/britfeel/

Outdated OP image desu

>>37446987
>implying the new one isn't the one from two months ago

>get greek yogurt from aldi
>1.20 per 450g
>go to the nearby tesco
>4.50 for 1 kg, 2.50 for 500g


Fucking criminals these guys are, fuck them to hell. They'd probably make even more money after brexit with the foreign stores leaving.

>>37447005
>more yogurt costs more

What's the problem?

Feeling good today fellas. Went to therapy, bought a new necklace - or rather a duplicate of one I had in school - and off to the gym in 15 minutes. First time I haven't felt depressed in months.

wink with one eye
wink with two eyes
blink with two eyes
now try to blink with one eye

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No talkie until i've had my milky britfeel, capiche?

>>37447020

check the numbers again you stupid nigger.

didnt you learn math in kindergarten?

>>37447093
>1.20 for 450
>2.50 for 500

Yeah, so 500 costs more than 450. What's your point?

Is it possible for a white man who posts on /britfeel/ to acquire a black girlfriend?

>>37446954
More and more people keep on getting Trapped in AbraKebabra. The door must only open one way or something.

>>37447103
Possibly if she's not stellar looking

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>>37447093
>>37447093
I regret to inform you that you took the bate

I just hit a fly with my kindle, it kept flying, flew in circles then dropped out of the sky. It was like a cartoon. I feel really mean now.

>>37447093
>kindergarten
American leave.

Got my appointment for the job centre on Monday lads, how hard is universal credit and how hard is it to get a job these days with a college degree in IT?

>>37447140
it's german you dunce

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I'm going to watch some anime in the bath and play a bit of Pokemon platinum later. How about you, lads?
Post waifus.

>>37447168
Americans use the word more often. Germans now use the arabic version.

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>>37447180
You gonna have a cheeky wank while you do all that?
Don't get it in the water, pervert.

>>37447180
Why Platinum senpai?

Lads it makes me physically sick when I see normans on social media posting smiling pics of the Obamas and post sickly nonsense like

"Come back Obama"
"Oh we miss you guys"

Acting like hes not responsible for thousands of deaths in the middle east and the rise in the use of drone murders.

But Trump said mean things!

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>>37447180
>Post waifus
By all means my man

>>37447241
Call them out on it lad

This one time my dog got fucked by another dog and my dad told her off as if it was her fault

"Molly, what are you doing? I didn't think you were that kind of girl"

>>37447221
When I was 12-15 our shower didn't work so the entire family had to have baths. I tried jerking off in the bath once, I got quite close, but I realised that there was a chance I'd get my sister pregnant if I kept going, so I promptly stopped.

>>37447230
It's the best Pokemon game.

>>37447230
Platinum is the best one of that gen. The maze going to meet Girantina was dope

sleeping pills are a painless suicide, right?

>>37447321
There is no such thing as a painless suicide

>>37447321
For around 8 hours, then you wake up

>>37447321
painless for you or your mum?

>>37447321
You can't overdose on modern sleeping pills, from what I've read.
>A common drug used in attempted suicides is sleeping tablets of various forms. Decades ago, when barbiturates were prescribed for sleep issues, it was possible to overdose on them. Modern sleeping tablets are not, by themselves, lethal, and taking a large dose as a suicide attempt is more likely to result in a long sleep and a trip to the hospital emergency department than death.

>>37447274
>>37447300
Gen 4 battling and stuff felt slow as hell, always put me off replaying it. Had some real neat pokemon though.

>>37447321
you wanna join a suicide pact?

The computer is too easy on tekken 7

>>37447321

Not as painless (or stylish) as flinging yourself off a tall building.
Why not do it around rush hour and make some normies late.

I'm gonna creampie your gf lad.

Going to treat myself I think lads :^)

>>37447396
I treated myself by buying 2 ben & jerry's the other day on a deal

haven't told mummy about them though so shhhhhh

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>>37447396
Fuck I forgot the fucking picture ffs

>>37447395
Can I watch senpai?

>>37447415

Have you tried the hobnob one's m8?

They are premier league

>>37447421

Only if you promise to keep very quiet and clean us both up afterwards.

Keeps saying connection lost when I accept a fight off a player on tekken. Wtf

Nothing more comfy than watching Patrice O'Neal talk about stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtdf-gXGPIA

>>37447466
>listening to niggers

good goy, they belong in our white societies, but you dont belong in theirs

What needless bait

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>>37446954
>can't get the month and time of day correct
shameful, absolutely shameful
go and think about what you've done

Friendly reminder
If you own a phone you are a normie and should leave
If you get haircuts you are a normie and should leave
If you have the internet you are a normie and should leave
If you eat meme food you are a normie and should leave
If you go outside you are a normie and should leave

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>>37447415
Hello Mr. Skelly.

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>>37447180
slaving away till 6 then home for minecraft been building a right fort got myself a wolf pack for back up as well

>>37447515

we /amishfeel/ now

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>just woke up
>starving but distant relatives I haven't saw in years are downstairs
>don't want to explain I'm a loser NEET to wanks to cartoon girls when they ask what I'm doing with life

This is what Linkin Park are up to these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dmQ3QWpy1Q

>>37447559
irk, I allways check out what they do when they release a new project and this was even worse than living things. At least A Thousand Suns was an experimental departure from their (great) edgy teenager music.

>>37447559
Probably better than them being 40 and making stuff like In The End

>>37447415
>mediocre chocolate around a digestive
wow... what a treat...

>>37447559

About what I expected desu, I bet they rock it up a it when they play that live.

>>37447613
The words of a man that's never tried those based shits

>>37447624
I saw them live 15 years ago. Was a cracking time.

>>37447613
Oh fuck off mate. We aren't all fortunate enough to be able to afford kettle chips and haagen daz ice cream. Try and get a little perspective you bloody fat cat.

>>37447636
even teh caramel ones would be more of a treat

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>gay Chad always asks me what I'm doing on my days off
>always say nothing so I don't give him any more reason to make fun of me
>he somehow finds this hilarious

So glad I'm going to uni again. The best thing about working retail is that it motivates me to not mess up uni this time around~

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For me, its the Mars ice cream. The best ice cream

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>finally got out of NEEThood and got a job at the local council with it support
>pays okay
>but
>absolutely fucking hate my coworkers
>boss is a nigger, never stops going on about fitness
>female coworker doesn't know shit and dumps problems onto me 75% of the time
>everyone in the office is practically tech illiterate
>get at least 20+ calls a day from people in the office who want their password reset, even though we set up a system where they can manually fucking reset it themselves
>get constantly yelled at over the phone for the network being slow, like it's my fault
>getting threatened to be fired by my boss because "my personality doesn't gel with their work environment", even though I do the majority of the work because most of my coworkers are completely incompetent
I want to quit so fucking badly. I just want to stay home, get comfy, watch anime and shitpost.

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For me, it's the Magic Stars hot chocolate. The best hot chocolate

>>37447653
>uni again
first time story?

For me, it's Poleaboo. The best /britfeel/ personality.

>>37447673
>"my personality doesn't gel with their work environment"
pisses me off when i hear shit like that. like, fair enough, a boss can have a go at you if you're shit at your job but saying stuff like that is super rude. sounds like they're attacking you personally rather than professionally.
jobs. do we need em...

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For me, its the milkybar choose. The best discontinued chocolate.

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Cut my neighbours grass for 15 quid and I'm not going to tell the DWP. Who /devilish/ here?

For me, it's ebina. The best brit feel tripfag.

>>37447694
Problems with an eating disorder that got really out of hand, loneliness and studying something I didn't care about. That's the short version lad~

>>37447739
it's what i'd do if I could

>>37447665
ooh, just remembered I have those in the freezer
cheers lad

>>37447754
good luck making friends this time
I wish I had friends at uni. Where are you going?

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>>37447739

What was that anon? You're in trouble now.

>>37447426
the 'ol nibble nobs?

>>37447445
sounds like a good deal to me, take it

>>37447665
prefer snickers

For me, it's me. The best me.

>>37447772
Thank you. Not going to post my uni but it's RG and in the north if that helps. Sorry I can't say more lad~

Hope you make friends lad. Loneliness at University is truly awful. Britfeel is here for you~

I need to get a lost in a good book lads. Always feel better when I'm reading, I've been out the habit for so long though and my attention down is shot to shit from shitposting all day. Any book recommendations?

>>37447665
second'd

>>37447852
I read The Stormlight Archive on holliday last year and rather enjoyed it.

I'm heading out for some energy drinks.

Back in a jiffy.

>>37447913
Thanks for asking if I wanted anything you cheeky bastard

>>37447693
Do the magic stars actually come in the powder?

>>37447950
Of course lad, they aren't selling false dreams

I'm gonna go smash some bks on halo. In a bit lads

Tekken 7 is a mess online. I have been trying to get an online game for half an hour and i keep getting disconnected

>>37447983
Said everyone about every fighting game at launch ever. Sometimes it feels like the sane day is repeating forever.

Hi, I'm new to 4chan from reddit. Is there a videogame board that I could post in?

>>37447735
I always liked the Fuse bars

>>37448004
So it's always like this at launch? This is my first time trying to play a fighting online at launch. I found the computer to be way too easy, even on the hardest

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>>37448011
Did you even look at the homepage, lad?

fuckin ponces im tellin ye
http://liberaldarkness.com/2015/07/23/gay-drones-carrying-malware-to-infect-straight-male-computers-with-gay-websites/

>>37448011
How did you end up here if you're looking for a video game board?

Stop clownin

>>37448069
>getting cucked by len
NO

>>37448130
it was a joke about the volume of posts about videogames in /britfeel/, I think the other anon got that
maybe you did too, maybe I'm the joke

I just took a fucking huge dump, lads.

>>37448011
Yes friend, >>>/v/. Don't worry, they're VERY accommodating to new users! Make sure to make a new thread to introduce yourself to the community.

>>37447931
I'm a libertarian kid.

*spits on the ground*

Make your own way, but let Jesus be your shepherd.

>>37448253
Any pics, lad?

>>37447673
kek lad, you cant complain about your boss being a nigger if youre the one working for a nigger

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>>37447180
I'm still alive, lads. Too tired to post on monday, had my brother's birthday on tuesday, went to see my senile grandparents yesterday and I've got my mum's birthday today.

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>have a massive headache
>sneeze
>two massive blood clots come out my right nostril
>feel absolutely fine now
>haven't even had any nose bleeds lately to cause them
Should I be worried lads?

>>37448385
m8 why would you be worried, sounds like you solved the problem

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>>37448331
Okay, but you've been warned

>>37448399
You mean besides the part where I had two huge blood clots in my nose for absolutely no reason?

>>37448425
it was just a bit of banter from your body, youve cleared them out now anyway

>>37448412
Dirty fucking bastard lol

>>37448412
That's a pathetic shit. I've done bigger on my off days

>>37448412
>it wasn't the gorilla in the milk

Fuck
Marry
Kiss

>Ebin
>Tilde
>Len

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>>37448331
Here you go lad. Sorry I was late.

>>37448477
>Fuck Ebin
>Marry Len
>Kiss Tilde
Easy

"""""ASMR"""""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ6Hov5Gpz4

Purple aki is trying to kill you. The last tripfag you responded to will try and stop him. How do you fare?

>>37448559

I think the last trip I replied to was skrtelpower on /sp/

>>37448385
Go to the doctor you clown

>>37448580
rip you, purple aki would break his arms in 2 feeling them up and then be coming for your anus

Anyone know how to stream a suicide without your shit being shut down? Asking for a friend.

>>37448596
But my doctor is a stupid cotton picker. The last time I went to him was for back pain and he asked me if I was deaf. Don't know what he thought I said but I'm pretty sure he heard me properly.

>>37448672
facebook live

*fidget spins my way through the topic*

>>37448672
Does liveleak normally shut things down? Even facebook relies on reports, so maybe avoid linking on high traffic boards? They're supposedly ramping up their monitoring of this, though.

Well it's Friday which means it's time for the weekly invite out round Leeds with the boys at around 1730 after I get off work.

There's three options:

>The Angel Inn for a cheap pint and a chin wag (feel free to suggest another pub)
>The food challenge at MeatLiquor (pic related: involves a lot of jalapenos and a time limit, completers eat free)
>Going down the Bridge Inn gay bar for karaoke and free shots

Free shit is always good for the neet and wagie demographics, hence two of the options revolving around that. I'm happy to spend a little bit more but let's not lose our minds.

Leeds meetup record so far:

>One nice meetup and a chat, no one was raped though the Angel was shut
>A no-show due to unforeseen circumstances that led to an encounter with a crazy-eyed Glaswegian who in response to the password:
>The forests sure have changed
>Responded with
>Aye well, that'll be the Tories m8

Who knows what exciting adventure could be next?

>>37448684
Is it accessible to people without a Facebook acc, such as neets on 4chan?
>>37448701
I didn't think liveleak had a streaming modo

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>>37448784
This is the picture of the food challenge

>>37448412
Really nice poo. added to my folder

plop posting should not become a thing

>>37448870
I'm gonna take a poo now and tell you about it.

>>37448784
>The forests sure have changed
>Aye well, that'll be the Tories m8

kek

>>37448870
What about having a wank whilst doing a poo?

An immortalised get

>>37448893
pls no
>>37448898
lest we forget

>>37448894
He's got a point you know, the forest ain't much been the same since Tories took power!

>>37448870
Fuck off poophobic cunt!! It i-isn't hurting anybody, f-fucking bigot!!!

>>37448784
I would if i lived anywhere near lad. Always wanted to meet someone from the internet, its on my bucket list.

>>37448784
Leeds is 3 hours away from me, dont you wanna move the meet up down old Gloucester's way

>>37448936
fecaphobia is a serious problem in today's society

Bolognese is fucking gross lads, what good have Italy given the world other than pizza

>>37448916
>pls no

On the toilet right now lad. Nice quick and easy poo. Pretty comfy here on toilet. Wish I had one of those Japanese toilets that clean my arse and play sounds.

>>37448942
Well I hope you make it down one day or to another

>>37448961
Feel free to set up your own and tell us all about it but this is mostly a question of wanting an end-of-week post-work pint and the only people I 'know' are anon. I think there's scope for some fun stories if we make it a regular thing though.

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>>37448985
>tfw the meme has already sailed, I can't stop it

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What now potheads?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-40125181/father-skunk-caused-my-son-to-cut-off-his-penis

Having a shit now lads. It's only a little one, has a nice plop to it though

>>37449074
don't use weed if you have preexisting mental conditions

>>37449074
Sounds like he wasnt all there to begin with. Some people just cant handle their weed baka

>>37449074
>Skunk

they mean spice, right? Spice is the one that makes you go mental and fries your brain forever

>>37449103
No, skunk, you illiterate pothead.

>>37449103
Nah skunk is stinky strong headache inducing pot. I don't smoke it cause is too overwhelming for me, yet its all people sell on the street.

A pack of roasted corn
4 packets of walkers
4 Mars ice creams
A full English
2 pork pies
Cheese
I've lost control of my life lads

>>37449125
Skunk is just weed though, weed won't make you chop your dick off no matter how strong it is

>>37449002
i admire your enthusiasm and bravery. i'm on a train line to leeds but am penniless and also would probably be able to stay for an hour before i have to haul my ass on the last train back home. good luck!

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>>37449074
Sounds like someone spent too much getting high on liberalism and 'realised' he was a girl.

There's a much greater threat to Britain though lads. Have you ever heard or a person such as those referenced? Obscene untold threat, make no mistake.

Remember: If you see something, say something.

I miss being 15 and playing WoW until stupid hours into the morning with my mates, eating takeaway pizza and letting the boxes pile up without a care in the world. Now I'm 25 and working full time in a job I don't like, I've amounted to absolutely nothing. Just another cog in the wagecuck machine. If I died tomorrow what would I have to show for my life?

>>37449074
We should ban weed tbqh.

>>37449127
Fucking hell lad, you making me crave a pork pie right now. Cba going down to Morrisons for one though,

BritNormie here guys. Ask me anything.

>>37449231
Got any new memes in the works?

Can any you lads recommend me some funky motown albums that sound like What's Going On or Young Americans?

>>37449231
false trip lad

>>37448412
m8 how can you call that thing a big turd

you don't even have to get in there with a screwdriver to break it up into more manageable pieces

Lads, I've become addicted to Snack a Jacks. Why are rice cakes so good?

>>37449231
how many waifu posters are you?

Did Shrek ruin Outkasts legacy lads? Whenever I tell someone I'm listening to Outkast they say 'you listen to the group from Shrek?'

>>37449243
YES I do, thanks for asking.
I don't wanna give anything away but I have two ones I'm sure will be a corker, I'm working on a new persona too as the other's are stale. I can't even be arsed to post as Moni anymore.

>>37448550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMoGKxeYO9E
It has been a good day for ASMR today

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>browsing old forum threads
>see people that I used to talk to
>"latest activity January 2010"
>these people have probably forgotten all about the forum
>they probably have gf's and are trying to forget their nerd days
>i'm still there as the tumbleweeds blow past

Anyone else know this feel? good forums seem to be dying or are full of kids.

>>37449290
I don't ever recall an Outkast song in Shrek so I'm going to go ahead and say no.

>>37449290
Do you mean smashmouth lad?

>>37449325
>>37449335
Am I being memed lads? I dont recall Outkast in Shrek either but I've had 2 people both say that to me

>>37449288
Now that would be telling...

I'll leave one clue: I think you'd be surprised to hear the number

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>/britfeel/ in the pub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5_GqhqZKcM

>>37449309
In 2004 I became a member of a forum for Runescape (rsunlocked?) Anyway I was 13 at the time and had a hard on for run escape, the forum dealt with selling accs. I sucked mod dick for a week and they promoted me to middle man on the forums, which meant if anyone sold an account I had to hold the gold as a "trustworthy" guy, I ran off with 94mill I believe. Good times.

I lost it all eventually and sold 30m for 20quid to a friend many years later.

Oh forums.

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Milk Cat 63

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbPTr1H-L-0
Is this a timeless classic?

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Have you lads pressed the red button to access special extra /britfeel/ content?

>>37449422
Unironically the best pop song ever made, it's a shame that a good 50% of The Love Below was garbage.

>>37449383
I think social media killed it, people only flock to places with their real identity's now so it becomes a regular popularity contest based on attractiveness.

>>37449433
It's just a voiceover from Vernon Kaye, who gives a shit?

There is no doubt in my mind that this is the true Britfeel anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEYYI1ii0AU

>>37449380
Based Mike Baldwin

>>37449484
Still some nerdy forums around like https://forums.mydigitallife.net/
I use it to pirate windows safely and remove shit "features" off windows 10 safely

>>37449441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWju37TZfo0
this was a slapper

>>37449534
>when I posted that I got no (you)s
Enjoy this one

>>37449534
kek at the guy just having a pint on stage and awkwardly bobbing about.

>>37449544
>forums.mydigitallife.net
(You need to login to view this comment)

>>37449545
Yeah Andre really hit the mark on some of the songs.

Prototype, Hey Ya, Roses, Pink and Blue, Take Off Your Cool and Vibrate are all top tier but without Big Boi on every track the rest is just 3000 wanking himself off over generic romance themes.

Shoutout to asian girls, let the lights dim sum

>>37449587
You mightn't think it, but he's he mastermind. He writes the whole thing hence his presence there. But still, having a pint onstage and doing fuck all is a pretty /britfeel/ look.

>>37449579
Ta for the (You)s mate, one back for your trouble.

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Just getting a massage off the gf's.

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Had a lot of jack daniels and coke last night to try and convince myself to be sociable at the pub. Had an absolutely terrible night. Was throwing up the whole time, sweating and shaking. Barely got 2 hours of sleep.

Why do normies drink alcohol? That was a terrible experience.

>>37447415

Cut your nails you fucking bender.

>>37447100
A whole 1.30 extra for only 50g. Not a good deal imo

>>37449309
about 10 years ago I posted on a NES forum, everybody practically deserted it overnight, bit of a shame. Some of them will be in thier 40's and the younger ones will have finished uni and then some by now. Never really bothered with any since

>>37449661
>Cut your nails
Bite your nails you manicured ponce

>>37449662
I take it you've never played an RPG before?

just wanted you to know i love you britfeel

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morning lads

oriroro

>>37449654
who is mari lad?

>>37447559
If I was still a 2edgy4u teenager I'd probably be outraged by this.

I guess at least I'll have a song to recognize when I make my semi annual trip out to normie bars.

>>37449750
I cant think of any bars that'll play linkin park lad. I don't think it even has a chance of charting here

>>37447843
Is it Liverpool lad? We're all nice up here. If it's Manchester make sure to try a burger from almost famous and a pint at the Wellington.

>>37447852
Try Flashman. It's a series of about 12 books so should keep you going for a while.

>>37448559
Lemme feel dem muscles boi

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>start to feel really hot
>get out the bath
>come close to fainting
>heart beating like crazy
I think it's the end for me, lads

What are you lads up to tonight?
Just having a beer and mucking about on the net myself.

>>37449862
Just sit down for a bit and drink some water lad, you'll be alright. Has happened to me a few times.

Just had some posh in noodles from the chinky supermarket for tea

>>37449889
>made blue dragon sweet and sour sauce with instant noodles

was surprisingly delicious

>>37449802
No, not Liverpool anon! My old University was closer desu. If I ever come to Liverpool you are more than welcome to show me around though~

>>37449728
Morning lad, how did you sleep?

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>>37449074
>he's correct again

>>37449760
Maybe they'll play it cos of the girl singing on it. I assumed she was someone popular with normies that they're trying to piggy back on for sales.

Going to be a steak and stilton with the gf tonight lads, beat that

Don't forget to vote Tory next week lads.

>>37449929
is that The 8-Bit Buy?

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>>37449916
pretty good but some normie started using an extremely loud tool around dinner time so I had to shut the window and battle through it. Dreamed about buying some milk in a store that had the same taste as chocolate milk but the colour and nutritional value of normal white milk, you know like the bread brands which are brown nutritionally and white so your kids eat it. I don't think it makes much sense and I don't know why I dreamt of it tbqh

>>37449380
Should have smashes the glass over his stupid manlet head

>>37449951
Domino's 2 large for 20 quid and the predator trilogy with the GF tomorrow. Pretty comfy

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>>37449965
Ex-fucking-cuse me?

>>37449985
But they only made one predator movie lad?

>>37450024
Don't do that. It's such a lame "joke"

Predator 2 is great

> NEETS: Prevent further cuts to your bennies
> Wagies: Make sure your NI goes to investing in your future, your NHS

Vote Labour on June 8th.

or vote for that mad cow who literally hasn't got the balls to speak to reporters
and she's gonna negotiate a successful brexit laughing out loud

>put on kerrang tv
>get adverts for fat girl underwear

They know their audience lel, all those monster goth girls must watch too.

Almost the weekend

Who /wage god/ here?

>>37449652
shame the japs don't uncensor javs tbqh

>>37450035
>Predator 2 is great

If you're watching it for it's cheesy bad factor sure

>>37450071
fuck off normie

originalkkk

>>37450071

Surprised they don't make you work Saturdays, most call centres have you doing that.

>>37450056
What's fat girl underwear lad?

>>37449506
You wish Vernon Kaye did a /britfeel/ voice over.

What happened to him anyway?

>>37450053
Tell me exactly what corbyn is doing to bennies, is he getting rid of sanctions? Because he looks like a con man to me.

>>37450161
>t. Vernon Kaye

>>37450146

#loveyourcurves big lass lingerie

>>37450053
Part of me wants to vote for him. But I don't want another UK with shit economy like with the last lot. Too late to care about who will bring less pakis cause both are the same in that regard.

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Once there was a way,
To get back homeward.
Once there was a way
To get back home.
Sleep, pretty darling,
Dot not cry
And I will sing a lullaby

>>37450189
Gross a fat cow who tried to hit on me once took me aside and showed me a pic of herself in lingerie worst than blue waffle lad

>>37450179
You caught me.

- Sexy Kaye x

Going to my first anime con with some mates in a few weeks. What am I in for? Will there be cool shit to buy?

>>37448784
I can't make it this week as i've got work. I can come next week, up for a couple of drinks and food

>>37450237
shrapnel and Arabic

>>37449309
Fuck these serves. I'm playing the story on hard

>>37450257
God I can only hope

>>37450227

It's always a shock, I hope you got over it.

>>37450053
wtf I love the IRA now

>>37450237
an awful smell and normies dressed up in entry level anime cosplay I would imagine

>>37449667
What made everyone leave anon?

>>37450237
Lots of smelly people in costumes, a handful of furries and the occasional attention seeking slag.

>>37450208

the tories don't have a proper economic plan, their goal is just to privatise as much as possible by underfunding everything and saying it doesn't work so they have to sell it off.

BASED corbynians infrastructure spending will emulate the US' stimulation of their economy, which is why they grew at a much faster rate than us post 2008

>>37450258
Sorry but I don't understand what you mean.

>>37450345
Sorry. That wasn't meant to be a reply. I was gonna say something else to you and I forgot i had it set to reply

>>37450053
>mad cow who literally hasn't got the balls to speak to reporters
I don't get this either, why has she declined all the TV debates apart from the heavily scripted ones? Either way I'm not voting conservative because I don't want a women running the country based on emotions.

going to a party tomorrow lads, do i need to bring alcohol? and if so what should i bring?

>>37450257
>>37450311
>>37450336
Sounds grim lads, at least they have a tekken tournament for 500 bong so I'll probably just stay there all day

>>37450339
Yeah but what is Corbyn doing exactly?? He reeks of snake oil.

>>37450208

yes that's it, remember, the tories are always good with money. remember that.

there's no figures as such in their manifesto, and they've u-turned (already) on some pleges, but they know their budget.

even if wage growth has stagnated since 2015, they know the economy, it's the tories, obviously... obviously...

>>37450386
You don't have to but you'd look like a cool dude if you do. How old are they? If under 20 probs a crate of strongbow darkfruit or normal strongbow. Or if you have money to blow buy a few bottles of vodka.

>>37450393
Letting all the pakis in to explode us, that's what.

Currently 30 hours into playing Rainbow 6 Siege without stopping lads. I should sleep soon, starting to feel faint.

>>37450393

m8 it's all in the manifesto (and fully costed) if you really want to know

but basically lots more infrastructure investment through a new national investment bank is the main economic stimulator. the rest is just about taking us closer to countries like norway in terms of social welfare

>>37450402
were all 20+ at least, so whisky or beer?

>>37450386

every party ive been to at uni has assumed everyone brings their own alcohol and drinks that. most people either bring a cheap bottle of wine, or vodka + a mixer, or a pack of beers

Man Corbyn is such a cool dude. He even reads NME like us kids!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5jS56gMMDc

Dole lads, is it worth me applying for JSA or is it too much effort for what its worth? I've got another 6 months of runway before I'm broke. How strict is it these days?

>>37450452
I always thought Whiskey was a weird drink to take to social gatherings, sort of autismo like you belong in a Haruki Murakami novel. Beer is a good shout, are they normie types. I'd take 2 crates of fosters or any of that shit if so. 20 quid on booze too increase your social standing with the people there is a worthy tradeoff desu

Hope JC wins and gives back the Falklands, Gibraltar and Northern Ireland. Disgusting remnants of white imperialism.

>>37450471

Yes good guy, don't claim money you're entitled to. Don't forget to pay towards JSA when you get back into work.

>>37450509
Where you trying to call me good goy lad? Can you translate what you just said into non-meme?

>>37450471
as long as you jump through their hoops you'll be ok. Keep in mind the advisors don't give a shit if you get a job or not, it's their job to annoy you off JSA

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Having a comfy evening lads?

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>>37450552
>had to shut window cause some normies decided to be loud all day
>my room is now unbearably stuffy and hot

could be better lads

>>37450330
nothing really, there was the odd post after, it was strange

>>37450495
I guess I'll give you a (you)
Nice try at a meme though.

>>37450552

Gonna get the takeaway ordered in a minute, haven't ordered the kebab, pizza and chicken wings I usually get from them in about a month.

Then it's time for getting a touch on the high side, a cozy shower then pjs on and x-files or something. Very comfy, people would say I have the comfiest evenings, the best.

The lass behind the counter at the local corner shop now knows who I am 'cause I go to buy beer every Friday evening and trys to make conversation. It's not pleasant.

>>37450622
Fancy getting me a kebab too?

>>37450580
I remember when you made voice messages because you wanted to improve your voice. Wish you would do it again

>>37450633
Oh god I have this. She always asks 'oh not working today?' and I just say 'haha no'. I hope she never asks for more details because I'm a NEET

>>37450705
>h-haha I work from home

>>37450705
say you work from home lad

>>37450659
I'm still insecure about it, I've been using my voice way less than normal people, just sitting 14 hours a day without speaking and stuff. Still wouldn't feel up to a phone call / online voice chat with a stranger still.

>>37450552
It's raining outside and I'm gonna sleep soon.
Mondo comfy.

I think my mental health might be in jeopardy, lads

>I'm a borderline alcoholic
>got drunk last night - really fucking drunk
>wasn't totally blacked out, but my memory is quite spotty
>I believed that I was in a war and that england was being invaded
>I went out into the streets and walked around for god knows how long screaming "were being invaded, fight" at the top of my lungs
>kept hearing like an old radio news announcer voice saying "england is at war"
>managed to walk 2 miles to my friends house
>can't remember anything after that point
>when I came to in the morning, he told me that I kept shouting about war and people shouting at me

literally what the fuck
I had no idea alcohol could fuck you up so much
Has anyone ever had a similar experience? Or am I just becoming a schizophrenic?

Anyone else fallen for the phsical media meme? Picked up a King Gizz & a Levellers vinyl today.

>>37450783

nah alcohol doesn't do that, you're legit insane.

>>37450552
not too bad, having a few beers,smoking some weed,playing some vidya and going to order a takeaway soon.
are having a comfy 1 lad?

>>37450783
You're a nutter, better check yerself into the loony bin ASAP.

>>37450783
>Or am I just becoming a schizophrenic?
This.

Alcohol does affect people differently though, it makes some people violent, some talkative, some sleepy, some all lovey etc, but I think you are going insane.

>>37450803
Comfy experience doing the full vinyl experience though.

>>37450783
Kek lad I've had a mate who started singing sea chanties in wetherspoons and acted like we were on a ship once. Worst I've got is I kept high fiving strangers in town

>>37450783
>schizophrenia

next?

>>37450834
It's very comfy otherwise I wouldn't keep doing it.

>pol says London has no attractive women
>move to London
>so many qts it gets depressing within a day and suicide tier within three days on the underground

Why do they lie? Are they in denial that it's a fuckfest for all but the ugly non Chad males? It's awful seeing all those women who probably fuck ten Chads a day everyday

Well like i say, i do it because i love it, i don't do it for the (you)s. Of course i'm the first to admit that (you)s are very nice but doing it just for them would take the passion out of it.

>>37450803

i was drunk and bought vinyl during record store day recently and had my picture taken for a vice article

forgot to change my underwear after half-pisisng myself yesterday and now i'm stinking again

>>37450864
Hello Kieron

>>37449309
Pls don't happen to 4chin

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>>37450864
this is you isnt it lad

>>37450844
>>37450834
>>37450809
>>37450831
oh
that's not good
No schizo shit since I sobered up though, apart from life looking like a 2d picture and freaking me the fuck out

>>37450864
Sounds like a fun time to me.

>>37450974
>>37450894

they spelled my name wrong anyway

>>37450974
>how old are you
>uhh I don't know somewhere between 12 and 38
>what? send me a pic

>>37448784
Ebin lives in leeds lad, go invite him.

>>37450975

I'd say you need to be seen by an early intervention team. You can prevent full blown schizo if you get referred now. If you see your GP you have to be seen by them in two weeks and they can turn things around for you.

What happened when you were drunk wasn't normal m8

test
dds

>>37451049

yeah i look like a fuckin idiot im aware

>>37450974
tfw your hairline is similar to this lads.

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>>37451059
not in leeds but Its not that far, nearest major city

but
>going to a pub
shan't

>>37451101

im probably just gonna shave all my hair off because i think having some hair draws too much attention to my awful hairline but i dunno i look like shit anyway

>>37450862
/pol/ thinks the entirety of London is a black muslim ghetto where you get stabbed everyday.

>>37450974
The worst part of that is the American football shirt

>>37451120
don't be so down on yourself. I think you're a decent looking lad. Your glasses and beard/moustache combo is pretty cool. I'd definitely hang out with you/be your friend especially as you like vinyl/music etc.

Don't think you need to shave JUST yet but you're close man. How old are you?

>>37450878
alright ebin you need to stop pissing yourself lad

>>37451150
the worst part is it's an Oakland fucking Raiders shirt

sorry, Las Vegas* Raiders

>>37448559
Purple Aki! WTF.

"Thats a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time...since, oh, before you were born"

>Literally true.

What is a late 80s local urban legend doing here?

>>37451156

cheers. that pic was taken a couple of months ago, i already shaved my facial hair because i felt like a homeless person. i'm 26

>>37450974
You study at an art college don't you?

>>37451178
Purple Aki forever lived on. Was a joke in school in Merseyside when I went a few years ago and I asked on here and people from all over have heard of him.
>urban legend
There was a BBC thing on him aswell.

>>37451198

nah im at the uni of sheffield but i'll avoid saying what because too much of my life is already on display here

>>37450252
Right o, see you in a week's time lad. Hope someone signs up though

>>37451110
Well we'd be glad to have you if you could stomach it. I'd even fetch you a pint

Ebinlad reckon you could make it out here? We even talked about a gay bar if that's your speed.

>>37451208

i'm from manc, and know of purple aki.

> tfw he'll never hunt you down for a squeeze of your bicep
probably for the best, actually.

purple aki is responsible for that lads death too

>>37451217
But you study something creative correct?

>>37451267

nah, i don't. social sciences area m8

I don't think I'm schizophrenic though, I know the whole "schizophrenics don't know they're schizophrenic" schtick. But I'm genuinely NOT schizophrenic, I don't hear voices and I don't have any delusions. This probably doesn't help my case, but I've already had to spent a week in the mental hospital because my GP thought I was psychotic, but I was released because I was NOT psychotic.

I don't know how much I drank last night, I think it was around 30 units. Even at such a high dose, is something like that not possible? Fuck my life lad, fuck it.

>dark chocolate and guinness tonight
Gonna have a proper black shit tomorrow morning.

>>37451208
Oh I know he was real. The urban legend part was various reports of attempted bummings, precarious escapes and his zorro-like habit of carving "P" and "A" on your left and right buttocks respectively.

I can't say we were very muscle-bound 11 year olds so it doesn't seem likely.

>>37451296

>see prodromal schizophrenia, attenuated psychotics symptoms syndrome etc

Honestly, get referred to an early intervention team. There are a lot of cases of people getting treated this early and it being completely reversed. You have that opportunity.

>>37451307
hope you can contribute to the pooposting lad

>>37451296

alcohol isn't psychoactive. what you described sounds like something i have experience on LSD...

>>37451263
wh-what would be the reason to visit a gay bar leedslad

i'm not far enough on my path yet to do something like that, I'm afraid of using public transport and I can't drive that far yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eMfKtGgHRc
me on the right

>>37451400
>not white

Leave mate.

Does anyone know how to get rid of flies in a room

I don't have fly swatter and I don't want to spray fly spray because my computer has fans on top

The worst part is i don't know where they came from i cleaned out all my trash last week

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>>37451217
Why do you post here, Norman.

>>37449433
only britfeel post to make me laugh in a long time

>>37451425

not sure if you think that's me but it clearly isn't haha

>>37451408
>racist
leave mate
this is a dickhead free zone

>>37451425
>7 11 shirt
The fuck is this shit.

>>37451425
>All those fucking gingers

>>37451425

& i only go to uni cuz i was a NEET who never left the house from like 13-23 and i basically had the option of killing myself or changing my life cuz i couldn't handle the shame of being a parasite on me mum anymore. i've been coming to 4chan since ~2005 so i wouldn't classify myself as a normie in any real sense

>>37451420
>Does anyone know how to get rid of flies in a room

Open a window you fucking subhuman

Been stalking normiebook for the last hour - literally everyone's married now with a family, got a social life, got their own home. Here I am, a 31 year old virgin living in a fucking house share. So absurd one has to laugh in amazement eh. Father asks if I've considered psychiatric help.

>>37451487
Not that lad but

>open window
>more flies come in

>>37451503
Sorry, I didn't realise you lived in Pakistan

>>37451498
>Father asks if I've considered psychiatric help.
well, have you?

>out for a walk
>see a little girl walking through on the road crying
>her mum leans out the window and screams "EMILY GET THE FUCK IN HERE RIGHT NOW"
>kid shout back no
>"THEN STOP FUCKING CRYING THEN FUCKS SAKE"
>slams the window shut

top parenting that

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>>37451420

>Get a large bowl
>Pour a tonne of sugar into hot water and mix to form a syrupy wet mixture
>Leave over night
>Wake up to fly and syrup breakfast

YUM!

>>37451528
I'm beyond help

>>37451531
>dad talking over the fence to neighbour
>grandkid is with her, bout 8-9
>woman she (grandkid) 'only gone and pissed herself earlier!'

>>37451547
What do you have to lose? Consider it an interesting experience.

>>37450864
you seem alright kieran lad, how was the spacemen 3 record?

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Guess who just went on a date just to get told nothing is gonna happen

Suggest me a game to play lads, I need to take my mind off of reality for a couple days

>>37451574

it's a classic m8. very depressing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOCOAUFWXX4

>>37451609
Probably not a dating sim