guys up.

At the same time a sweet beautiful princess.

And I'll use my Witt and body to get whatever I wanted.

>>37034001
Most girls are not sjws, even liberal girls are generally not sjws. SJWs are basically the female version of autists, normie girls stay away from that stuff

Also, Western society actually prizes girls who dont follow "girly norms". For example, tons of guys fetishize nerdy girls and athletic girls

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>thought about this 1000+ times growing up
>mfw thinking about this 'thought experiment' still makes me as happy and deluded as it did the first time
I have come to the conclusion that I'd wear jeans or sweatpants, look revolting, talk like an autist and have the added benefit of being even more paranoid than I currently am walking down streets alone.

>>37034108
Same. Used to fantasize about it every single night. I'd go to bed early just to lay there in the dark fantasizing about my fake life as the ideal girl I always wanted to be. I had friends and family and went on some fun adventures, fell in love etc.

Maybe I should write a book. Maybe i'd feel better if I lived vicariously through my characters I made in my head.

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>>37033600
>>37033887
>>37033908
DELET THIS

RIGHT RIGHT NOW

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>>37034231
I can delete my post but you can't delete the feeling.

We'll never be happy.

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I'd start a cult that's centered around me and start taking over the world.

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>>37034292
>I can delete my post but you can't delete the feeling

a-anon stop ;_;

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I'll pretend to be a guy on /r9k/.

>all these people saying they would date Chad
hypocrites

i would marry an anon

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>>37034436
>not being a cute lesbian

Anon please.

>>37033943
Fuck you I'm not a neckbeard... Oh... Wait, nevermind

>>37034510
The word nerd was coopted by hipsters and women. Neckbeard is all we have left.

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>>37034292
>I can delete my post but you can't delete the feeling.

I just want to be a girl. Why life must be a so cruel?

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>>37033600
I'd become a tomboy. I think my personality is much more suited for a tomboy rather than being outright masculine.

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>>37034108
>>37034150
>tfw one of the earliest things you can remember is wondering when you were gonna turn into a girl
>tfw reality
life is a meme

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>>37034868
>tfw mei aihara is the ideal you you want to be

Maybe not emotionally but physically.

>>37034898
My favorite tomboys are the ones who, despite cutting their hair short and wearing boyish clothes still have soft skin and womanly proportions. Maybe wider hips, bigger ass or breasts on a large C, bordering D-cups.

Nothing fucking hotter than a bro like that wearing jean shorts and tanktops/sports jackets and baseball caps.

>>37033600
Probably the same I'm doing right now, but with a webcam running to make shitloads of money. And install a hitachi in my chair.

>>37033600
I would become a nun, hermit or kill myself

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Become a loving housewife, taking care of my children and cooking wholesome meals for hubby

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>>37036462
My nigress.

Being a good girl is all I want to do.

>>37033600
I'd probably be the same but the pain would be eased as I wouldn't feel the need to take responsibility for my life and just think that I was a poor damsel. Also people would think that my robotism is cute and not that I'm a piece of shit loser.

>>37036575
It's quite the revelation when you realize that all of the things that make you an insufferable, unloved weirdo as a man would make you an endearing, lovable girl everyone would want to protect if you were female.

Life isn't fair.

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>>37033600
Tease robots all day, going into private chats with them and doing requests like sharpie in pooper. I want to be an exhibitionist but it's hard when your body isn't worth exhibiting.

I would literally be a housewife.

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>>37036609
>Life isn't fair
What do you expect when men are disposable.

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>>37036624
It hurts knowing I can never be a housewife. I would learn to cook, I love cooking. And I love cleaning too. And if I had kids i'd be so good to them. And i'd make my hubby feel like a man every day.

I'd take up reading, writing and exercising in my free time.

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What am I supposed to do?
I figured I could try to accumulate a ton of merit in order to be reborn as a female but even then, as a human being reborn as a human I'd have no knowledge of my past life.
What the fuck is to be done? There's a ton of shit I do to trigger my non sexual agp like browsing female fashion on ebay but I feel like it's all going to fall apart very fucking soon. I'm fucking desperate right now.

>>37036656
Too bad you'd cheat on your husband if he'd show a sign of weakness because high femininity wants to be with high masculinity.

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>>37036648
Thanks for reminding me. Originally.

>>37036684
I'm loyal to the core my dude. The entire idea is being a man in a womans body. I may be a woman physically but inside i'm still a guy and I know all too well how women are. I despise that kind of stuff.

I'm a little offended too anon. That cut.

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>>37036688
>Thanks for reminding me
No problem. Just quick reality check.

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>>37036710
>The entire idea is being a man in a womans body.
That's the entire idea of 2D girls - man brain in woman body.

>>37036679
At least you believe such a thing is even possible. Being a fedora tipping athiest means this is it for me. My one shot and I was born a guy.

And I have nothing against men or even having a dick. My dick and I have been through a lot together. But fuck if I don't feel cheated by the genetic lottery.

>>37036745
Exactly. It's the only kinda woman I like.

If real women could just understand fucking loyalty, compassion, empathy, brotherhood and stuff like that we'd be set. But their so fucking self absorbed and selfish.

All I can ever think of is, "I'd be a better girl than her. She doesn't know how lucky she is to be born so beautiful and healthy."

Imagine a woman who pursued real knowledge the way a man did or had interesting hobbies like men? A woman who understood comradery, brotherhood and empathy? Loyalty? Love? Modesty? Purity?

She'd be the most desirable woman in the world.

>>37036777
>A woman who understood comradery, brotherhood and empathy? Loyalty? Love? Modesty? Purity?
Lucky trips. Those things doesnt mean anything to women as they can only use it as mere manipulation. The black pill is that there are no women who would understand such a things and you might be tricked by women who can use it as a lure.

>>37036746
Have you tried meditation?
I'm trying it right now and I feel a little better. If buddhism is actually just bullshit though and atheism is true than at least you've fooled yourself into feeling better.
>My one shot and I was born a guy
Yeah I know anon. It's depressing when you realise that 50/50 chance at conception has had such a dramatic impact on your life. Feels bad man.

>>37036865
The power of the mind and meditation are actually quite powerful.

I've studied the occult and chaos magick, changing your perception to change your reality etc etc. It's less magical in some ways than psychological.

I guess it would be worth it to get into, for my sanitys sake. I need some peace of mind, especially regarding this.

Like you said, if athiesm is true then it couldn't hurt right? At least it could be mentally healthy for me.

I would be more social and talk to many boys and help them when they are alone.

>>37036904
>talk to many boys and help them when they are alone
Oh, so you'd be the teaser one? The one who gives false hope?

I wonder what any female anons think of these posts.

How does it feel to read these inner thoughts from probably outwardly normal looking and acting, albeit neckbeards?

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>>37033600
>(Any actual girls can go fuck right off you pieces of shits.)
>Proceeds to admit that he is equaly bad since he would be doing the same things girls do if he could
Nice hypocritism OP, you faggot.

If I were a girl I would be more or less the same, waiting with sex until marriage, I would dress modest and I wouldn't wear make up.
I would be probably happier since I wouldn't be ugly anymore, even if I was an ugly girl it would still be miles better than being an ugly guy.

>>37036954
I guarantee they don't care. They probably see threads like this and wander off to the next looking to attention whore.

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>>37036991
For me the female ideal is being beautiful without makeup. I'd kill to be a beautiful, raven haired girl with pale, soft skin and dark brown or deep blue eyes. Maybe green.

And i'd be a good girl too dammit. I'd be studious and help people. I'd be loving and caring. I'd read and write and pursue noble things. I'd be loyal.

I'm not gonna cry, i'm not gonna cry, i'm not gonna cry.

>>37036943
False hope is better than moaning and complaining.

>>37037065
Yeah, imagine how fucking pumped a guy would get if you gave him a hug and a smile and told him he's a great guy. Build up that confidence ya know.

Not crush it like a bitch, you fucking cunt I was just a fucking kid all I wanted to do was hang out with you and get to know you better I thought we were cool you fucking cunt i'm glad you got fat.

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>>37033600
Become a vigilante and actively call out any women who use their gender to get away with bullshit. Because I'd be a girl I'd be taken seriously instead of just looking like some neckbeard.

>>37037102
That's what I am saying doofus. Hugging and kissing lonely guys instead of just saying you will get "the one" someday like a typical roastie cunt.

>>37037177
>Hugging and kissing lonely guys
But not dating them is such a tease.

>>37037177
Man. Fuck. I wish everyone in this thread were just suddenly turned into cute girls and all placed in the same town and school. And we could all hang out and do girl stuff.

>>37033600
>(Any actual girls can go fuck right off you pieces of shits.)
Keep ypur mommy issues to yourself, kid. No one cares.

>>37033600
I would basically be my current self, I'd just have to reject a lot of men. I'd make myself as cute as possible but I'd be a lesbian. Also the cuteness would be by my own standards, so I really mean goth.

>watching juno with female friend
>she tells me that juno dresses and acts like me if I were a girl

I don't know how I should have taken that.

>>37036777
>777

The god has spoken.
Adam was happy but for there to be good there needed to be evil, so he created Eve.

Shit went downhill ever since, and it's not a coincidence.

Sometimes I think religion is true because they been warning us about women.
It is not pure chance that every culture of the past had to force women into being loyal or they will be shamed and deemed worthless in the community.

>>37037246
fat smelly roastie spotted.
Fuck off you attention whore.

>>37037238
Our only hope, our singular salvation, is complete mind uploading to a virtual world where we can artificially reincarnate.

>>37037398
Adam was happy but slave nonetheless.

I would do my dream cosplays, and I'd get into J-fashion. Wa lolita and casual yume kawaii and something fairy kei inspired. Really /cgl/ it up.
And I'd get into some japanese weeaboo dance group, and maybe make friends and become a fake idol.
I'd no longer be excluded from social groups because of my gender, maybe I'd make some friends and have a good social life too.

Being male sucks.

i'd probably hate it. too much hygiene and dieting to not be a gross hambeast.
also shite to socialize when guys want to fuck you and other girls are toxic.

>>37036609
>things that make you an insufferable, unloved weirdo as a man would make you an endearing, lovable girl

This redpill is harder to swallow knowing that I would be at least average. My sister is looks like me if I was a female and she looks like that imoto anime girl you see in those degenerate incest threads.

The problems that plague me today would all be negated by my vagina.

If I were a girl I would probably care more what people think of me, so I'd probably have stayed in college, continued studying math, and I'd probably be getting a phd right now.

>>37037426
Fuck off dumb, degenerated kid with mommy issues.

>>37033600
Fuck Chad
Original-desu

>>37036746
You weren't cheated by the genetic lottery. You were cheated by a society that is a pretense for barbarism. Oh yeah, and the jews.

>>37038510
Preach it. Originally.

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>>37037039
Come here, uglybro you will never spread joy and mystery to the world with your /aesthetics/ and /principles/

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>>37039120
They don't appreciate anything they have man. They don't fucking understand.

I wanna be a cute girl so fucking bad.
It ain't fair.

>>37033908
>my beauty
what makes you think you would be reborn as beautiful and feminine?

I'd try to stay pure but then worry too much about which guy just wouldn't use me and throw me away afterwards so I'd probably end up being an old crazy cat lady.

>>37033600
probably what i do right now. i don't want to have sex until marriage so i am looking for the right person. i would probably just do that but as a girl. am i still me mentally or would i change mentally too. would i have lived my whole life has a woman or become a woman right this instant. if i were reborn as a woman i wouldn't know what would happen but if i became a woman right now i would keep pursuing my degree and just do they things i already want to but i get to be cute and admired while doing it

>>37033908
you assume you won't have raging hormones that will fuck with your emotions and make you want to shove mounds of food down your throat
you assume you won't have an urgent desire to stuff fat cock in your holes

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I'd dye my hair white and be naked a lot, around the house and maybe at a nude beach or in the forest.

Touch myself all the time. So not that different from my typical routine honestly.

>>37033600
I'd do whatever it is that I'm doing now but probably just fap more because different fap mechanics.

Would still suffer the same tfw no gf.