>have to write a narrative essay on how I lost my virginity

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>unironically taking a 'human sexuality' course
oy vey

write some bullshit about your waifu

paragraph one: I put my hands on her breasts, and they felt like big bags of sand

>>37454358
just turn in elliot's manifesto

>>37454452
kek
origamma

>>37454358
Tell your professor you can't finish the essay without her help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDtXv5p3QIU

turn this in

>>37454585
Hahaha this is good

Write the shit normies write all the time

I met this girl at a party and we really hit out, then we went to her place and it just happened. It's really that easy bros :) if I can do it so can you :^)

>>37454358
tell them how premarital sex is degenerate and has a negative effect on society

>>37454684
This

Remember to put statistics on how the more premarital sex someone has, the higher the divorce rate.

It would also be easy to add in STD's as well.

>>37454358
just copy/paste elliot's manifesto

or just write BLACK LIVES MATTER a thousand times.

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>>37454358
>no you don't
Fixed that for you

>>37454771
or say you are muslim and you could get stones to death if you lose your virginity before marriage

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It was a harsh winter night. I myself was sipping a cup of hot cocoa next to my fireplace, reading the newspaper. While drinking my cocoa, I was interrupted by a loud knock on my front door. Annoyed, I had to get up out of my comfortable chair just so I could address whoever is at my door. I open it to see a pale girl with no clothing suit for winter looking at me with puppy like eyes. She said to me, "Please, I have nowhere to stay... Do you think you could let me stay here for the night?" Typically, I am not one to be a very sympathetic person, but this one girl in particular was different. I could not put my finger on it. "Um, yes, come-" Before I could even finish my statement, she rushed past me and began to strip right in front of me and started waving her vagina at me. "FUCK ME BABY!" she exclaimed. I pulled down my pants revealing my fully erect 12 inch meat stick. I started pounding her, reaching her womb. A mist the hot and steamy sex, she moaned, "Before you cum, I need something from you." "What is it? Anything." She bit my ear and then proceeded to say, "I need about tree fiddy." Well it was about this time I noticed that this girl was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era! I said, "I AIN'T GIVEN YOU NO TREE FIDDY!"

>>37454358
Make up the most fantastical story you possibly can while making it super obvious you're still a virgin

>The rollercoaster attendant took or tickets. She sat on my lap and he put the bar down over her shoulders. My penis moved in and out with the rhythm of the rollercoaster, her vagina felt like warm salt milk on my penis. I lasted for hours and gave her 15 orgasms. When the ride came to a stop, Hulk Hogan was there and he gave me a high 5.

>>37454358
Dude, just talk about the first time you did it with your hand.

I took a human sexuality course once and the professor brought a big bowl of condoms to every single lecture and said we could take them whenever.
Occasionally I took them to jerk off into but sometimes when you would go to grab one all the stacys and chads would look at each other with this "as if" look

>>37454358
Just write "I shagged yer mum" on a sheet of paper and hand it in.

You should probably just write about how you imagine you will lose it. That's what the teacher will tell you if you ask.

>have to write a similar essay for some sex class I took for an easy credit
>stay after class and tell teacher I'm a virgin
>she tells me to come by later and she'll figure out something I can do for the same amount of credit
>show up, she's sitting on her desk with her shirt undone
>tells me she'll give me something to write about
>I'm already at full mast
>have sex right there, multiple times
>go home and write essay about losing my virginity to Mrs. Anderson
>get paper back
>she gave me an F
>wake up
>sit in bed confused about the dream for a while
>look up female teacher porn

What the hell? How is this an assignment? Is the prof male or female? Either way, they're just giving this assignment to have fap material.