/r9k/ Survey Thread

Chanel had so much potential... A pity.

>>37446695
I-is there more of this set?

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PLEASE DON'T LET THIS THREAD DIE, I WORKED REALLY REALLY HARD ON THIS

>>37446695
>what is your favourite pastime
The results for this are awesome

>>37446962
>waifu
>Carl sagan


Thanks for this OP, gave me a chuckle

>>37446695
Good effort, but robots are lazy

I'm sorry about your dying gf anonkun.
Just try to remember she's going to a very peaceful place and enjoy your time together.

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>>37446695
At least nobody took my waifu before I got here.

Jesus Christ OP this is a well made survey. Good Job

>>37446695
Done

Origanellopo

>Job
>Housewife
Literally dawww'd

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>why are you on r9k
>all those responses
>mfw they're right

>All those NULL responses
Did it get borked?

>>37446695
I replied only because of the dominant lady, fuck you anon
(pls post more of her)

>>37446695
>all those 18 or less year olds
Nani the fuck

>>37447273
I'm afraid I dunt have any more, but I'm desperately looking for the rest of this set.
The girls name is Chanel Preston though.

>>37446931
giving you a pity bump

>>37447242
Yeah, apparently, google a shit.

Here's the spreadsheet with complete responses.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1exaqJOqOY3IYH_K5xpkXWRxapzNyvlyRl1riWpWtBik/edit?usp=sharing

whoever put Morrigan as their waifu
you my nigga

>>37448776
I prefer cernunnos

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>google docs
I ain't filling that shit out nigga. I'll do it here instead.
>male (male)
>21
>6'2
>white
>average
>no
>no
>yes
>maybe
>office
>1-20k
>no
>if asperger's counts then yes
>asperger's, probably depression and social anxiety though they're undiagnosed as of yet
>see above
>none of those
>3
>no
>moderate right
>no
>no
>12:30am weeknights, 2-4 am weekends
>vidya
>symphonic black metal
>don't have one
>hanayo
>memes and feels
>nothing, I don't want them to know anything about me

Well done original OP

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>my waifu is literally never claimed

Feels good being obscure

>>37448887
Sorry should've explained that google docs is just for reading the responses.
The spreadsheet gets autoupdated whenever you fill out the survey.

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THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNET(FACEBOOK DOENS'T COUNT), LET ALONE ON R9K YOU STUPID NORMIE

>>37448887
Also that's a kawaii ass fuck waifu you got there.
Super jelly.

>>37446695
OP - can you please add another field to the normie section asking why those who consider themselves robots do so?

>>37449287
This question has been added, but of course I can't make people who've already taken the survey take it again.

>>37449080
>tfw you won't call any waifu in fear of insulting a fictional character.
Doesn't feel great.

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>>37446695
Think of a happy memory when you do it, Anon =')
Goodnight.

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> even the crippled, broke, and crazy femanons are roasties who fuck Chad

>>37449738
More like Chad fucked them, they can't say no to someone attractive making a strong enough move on them

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Dont you worry anon, i will answer this for you

>>37446695
Done. What are you going to do with this information?

>>37447280
I always knew 4chan was mostly filled with underaged kids. You can tell when they are talking about how they are "still in school and everybody is being mean". They treat this as their blog when they have a bad day. These are the same retards that consider themselves NEETs because they are only in school and have a part time job.

So you're telling me nobody's favourite genre of music is DnB

>>37449134
I took the survey. I don't see my response. Do I not matter?

>>37449895
Nothing.
I just really like the survey threads ( I always read every reply ). It's like getting to know the people I spend 70% of my waking day with.

>>37450093
Google forms is acting pretty retarded.
I didn't expect it to be this buggy, sorry if you're response was dropped. Try it again.

Also, y-you matter to me Anonkun.

>>37450119
I do too. I actually was enthusiastic when I found someone who was actually pretty much identical to me. Then I realized I just had run across my own post. I think I feel a bit more alone now.

>>37446695
>33% underage people

>>37450180
T-thank you anonkun. I will try again :)

>>37446695
To the skinny white girl who wants to be spanked. I want to spank you.

Any ausbots?

You know, I am surprised. Being a right-wing fag, I thought all females were hardcore feminists that wanted nothing to do with me. This gives me hope.

>>37450318
This isn't a really good survey of average people though desu.

>>37450643
Especially since you can imagine some people are taking the test multiple times and pretending to be different people. But... it gives me hope that there is at least one female out there that is a radical right wing believer between the ages of 18-25.

>>37446695
>3 other anons have Lost in Translation as their favourite movie

Nice

>>37446695
There you go anon.
I sent in my resume

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>>37446695
>male
>female
>mela (female)
>female (male)

>all these underages

I've been saying 4chan is 70% underage for years now and every survey seems to confirm it.

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who is this

pls no

first time posting in years. thanks for this op, you're a cool one

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>34% of r9k users is 18 or under
>46% has "average" body
>48% not kissless
>71% not hugless
>51% are neurotypical
>>only 24% is actually autistic
>30% ARE NOT VIRGINS!!!
>95% ARE NOT HOOKERS!

this board has gone to shit NORMALS GET THE FUCK OOOOUUUUUT WITH YOUR SHITTY MADE UP DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY!

>>37450753
I know one, keep believing anon, she's perfect

>>37451453
Nice data crunching autismo.
Tell me some more juicy stats.

> Male (female)
This option was a joke, and these people obviously don't exist.

Bump, why the fuck are more people not in here

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>>37446695
One of these things are not like the other

Too lazy to crop

>>37452745
i mean, I sure I would have too

look at the spreadsheet you dork

>>37446695
i filled it out were can i see the summary
u know the pie graphs and shit

>>37452923
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc4T-TbI8XcAxSlSOGpi6Epo_4tktDnTZhY7QekOgyJZmp2XA/viewanalytics

The text responses are bugged and showing null though. If you want to read the texts you have to look at the spreadsheet >>37448555

>>37446695
OP by specifying that girls take the survey you realize that you skew the results, right?

We have no clue what the demographics of the population of /r9k/ is like but in your survey girls are almost certainly over sampled and over represented because of this. Your survey isn't worth anything, it's garbage that doesn't give us any usable data.

In previous surveys of /r9k/ the female proportion has never been as high as in your survey, hovering around 10-15%. Either the demographics of /r9k/ has changed since then or your survey is over sampling girls, and I think both are contributing to the female proportion being higher

>>37446695
>get curious about other high earners
>also femlet asians
>instantly know who took the survey

>>37453098
The first thing people see is the OP image, a hot femdom girl, which creates bias the other way though.

However I agree, there is an anomalous abundance of "females". A lot of them appear to be fakes (5'10 conservative Arab slut, nigger as a ethnicity, girl who's job is scamming orbiters, etc). When I get the time I will probably purge the blatant joke answers and I feel the stats will come back to normal.

>>37452745
>wants to shoot up college
>wants the world to know

uh-oh

OP please please let us copy/download so we can make some statistics

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>>37452298

Yeah, this is obviously a female (female)

>non-virgins don't consider themselves normies

>>37454227
I thought I enabled downloads.
Is it showing up grey for you or what?

>>37454451
Sex is an easily attainable thing now. Its not a big or inconceivable thing like landing an actual girlfriend.

>>37454619
I can download now, thanks senpai

A large percentage of this board is under 18. If you're under 18 and posting here, you're a piece of trash. If you're that <18 girl who's not a virgin, fuck you.

t. 19 year old

>>37454699
>yelling at what might be your only chance at losing your own virginity
Smart.

>>37446695
>Do you believe having sex is a big deal?
I'm not determined to lose my virginity and I do not intend to, but I believe it's a big deal in that it should be reserved for married couples.

There's a few ways that question can be taken but I'm saying "yes".

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>my gf is going to die and im scared
Anon, I hope you're doing okay.

>>37454729
I don't care about sex my man. Plus, I can just get a hooker or something.

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>the majority of people who voted "yes" to chronic mental illness picked depression and social anxiety
>suicidal is also listed as a chronic mental illness
It's very difficult for me too, but that's just being dramatic, if you voted yes to that and think you're crippled.

>>37455123
>literally can't talk to people will start stuttering then realize i'm coming across as an autist which makes me break down and cry
>depression is just hitting the point where its 24/7 whyevenlive syndrome
>almost a decade since serious social exposure other than work where i can just lock my door and close the blinds
>not quite suicidal yet but know its coming

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>>37453569
That what I was thinking, imagine writing a brief manifesto in an online survey. What if anon gets access to guns?

Or a butter knife?

>>37454661
>Sex is an easily attainable thing now.
sure thing normalscum

>>37455641
Just use tinder you fucking coward.

>>37455659
Most men don't get sex at all from tinder you know. It really shows just how much of a normalfag you are that you think this is a solution, LOL

>>37454661
utter twaddle