>walk into mensroom >see this what do?

Take a shit on the floor and leave with my ass unwiped.

>>37034172
*grabs your arm*

>"not so fast cowboy"

*starts licking your ass clean*

>>37034132
>Pull out my dick
>piss into the urinal from a distance with perfect accuracy
>Do a 360 and moonwalk out of there with my dick hanging out of my fly for them to witness

>>37034132
>walks infront of urinals path
>get pissed on
>enjoy sweet nectar while using it as lube to jerk off

WHY ARE YOU PISSING ON THE FLOOR FUCKING DIRTY BITCH REEEEEEE

>>37034132
give them a smack behind the head

fucking teens urinals are for close quarter combat

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>>37034132
>drop kick them all
>make a powerful stance in the center of them
>proceed to prove myself as the superior WRRYYYYYYY

>>37034132
turn 360 degrees and waIk out

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>>37035497
>360
can't tell if subtle troll or american education

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>>37035507
>doesn't know the joke
Piss off, newfag

>>37035516
HAHA GET A LOAD OF THIS NEWFAGGOT

>>37034176
Norman? Dat u

>>37034132
>stand by door
>unzip
>piss from door into urinal

>>37035507
>not getting the joke
Can't tell if subtle troll or just retarded

>>37034132
>do my best anime villain voice
>"PATHETIC!"
>piss from afar onto one of the sluts.

>>37035507
No it would 720 if he had to walk back to the urinals

>>37034313
>perfect accuracy
That's the benefit of having a barrel extension, isn't it?

>>37034132
Praise the Lord since I've been transported to before the 2000s, I can stop 9/11 and be declared as a national hero.

Laugh at there attempts and proceed to cover the walls in piss to show my dominance

>those faggots in high school and junior high who would just walk into the boy's bathroom and just piss all over the floor

Half of the time they weren't even in the fucking bathroom stall...they'd just unload right in the middle of the floor.

>tfw I was no better because I was the faggot that would squirt all the soap from the dispenser onto the floor and slide around the the bathroom

>heh, child's play
arch my piss from ten feet back into the urinal
>nothing personal roasties

>>37034132
how the fuck did it teleport to Australia?
yell; ugly cunts
turn around 360, walk away

>>37036440
360 means you would walk towards them you moron

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>>37037019
>someone will call you a newfag for this post
>and you'll call him a newfag for not recognizing double bait
>and he'll call you a newfag for not recognizing triple bait
ad nauseam

>>37034132
>"Ugh is that seriously how you think we piss in the urinal? Don't ever get up a guy for pissing on the floor or seat again"
>piss normally, letting them see how it's done.

>>37034911
This, but we're all bitches so we would probably watch from a distance and walk away after.