Rich NEET

Buy bleach and drink it.

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>>37429652

IF you have money to spare, please pay for advertising on r9k and put this up.

Buy anime and video games
Buy a prostitute
If you're depressed, buy a shotgun and kill yourself
If you wanna go on a killing spree, buy several weapons
Buy a nice mattress
Buy cereal
Buy some drugs

There are so many possibilities, you just made this thread to show off.

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buy me a steam game
origanolilo

>>37429677
This please richfag

I'm paying me mummy debt, feels bad but she's happier so feels good

>>37429652
Any chance you'll pass on a little bit to a less fortunate KHV NEET?

I don't get to have NEETBUX because of the faggots in my state only giving them to pregnant niggers and spics with 15 people in a family.

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Step 1: Buy every plastic spork in the world
Step 2: Melt all plastic sporks and pour into a big spork mold
Step 3: Make your spork a tourist attraction
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Profit!!

Does being rich get you a qt gf too?

>>37429717
When I die I plan on destroying all the money I inherited and all the homes. I'll buy millions worth of gold and dump in the middle of the ocean somewhere. And destroy all my assets in a fire. I'm not letting any Normalfags get to my wealth.

>>37429769
im not a fucking normie anon im just a neet who doesn't have rich parents

can i please have $600 sent to my paypal

>>37429744
No, I've asked girls out but all have rejected me even though I'm wealthy.

>>37429790
What will you do with the 600 dollars?

>>37429791
so you're manlet/small dick/bald/ugly face?

>>37429806
A top notch escort to suck me off

>>37429806
i'll live off it as long as i can, buy good games in the steam sale, maybe buy my dad something nice for fathers day. being able to eat on my own time sounds very appealing.

please anon?

>>37429652
go to /biz/ and gamble on crypto

>>37429837
No I'm actually over 6 foot and have all my hair, also a 7 1/2 dick. Girls just don't like being around me.

>>37429652

Post the money picture as a tinder profile picture and see what happens.

>>37429891
Maybe you're showing off your wealth too much?

Try being more humble perhaps

>>37429652
I would first get some job training and start working toward a comfy career.

I would buy some land and a house paid in full. Some place near my parents so I could rent it out and live in their place after they die.

Use my comfy job to pay for upkeep and taxes.

>>37429652
You could travel for years on that, depending on your daily expenditure.

Go to Amsterdam, lose V, realize sex isn't such a big deal, proceed to travel the world with rich guy money and tall guy stature and slay pussy.

>>37429958
>realize sex isn't such a big deal
>makes traveling the world and slaying pussy a priority

What did he mean by this?

>>37429696
just pirate dumb frogposter

>>37429958
also, tell your rich parents that you need to 'find yourself' and that you want to document your travels in a novel in the style of Kerouac. The'll probably throw even more money at you.

>>37429989
That it is nothing to fear.
Once you pop, you can't stop.
etc.

1MJGLDey3bsHZqxopopaA4KgEmji3dw6r3

In case you are actually true and wanna prove something....

wanna pay my student debt?

Give them all to me and kill yourself?

Put most of it in index funds and let it sit.

>>37429652
Buy me a Saab i will suck u off.

I never trust these NEET rich threads. Why would you come here and brag about having so much money. Instead of going on vacation, playing vidya all day, or anything fucking else?

If I had a lot of money I would be too busy buying random shit, and doing things I could never do. Bragging to a bunch of people on a board would be the last fucking thing on my mind.

http://www.buyfags.moe

Buy cute

>>37429652
buy eth
original

>>37430105
I play a lot of games. I used to go on vacations when I was younger but I stopped. My parents still go on them but I just ask them to leave me home. They're in Europe on vacation right now.

>>37430204
Any chance I could get that $600 we were talking about before anon?

[email protected] is my paypal...it'd be super cool if you did but i won't hold it against you if you don't

send me $1000, pls im in serious trouble ;_;

>>37429652
Send me fifteen dollars so I can buy a bundle.
Thank

>>37429674
This guys answer, but buy the most expensive type of bleach.

>>37429652
Do you know what you like? Do you have a hobby or two?
It's always a good start.

>>37430353
I play vidya. That's really it.

How do rich people even hear about fucking 4chan. I know most of you here are poor as shit.

>>37429652
Buy ethereum (ETH), waves (WAVES), neweconomymovement (XEM) and golem (GNT)

>>37430412
if you're a social outcast you'll find this place

>>37430400
You could consider VR, or some AR expensive stuff

DO MASS SHOOTING with a bazooka

>>37430442
Eliot didn't, and yet he every single other place social outcasts hang out online.

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>>37429652
Nice to see another cream of the top. I just started investing in land and international stocks. Just in case, I still left 200k in savings. I can tell you land investing is going to crazy soon.

>>37430479
He was crazy/retarded, he didn't know why he was unpopular, you need to be somewhat self aware to be here.

>>37430536
>you need to be somewhat self aware to be here.

evidence suggests otherwise

>>37430509
well anon, would you like to give me 600 USD please?

Make a passion project.

>>37430536

He frequented PUAhate. One of his searches on google is "nazi anime". I'm 90% sure he's at least lurked here.

Send me some money on paypal, my email is [email protected]

>>37430578
The born rich have no passion. They are useless scum suckers.

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>>37429652
This is my suggestion: donate to poor NEET KHVs. Either that or build a helicopter -- fire-engine -- rocket-ship killing machine.

>>37429891
>No I'm actually over 6 foot and have all my hair, also a 7 1/2 dick. Girls just don't like being around me.

you replied to everything he mentioned except your face so i assume you're ugly. proof face>everything theory is true

>>37430204
Isn't there anything else you can do though? Also, how the fuck are you still KHV? Do you have a nice car or clothes? The second a girl see that you have money, she'll be at least curious.
If you don't show off your money, then maybe that's understandable.

You could even pull off being a sugar daddy if your desperate enough.

>>37429652
Give it to me, the poor crippled hikikomori

>>37430762
I have an attractive face. Easily a 6/10-7/10

Buy me PUBG pls rich robot ^__^

gib money or i report u huehuehue

>its babbys first 401k
>babby trying to pass off as 401k as actual money
>government can nuke i t at any moment
>need to live until 70 years old to ever touch that money

you only have 10k, you arent rich, you're a dumb pleb who got babbys first job

>>37429717
No you useless cumskin get a fucking job

>>37430931
It's my savings account, I don't have a job or 401k
The 10k is checkings account.

KHV 18y/o manlet NEET with over 300,000brit here.

How do I use my money to get a qt gf?

Stacies need not apply

>>37430962
whereabouts in the uk are you from?

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>>37429652


I know that format

This is a wells fargo account!

>>37430962
>implying you wouldn't obediently eat chad's cum out of stacy's pussy if she gave you even the slightest bit of positive attention in exchange

surprisingly unoriginal wow

>>37430998
West mids

>>37431014
Anon please, I may be pathetic, but I'm not THAT pathetic.

>>37430962
>>37431038
i don't know how to get you a qt gf but i do know how you can feel rly good about yourself and make a fellow neet happy and thats to give him a tiny bit of your money!

please can i have 600 please anon

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>>37429652
Backpage is back online.

>all these people ITT begging for money

Sad.

Marry me anon UwU

>>37429790
wait you can get free moneys from paypal?
>tfw neet with a 0$ paypal
should i start begging in /biz/?
im poor as shit and don't even have a cellphone

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why do you feel like you need to spend all your money?

>>37430962
I-I'll be your gf, though I am slightly older than you. What are your interests?

Send me 2000 so I can leave and take my children with me

>>37431063
no gf for me = no money for you.

>>37431142
Sorry, anon, I'm not into girls (male), only girls (female)

>>37429868
>give me money so i can waste my time playing children's games instead of getting a job

pls anon

>>37431200
But I am female (female)...

>>37431274
Don't be silly, Anon! Girls don't post on r9k!

>>37430274
>i won't hold it against you if you don't

jesus christ shut the fuck up

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>>37431200
>>37431157
>300k in the bank and still can't get a gf
how is it even possible to be this beta?

>>37431227
moooooooooooooods!!

>>37431274
pre op or post-op ?

>>37431274
;^; I'm cute though

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>>37431063
>begging for a pathetic 600
get a job fagit. you can earn like 35k+ a year just delivering pizza.

>>37430962
That's a good question. I'm also a fellow moneyfag, but I have no idea how to acquire a gf that isn't an obvious gold digger.

>>37431297
>>37431305
stop leeching off of my conversation! >:(
>>37431295
Incredibly beta.

>>37429652
PayPal me all of it

>>37429652
donate art mat. and ill make you free art stuff fo life. :3

>>37431297
completely biologically female, no subhuman tranny shit here. do you have discord?

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>>37431326
>straight woman that isn't a gold digger in 2017
kek, good luck with that anon
>>37431369
see what i mean?

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>>37431390
>kek, good luck with that anon
I could just remain single. That's fine too.

>>37431103
>>37431142
>>37431227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m_KJkqUXPQ

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>>37431326
>you can earn like 35k+ a year just delivering pizza.
I wish those kind of jobs paid that much. Then I'd be with the other richfags in the thread.

>>37431439
Of course they're gold diggers, but what other options do we have left?

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>>37431478
>being this weak-willed
you should accept your role as a disposable wallet then, betafag

>>37431446
>I wish those kind of jobs paid that much.
They do depending on your area and store manager.
t. domino's delivery driver who got 30 hours of overtime this week

>>37431478
>hookers
>celibacy
Pick one.
Remember that you aren't paying hookers to have sex with you. You're paying them to leave afterwards. It's cheaper than giving up half your assets and getting cucked into raising Tyrone's children.

>>37431511
>implying that i'd actually spend money on these roasties.

In reality, they would likely be nothing more than a practice gf, so that I could familiarise myself with how a relationship works, and to help me build confidence so that I could talk to women in public.

I may be a beta, but I'm not a complete moron.

Give me 2 thousand so I can pay off my credit card debt. please.

Invest in something. Not too much, but invest in a stock you know will help you later on.

Mutual funds work too.

>>37431616
No.
~Sincerely a guy who owns 5 credit cards at age 20 with a combined credit limit of $6,400 yet manages to pay the statement balance in full each month like a responsible adult.

>>37431643
>combined limit of 6400
on my chase freedom I have 5k. On one. Go fuck yourself.

Hire someone to get 12% annual interest on that sum bitch

In 17 years you'll have a million bucks if you save 2 bucks a day

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>>37431660
But how old are you?
Oldfags have the upper hand when it comes to credit limits.

>>37431686
23. Also when you say LIKE A MATURE ADULT, my job went under while building my credit score and I had to pay bills. I cant afford to put the full amount in so eventually it turned to 2k. Life sucks some times ya know?

>>37431511
You sound mad. You must be poor.

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>>37431588
i could maybe help you with being a practice gf (i'm a lesbian so it's not like either of us would have feelings for each other) but i probably wouldn't be able to help you raise your confidence since i'd be berating you the entire time, kek

>>37431616
>being in credit card debt
aren't you embarrassed by your poor life choices, anon?

>>37431713
i don't know why you think that, anon. i'm not allowed to bully him for being so beta?

>>37431704
I said responsible not mature. Maybe you should stop being a little bitch and get another job.

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I'm a girl give it to me
original is original

>>37431753
>i probably wouldn't be able to help you raise your confidence since i'd be berating you the entire time, kek
That's all females.

>>37429652
MAKE Normies lives miserable plox. Anything to hurt them desu. :)

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>>37431776
see? it's perfect, isn't it?
>tfw no practice ""bf"" to mentally break until he submits to me

>>37431826
What could I do anon? I don't know anyone.

>>37431857
But you're a lesbian. That doesn't apply to you.

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>>37431925
i like bullying men and women alike. the difference is that i'm only attracted to women

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Here's mine.

>>37430509
why land friend? i've been wanting to invest as well

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>>37431753
I don't really see how you could be my practice gf, if there's no real affection from either party.

Interesting proposal though.

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>>37431773
No but OP I actually am a real girl, a real live female with x chromosomes and a vag and everything. Not that that has anything to do with it, because I won't show you my body, but just give me money anyway. Even just a couple hundo. I'm really poor and I've never been on social assistance and don't plan on it. Do you do Etransfer? oh yeah and please

>>37432034
you'd have the experience of talking to a woman who talks to a lot of other women romantically! it's sort of like getting a second hand source in a way

>>37431922
Become a conservative and invest in companies that addict people and kill them like Mac Donald's. Also fuck the environment

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>>37432092
Sounds interesting, but what exactly would this "relationship" entail?

>>37429652
send them to me
originally

>>37429652

>$150k
>Rich

It's a good start but it's not rich

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>tfw get barely enough welfare to pay my parents so they don't kick me out

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>>37429652
Have you given your monthly donation to Boogie yet?

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>>37432258
you get the chance to ask a biological (but not straight) woman whatever you like. and i can ask those same questions to any other women i'm currently talking to. how does that sound?

>>37431085

it honestly is. the worst thing is they have no plans to better their lives with it beyond "videogames, dugs and escorts XD".

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>>37432391
oh we wagecucks all do. socialism is the ultimate jewish cancer

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>>37432550
>paying to talk to a woman
That's low even for a robot. Even we aren't that pathetic.

>>37429652
Why not get a jet ski and just have fun?

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>>37432550
That sounds more like a search engine than a practice gf desu.

>>37429652
>has money
>khv
think about it nigga. solve both problems

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>tfw hardcore poorfag with $90 in pocket

I have the investment opportunity of a lifetime for you, I just need 100k, and for you to find someone with 200k they are looking to invest.

mail me 10,000 dollars in coins

>>37432668
since when did i ever imply payment?

>>37432678
if you'd prefer i could act like a motivator for you! i don't think a search engine could do that. really i could act however you wanted me to since it's really all just pretend anyway.

>>37429652
Buy a single nice car

>>37429652
Reaserch in stocks, then invest, so you can quadruple the cash in like a year, then go on a shopping spree

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>>37432743
>since when did i ever imply payment?

>rich robot appears.
>all of a sudden "hey I should be a practice gf for him."
Lets not act like your doing this for every robot out of the goodness of your heart, you know what your after.

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>>37429652
Help fund my education so I can stop being a neet and have a real life so I can start on the path to being able to pay for my own things thanks in advance because I never had a father to do that for me desu

U should give me $500 to fix my car so I can wagecuck again.

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>>37432916
there's more than one "rich" robot in this thread anon. i just like entertaining the idea

I only have 430 Euros for the month of June and I got mad bills to pay.

Would you help a poor faggot out?

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fucking do it pussy

originale

>>37429652
you posted this thread before

stop fishing for (yous) because mommy and daddy's money doesn't get you enough validation

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>>37433046
As a richbot myself, I wouldn't want to have a lesbian "practice gf." Especially one that will give me bad advice like the normies do here every day.
I would want one that plays vidya with me, and we talk to each other about random shit occasionally.

>>37433227
that's even easier to do. do you also want her to have sex with you though?

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Poor wagie

I am going to neck myself lmao

>>37430813
So you're just autistic?

>>37432349
>he thinks it would all be in one big account

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>>37429652

Can you buy a condo that the 2 of us can live in together so we can both be NEETs?

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hey richfags

I need a couple hundred dollars for rear tires for my car and an overhaul for the vintage saxophone I'm playing as an upcoming performance major in college. If there really are any richfags who are interested, the total cost would be about $600-1000 including tires. The tires are so bald that I've spun out in the rain and nearly caused an accident and the instrument is on some pretty old pads that are beginning to rip. My tech would need to spend at least 15 hours at $40/hr getting the mechanical wear out of the action, "tuning and toning" (placing crescents in tone holes, adjusting key heights, playtesting, re-padding, et cetera), but it would mean I have something that performs reliably and doesn't hinder my development doing what I love. I could send you videos of my performances when I post them. Music is my way of coping psychologically and I've found real enjoyment in what I'm doing, I just need help getting there. Pic related is the subject of monetary rescuing

Here's a video of the performance practice I'm studying - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gIkIuTiUCE


paypal.me/eradium1

>>37432743
Ideally we'd do basic shit like talking about our interests and hobbies and playing vidya.

Honestly, the more I think about it, I want a female friend, not a practice gf.

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>>37433641
like i said, that's ezpz! i'm fairly busy right now, but if you drop a contact maybe i can add you another time?

>>37429652
>tfw NEET with rich parents
>tfw I don't actually have any money of my own

>>37429652
Buy me a new rubik's cube

>>37433709
get fucking rejected

>>37433905
I don't see any rejection...?

Buy a HD camera and start travelling SE Asian countries, broadcasting your explorations to a facebook page called Robot Adventures Unlimited or something

Would be so comfy to watch. I would like to travel but don't have the funds or courage.

>>37429652
become a csgo streamer on twitch and have a personality
then you can make people actually care about you

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>>37429652
i am a woman and i'd say to get your life together before you start any relationships

so what that you're rich, besides that you don't really have a future in the real world. What if your parents die or your stream of money is cut off somehow? More than that, your lack of self-sufficiency is a huge turn-off. Go to college or start a business so you have something substantial going on before you cling onto a woman who will just take your money and run

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>>37429652
Give me a small loan of $350 with interest

>>37429652
thats not rich bb
its a good start though, you should invest it

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>$170k in a bank
>Rich

You're just losing money you know.

>>37433709
Well, if you're being serious then send me your discord id or whatever to "[email protected]"

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>>37434941
The amount of beta reeking off you is amazing

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>>37434941
>actually going through with it
Is there a word for someone even worse then a robot, and beta put together?

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>>37434941
i'll send you an email when i get a chance, anon! i'm really busy tonight unfortunately

>>37435129
>>37435187
what's wrong with making new friends?

>>37435275
Why do you feel the need to post here? You know this board is full of pathetic losers who can't get girls or don't want them. Why do you have to invade our space? Just because you're so desperate for attention that even us will do? Whores like you want attention more than a Jew wants money for fucks sake. Why can't you just go to /soc/ where they'll give you all the attention you want?

FUCK OFF

>>37435129
>Steven universe.
either a woman or a fag.

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>>37434752
He probably has it in a 0.00000000000001% apy savings account too

That shit will be like half its value in 10-20 years

>>37429652
My compooter got stolen by some bix hood thugs. Can I have a 400 dollar pc to at least play RTS games?

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>>37435395
>caring about a picture

>>37435336
This. You and him need to fuck off to /soc/ already. There are literal sugar threads over there so you can get all the rich beta orbiters you want, and the beta maximum anon can go there to make female "friends."
What a shit thread this turned into.

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gimme gimme

paypal.me/desertflowers

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>>37435508
being a fag.
oriegniai

>>37434752
>>37435445
fucking zionist banker rothchilds bleeding this country dry. and the only way to stop it is to play their cancerous games

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give me 10 dollars pls

>>37436134
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>>37430509
what do you mean investing in land ?
rent , flipping ?