Have you ever hover handed, /r9k/? Why did you do it?

I've never even had a chance to hoverhand.

i never took a photo with a woman, so no

>>37454065
I have done it because I thought it was the polite thing to do. Like, not intrude on someone's personal space (despite still being embraced myself).

I've learned by now, but yeah.

Who the fuck is around females enough to even have the opportunity to hover hand them?

Fucking normies, that's who.

>>37454073
>>37454077
these.
thread over

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I'm borderline autistic so I'd firmly put my arm around someone even if they clearly don't like it

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I did it to stop climate change

>>37454065
Why would this guy do it in this situation? She's all over him, it would be entirely appropriate.

Because touching a girl without her permission is sexual assault.

>>37454065
Why the fuck is hoverhand a thing? If I'm gonna take a photo like this, then I actually put my hand around the person. Is that American retardation?

>>37454113
Jesus christ is she legal? Because FUCK.

>>37454132
She can't be, baby fat everywhere and no tits.

>>37454065
Nope.
I am pretty daring when it comes to poking and shit. A female friend of mine has even jokingly rubbed her tits in my cheeks when cutting some of my hair as a random joke.
Probably because they poke me more than anything.
Having a twink body has these moments.
Gotta work out before fat dudes start calling me an otter or shit like that.
Maybe I'll end up getting actual pussy too, instead of those weird compliments like how my belly looks good.

Cyborg life is weird, man.

>>37454091
In middle school my mom forced me to take a ballroom dancing class. I never touched the women and i sort of hover danced because i didnt want to disrespect them.

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>>37454219
>jokingly rubbed her tits in my cheeks

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>>37454065
>that tie grab
Is that incredibly hot to anyone else or is 20+ days of nofap just getting to me

>>37454118
lol this is why you're beta

>>37454065
Is that the girl from Community?

>>37454341
No ragrets

Sorry for the humblebrag.

>>37454367
Yeah it's hot.

How many hoverhands were actually just photos taken too early while the hand was en-route?