>Oh look everyone! Vampire boy decided to come out of his cave and dine with us mortals!
>>37334455
*pulls out AK*
nobody fucking move
>>37334455
Oh look it's my retard family who have to make up for their complete lack of success in life by endlessly bitching about their neighbours and colleagues at their deadend jobs. Can't wait to leave all of you in the dust in a few years and move to the big city.
Worth it for that delicious looking meat, god damn.
>>37334455
"mhm.."
*takes plate fills with food and waddles back to basement with my bounty*
>>37334455
Thought tat older gentleman on the right was Louis C.K
>>37334455
Look at the contempt on Uncle Steve's face. You can tell he hates your guts.
>>37334455
Ha ha, good one uncle bill. Hey Stacy, mind passing the corn?
I would grab a bit of that brisket, a corn cob, and then waddle awkwardly back to my room.
>>37334455
>Complain about simple normies conversations
>barrage of disgusted snorts as they continue to rant about their terrible day at work
>Hear them through door grieving the death of my social life and laughing about my pasty skin and how much of a faggot I am.
They're all the exact clone of each other, I just don't get it.
>>37334559
lmfao mad as fuck that his family rightfully criticises him. You'll never amount to shit, even in a big city.
>>37335585
>>37334598
Nah fatties don't need to eat. You both need to go hungry for a bit so your body eats itself
>>37334455
"Aww come on, did you have to cook ALL the meat?"
>>37335951
Leave this board, would you?
damn these niggas are ugly as fuck
Is that Louis CK?