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not today
but guy is whistling at beach public bathrooms
I say "shut up" while i'm dumping
I'm washing my hands and he comes up to me
"did u say shut up?"
"ya"
He has this skateboard thing, he's like "i'll shove this up your ass"
walk back to my car
pick up my two biggest wrenches
he does this thing with his back turned where he like slides the board out from under him and has his hand on the ground off balance
smack him in the back of the head with a wrench
just start beating the shit out of him with wrenches
people are filming it
they come over and take my wrenches
the guy proceeds to chase me around the people on the skateboard till the cops come
get put in cop car
cont bump

>>37430852
he says he didn't say it
I point to the bathroom cleaners "did u hear him say it?"
the cop's like "but could he really shove the board up your ass?"
they let me go, I get my wrenches and leave

not today
at brewer's game with 3 dudes
they're fucked up on alc and weed but i'm sober
yelling funny shit the whole game
during intermission i'm climbing on this railing
one of two guys comes up to me, bothering me
I say something to the bothering guys and one of them attacks me
I don't fight back because he's huge
he and his probable dad leave
i'm wondering wtf happened my friends didn't stick up for me
later on, outside I pick up some plant spores on a stem "the more you smell them, the more u are intrigued"
had premonition big friend who didn't stick up for me is going to die young
fast forward years and we're not friends cuz he tried to get me stuck in a mental institution because I said he made me want to die by his arguing with this bitch while I was driving them home
he killed himself a few years ago

>be me
>be 20
>remember all the cringy shit i have done

>>37431017
be me
>25
never done anything cringy

>>37430025
Are you gonna kill yourself when they come to arrest you?

>>37430025
>using cigarette lighter to burn skin and see how long I can withstand pain
It's not the flame that hurts, it's the 3rd degree burn and subsequent infection. Takes a while to start hurting, hurts for weeks and weeks.

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>16yo
>go to school
>3 days later I wake up in my bed
>don't remember anything
>my mom freaks out when she sees me, asks where I've been
>I was at school and in my room
>said she checked my room and I wasn't there
>later I find out I had 2 absences in school
>think about it really hard, I honestly can remember those missing days
>assumed shit was normal, is gotten absences before from sleeping, and my mom probably didn't search for me that thoroughly

>3 fucking years later
>cleaned up off of drugs, even alcohol
>eating captain crunch one morning
>remember being in the back of someone's pickup looking at the sky
>girl I dated on and off for 3 years cuddling with me in a run down building
>techno music booming in said building, I was dancing
>walking through a forest during the daytime with aforementioned girl holding my hand and surrounded by a few other couples, everyone was joking and having fun
>sitting in someone's car, half asleep. That song by avicci, levels playing
>being dropped off and someone said, you forgot your jacket, passing it to me while I said good night
>try to get into my house, but the doors were locked
>go through a window
>head to my room and fall asleep
>try to remember the context, how old I was, etc
>remember what my ex was wearing, who's pickup it was, why my ex acted so comfortably around me when "we first met"
>realize these were the missing days
>drop my spoon into my captain crunch and wonder if I lost any other dope experiences while I was a junkie

>>37431359
Sorry for typos, phoneposting is hard.

>>37431252
What would I be arrested for? I was escaping a hostile situation to avoid being assaulted. In truth I was just getting annoyed, but in any sane person's eyes I would be in the right. If they weren't chimping out on my car, trying to get inside and touch me like a couple of queerbos, I wouldn't have had to drive away and wouldn't have ended up driving over White Chad's foot. It's pretty much unintended self defense as I was actually just trying to get away from the apes.

>>37431272
Any better methods to test my pain tolerance then?

>>37431425
>Any better methods to test my pain tolerance then?
Are you really testing your pain tolerance, or destroying yourself? Did you give yourself 3rd degree burns with the lighter already?
If you got to 3rd degree, then just wait. Your pain tolerance will be tested. If not, get that shit back out and keep burning until it smells like cooked meat.

>>37431425
I think u were in the right.easy wait to test pain tolerance: no fap

>>37431425
>better ways of testing pain tolerance
Lift

>>37431464
Not a third degree burn. I gave myself a second degree burn before the pain became too much and I instinctively pulled my arm away.

>>37431523
If you can overcome that initial pain, once you burn the nerves you feel nothing.
Then you'll be in a world of hurt once the infection sets in. It might even kill you if you don't treat it.

>>37431523
I put out a cigarette on my hand once

>>37431045
>never done anything cringy

You aren't a robot.

>>37431545
I also scanned my ass

>>37431596
SHUT THE FUCK UP BETA
just because there's more beta than alpha on this board doesn't mean ur good, ur a shit face go break on a shit test

>>37431623
Translate what you just wrote into english please? Seriously what the fuck does that mean

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>>37431623
> ur a shit face go break on a shit test

The epitome of normalfag intelligence right here.

>>37431639
sorry I don't dumb down you're just gonna have to swallow it
aw babby doesn't have a mind

>>37430025
This might be the funniest thing I've seen this month.
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>>37431983
It was interesting to say the least.

>>37430025
I found a T-54 in the Bush once.
I still have a 100mm shell sitting on my shelf.

>>37430025
Not today but I once got IV Ketamine in a hospital bed for an experimental treatment and ended up in a k-hole.

>qt intern asian doctor comes explain what's going to happen and sets up the IV
>shy as fuck, can barely look at her during the conversation
>10 minutes in, starting to feel pretty good and inhibitions disappearing
>doctor comes to ask me some questions, fill in some forms
>end up having a 15 min conversation with her, even got a couple of laughs out of her
>wondering if she's laughing at me or with me
>hallucinations start getting pretty intense
>lost track of time at this point and could barely remember who I was, doctor comes check on me again
>start hitting on her and almost pull out my dick for some reason, she just says something like "alright, lets keep you dressed"
>listen to some music while watching everything else in the room pass by (there were 8 beds)
>missing some time at this point, not sure what happened. pass out eventually
>wake up 3 hours later
>doctor asks me some questions to check whether I'm lucid
>start remembering some of what happened, being back to my awkward self I turn red and apologize
>she just smiles and says "it's fine, you were tripping and I've had a lot of patients that were worse while sober even"
>speed walk out of there wile staring at the floor

I just need to find the perfect dose of Ketamine to fix my social anxiety it seems.

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This one might be more depressing.
>Be 15
>playing sardines with peers
>I'm it
>Hide in the gym, under the bleachers. (unless you're shorter than 5', you can't stand fully under them)
>feels like HOURS have passed and nobody even went into the hall right outside the gym
>kirby'sfeckingpissed.jpeg
>FINNALY someone comes into the gym
>It's my brother (He's cool)
>Just as I suspected, he's followed by literally EVERYONE ELSE like a pack of sheep.
>They don't even check in spots where he isn't looking
>He finds me under the bleachers
>Naturally, people pile in.
>My bro lays right where i am obscured from everyone else (fine by me.)
>Everyone joins him in laying down, but nobody on my side.
>Half of the sheeple never even saw me, they were just doing what everyone else was doing.
>After i think everyone saw me, me and my bro get up to leave.
>Hear from 3 different people "Ohhh There you are!"
>little pissed, but think they just took a while eating and talking.
>Turns out, they played an entire different game (an even worse one) while i was hiding for hours.

>in college
>don't drink
>do weed once in a blue moon
>friend does a lot of drugs, offers to sell me acid
>try acid
>things are going ok, really into music, computer screen is warping in a neat way
>suddenly become convinced my roommate is God
>then become convinced that I'm dying
>walk out of the dorm in my socks while my roommate tries to convince me this is a bad idea
>walk to the university health center
>on the way, a couple of concerned random girls stop me
>their faces are warped, I think they're aliens
>I get to the health center and someone calls an ambulance
>I'm on a bench outside, it has a plaque with something written on it but all the letters look like nonsense runes to me
>ambulance arrives, ambulance guys try to get me inside, I become convinced that they're trying to kill me
>they get me inside anyway, strap me to a bed, and inject me with a sedative and antipsychotic
>I think I'm dying
>wake up in a hospital pretty much fine but my friggin parents drove an hour and a half to get there because the hospital called them
>almost get suspended and kicked out of housing
don't do drugs kids

>>37432452
I wish I lived in a country where I found cool derelict tanks in the bush. Well, maybe I don't. I'd probably find a lot more UXO.