>ANON-KUN I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING

what a kind young lady to offer her rump as a seat to a tuckered mutt

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>>37453645
>tfw a desperate female would fuck a dog before even thinking about fucking me
I would be devastated if I walked into this situation. I'd probably blackmail her into fucking me just out of spite

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>>37453825
Dogs are cute.

>>37453755
>yfw doggo does you a smol cum

>>37453825
What makes me angry is women don't admit they fuck dogs. I confronted my sister about this and she just got mad. I'm so mad and I want to hear what the fucking hell they do it for in real life.

>>37454076
Was there any suspicious activity that you caught?

>>37454102
I read that 80 percent if women with dogs have sex with them at least once a year and we always had a dog.

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>>37453645
>only time i've ever came from just plain penetrative sex was with a dog
>tfw most men are shittier at sex than a fucking dog
I don't get it. Do you just take your cues from porn or something?

>>37453645
I'd rather see a dog than a nigger. I'd just laugh and tell her to stop or something.

>>37454246
Sad. Get help.

>>37454216
Where did you read that?

>>37454216
(source needed)
originalissimo

>>37454216
Bud, 80 percent of statistics are made up on the spot. The others have flaws in their methodology.

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>>37454293
Upset that your wife's boyfriend gave you AIDS?

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covfefe lol

>>37454216
Jesus fuck. No wonder more and more women on the internet talk about hiw much they love dogs.

>>37454507
Got any source for that?

>>37454235
piece of shit
go marry a dog you literal bitch

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Why can't millenial girls resist the knot?

>>37454952
That doesn't answer the question though for what its worth i'm sorry you're inferior to an animal.

Would you rather be
>DOGGED
>BLACKED
>UNCLED
>BEANED
>RICED
>NEETED
?

>>37455409
Dogged. Nothing else compares so far.

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>>37454216
I've had a dog my entire life from age 8-23 and I've never had sex or did sexual foreplay. It never even crossed my mind

>>37455409
>UNCLED
What?

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Not even 5% of the global population are zoophiles robots.....
If even 10% of women did stuff like this it would be known about, it would be in a lot more porn. itd be talked about it movies etc. I know that when chans and social media make up 90% of your socail interaction its hard to keep things straight and know whats going on outside of your room but this shit just doesnt happen irl.

That being said I knew a girl in highskool that lost her hymen to a dog.....odd chick. She coulda got a guy but she wanted the dog beause she though it would get her into an online fur group.

>>37454235
you've not had sex with me
and because you're a damn degenerate, you never will
assuming this isn't bait ofc

>>37454246
inbred trumpfag detected

>>37455588
You never know. That chick you someday lose your v-card to would probably never openly tell you she took that knot but she'll be thinking about it the entire time same for if she took a nice big dick once and she'll be thinking about that during as well.

You guys know the drill. Avoid the robot and sage.

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>>37455558
>she though it would get her into an online fur group.

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>tfw no gf or gf (male) that takes the knot

>>37456513
id take it for you if you are a girl

>>37454420
>>37454430
>>37454507
Back to lereddit, roastie whores.

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>>37453645
Why is the sitting on her butt? Can he really have sex with her like that?

>>37455480
Until now eh?

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>>37453645
>tfw no doggy bf
If I had a dog, I'd bend over and let him knot me every day.

>>37456979
>Can he really have sex with her like that?
Yes

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>>37453645
W-why are you wrestling with our d-dog?!

>>37453645
That dog's about to deposit semen in her.

>>37454076
women dont fuck dogs you autismo. do you have a desire to fuck female dogs? its the same thing

>>37456979
Yes.

Obviously unoriginal.

>>37455766
>implying I haven't already lost my v-card to a girl who was slutty with men like a normal degenerate

>>37457292
It already has. Dogs cum as soon as they penetrate and then fuck.

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awful lot of beastiality threads recently huh?
i'm not refusing a good 'ol zoo though

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>"I'm just wresting with Chad's dog Anon. Haha."

>>37454235
How tho
The only factor I can think of is dick shape.

>>37453825
You don't have to be desperate to just have that urge. It's having the urge itself that is sometimes suicide-tier in terms of dealing with it.

>>37457609
A. Knots.
B. Dogs cum THEN fuck. For an hour or so maybe more and the entire time subject A is rattling around.

The fact that so many people are quick to say that girls don't fuck dogs makes me think that they do and are self concious about it.

>>37457416
I hope she gets pregnant from that.

>Hey anon, have you seen my do-

>>37457675
Oh.
C. Guys just don't know how to move their shit. You seem to just assume moving your hips back and forth is all you need to do.

>>37457810
I'm calling the cops.
>female dogs get very obvious markings when guys fuck them that are legally incriminating
>male dogs show jackshit when they fuck chicks
Perfect world.

>>37457845
t.angry roastie.

Just deal with the fact that dog pussy, much like horse pussy is superior to the disgusting, pitiful human vagina.

>>37457915
Which is why all those things get obvious incriminating signs when guys touch them in anyway and that men get VASTLY worse punishments for it.

>>37455409
BLEACHED to be honest

>>37457938
Roastie please, no amount of "U GUNNNA GET CAUGHT!!!!!!!" (while talking about art) will make your worn out snatch any better than a fortune cookie, just accept canine supremacy.

Look up the Japanese term "Butter Dog".

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>>37458056
i'm kinda new to beastiality so i don't know fuck all about female dogs
what marks do sex leave on them?

>>37458112
The outter lips puff up more noticeable permanently showing they've had sex with a non-dog dick because human male dicks aren't self-lubricating.
The interior will have markings consistent with sex but NOT knotting which would be highly unusual for a dog shaped dick but not for a humans.
It's also bring into question how the dogs mated enough to have the lip issue but not have had any puppies yet and why and who you're mating her with.
Ontop of unusual cycles and probably some tearing as well as how they act around you.
Just really big obvious red flags whereas with male animal/female human none of these are present and even their behavior is normal.

>>37458239
Female privilege strikes yet again.

>>37458239
but mares wouldn't show any signs right?
i mean how would our tiny dicks hurt such a strong body that's used to a horse's dick pounding away with no regards for pleasure or safety?

>>37458495
It'll show in that they've had sex but none of the telltale signs of something like a horse dick being put in or the markings from flaring. Your balls also tend to cause some keratinization of ghe clitoris, similar to heads on cut penises but not as badly, because they're at the right height to violently rub against the top portion alone. Also, again, they act differently around you in a very noticeable way. There's ways to know in basically any animal you'd touch.

>>37458634
>>37458239
Anon, why are you so knowledgeable about this subject

>>37458661
Because 4chan is a powerhouse of random factoids and anyone with some spare time and good memory can gather a shit ton of them in small order.
Also you can google how these types of people got caught and the documents go into great detail.

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>>37458714
but why?
why would justice ever go into detail about... animal sex of all things?
this world deserves to come to an end

>>37458763
Because they have vets examine the animes to determine if they were raped and abused or not then they have to testify in court with these findings and details so the jury can make an informed decision and that all gets written down.

>>37453645
I have a weird obsession with this shit. Link me the source op plz