>cumming from blowjobs how much of a beta faggot do

>getting a blowjob

How much of a cancerous normalshit do you have to be?

>>37222786

>Getting a job

NORMIES LEAVE NOW!!!!!

>>37222798
>getting anything other than dubs

ordinaries begone

>cumming before her mouth even reaches your dick

>not just cumming as soon as your in 5m radius of a female

>not cumming when there's female in your 5m radius

>not cumming when you see a female on tv

>>37222778
>blowjob
>not sensual facefuck
sorry, i dont deal with ((losers))
also the mouth/face is the best place for semen

>not cumming at the thought of a female

>>37222778
>cumming from mommy grazing ya wee-wee with her butt in the kitchen

>not cumming 5 minutes before the thought of a female enters your head

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>getting blowjobs from a female

I want a blowjob from a female :(
edit: a HUMAN female

>>37223024
>tfw I find myself staring at my mom's ass

This is now a dubs thread

Originaldo

>sit in chair
>remember i have penis
>cum

>>37223069
>not cumming when you see a dead deer on the side of the road's vagina

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>>37223111
>them trips

nice, friend. nice.

>not starting to cum and fart as soon as she touches your dick

>>37223069
t. pleb

I'd rather have a blowjob from an alien that is better at blowjobs than human females.

>>37223150
is it normal to fart when you cum

>>37223193
I want a bj from a human female first then I can worry about aliens and stuff

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>>37223150
>and fart

>not giving blowjobs
what are you robots? straight?

I want to have sex. I want to feel the warmth of a woman's body against mine. And I definitely want to feel her warm, wet vagina against my penis. I will never get that and now I wish I was dead.

>>37222798

kek'd on this one

>>37223351
Why won't you just go to a hooker? It's not even that expensive.

>>37223371
I don't want to cheapen the experience with a nasty, disease ridden whore.

>>37223402
Get a whore who is not nasty and disease ridden.

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>Be Uncut masterrace
>So damn sensitive
>Have to tell girls to slow down cause it hurts
>They think they're funny by pulling the head down