>anon doesn't know what pussy feels like >lol what a creep

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>>37223641
I know what boipucci feels like

never understood what the point of these "respond to a fake and extremely unlikely sceneario" threads was supposed to be

anyway just in case nobody ever told you this in middle school, stick your finger in the wet fleshy pocket under your tongue (opposite from the inside-facing side of your teeth). this is pretty much what vagina feels like.

>>37223703
just got a boner doing that

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>>37223641
>2006
>tfw that girl probably has kids now

>>37223703

>too scared of germs to try this

>>37224954
What a faggot

Ogrinallo

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>>37224954
Holy shit same
Goddamn I'm hopeless

>>37225011

I know ;_;

>originality is key

>>37223641
>2006
she's with Brian Betaburg now, reliable provider, raising two kids, both from Chad and/or Charlie Thundercock.

>Tfw spent all of last night fucking a french qt at her place

>>37224954
>too scared of germs
>the germs that are already in your mouth
LMaooo

>>37223703
Yeah, but you have to do it with your penis to really know.

>>37225175

no my m8, the ones that are on my fingers, from touching germy places, like everywhere

>>37225135
pics?

coment originalelele

>>37223641
>stayin in a hostel in hawaii
>3 super sexy scene type girls are there with their parents, they're all 16-17..
>there parents have a room on the uper end of the house, im on the bottom spot, have my own room next to where the 3 girls are staying.
>2 am, girls parents passed out upstairs
>they're in the living room being loud on their computer, see they're on stickam... *laughs inside*
>grab myself a snack, eat
>girls come up to me laughing at me, asking if im a virgin, they're clearly high off of something
>they ask if i want some xanax
>take 2 of them
>we have a talk, find out we are just 20 mins from each other back home (california)
>they keep talking about sex and laugh at me for being a virgin.. one girl falls asleep.. 2 other girls snort lines of xanax.. I leave
>take a shower.. come out with towel to go to my room
>think about them whole time im in the shower, seriously want to fuck them
>2 girls jump out from the closet area, 1st one is eating my peach ring gummies and giggling
>2nd girl pulls my towel off
>*exposes chubby boner*
>girl 1 tries pushes me on bed

continued if wanted...

>>37225232
Didn't take any sadly.
Hearing a girl swearing in french when she's getting fucked is much hotter than I expected.

>>37225270
>continued if wanted...
duh

>>37223916
if you makes you feel any better, they are probably all from different fathers and she lives paycheck to paycheck because she's all used up. I doubt this picture made things easier as well.

>>37223703
It's that fucking wet? Damn.

>>37223641
>you were never invited to party cove 2006

what was your "party cove 2006" anons?

>>37225318
at least fucking describe her.

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>>37225270
creep shot i took of the peach ring girl that night...

continued...

>im high as fuck off whatever pills they gave me
>xanax?? fuckin amazing
>girl 2 throws towel into the bathroom, slams door, slams my door as well.. locks it
>girl 1 still eating all my fuckin peach rings, takes her shirt off, shes just wearing pajama bottoms at this point
>girl 2 says gimme one of those
>im still layin on bed, boner growing larger
>girl 2 tries putting a peach ring around my cock
>it fits
>she tells girl 1 to shut off the light and shut blinds
>Im still silent*
>girl 2 asks if im ok, while still giggling like a weirdo
>"ya im fine why?"
>no response
>lights off
>can see their faces still and the outline of their bodies
>girl 1 starts eating peach ring off of my cock bites my dick ..
>girl 2 says "my turn"

>>37225445
Average height and build, fairly big tits, long dark hair. A few tattoos and piercings.

>>37225318
>Hearing a girl swearing in french when she's getting fucked

Repeat some of them here, please.

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>>37225449
continued...

>girl 1* says my turn starts giving me a blowjob
>girl 2 puts pussy in my face
>makes me eat her out
>girl 1 moaning, orgasms masturbating herself
>I cum all over floor within 3-4 minutes
>door opens as soon as i cum, light turns on
>girl 3 shocked look on face
>closes door, hear her muffled voice say "oh my fucking god"
>both girls say oh fuck, get dressed and run out..
>girl 3 yelling at them
>they all end up going to sleep..
>I pass out

>>37225449

Bullshit
I remember fapping to that picture back in '06
Post sauce you cunt

Give us the epilogue mr peach ring

>>37225547
The only one I actually know the meaning of really is merde.
Otherwise though it's also the English ones (oh god, fuck, etc.) but said in a really thick accent.

I will stop slut shaming women the moment they stop creep shaming men.

>>37225575
Fakest shit ive read all day

>>37225575
next morning
>girl 3 keeps threatening to tell her parents
>girl 1 + 2 yelling at her
>they come in my room
>i go out and convince girl 3
>everythings fine
>we all add each other on myspace/aol im
>they leave that morning to go to another city on the island
>beg me to follow them
>can't my plane takes off the next night
>message them constantly
>we talk everyday for a month or two
>end up meeting up since we live so close together
>fuck a couple of times, things get dark with the girls over the next few months
>one of them starts doing hard drugs
>other one depressed as fuck always talking about wanting to kill herself
...

>>37225527
>Average height and build
american average?

you have to be more specific.

>>37225793
I'm 6'0 and she was a few inches shorter, probably about 5'8" I'd guess.
She wasn't fat or skinny or anything, I don't know how else I'd describe that.

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>>37225746
>we slowly stop talking, everyones busy with their own thing
>haven't talked to them in a few years
>last week they sent me this picture on instagram direct with the caption "omg we found u!! miss you sweetie, we should hang sometime! heres our numbers ____________ __________"

>>37225840
you getting the mammy gummies

>>37225840
thinking of meeting up with them, all they talk about on the phone is smoking pot

neither of them work and they are both homeless.. feel bad but im worried they will use me. I never did get to fuck their pussies and am still technically a virgin aside from the constant oral we had.

>>37225918
They sound like spoiled rich trash that got kicked out of their parent's home.

>>37225998
girl 2's parents have a huge house on the beach.. its ridiculous, girl 1 is poor, her parents are assholes and kicked her out when she was 18.

apparently they got kicked out for not having jobs and constantly smoking pot in the house. they literally have no friends and girl 3 stopped talking to them years ago. they said she has a husband now and a kid (lol)
they want to live with me and keep saying theyll get jobs and cook for me/clean. idk what to do.

>>37226064
and forgot to add , they are both super hippie/emo girls now they are obsessed with tumblr and obsessed with each other.

>>37223703

>+1. This is XXV century baiting right here.

>>37226110
They are probably proposing that bullshit to every guy they come across. They probably have STDs by now too. I'd say hit it one last time then cut them out for good.

What bullshit. They can't even get jobs or cook/clean for themselves.

>>37223703
Ha! That's actually pretty close. I'd never heard this.

>>37225408
Even more so if she's adequately titillated.

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>>37226163
>>37226110

>not taking in 2 depressed girls who are down to fuck.
>on r9k

invite them over right now mother fucker let them live with you cunt.

>>37226064
>idk what to do.
you know damn well what do to, don't be stupid.

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>>37223641
>ywn go to party cove 2006

>>37226264
Well. we're all meeting tonight at the beach so we will see if they are normal or not. >>37226198

>>37226557
spoiler: they're not.

>>37226614
I'll update it, meeting them in 10 min.

Fuckin 23 yr old guy posting on r9k before he goes to meet two dysfunctional girls.

What is wrong with me...

>>37227656
It's almost been 20 minutes faggot

>>37223703
I forget about this sometimes.

>10 years since I've heard this
>not a virgin for 5 years

Time mang.

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Everybody knows what pussy feels like, we just can't remember, seeing as we had just been born.

>>37228020
Not everyone slid out of their mother's cunt. Some were removed from her uterus directly