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Come, /r9k/ come and laugh with me.
>be me, yesterday
>be super bored, hop on and get on omegle
>I roleplay a lot on there, nothing unusual, at least for the likes of us.
>dont feel like ERP-ing right now, get on the "r9k" and "omegler9k" tags.
>Get matched with somebody, we start talking, start talking about games and such, left4dead, starcraft, etc. etc.
>start talking about anime, I proclaim I like anime, but I'm not full sperglord about it, just on the internet I like to jack it to hentai and watch a few shows every now and than.
>I mention how I collect cute anime grillz on my phone, since nobody really goes through my phone and its locked, I dont see a problem there.
>"Dont get turned gay by the catboy lol"
>"What catboy"
>he sends me a picture of pic related.
>"Oh shit, I never knew, I even had some pics of him saved on my phone!"
>Laughs were had, we talk about roleplaying
>at this point my dick starts twitching, I know he's bi
>whatthefuckareyoudoingdickithoughtwewerestraight.exe
>he says he'd like to cosplay as this "catboy"
>I say he'd probably suck cock at the animecon and would enjoy it.
>"b-baka anon... but I would like that"
>long story short, we start roleplaying
>I shoot a load in his mouth, fuck him in the ass.
>I cringe a bit at the word "boywomb", but being rough with this girly roleplaying catboy get's me diamonds.
>the roleplay ends with us cuddling and me kissing him.
>I dont type "N-no homo" at the end before I disconnect.
So my question is, are you here felix? Because Im just wanted to add that, I'm not gay. Also get on discord I wanna roleplay.
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>>37447666
Oh nice I got trips.
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Hmm this is a interesting case of "anonymous is turning gay".
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>>37447703
I dont even give a shit anymore, yea I'd fuck something girly looking that happens to have a dick. Ill roleplay with it too, since he's pretending to be a cute catgirl/boy.
Jesus I never thought I'd sound like to trapfucking faggots.
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>>37447732
Yep, it hits outta no where.
Despite them being girly and even if wed never take it up the ass... it still makes you a faggot.
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>>37447666
the prostate is homologous to the uterus
boywombs are LITERALLY REAL
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go back to your containment board nigger >>>/r9k/
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>>37447830
Wait wait, it get's more pathetic!
I talked to my ONLINE gf afterwards, we skype and fall asleep and such, (on a sidenote guys, try finding submissive girls on omegle, it rocks) and she was a bit mad at me for kinda cheating on her, and she called me a fucking faggot for the rest of the evening, but we kinda laughed about it a lot. That being said, I dont really consider myself a faggot, but I can totally understand why you guys would call me one. Maybe a bit on the warm side, but its on the internet (for now) so I dont even care. I'd say I've got a problem when I end like that one guy that get's facefucked by a tranny, but since I'm dominant and even slapped him im safe right? RIGHT? Yes, I know about the slippery slope, I'm scared.
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>>37447899
No you aren't safe. How much porn do you watch, by the way? If you really don't want to fall for the trap meme then take a long break from it, it will help a lot. Fuck, take a break from this site entirely.
The fact of the matter is you imagined yourself fucking another dude (boy)(male)(MAN) and got off where you wouldn't have otherwise gotten off as much if it was a woman. There's pretty much no way you aren't at least bi.
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>>37448166
Fuck I suppose you're right. Yea I watch a lot of porn, mainly hentai tho, which is also why i fell for this delicious trap so fast.
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>>37448229
I know where you are coming from because I also fell for the meme but I honestly don't give a fuck so I don't mind it. It sounds like you do give a fuck though so I would definitely take a break from the porn and just start masturbating whenever you feel the urge. If you still want to browse 4chan then at least stay off of /r9k/, this place is poison for the mind. Also cut out the ERP. Anyways hope you get your shit sorted out anon.
>t. anon who is lost and literally cannot get off to anything other than 2d porn
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>>37448466
Stop posting Schrodinger he's pure and innocent you slut.
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>>37448774
>pure
>innocent
>literal nazi war criminal
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>>37448774
Fuck you cunt just because I'm posting him doesn't make him any less pure.
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>>37448849
Do not bully my girl(male)friend
>>37448858
It is because you're a slut who ERPs
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>>37448892
Who's the ERPing faggot? I haven't done that shit once in my life. I'm just an honest-to-god guy who likes nazi shotas.
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>>37448934
Noo stop posting himmm
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>>37448956
Hey get a load of this autismo freaking out over a cartoon
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>>37448980
No stopp it he is pure stop posting my wife
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>>37448980
I know, right?
>ywn operate with vampire nazis
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>>37449071
No stop posting him he's mine and only mineee
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>>37449153
>No stop posting him he's mine and only mineee
Ok
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>>37447666
There is no hope for the human race.
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>>37451422
kek, who else r/r9kcringe XD lost my faith in humanity DELET epic XDDDDDDDDD teh
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