How do you impress women?

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>>37447094
I show them my extensive pepe collection.

>>37447094
fundamental questions like this are what break the human spirit to pieces

the divide between men and women and the nature of men trying to reconcile that divide is what makes us, us

does that make sense?

You basically have to be Chad or something

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>>37447111
and those digits im assuming

>>37447094
be confident, make her laugh, don't be an autist. that's pretty much it

dunno, the very sight of me either makes her laugh or be disgusted

depending on the woman ofc

Beat the living shit out of them, they generally get impressed by how strong I am, muscles make bitches wet

>be fun
>be handsome
>be rich
Choose one

By not trying so hard to impress them. Feels needy and thats a major turnoff.

Simple. I don't.

brr origianoli

>>37447094
>not having women trying to impress you instead

go mgtow and focus on yourself. watch women go crazy over you because you are ignoring them and being successful at the same time.

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You already made a mistake when you tried to impress a woman.

If anything they should impress you, after all this IS a man's world isn't it? Or at least they say.

There's pretty women everywhere. The hard part is finding a girl who does something outside of partying, raving/festivals, netflix & depression, fake anxiety, "photography", reading books in bed, aka having actual passions.

If anything, work on yourself so that you're someone you want to be.

>>37447237
>Fell for the mtgtow meme
Kek

this happens like 9 times out of 10 when i'm with a woman, but:
eventually i'll use a word from my vocabulary and the girl will disrupt the conversation to make a big deal about how she doesn't know what a word means, because people are insecure like that.
then i'll explain what it means, then she'll go, "WOW YOU'RE SO SMART" "wow, you're intelligent, you should be in college, blah blah blah" and then they just repeat how stupid you make them feel, it's a vicious cycle.

if you're insecure AND stupid, you're gonna have a tough time in life.

>>37447600

Jesus. There's just no end to how awful women are.

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>>37447094
cars and sunglasses

>>37447111
I legit would be into it if that's really your go to anon.

T. Femanon

>>37449085
I tried to impress a girl by talking to her about my over 4 thousand pepe collection later found out she was dating my failed normie brother.
(same poster)

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>>37447094
>Hi, I'm an INTJ. Lets get naked.

>>37447094
Don't try to impress them, BE impressive. Try to impress your boss or something, not someone who instinctively thinks they're entitled to what you have anyway.

By not trying to impress them. The idea is they want to like you for their own reasons not because you are trying to make them like you

>>37449376
This may be true for women that aren't veritable mouth-breathers.

Living in a small town comprised of mainly old people, minorities and drug addicts, all of my hobbies are categorized as 'nerdy' and therefore unattractive.

>>37449800
Are you sure you are also not unattractive?

>>37449819
If I was physically attractive it wouldn't matter. But that would make the post I replied to irrelevant regardless.

>have an appearance that shows your basic capacity for taking care of yourself and understanding and following accepted norms of society are ok
>demonstrate that you have a basic respect and appreciation of your fellow people and an ability to connect with them by having a pleasant, kind personality, a sense of humour and good listening skills
>say something thoughtful and intelligent that lets people a view into your inner life
There. I'm impressed. And you're already also out of my league.

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'be smart' but don't act too stuck up
don't be too clingy, you can just show that you care about her by asking how her day has been and if she doesn't answer immediately don't worry too much about it
be confident, girls don't really like guys who always put themselves down and such. it depends on the girl, but they prefer the men to be supportive and support them, not the other way around
try to make jokes (just make her laugh). again don't be clingy, if she doesn't like your jokes (or you) you'll immediately notice that (if you're not too autistic). if that happens don't try to push it more

also be tall, 5/10, have a deep-ish voice and leave if it looks like she doesn't like you, she'll be looking for you if she actually wants to talk to you

>>37449800
>for women that aren't veritable mouth-breathers
For women who are exactly that, being an asshole to or dressing down a weaker male in their sights will often work. Sad enough but true.

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>>37447094
>How do you impress women?
>pound chest
>assert dominance as alpha male
>Smear feces along perimeter to establish territory
>Bring treats termites and rotting fruits will do
>pound ground
>fling shit everywhere
>mate established

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>be good friends with a very attractive guy
>tall, works out often, great facial aesthetics (also drives a mustang which is, I guess, impressive)
>we work together often
>he never puts me down but, likely due to the fact that he's also aware of his attractiveness, he's able to act nonchalantly - he knows that he can be himself and still attract women
>although awkward when dealing with customers, they usually aren't bothered, if they even notice at all
>dominates the conversation and I'm usually left to being the "straight man" who provides the rational judgments to his quirky observations
>as a result, women find him hilarious and probably look at me like a vengeful beta
How do I fix this lads. I hate looking pathetic.

>>37447237
Do precisely this if you want to die with your virginity.

>>37450303
Stop hanging out with Chad. He only lets you tag along so he can look better.

>falling for the "impress women" meme

>>37450970
This, most people are not worth impressing.